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EDITORIAL! ---------- yo reader ... it's condom-time again so lean back and enjoy it. the best songs of 1990-report had to be canceled cause of lazyness...(uuaah!) here are the guys who present your fav mag: ROUGH/hitmen : hardcore,hip-hop,e.b.m. BAD CAT/duel : thrash,hardcore,punk JAKE : crossover,hardcore,indy again the instructions for any latearri- vals: + : next page - : last page <space> : menue the credits : INTRO : code : bad cat music: rob hubbard char : omega logo : jake MAIN PROGRAMM : code : bad cat music: hithouse/trc 1x1 char : genesis project 2x2 char : cosmos for questions,articles,letters,votings, and so on write to: CONDOM XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX now over to some words from jake ... <+> please brumm brumm boys and girls! this is one more time JAKE on the keys! first i wanna give ya an explaintation why i write this time a part of the EDITORIAL well, let's start from the beginning! on this nice sunday morning (after venlo) my pal ROUGH phoned me and told me sumthing, which i don't like at all! he said, that he was kicked out of HITMEN! as i asked after the reason, he told me, that i was the reason. i was perplex! then he told me, that yester- day in venlo, everybody laughed about HITMEN! the reason for this behaviour was simple....they laughed, coz rough of HITMEN and i (jake) of TRISTAR edit this mag. and as TRISTAR has a lame call in the scene, they laughed about HITMEN! in the morning rough got a call and there JIHAD/HITMEN said, that rough is outta HITMEN now. after a long discusion he took rough at least again back! that was the story. but now the main- reason for this long bullshit! and pleeze read this very careful...... i joined TRISTAR a month ago. as i stopped all swapping-activities, i did not know, that they have a lame call in the scene. the more the time ran away, the more i got angry. i got in ONE MONTh not ONE real cool spread-sending from our hq (?). as i am no fool i stopped also my gfx-activities for TRISTAR! so here is my decision, which felt very easy to me....i left TRISTAR, coz they are really lame. remember...not one spread-sending in one month and more & more members left. at first i can re- member DENSE, then DESIGN, then VIOLATEr and at least JAKE. that's all! beside that, i think it's childish from jihad that he wanted to kick rough, coz this mag 'condom' is a pure music-mag and the main-reason to be an editor is, that ya hear cool music. but i think, now everybody is satisfied again. for all who can't understand my last sentences, i pack the text together to one sentence I AM NOT ANY LONGER IN TRISTAR last messi: i didn't left, coz rough told me or so. i left inofficial two weeks ago after my own decision. but now i am official outta 'em. guess i hang up here! hey sodom from eschweiler! rough told me, that ya wanna swap tapes with him! well, what about sending MY tapes first back. do you remember who i am??? maybe ya wonder, why i stopped swapping sum time ago with ya! i never told it to ya, but as i know ya read this here, i will write it here! i stopped swapping in may '90, coz first yer stuff was too old. but the main- reason was, that ya seemed very arrogant to me with each sending i got more & more! i sent ya two tapes full of punk- and hardcore-stuff and in the next sending ya wrote, that I should send YER tapes back, even wether i know, that ya received my tapes! but okay...shit on the tapes! if ya wanna start swapping again, then write to my new addy, okay! i like every cool guy, which hears the same music, like i do! EMILS RULES! phew, what a long and uninteresting text i think i really stop brumming here! so ya can press <+> u now! jake/??? off... i would like to thank a lot these dudz the whole CONDOM staff nothingface/spherical