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* again a new chapter for the cool <br />
internal!.... this time it's chief ed.2 <br />
whose writing this shit!... <br />
forgive me all when i sound a bit dis- <br />
orientated but i'm feeling a tiny bit <br />
drunk. i only had 5 HOEGAARDEM and 1 <br />
WHITE trapist and some dirty red wine!..<br />
. shit i feel terrible!... still i've <br />
got to write this shit as it's so <br />
fucking important that the masses get <br />
their monthly sex stories!... <br />
i don't know if this chapter will stay <br />
the same and we'll always print those <br />
(dirty) stories... i guess not because <br />
they're just made on a lonely hot summer<br />
day (night) and even worse by some <br />
perverts... i guess life's hard.... <br />
anyway, nobody says you have to read <br />
this shit.... there are enough chapters <br />
which can forfill your appetit!.... <br />
<br />
well, i guess i and brezjnev will now <br />
try to fill your filthy brains with some<br />
self made stories!... i have to say i'd <br />
more of these but i lost some of them! <br />
(3) so only 1 story from me myself and i<br />
... i hope you nevertheless will try to <br />
enjoy it a bit or will just switch over <br />
to the culturel detachement!.... <br />
<br />
the stories which will be printed are: <br />
<br />
HOME ALONE (by y.e.) <br />
<br />
<br />
for all those perverts outthere.... fuck<br />
off!.... <br />
anyway, i guess this chapter will never <br />
be published so.... <br />
shit, i'm quite drunk.... but i enjoyed <br />
the liquid!... <br />
<br />
i know this chapter could be again a <br />
dirty rip off but it ain't as we <br />
published these kind of stories back <br />
in the old days with ATROG ... <br />
if you don't believe it then order a <br />
copy of it!... <br />
<br />
well, as it looks now i still have <br />
to fill 6 pages before starting with <br />
my one and only story.... <br />
<br />
here are some usefull addresses for <br />
ordering the latest .... <br />
BREZJNEV/WOW: (for the latest issue <br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx of BIG BOOBS!) <br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!) <br />
xxxxxxx <br />
<br />
EINSTEIN/WOW: (for splendid ideas <br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx for internal!....) <br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!) <br />
xxxxxxx <br />
<br />
<br />
sorry for all these commercial breaks...<br />
<br />
* some porno films tips: <br />
<br />
-joytoys <br />
-these buns are for hire <br />
-i want a buttlight <br />
-sea of love <br />
-charlie angels <br />
-all YAB YUM films <br />
-all VIDEORAMA films <br />
-most of the SUNSEX films <br />
-etc.... <br />
<br />
<br />
and now a software <br />
sexstory <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
7 july 1987, it all happened on a <br />
hot summer day!... a couple had a lot <br />
of domestic problems... he was a <br />
hard working bussiness man and she <br />
was a rich 'housewife'... <br />
she wanted more of her life then just <br />
playing the lovely wife... <br />
the man didn't care less about his wife <br />
and like every bussiness man he had an <br />
affaire with his secretary. <br />
when his wife got to hear this she <br />
was planning to get even!.... <br />
she hired herself a black gardner, <br />
a butler, and some girls to dress her, <br />
wash her,...etc... <br />
when her man left the house to go on <br />
a bussiness trip, she was thinking <br />
about relaxing.... <br />
it all begin in the morning, <br />
after a long hot night, she was bading <br />
in the sweat. her thin body was wet <br />
and while she undressed she became <br />
a bit horny. then her 2 servants came. <br />
the 2 young girls saw their mistress <br />
naked with firm , well-formed brests <br />
standing under the shower. after <br />
she came out, they had to rub her in <br />
and make her even more beautiful then <br />
she already was!.... <br />
lana was a girl of 22 years of age, <br />
she weigh about 50 kilos,had brests <br />
like maria whittaker and was about <br />
1.60 of height,black hair.petra,was 19 <br />
about 1.80, 67 kilos and had brests <br />
like kim basinger and had blonde hair. <br />
the mistress was an woman of 30 with <br />
a body like madonna... she was already <br />
worn out a bit but still ready for <br />
action!.... the 2 girls rubbed her in <br />
