Splash 11 ch18 Funny World

       > funny world <

 merhaba pals! the boss of accu-
racy is back to tell you funny &
wet stories...bah,what an intro!
great,ac/dc ruling on the tape,hot
sun boils my brain and i gotta en-
tertain ya,hmm let's see...

   > memories of a penis... <
  oh,when i just think of the old
days,they just look as if i never
lived them...

when i was just a little "pipi"
my length was too short.i didn't
know anything about the world.pe-
ople used to look at me and they
used to laugh.my master's parents
got me in their hands and slowly
loved...
 when guests came,they showed me
to them with pride and then they
laughed at me too...
 after a time i started to grow
up.at nights i used to woke up
and puke.how awful that was...
 then i felt that something was

going wrong,i didn't know what it
was but i just felt that there was
a kind of trouble.then i saw it!
my master was a muslum so the skin
on my head had 2 be pulled off.oh,
shit,i saw a razor coming towards
and then phiiw...it was gone.i
can't describe how painful and bl-
oody it was! i came back to my sh-
ell and stayed for a long time...
 but after that i started to grow
very fast again!(even faster) and
also i started to feel that some-
thing was changing in me.whenever

i saw a girl i just used to get
excited and became harder...
 one day my master showed me to a
girl but then i just was too asha-
med and came back to my shell aga-
in...
whenever i saw an action about sex
i just became harder!
one day,something strange happened
my master got me in his hand and
started to wriggle me up and down!
  firstly i was too much hurt and
didn't want it! but then i  felt
a very great joy i never felt

before,something really hot cover-
ed all my inside...
 after that day,we did the same
thing several times.i was strong
then...later a new habbit started.
my master showed me naked women
pictures and quickly i wore my
"hard" clothes again(ehem).
 and later...

  sorry dudes but it will be con-
tinued in the next issues,wait...




        > fast joe <

 one day a man entered a bar in
a desert city...
 the bar wasn't very crowded but
this isn't  anything related with
our story...
 the man came to the barmen and
ordered a whisksy...
 the barmen turned to the man and
said:
"as much as i see you are stranger
in town.so be very careful with

your ass! there's dude in this
town called "fast joe" and when
ever you kneel down he will come
and get on to your ass!"
 "okey ,i'll try not to forget"
the man answered.
then after an hour,the man sudden-
ly dropped his money to the ground
and kneelt down.and he remembered
fast joe and put his hand on his
ass.then he heard a voice from the
backside
 "can you please take your hand
off my ass?"


i hope you understood this..


  sorry for this part that i wrote
n a hurry,gonna b better next time



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