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Write to: SCRAP/GENESIS XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX GENESIS PROJECT. GENESIS PROJECT. ________________ BIZZMO and FALCON coded a small demo (With BIZZMO's digitized face moving in the rythm of music!) for VIBRANTS. It will be published on tape in one of the next "ZZAP 64" issues... Currently SNACKY is working on the copy- protection for DIGITAL MARKETING's GAME GRAPHIC DESIGNER 2 and HEWSON's RUBICON. We just released DELIRIOUS 1O,so watch out for it. It contains several world records,BIZZMO-graphics and unreleased LAXITY-tunes. However,the LOGOS in there were done by SCRAP a LONG time ago,so don't judge them too hard. VIOLATOR 2 should be out soon,too. Still to be finished are PARADIZE '91 and RECTUM PROLAPSE. Also SES will soon release another great demo! PRODIGY left NEI and joined CENSOR,so his board is the CENSOR HQ only. We took MYSTIC CAVERN instead,but as none of us called it for a while (holidays) they decided to give it back to VICTIMS,who lost their HQ when SHANGRALI went down. Now we have a new world HQ... "DREAM PARK": 555-555-5555 DEEK will start doing music on Amiga once he bought an Audio Engineer Sampler (Whatever that might be!?!). STEAMHAMMER is arranging an OCTOBER-FEST meeting on 28.9.91. Probably all German G*P- and some ENIGMA-members will come. IKARI AND TALENT. IKARI AND TALENT. _________________ The latest IKARI+TALENT co-op intro, made by MAGIC MAN+GOTCHA (used in front of 'DARKMAN') is an old GENESIS+CRAZY co-op intro. GOBLIN used it in front of a lot of first releases a while ago... And GOTCHA only changed the GENESIS and CRAZY logos into IKARI and TALENT logos! EXCELL joined LEGEND. Then the co-op of IKARI+TALENT splitted up. Finally all members of IKARI joined LEGEND aswell. Now LEGEND kicked all their spreaders. FREESTYLE rejoined TALENT (4 persons) who still trde with TSM. DOMINATORS. DOMINATORS. ___________ BUSINESS won't be released as 3DK and JACK DANIELS joined them. They are planning to release CORRUPTION again. They also released a pretty weird note in which they changed the facts (why they were kicked out of G*P) a "little bit". They wrote they are proud to be kicked as I am a big bad heavy heavy monster DICTATOR who forced them to cheat CORRUTION! 3DK said he is going to spread unfinished demo previews from SES if we write the real reasons why they were kicked out. Well,3DK... Go ahead. It's no use to argue around with a small infantile characterless child like you. PANDORA. PANDORA. ________ Some ex-PARAMOUNT and ex-X-RAY members built TRINITY,which died only a few days later. Now PANDORA reemerged from its ashes with a new appearance. However,a few days later some members (ARROGANCE) left again. TOM of HOTLINE joined them while CHRIS and MANIAC were kicked out. (Yeah,MANIAC is the one who wrote that 'WE-ARE-BACK-AND-WE-RULE' disk-note.) ARROGANCE thought about building a new group and asked STEAMHAMMER/G*P to join in,but he refused. Now ARROGANCE asked ENIGMA whether he could join them. PYLE of ENIGMA quitted computing. BONZAI. BONZAI. _______ DRAX joined CONIC. TRAP left the C64 completely. MR.SMART was NOT kicked out of BONZAI (as some magazines claimed). JANEC is trying to have world's biggest collection of games. ...TECON went over to AMIGA together with his friend LTH (ex-JOY DIVISION). TRIAD. TRIAD. ______ They got a new Euro-board in Sweden, namely "THE STUDIO": +46-555-55555 BREGO (a swapper) joined in. BLACK REIGN. BLACK REIGN. ____________ BLACK HEART (leader),INTRUDER (fixer), DEAD ZEPPELIN (fixer) and GOLDENCHILD (a very good cardhacker) built a new elite importing-group in Canada. I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT I BET YOU DIDN T KNOW THAT... _____________________________ ...2 or 3 years ago an Australian group released an utility to draw graphics in the