and touched her brests gently... <br />
they also rubbed in her intimate place. <br />
while doing this the mistress demanded <br />
to be fucked. the 2 girls were very <br />
surprised but the mistress said, <br />
look down in the drawner. the 2 girls <br />
found huge fake-plastic-cocks... <br />
and a little cord with 5 little balls <br />
.... she said, play with it and <br />
let lana put it in petra's pussy.... <br />
at first the 2 girls didn't like the <br />
idea but after saying they'd be given <br />
a big raise they'd do everything. <br />
lana took the little cord with 5 <br />
plastic balls and shoved them 1 by <br />
1 into petra's cunt... she pushed down <br />
her love-lips aside so she could see <br />
the red clit and underground... <br />
she licked her vagina-juice and her <br />
clit!... then she pulled the little <br />
balls gently out of her pussy!.... <br />
in the meanwhile the mistress had <br />
taken a fake dick with 2 ends.... <br />
after petra and lana were ready she <br />
demanded petra to stick one end into <br />
her ass while she sticked the other <br />
half into hers!.... <br />
lana looked down at them and was <br />
licking her mistress'nippels!.... <br />
they were so hard and rose ... she <br />
almost bit them off!.... <br />
then she took 2 dildos and shoved <br />
them into the vagina of her mistress <br />
and petra... petra groaned and came... <br />
her mistress didn't but said they <br />
could go and do their normal jobs!... <br />
she dressed herself only with 1 dress. <br />
she was naked under it... <br />
she went outside and found the gardner <br />
... joe was his name... <br />
he was in the greenhouse... <br />
she walked near him and when she <br />
walked over the air-warming-system, he <br />
could see her lovely body clearly... <br />
joe, a man of 24 had already a stiff <br />
one... she had noticed it and had <br />
demanded him to lay down on the ground. <br />
he obeyed and she pulled his pants down <br />
... also his slip and a big (27 cm) <br />
dick came out!... she was fucking horny <br />
and sat herself on him!... she felt <br />
awesome when the big cock came inside <br />
of her!... when he came, she waited <br />
some seconds and gave him a blowjob... <br />
after that he licked her vagina and <br />
her ass.... he shoved one of his tools <br />
into her tight ass and shoved his cock <br />
again into her pussy... <br />
she didn't came but that would come <br />
when the buttler joined them!... <br />
he had come with a telephone call <br />
from her husband!... she took it in <br />
the greenhouse... (the call and the <br />
buttler). while the black gardner <br />
was fucking her in her ass the buttler <br />
was fucking her in her pussy!.... <br />
while she was talking with her husband <br />
... he couldn't hear a thing as they <br />
had put on some music... <br />
she came when they both pushed their <br />
dicks as far as they could into her <br />
body!.... <br />
'oh....ohohohoho....yeah,dear husband <br />
.... fine you're coming ba....aaaaaagg <br />
ghhhhhhhh!.... what a nice feeling.... <br />
...' the man answered: 'what did you <br />
say, darling'... she said: 'fuck off <br />
buster, you're finished...' <br />
'i have my servants to please me now' <br />
.... he said: 'what the hell are you <br />
talking about'... she answered: ' <br />
come home and found out'.... <br />
he said: 'bye,bye darling till soon <br />
honny pon...,i'll be seeing you' <br />
<br />
Y.E <br />
FIRST AID WITH UNDRESSING. <br />
-------------------------- <br />
suppose that a (horny)eatable lady <br />
whispers in yer ear:"COULD YOU PLEASE <br />
HELP ME UNDRESSING ?????".what are ya <br />
gonna do ???easy. ya begin to work on <br />
yer checklist.... <br />
THE BRA.the locking could be a problem. <br />
for the lamers and fegs :it's mostly on <br />
da back but it could also be on da side,<br />
or even in front.... <br />
with hookies or with da 'KNAK'-system: <br />
the only thing the redaction can say <br />
'bout that :PRACTICE ....in a lingerie- <br />
shop(ed:this word exists !!!DUDES:we <br />
ain't interested in its existance!!) <br />
on an unsunny afternoon . <br />
after the bra THE PANTIE(S).hey ,we <br />
skipped the sockings???OFCOURS,lamo... <br />
(ed.and you who are such experienced <br />
sexmaniacs...aahhhaahh,what a shame!!)<br />
the sockings are stuck to the suspender-<br />
belt and the suspenderbelt stays were <br />