design my dear CHRIS,which is always there 4 me...YOU'RE GREAT,GIRL! all REAL music lovers and to the staff of METAL HAMMER ursi,ofcos the staff of D.J.MIXAGE all the clubs and centres i use to be VRONI,for listening to me ZWERG,for having always a great time VAMPIRE,for being a real friend COLOMBO of AUTHENTIC ARTS,for being the damned freakiest'n kulest scene friend i have...let's party! birgit,jihad,all chili peppers fans, kai(for snuff!),ralph and the rest a special piss off to mikey for being fuckin' addicted(guess what?) and to all people who cant understand that it's fuckin' equal that spermbird was in tristar... £ be sure to grab edition number 5 SEE YOU .... ROUGH is off
TOUR DATES! ----------- AC/DC 26.03. (d) stuttgard,schleyerhalle 27.03. (d) mannheim,maimarkthalle 30.03. (d) frankfurt,festhalle 31.03. (d) nuernberg,frankenhalle 01.04. (d) hannover,eilenriedhalle 03.04. (ch) zuerich,hallen-stadion 05.04. (d) koeln,sporthalle 07.04. (d) dortmund,westfalenhalle 09.04. (d) muenchen,olympiahalle 12.04. (d) oldenburg,weser-ems-halle 13.04. (d) kiel,ostseehalle holy moses + artillery + howlin'mad 09.02. (a) wels,alter,schlachthof 12.02. (d) kaufbeuren,zeppelinhalle 13.02. (d) regensburg,factory 14.02. (d) zapfendorf,topact 15.02. (d) barlin,ecstasy JUDUSP PRIEST+ANNIHILATOR 08.02. (d) essen,grughalle 09.02. (d) hamburg,sporthalle 11.02. (d) berlin,eissporthalle 12.02. (d) hannover,eilenriedhalle 14.02. (d) saarbruecken,saarlandhalle 15.02. (d) ravensburg,oberschwabenhalle 16.02. (d) wuerzburg,karl-diem-halle 18.02. (d) offenbach,stadthalle 19.02. (d) muenchen,olympiahalle 20.02. (a) wien,ca-zelt 21.02. (a) graz,eisstadion liebenau 23.02. (a) luzern,festhalle 24.02. (d) bozen,stadthalle 04.03. (d) stuttgard,schleyerhalle 05.03. (d) ludwigshaven,eberthalle DEEP PURPLE+VIXEN 13.02. (d) frankfurt,festhalle 14.02. (d) ludwigshaven,eberthalle 15.02. (d) muenchen,olympiahalle 17.02. (d) hamburg,sporthalle 18.02. (d) berlin,eissporthalle 20.02. (d) essen,grugahalle 22.02. (d) freiburg,stadthalle 23.02. (d) wuerzburg,carl-diem-halle G.W.A.R 14.02. (d) bremen,schlachthof 15.02. (d) hamburg,markthalle 16.02. (d) berlin,ecstasy 17.02. (d) bielefeld,pc 69 18.02. (d) essen,zeche carl 19.02. (d) frankfurt,batschkapp 20.02. (d) stuttgart,longhorn 21.02. (d) biberach,koma 22.02. (d) nuernberg,komm 25.02. (d) muenchen,theaterfabrik 26.02. (a) wien 27.02. (a) linz,posthof 01.03. (d) freiburg,crash 02.03. (ch) zuerich,rote fabrik 03.03. (ch) fribourg dead milkmen 14.02. (d) karlsruhe,katakombe 15.02. (d) ravensburg,jh 16.02. (d) muenchen,kulturstation 18.02. (d) braunschweig,fzw 19.02. (d) hamburg,markthalle 20.02. (d) frankfurt,negativ 21.02. (d) wuppertal,boerse 22.02. (d) dortmund,fzw 23.02. (d) enger,forum 24.02. (d) koeln,rose club MEGADETH+special guest 11.03. (d) duesseldorf,philipshalle 12.03. (d) nuernberg,stadthalle fuerth 15.03. (d) MUENCHEN,deutsches museum 16.03. (d) saarbruecken,sporthalle 17.03. (d) hannover,music hall 18.03. (d) berlin,eissporthalle 19.03. (d) ludwigshaven,eberthalle MOTORHEAD 27.02. (d) hamburg,docks 28.02. (d) duesseldorf,philipshalle 01.03. (d) neumarkt,jurahalle 02.03. (d) lichtenfels,stadthalle 03.03. (d) berlin,weser-seelenbinder-h. 05.03. (d) bielefeld,pc 69 06.03. (d) hannover,music hall 07.03. (d) mannheim,maimarkthalle 08.03. (d) voelklingen,sporthalle £09.03. (d) frankfurt,festhalle 11.03. (d) muenchen,deutsches museum 12.03. (d) ruhstorf,niederbayernhalle 13.02. (d) straubing,gaeubodenhalle 14.03. (ch) zuerich,volkshaus now bad cat's finger are tired of writ- ing so see ya in another corner. besides i will perhaps visit the MEGA- DEATH concert in MUNICH on the 15 of march. if you want to meet me, i'm the one with the nose,the two eyes and of course two ears so be seeing you there. also a report in one of the next issues.