border. They called it "O.S.C.A.R.". To show what it can do they included an example: They used the CYBERNOID title- picture and continued it in the border. Now PAUL of THE FORCE/Australia released a small demo called "FREAKOUT"... .. He RIPPED the routine and the extended/\ picture out of the old utility and wrote he had just invented a new cool effect. ...POT PANIC is an AMOK production,coded by SES of GENESIS*PROJECT and the nice music was done by HJE of G*P. ...TOPIC of F4CG joined NATO. ...the AMOK-game "WOODY THE WORM" won the 2. price in a major game-competition in "64'er" (Biggest German C64 Magazine) but AMOK sold the game to GOLDEN DISK instead. Now "SQUARE OUT" (which was on the third place) from COSMOS DESIGN got the second price instead. By the way,a great MANIAC MANSION-like game won the first price (2O.OOO,- DM)... ...RAISTLIN was angry because he never got any graphics from BIZZMO or SCRAP, when XENTRIX heart that they made a joke and asked him to join them. And RAISTLIN took their offer! He joined XENTRIX... And rejoined GENESIS a day later. ...ATC's low budget label is KOI. ENIGMA got one called MEDINA and HYSTERIC put out lame games as HYSTE...,ehh,ULTIMATE. ...almost every magazine uses the word "GRAPHICIAN". Well,you know what?! We talked to people from America,Australia, Britain,Canada and New Zealand... And you know what they said?! This word does not exist in the English language! OMG/AMOK accidently "invented" it in SEX'N'CRIME. SEX'N'CRIME was the first magazine and so of course also the first to have massive CHARTS,not only for cracking-groups but also for single musicians,graphic-ARTISTS,coders etc. OMG didn't know the proper word for the artist-charts. He thought if there is a "MUSICIAN",then there probably is a "GRAPHICIAN",too. Wrong! The funny thing is: When everybody started publishing magazines they all imitated SEX'N'CRIME. And they did not only rip the basic IDEA but even a "SPELLING" MISTAKE!! ...EXORY/HOLOCAUST alias DYSTAN/TRAUMA should be back. He is said to have built up a new (recracking-)group called 'NAVY SEALS'. (Geee... It's named after a movie! Hooooooow original!) ...HYSTERIC payed 5OO,- DM to RED SECTOR (on Amiga) for a C64 bluebox program. Hahaha... And they recently released the (very old) German crap-game CONQUESTOR (Hummm... The name was different,but I can't really figure it out now.) They said they translated it into English... Well,the second side contains loads of text and nothing was translated and from all the text on the first side only about a half is in (bad) English now. HYSTERIC are even in co-op with another new German lamer-group named INSIDERS. Do we need them? No,we don't. ...today "note-makers" look a whole lot different than they used to some years ago. In 1987-88 "letter-makers" showed a cursor writing the text (looked like text on the boards). Nowadays all note- makers are simple text-screens with a variety of effects. But they all have one thing in common: You can always "press (1) to read note or press (2) to write a new note"... Well,and you know who was the FIRST person in the world to code such a note-maker? SCRAP of G*P! When he was still a member of CONTEX he invented a note-maker including a small editor in every letter. Everybody used it. (MR.SMART/BONZAI still uses it now!) Later TERA (Australia) made a lot of these note-makers which made them quite famous... But they always credited SCRAP for being the one who had the idea... ...on Amiga RAISTLIN/G*P is a member of SOUNDWAVE and the famous KREATOR/ANARCHY is his big brother. ...SCROLL and SPARKLER of MEGASTYLE are brothers aswell. By the way,they are working hard on BRAINSTORM 4. At the HORIZON party they presented some of SPARKLER's great new pictures... When GOTCHA saw them his eyes popped out... Really... SPARKLER,HEIN DESIGN,SENSEI, DRAGON,MIRAGE,SCRAP,BIZZMO and maaaany others