it is..that 's why she put it on,stupid.<br />
don't think like the most people,that <br />
the pantie only can be removed when the <br />
whole mess of sockings and suspenderbelt<br />
is dismantled... <br />
DA PANTIE(S).those one goes out.but very<br />
slowly,by wich she stretches her legs. <br />
(ed.legs or SEX??) use two of your <br />
fingers and let the rest glide over her <br />
leg. <br />
AT LAST:try to find a place in the bed- <br />
room(ed.hey,and what if ya do it in da <br />
kitchen or da toilet??)were ya can put <br />
the lingerie...beside the bed or on the <br />
nightlocker. it happens that da clothing<br />
has to be searched in a hurry... <br />
searching costs time....and sometimes...<br />
A PAIR OF NEW TEETH...HAHAHA!!!!! <br />
<br />
and now for da lame farmboys: <br />
<br />
take the front of her blouse plus her <br />
shirt under it.....with a rough strike <br />
ya pull da whole thing down...(ed.what <br />
about da bra???*pessengirls don't wear <br />
a bra(i mean real ones)) <br />
and ya see da giant BIG BOOBS jumping <br />
out...be a bit carefull with da... <br />
DEFLORATION......BOTH OF YA...HAHAHAAH!!<br />
(ed.yeah...and give da poor girl five <br />
bucks for da clothes ya have thorn up)<br />
this is also recommanded for quickers!! <br />
- have a nice shearching in ya diction- <br />
nary..... <br />
<br />
OLD BREZNJEV <br />
<br />
ooooh yeee .....am i tired ......been <br />
working too much i think.... <br />
if ya have any sexproblems: <br />
CALL 32/(0)xx/xxxxxxxx <br />
and ask for YVES <br />
my addy has already appeared.... <br />
<br />
LITTLE UNUSUAL SEXSTORY. <br />
------------------------ <br />
the rain was pooring down when i <br />
was washing my car(ed.hey,LAMO-who WASH-<br />
ES his CAR when its RAINING????). <br />
yep,that was yesterday...lots of things <br />
happened then ...!! <br />
as i was going for the soap(ed.-BAR??) <br />
- da wash-leather... <br />
suddenly this horny pussy was stand-<br />
ing in front of me....she had these long<br />
shaved legs and a wetshirt wich made her<br />
tits look like giant MEATLOOFBALLZ(ed. <br />
what da heck is dad???)with two refresh-<br />
ing onions on top of 'em ...(ed.what are<br />
we eating today ,mum???meatballz with <br />
onions????)...while she was likin' her <br />
finger(ed.yours or hers???),she said: <br />
"WANNA TRY ME????" <br />
she twisted her lips(ed.she did what??) <br />
and moved one leg over another..... <br />
"what could it hurt to take her for my <br />
own pleasure(ed.fucking EGOIST ....)",i <br />
thought to myself. <br />
my hand slipped into her blouse.... <br />
i took her melon in my hand and used it <br />
as a toy .... my other hand flooted into<br />
her tight short dress....her pussy was <br />
already wet...i opened da buttons one by<br />
one ....she was doing the same thing ...<br />
only i wasn't wet.... <br />
ones she got hold of my WILLY,he became <br />
as hard as steel and she made him glide <br />
slowly into her cunt(ed.whats a cunt???)<br />
well,at least that was what she thought <br />
...but i just stamped him in as hard <br />
and as deep as i could ... it was just <br />
like her eyes would fall out and as if <br />
she couldn't bread anymore..... i took <br />
her in my arms and kept stamping in her <br />
pussy wich was having a hard time right <br />
now....hehehe(ed.is he a pessen or what?<br />
YEP,he is WHAT.) <br />
i almost reeped her,but didn't ...she <br />
came ...at last...but i didn't(ed.heyho,<br />
mister fatneck)i pulled my trigger out <br />
and put it into her mouth wich was wide <br />
open ....finally it came .it seemed like<br />
there were liters of it streaming into <br />
her mouth...WILLY hadn't dun this since <br />
decades .....she wasn't fast enough to <br />
swallow the whole lot ...it was flooting<br />
from her cheeks .... after a while it <br />
had stopped...i put him back on his <br />
normal place(ed.whoes him??).. <br />
she looked totally DISORDERD .. <br />
i wanted to give her a kiss for the <br />
suffer she had to resist but her mouth <br />
smeeled like a three-day-rotten-egg. <br />
so i said..:"BEAT IT LADY" <br />
she went and ....never returned <br />
(ed.aaaaghh what a sad end..hehe!!) <br />
<br />
NEW : <br />
----- <br />
our vmb is at number:32/xxx/xx.xx.xx <br />
tell all ugly english words you <br />
know....and all folks who speak dutch <br />
tell all dutch ugly words... <br />
the vmb calls itself: <br />