charts... --------- as we got too less votes this time we skip them,therefore some personal charts from us... rough's personal lp's... 1.alien sex fiend another planet 2.bad religion against the grain 3.tankard meaning of life 4.beatles (???) (sum collection) 5.red hot chili p. mother's milk 6.kitaro silkroad 7.front 242 tragedy for you 8.spermbirds thanks! 9.faith no more the real thing 10.guru josh infinity looks strange,but it's fuckin' true! £my single top 10 ---------------- 1.alien sex fiend another planet 2.megadeth holy wars 3.beatles whyle my guitar g. 4.c+c music factory gonna make u sweat 5.alien sex fiend nightmare zone 6.e.m.f unbelievable 7.sodom an eye 4 an eye 8.soup dragons i'm free 9.alien sex fiend sample my sausage 10.boris mikulic break free well,what to say,music is my life!
news ---- - after a long time run dmc released a new lp! i heard only 1 song yet but it's fantastic (with riffs from stone roses)! hope that i get the record for the next edition - george clinton and frank farian,both producers,wanted to make a studio re- cord with the formation cue,but they disagreed,because they want to be a 100% live troop...yeah,wise decision! - look out for the kool and the gang co ver 'fresh' done by soulife,which will soon hit your dance boards! the singer went to school with queen latifah... cool,or wot? - the new european dmc champion (dj - competition) got the british dj reck- less! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ - a new female singer tours through asia europe and south america with their band unstoppables...nothing special ex cept that so-called love hewitt is 11 years old and celebrated as wonderkid! - in february there's going to be the german dmc dj competition and in march there's going the world cup in london (wow,great music coming up!) - look out for unlimited pleasure by lovemachine,a new dance sensation, which is played already as mtv power- play...hmmmmmm! - front 242 finally thrown out their nu lp 'tragedy for you'! i already heard a little bit in it...not bad! next time there should be a test of it! - have you ever heard of the band primus? no! then check out at once one their lp's! because their are absolutely cool...their music sounds like a mixture of faith no more,funk and lunatic asylums! good! some veeery short new lp tests... special ed...legal good stuff poor righteous teachers...holy intellect veeeery veeeeery great hardcore rap vanilla ice...to the extreme...bah! what a lame lp...ice ice baby was cool but da other sonx are big bullshit....fuck him! run dmc...back from hell great vanyl! a hint for the end: buy a scratch button brumm brumm screeee..ee.etch! jake presents ya again a part of the NEWS-CORNER i think, i gabbeled in the editorial too much and so i will start immediatly with the news: - after two years, the techno-metal-head from ACCU$ER are back with new vinyl, called 'double talk'. it should be a very brummy record with jazz-elements! - KILLER DWARFS kicked their guitar player mike after the US-TOUR. - the new CORONER record is not released before the summer. - the mega-cult band 24-7 SPYZ is going to break up soon (snief!!). their shouter left 'em and roumors say, that they will break up maybe soon! - a good news for the real death-metal freaks! the mega-brummy and old band POSSESSED is going to reform soon! the line up has nearly completely changed....only the shouter is the old one. the genius: mike torrao! - the record-company TELDEC has renamed to EAST-WEST-RECORDS! what a fuckin' name! - a guy, named adam (not you rough!!) won the STAGEDIVE-CONTEST in bochum! he made a salto in the arms of the security-dudes! really brummy, eh? - one of the best bands 1990 was the funky-brummy-coring-metaling FAITH NO MORE. after a brummy live-video (i saw it..phew, just cool!) they release a live-mini-lp soon! - the strange hardcore-band GWAR is gonna tour a second time through germany! yeeeaaah, i'm going crazy, when i see them again! they promised a complete new show, as the old one! if ya miss this chance, then kill yerself! they make the best