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 there was a girl who wanted to go to a
 PARTY desperately one night,so she
 asked her FATHER and he said "ok" but
 first you have to SUCK my DICK and she
 moaned and complained but finally she
 got down on her knees and he FLOPPED
 out he's pole,the girl looked and said
 "DAD" theres shit all over your dick




 and her dad said yeah your BROTHER
 wanted to borrow the car last NIGHT!!.


 sent in by THE ROGUE/WRATH N.Z

 i did'nt think you were old enough to
 borrow the car SIMON???.




 a policeman who lived at st kilda.
 lost he's SEXUAL function.
 for the rest of he's life.
 he deceived his WIFE.
 with the skilful use of his TRUNCHEON.


 when a man is in BED with a sexy woman
 what comes out of his PENIS.
 WRINKLES!!.     (EXCLUDING TBH)


 note to MASTER

 penis ERECTUS non compos mentis.
 translation:
 a STIFF PRICK has no conscience!!!

 whos been eating the TOFFEES in the
 URINALS???.




 why is a passionate kiss like a spiders
 web ?

 because it can lead to the undoing of
 the FLY!!!.

 grobble grobble bite your BUM.

 just a note for you know WHO??



 why does the federal government exempt
 the PENIS from paying TAX?

 first,because,for 90 percent of the
 time,it's not WORKING.
 second because it has two dependents
 and there BOTH NUTS....





 yo STIGS!!

 how do you know when your OLD.

 when it takes all NIGHT to do what you
 used to do all NIGHT???.

 this includes MASTERBATION old MAN..

 p.s HAVE you been eating the TOFFEES?


 whats the difference between a LIGHT
 GLOBE and a PREGNANT woman?

 you can UNSCREW a light globe!!

 whats the difference between LIGHT and
 HARD?

 you can go to sleep with the LIGHT on!



 why did'nt the CANARY sing?

 because its head was CRUSHED under
 the FRIDGE!

 why did'nt the CAT drink its MILK?

 because its TONGUE was NAILED to the
 FLOOR!



 why don't women's guts fall out of
 their CUNTS?
 because their heads a VACUUM!!!

 whats pink and goes up and down in a
 babys pram?

 INCUBUS/TSR's bum!!!




 whats INVISIBLE and SMELLS like dog
 food?
 PENSIONER'S FARTS!!

 what do women put behind their ears
 to make themselves look better?
 THEIR KNEES!!!





 how did ST PETER know that the farmer
 was from NEW ZEALAND!!
 there was WOOL in his ZIPPER!!

 whats 3 foot long and FUCKS CHICKENS?

 AN AXE!!!










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