"OTTENMANIA,THE REAL ONE" <br />
<br />
well,get ready for another of those <br />
DILDOO SEXSTORIES.... <br />
<br />
it was already 8 o'clock....and she <br />
still hadn't arrived....what kept her <br />
so long??? <br />
<br />
at the end of the street stood a blond <br />
with a white furcoat...her tits made <br />
an outrages impression ....i couldn't <br />
be wrong ..this had to be her. <br />
i walked towards her and asked:"miss <br />
brown???"."YES",she answered with a <br />
broad smile.... <br />
well,the boss surely knows how and wich <br />
lady to pick for a secretary.."would you<br />
please follow me ...",i said.we went to <br />
da chevi the boss hired for da occasion.<br />
boy,did he slag on me 4 what would hap- <br />
pen to me if i had an accident... <br />
i walked around the car to open - opened<br />
the door ,while showing my best sides - <br />
charmes...... <br />
i started the car and drove off. <br />
we had been driving for 'bout ten <br />
minutes i think, when she suddenly <br />
pointed a gun at my ballz.she said: <br />
"I'M HUNGRY."."hey lady,we can stop <br />
right here and go to a restaurant ,if <br />
that is what you want...",i said fright-<br />
ened."I SEE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME<br />
... OPEN YER PANTS AND KEEP DRIVIN'",she<br />
said ....she took one ball in her hand -<br />
turned it softly..well,that was enough <br />
for me to get an erection... <br />
she began to suck my dick like it hadn't<br />
been sucked in decades .....and i think <br />
that this chevi had never drivin' diz <br />
fast ....not to mention what my boss <br />
would do if he saw me doing this... <br />
after i had come ....i looked at her <br />
face ... the spermpieces hung on her <br />
cheeks...."SAY...YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A <br />
HANKY,WOULD YOU???",she asked ..... <br />
"yeah sure.over there in the locker.",i <br />
said ....she took two of 'em ...one <br />
to clean her face...and one for the mess<br />
i had made on my pents.... <br />
i said to the lady:"..i think i'm gonna <br />
like you..."."LET'S GO TO MY PLACE.",she<br />
replied. <br />
<br />
she had a big flat in one of the most <br />
expensive hotels in town.so i said to <br />
her:"so tell me,why you really came to <br />
the appointment ????"... <br />
she said:"ONE...I AIN'T MISS BROWN..- <br />
TWO...TO ANSWER YER QUESTION...I WAS <br />
LOOKIN' FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE" <br />
so i replied:"well,that is the least of <br />
my problems....i got a bigger one..." <br />
she:"YEAH .... WHAT ???" <br />
me:"YOU!!!" <br />
i laid my arms on her ass and began to <br />
kiss her in the neck...she turned and we<br />
kissed...i took her up and asked mum- <br />
blinging:"wweeerezz da bedroom".... <br />
she stopped kissin' and said:"I PREFER <br />
TO DO IT ON THE KITCHENTABLE...." <br />
well,i can tell ya one thing ..that sure<br />
was the biggest kitchentable i have ever<br />
seen...we undressed eachother ..i played<br />
with her clitto as she wasn't finished <br />
with undressing me(ed.yeah ,i also have <br />
such difficult buttons)....mmmmmm... i <br />
liked her pussy ....she became as horney<br />
as the wild thing....that was the sign <br />
me to fuck her ...with one tit in my <br />
mouth we both came ...aaagggghhh.... <br />
after we had rested a while,she turned <br />
herself and showed me her pink flesh....<br />
i stamped my dick in it...but what did <br />
she do!!!!she began to shit on my dick!!<br />
hey ,no bother to me..she was the one <br />
who had to clean it up...she took my <br />
in her hand and swallowed the shit and <br />
sperm all trough....bbbaaahh.....then <br />
she laid me on the table and came sit- <br />
ting on my face with her pussy... <br />
she had put in a banana!!!and above all <br />
she began to pie!!!!on my face!!!! <br />
<br />
wwgwgggh!!!teeeccc!!!bbooom!!knots-bang!<br />
mmmm....my right one was still the best.<br />
i had knocked the whore K.O(ed.O.K.??) <br />
i took my cloths and went lookin' for <br />
da real miss brown.... <br />
<br />
THE END!!!! <br />
hereby ,another chapter is ended... <br />
probably a carreview <br />
next time... <br />
<br />
editors of this chapter: <br />
------------------------ <br />
YOUNG EINSTEIN..OLD BREZNJEV...ED.FISHER<br />
(GO FISH IN YOUR POOL ,ED.) <br />
<br />
<br />
FIRE AWAY BOYZ!!! <br />
<br />
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