life-show i ever saw! even M.C.HAMMER (i do not like him!) looks with his brummy trousers, like a disabled little school-kid! (look to the tour-dates for GWAR!) - ouch, ouch! the full-brain-stormed DEICIDE canceled their germany-tour! after the bass of glen benton (the silliest guy of all!) was stolen (YEP) they decided to go back to USA! roumors say, that glen dreamed one night before, that the bass is gonna be stolen! (PHEW, my laugh-muscles ache!!) he should join DEATH, coz chuck has the same neuroses, hehe! - OVERKILL found a new guitar-player! his name is rob cannavino! but to make their sound more powerful, they search for a second one! - TANKARD will release a new live-ep called 'fat, ugly and live'. at least a news for the whole computer scene! as everybody knows, there is again a new lamer-coop. ARMY (urgh!) and A-TEAM! but that is not enough! as a pal send me their stuff, i first check out their cracks! there was a game called SCUMM. as i liked the sound, i wanted to ripp it! okay i searched in the memory and then i found it...not the tune, but a complete trainer-menu from ARROGANCE/X-RAY! hey dannie/ARMY+ A-TEAM! i have seen a lot of re-crackers but ya beat everything! if ya're unable to crack and must re-crack (maybe it's yer addiction!!) then clear the memory £ okay! and again the truth is said! at least i wanna say, that i found the zak at least (boah!!!!) ARMY/A-TEAM sucks! jake off...
LP.TESTS -------- first BAD CAT with some older lp's bought this month: BEWARE/SHAH just one thing to the pronaunciation of SHAH: it comes from the russish and it is pronaunced like the german word SCHACH and it has the same meaning in the russian language. now back to the the real thing: this lp was released in march 1989 by the russians. the cover alone is really worth a look. on it there are three laughing skulls. really looks funy. the music is thrashy. tracks: total deves- tation,beware,coward,bloodbrothers,save the human race,age of dismay,threshold of pain,say hi to anthrax! say hi to anthrax, only some seconds long contains some funny lines: so kill'em all! and reign in blood who's bying peace spread the disease stand up and fight but don't forget it's slippery when ... shit! ...it's wet! theese lines contain many titles of lp's and it's a really funny song! this lp is not for common use. only for guys that hear all between metal and thrash. rating: 78% HANDLE WITH CARE/NUCLEAR ASSAULT the name nuclear assault might be a notion for you. they play straight trash and not bad. with their text they critic the common problems: drugs,ani- mal tests,nuclear waste,racism,... all in all a good lp. they remind me of EXODUS. so if you're a fan of them you can also buy this one and it's of course for all thrash fans. RATING: 80% this one is new: YUMMY!/HARD-ONS this one is a real hardcore band. a bit more influenced by punk. a little bit too slow, but if you pump up the volume to max, this will not matter. RATING: 80% video:INNUENDO/QUEEN this single was taken from queens new lp innuendo. the music is not the old queen style like IT'S A KIND OF MAGIC but also not bad.the video on the other hand is fabulous! the men in queen did not act this video. the scenes in which queen appear were cut from old videos. a big hand for the regiseur. RATING...music:60% , video:90% ...and again JAKE brumms ya through the TEST-CORNER this time i have not so much lp's, but nevertheless i will start now with.... GWAR - scumdogs of the universe i never heard this band before, but then i saw a video-clip on mtv and i was off the socks (on the rocks???) i can't describe, how crazy they perform on the stage. but to the music! i call their style myself 'spacey crossover', coz the shouter and the music itself is very crossover-like, but the sounds in the background of sum songs listen like sum weird space-creatures. i searched very long for this record and found it finaly on cd on a local record-shop. if ya miss them live, ya're an asshole! beefcakes...90 % A.O.K. - baguette attack well, this is no real record! a.o.k calls their style themselves 'nothing core' and it sounds like this. simply noisey crap is up. this lp is nothing for music-lovers, but a.o.k has its own temptation! just listen in yer record- store to tracks like 'brombeerhagel', 'sind wir rockstars oder roggenbroetchen (part ii)', 'was soll das, steffi?' (goettlich!) und 'mim taxi ins autokino' and ya will understand, what i mean! no booze-party without a.o.k! rating...