Brutal Recall 10 ch17
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something you never expected!
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is this crazy or what?!?
we from brutal recall found ourselves a
fantastic test to find out if you are
a complete game-psycho or one of those
simple-minded,no fun,nerds...
it is...
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there will follow 20 question which you
have to answer by truth!! cheating
will only make you look dummier than the
result will give you!!
here we go...
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1.while playing a hot new card on your
megadrive,the electricity supply is
suddenly cut off. do you:
a.invite your familie to a relaxing game
of cards;
b.rush round to your friend's house to
continue play on his console;
c.spike your hair,paint yourself blue
and run around the house stealing your
mother's rings.
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2.it's been twenty minutes since you
joined the bus queue and there still
isn't one in sight. do you;
a.shout a lot and stamp your feet in
anger at the shambles which is public
transport;
b.give it another five minutes - it's
bound to be along soon;
c.whip out a pickaxe and dig a tunnel
in the road in order to collect the
diamonds hidden underground.
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3.the day of your driving-test is here
and you're sitting in the car,about to
join the oncoming traffic. do you;
a.panic and stall the engine;
b.correctly judge speed and distance and
join the traffic with no problems;
c.veer sharply to the left to join the
stunt track,do a loop-the-loop,jump
across a broken bridge at 100mph and
laugh like a loony as you smash your
head-first into the concrete.
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4.saturday arrives and mum grabs you by
the ear and drags you off to the cloth
stores in town. which outfit do you
choose;
a.a pair of purple bellbottomed trousers
and a flowery tank top;
b.a pair of jeans,white t-shirt and
l.a.gear trainers;
c.a pair of red dungarees,a peacked cap
with a big "m" on the front and a
little black moustache.
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5.your parents finally give in and let
you have that pet you always wanted.
do you choose;
a.a hamster or gerbil;
b.a cat or dog;
c.a robotic cod which can stretch its
body,hang onto the ceiling and jig
about from side to side.
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6.jehovah's witnesses are knocking your
door. do you;
a.invite them into the house,offer them
a coffee and talk about god;
b.hide yourself behind the settee until
they leave;
c.paint yourself green,strap a dustbin
lid to your back and hit them over the
head with a broom handle.
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7.it's party time and you are asked what
kind of a drink you'd like.
do you choose;
a.a small glass of orange juice;
b.a cheeky glass of white wine;
c.a small phial of strength potion to
give you enough power to crush the
lizard king on level three.
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8.walking along the street,you tripple
on a manhole cover. do you;
a.race to the nearest phonebox and ring
the council to complain;
b.dust yourself down,shrug yar shoulders
and continue on your way;
c.remove the cover,jump down the manhole
and collect the spinning coins hidden
down there to recieve the secret extra
life.
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9.playing for the school football team,
you find yourself in possession of the
ball in the six-yard area. do you;
a.go all floppy,giggle a bit and kick
the ball into orbit;
b.launch a stunning volley,causing the
keeper to pull off a cracker of a safe
c.set the other team in division 4,then
run over da legs of an opposing player
and score an easy penalty.
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10.the wrestling is on the telly and
your favourite fighter is being
slaughtered by the baddy. do you;
a.switch over and watch open universaty;
b.swear at the tv and throw popcorn at
the screen;
c,smear paint on your cheeks,remove your
trousers and perform a sleeper hold
on your little brother.
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11.the love of your life finishes with
you amd decides to go out with your
so-called best friend. do you;
a.become all depressed and cry into
your pillow;
b.shrug your shoulders and get on with
your live - there's plenty more fish
in the sea;
c.get the local wizard to turn you into
a monkey and spit magic balls at a
cheating chum.
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12.there's one more seat left in the
train and you're desperate to get to
it before the fat old bloke in front
of you. do you;
a.let him have it - he needs it more
than you anyway;
b.race past him and leap into the seat
coz you re quicker than he is;
c.put on a leather jacket,remove your
one eye and shoot him with your uzi
9mm.
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13.you're about to leave the house to
start your paper round when you notice
that someone has stolen your bike.
do you;
a.sulk around the house for the rest of
the day;
b.ring the police,inform them of the
theft and carry on as normal;
c.transform yourself to another world
and retrieve your cycle by throwing
whirlwinds at the inhabitants before
challenging them to a race.
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14.you're off to sunny spain for your
hols when suddenly the pilot of your
airplane falls ill and is unable to
fly. do you;
a.cack your trousers,hide under the seat
and pray;
b.sit back and enjoy the flight - the
co-pilot is more then able to continue
the journey;
c.rush to the cockpit,sit down and press
"p" to stop the plane and consider
your options then fly through the
mountain with the dolgy polygons.
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15.a newsflash on tv warns that a gorila
from the local zoo has escapped.
do you;
a.lock all the doors and hide under the
bed until it's captured;
b.continue as normal - gorillas are
timid creatures and it will probably
be hiding in the woods;
c.put on your red dungarees and the
peaked cap with the big "m" on the
front'n'climb up to some scaffholding,
dodging rolling barrels and jumping
over drums full of burning oil.
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16.you nip out to the toilet and return
to discover that the dog has eaten up
your supper. do you;
a.kick the dog across the room - that'll
teach him;
b.scold the animal and ask mum for some
other things to eat;
c.chop the dog in half with your +8
flaming sword of dobber,then read the
magic scroll and perform a bless spell
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17.the school bully has his sights set
on you! do you;
a.tell him that all bullies are cowards;
b.keep well out of the way - you don't
want any trouble;
c.remove your shirt and swallow a power
pill before performing a roundhouse
kick and whacking him over the had
with a beer barrel.
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18.it's your turn to go to the shops for
mum,but it is pouring with rain
outside. do you;
a.bully your little brother into doing
the chore;
b.mumble under your breath but do as you
were asked;
c.dye your hair green and jump off the
of a cliff before blowing up your
friends.
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19.oh no. it's exam time and you haven't
done any revision. do you;
a.write all the answers down on a small
piece of paper and slip them into the
barrel of your pen in order to cheat.
b.use what little time you have left to
frantically read your notes and try to
scrape a pass;
c.put on a black balaclava with pointy
ears on top and a cape and push the
examinator into a vat of toxic
chemicals.
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20.your favourite programme is on the tv
but your father wants to watch the
boring old horse-racing. do you;
a.stomp out of the livingroom and cry to
your mummy;
b.go to your room and watch the show on
your own set;
c.put on you sister's red leotard,stick
yourself to the ceiling and throw
cobwebs at dad until he's stuck to the
seat,allowing you to switch over and
watch in piece.
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okay,those were the questions and if you
hold on to this score list:
a - 1 point
b - 2 points
c - 3 points
under 30:oh dear. you are a person of
little if any knowledge in gaming.
30 to 50:my,oh my. you're just like the
boy next door. nothing special.
above 50:you are the ultimate gamefreak
there can be! there are just a few
of your kind!! be proud and keep on
reading brutal recall as if you stop
doing that you'll get weirder every
second!!
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