(??)% EMILS - fight together for... this is the first record of the emils and i only test it here, coz i think it is worth to be tested! hardcore with superb german lyrics, like always pared with lots of melody! rating...90 % BAD RELIGION - against the grain yeah, the fans want it...and they get it bad religion released their new lp and nothing has changed. the music is like always genial and the lyrics ...without any words. and bad religion is not only sumthing for hardcore or punk-freax. i think that other guys will also like it coz it's very melody'n'fast good music! on this position i wanna greet my pal uwe in muensingen, who's one of the biggest b.r.-freax on this earth! rating...97 % MEKONG DELTA - dances of death who has ever heard mekong delta's old lp's?? they are very strange (with classic orchestras and stuff like this!) i liked it, coz it remembered me a litle bit to voivod, who is one of my favour bands! the new album of m.d. is nearly completely changed! mercyless thrash comes out of my stereo. the only thing, which differs from other thrash-bands is, that the first side has only one song with a length of 19.04 minutes! still really strange, eh?? rating...85 % and now....CONDOM proudly presents as the world FIRST music mag......the new lp of.........SEPULTURA! yeah freax, ya read right! the lp is officially released at the middle of february, but as we are always faster than all others, i, the mighty jake, will give ya now a preview about the three songs i heard. but before i start, i will give ya sum infos. i heard the 3 tracks on my favourite radio-proggy, coz they played 3 three tracks of the rough-(not you adam!!)mix-tape! the new SEPULTURA record is titled 'arise' and i can't name ya the tracks .hichi heard, but they were fucking great! be sure, that this record will beat everything, which ya ever heard on the thrash-market! the last lp, 'beneath the remains' was great...'arise' is already now cult! i'll be the first, who buys this piece of black vinyl! rating next time in yer test corner!! mezzy to my editor friends: pleeze don't write, i am in GWAR or SEPULTURA-fever! or am i??? arrrgh! moshus slammus beefjake off.. now to sumthin' completly different: roughs tests..... * c+c music factory/gonna make u sweat i tested this already 2 editions but as i heard it more often now and it also entered the charts i changed my mind a little bit...it's not only good,it's simply great......sausages:92% * kim appleby/don't worry remember mel+kim,the popper duo? well after mel died on cancer...,kim is back with some new songs,but forget them! they are booooring....apples:37% * candyman/knockin' boots sure you know this song,coz it's old but i didnt test it until now and i think it is so sweet...hehe! funny rap for nice people...'oh,boy! i love you so,never never let you go' candies...70% * joey b.ellis/go for it! rocky returns to break every nose...in the last rocky movie a pop song was the main theme,but they went with time and released a house dance record,very chart like,sounds like a mixture of c+c music factory(+) and snap(-)! not bad knock outs...67% * kroeger/das modell yeah,kraftwerk rules! sum wannabees cove red this awesome song and undertook him with dance rhythmn! well,nice.... kraftwerk is 100 times better! modells......54% * mc hammer/pray remix well,pray is only average but this dance able remix is very kewl! there's even an own video available for it... churches.....75% * dr.alban feat.leila k/hello africa the first time i heard this song i wonde red a little bit,but i thought at once.. wow,what a great tune! dr.alban mixes hip hop style and orginal africa themes perfectly with his and leila's voice! a good record...buy it! rate...81% * blue pearl/little brother still remember one of the best independe nt dance records...naked in the rain??? well,little brother is more soul and of coz slower! a nice tune,but you cant com pare to the first song,which is one my all time houze fav's pearls...67% * whitney houston/i'm your baby 2nite! bah! what a shit! earlier songs from her were very cool(great melodies)! but this one is bullshit...return to your old sta ndard,woman babies...17% * p.m.simpson/miss you you maybe thought his first distribution was a one-day fly,but this was is also good,maybe not so good like the otha one but again sweet-rap with his soft voice poppers will love it...62% * madonna/justify my love if you dont know this song,you must be damned lame...becoz it's played every- where...so only the rating! nice song to listen to... sex....65% * e.m.f/unbelievable the first time i heard this tune i thoug ht that emf are little kid,who copy the big rave musicians...but you must hear it more and you'll love ! this song is extremely good for playing at partys to bring the people to dance...you're un- believable...buff! wet shirts...85% * nomad / i wanna give you devotion this song is not sooo well-known,yet,but be sure that you will soon hear it every where...a chartbreaker for sure! great female voice,great rap voice,danceable rhythm and a cool feeling...get it! camels...79% * run dmc / what's it all about! na! my masters are back and how! their new song is a kewl hip hop tune featurin guitar riffs from stone roses' fool's gold(great song,too!) check it out,rap lovers! walk this way to the record shop and buy the lp (test:next edition) snare drums...83% * betty boo / 24 hours betty's new release is again very rhythm like! not her best song(where are you baby?),but good anyway! i need it not 24 hours but you can hear it often..70% £ dimples d./sucker dj i'm wondering why this tune didnt break the charts already...it's already old + has all things a chart song has to have! good females voice+dance rhythms! be sur e to see soon as #1 ! yeah,suckaz! suckies...88%
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SP.REPORT! --------- and again the boyz from HAUSALARM stroke together with a band called SCHWEISSER. they played my(bad cat) hometowns JIG on saturday the 26.1.91. as we are close friends to some of the band members, we visited the show again. the band is good known in the jig, the atmosphere was bombasic. they had a repertoire of 10 songs,some self written,as they were in front of the main attraction: scweisser. they did their job well done. one self written song of them is still good in my mind: THE FRAGGLES, the title tune of a grman tv-series. they took the song and raped it on stage with their guitars, voices and drums. i was happy to getting out after they had finished cause it had gotten very stuffy in there.also my eyes were burning from the smoke in there so i went home. rough stayed there a little longer and told me that schweisser was a geil hardcore band but nothing special. next time: - ALIEN SEX FIEND report by rough - perhaps a MEGADETH-report by me,badie in the next or the one after the next - sumthin' by jake now let's go over to a report about THE BROKEN KALASCHNIKOWS+ STUMMELSCHWAENZCHEN jake here, jake there....i'm everywhere! this time, i am in the LIVE ON STAGE corner! as there was no cool concert in the last month, which interested me, i simply report of a gig, from a local band! on the friday, the 25th, there should play the group of a friend of mine, called 'BROKEN KALASHNIKOWS'. as i work sumtimes as roadie for a band, i worked also on this evening as roadie! i carried together with a pal, the p.a. system on the stage (??) in the very little club, called 'omega'. as pay for my hard work, i got free entrance and endless beer-support (yeah!). on the concert-poster, there stood a second band, called 'n.b.t. & muell'. i never heard of this band before, but the drummer of b.k. said, that's a new punk band from erlangen. yeah i was surprised after pizza-eating, boozing and talking the first guests entered the club at about 20.00 p.m. we entered the back- stage room and boozed on. as i had to piss, i left the room (unusual, eh??) and then sum girls asked me, if i am a member of 'B.K.'? i said:'no, am i looking so?? i'm a member of the group CHICKEN FUCKERS?' they said, that they never heard of this group before, but then i told, that we will soon play our first gig! they said, that they'll come for sure! at about 20.30 p.m., the support band, called 'STUMMEL- SCHWAENZCHEN' (on the concert-poster n.b.t. & muell') entered the stage! and they made a great show! at the beginning, they put all off their shirts to play with naked body! in the back- ground they played the sound of 'tutti frutti'. genial! as they began to play nobody could hold me. i slammed like hell to their songs like 'pogo in der strassenbahn' or 'revolution'! and the craziest of all, happened in the end of the show. they shouter intro- duced the following song like this: 'und jetzt kommt unser einziges liebes- lied! hier is' ...freundin!' and then it came! the basser said in the micro: 'freundin??? wie geht 'n des nochmal!!' the audience screamed like death! all in all it was a very cool gig! a real erlanger punk band! i think, they should play sum time with 'PILS 2.80 DM' also a erlanger punk-band! then came the main act...the BROKEN KALASHNIKOWS! the gig was not so good! but maybe the reason is, that i don't like the music so much, as the play hardrock-metal! as i said, the gig was not so good! but i think the audience liked the band very! at about 23.15 p.m. the lights went on, and we began to carry the p.a. back to the places, where they stood normally! finally we destroyed the light-system and everything went wrong! £ at about 1.00 a.m. i was in my bed and was really stoned (endless beer-support) that's all from me in this chapter! jake off.....
LETTERS ------- i think this corner is useless cause nothing's arriving at our plk. if there is any letter from a contact, he writes:'nicely done' and that's it. there areno real critics. you are bad readers.do sumthing against it: write in ! addy's in the editorial. at least tell us what we could do in this corner or what we could make out of it. hoping to talk to ya in a letter next time .... bad cat off .......
let's go over to sum BULLSHIT... load"small-jokes",8,1 searching for small-jokes loading ready. run: a nun stands on the pavement hitchhiking a manta-driver stops. nun:i would not have expected YOU to hold. driver: bat- mans friends are also my friends. why have manta-drivers a chess-board in their boot? that they can transport even more pawns. (bauern) two cows stand on a telephone pole.says one: don't fall down. says the second: doesn't matter, my grandma has a kiosk. ( really silly joke ) two go through the desert.says the one: let me walk in the middle,too. (haha!) two go on the street, the second has a dollar,too.(they get sillier'n'sillier) two cows are sitting in the coal-cellar, while hacking oil. says the one:tomorrow is xmas.replies the other:doesn't matter i won't go there. one with a knife in his back comes to a doctor.the doc asks: does it hurt ? he answers:only if i must laugh. (wuah!) ?lunatic error in 200 ready. so now my brain is really stoned from da silly jokes. now sumthing completly different (+) £ imagine painting all pictures you can paint on your c64 with 160*200 in 16 colors: that would be: 10^38531.83944 pics. a really big number. all pictures you can imagine would be shown with a programm : - you reading da condom - me writing the condom - you fucking any woman you like on the mount everest - hitler,stalin,saddam and videl castro on one pic in hell being fried a 10x10 square in 2 colors would have: 10^30.10299957 possibilities. a programm drawing 1000 in a second would take 10^17.82604171 YEARS to show all. you surely getting old watching'em let's go to a pc/at with a resolution of 640x480 in 256 colors.that's 10^739811.3173 pics .................. that's a number (phui!) <space>
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