are a LOT better than GOTCHA. How can anyone vote GOTCHA #1? I mean, compare the pictures! Are you blind?! Are you really blind? Or are you afraid to have an own opinion? Idiots! ...DHS left T'PAU and renamed into IGOR. AVALANCHE/CFA (coder) joined T'PAU. ...GENTLEMEN are dead and most members joined GRAFFITY. ...STORMLORD and TASKER were kicked out of WOW. ...KILLOZAPP from AMOK was published on GOLDEN DISK this month... So,go to your bookstore and DEMAND your copy today! (But don't be surprised if your book- seller DEMANDS that you pay for it!) ...Or,hey!,buy it twice and double your chances of being disappointed! ...WHITE LION and METHABOL (ex-CENSOR) built a new group together with some guys of SCIENCE 451. It was called ABC, but a while later they joined PANDORA, so the board 'TERMINAL STATE' is their Euro-HQ. ...COLDRAKE of EXCELLENCE joined HOTLINE and his board is their new HQ. ...SHADOW of EXCELLENCE is said to crack games in PARSON/NATO's name as PARSON is too stupid. ...POWERPLANT and GOLDFISH wanted to beat up SPITFIRE and PARSON. SPITFIRE didn't really care while PARSON looked mighty scared. ...JIHAD of ACTION coded a game called 'CROSS IT' (Graphics by CURLIN/TRIAD). When Thomas Konziena saw it he said JIHAD might get 15OO,- DM for it,so JIHAD sent it to DOUBLE DENSITY,but they refused it. Poor chap! ...JEROEN TEL (ex-MON) built PHYZICS. ...the ECE Show'91/London will be hold from 5th to 8th of September. And if you are as smart as me you get in for free! ...JOY DIVISION finally noticed that they don't breath anymore! What I'm trying to say is,finally even the LAST member of JOY DIVISION realized that his group died half a year ago. ...Some weeks ago THE ELECTRIC BOYZ released the 'first release' of a game called 'NINJA PACMAN'. Well,actually this is the old game "PAC MANIA" (c)1987 NAMCO LTD,(c)1988 GRANDSLAM. THE E.BOYZ only changed a few sprites!! Bah! ...At the SILICON party INFINITY/X-RATED ran away because CURSE/TRC and a lot of other coolies wanted to beat him up! Ha! ...OMG/AMOK (ex-TNT/G*P) was "caught" by the Police on 4.7.1991 for the 2. time. The Police confiscated all his disks (48 C64 originals,5 Amiga originals,1O blank Amiga disks and 2O Amiga copies). They even took a music-tape (because they thought there are games on it) and found about 1OO private adresses (i.e. ANTHRAX/LEGEND,ARROGANCE,JIHAD/ACTION and many more). So,a LOT of people will be caught very soon... The Cops visited OMG because they thought he is me,they found HIS private adress together with MY name written down in some adressbooks of people who thought OMG is ANTICHRIST, because they believed all the shit that GOTCHA/MAMBA wrote about us all the time. See,CRAZY and G*P were in a co-op a while ago. G*P released a lot of major first releases while CRAZY released nothing at all. Finally the 2 leaders of CRAZY (STINGRAY and CYBERPUNK) decided to split the co-op and join G*P instead. They declared CRAZY as dead,but some of their German members (ex-ALABAMA) did not want to give CRAZY up. People were only laughing about them,because they never released ANYTHING but MAMBA,and yet their "2.class-CRAZY" was always in the TOP 3 in their MAMBA-charts... Pah! Well,they were angry because their leaders joined us,so ever since that time they wrote silly lies about G*P. (Remember the ANTI-CYBERPUNK part in their demo "THAT'S DESIGN"?) For more than a year now there has not been a single issue of MAMBA without anti-G*P propaganda. MAMBA wrote lies about us on purpose,that's why they never ever corrected any of their crap-stories... Here's a little (incomplete) list of their lies: "Markus Wiederstein gave us the original of CRIME TIME/Starbyte." MWS got into pretty trouble,although GOTCHA hd just invented that story! MWS did not even have that game (English version). "JACK DANIELS and 3DK came to Aachen to visit OMG and discuss the new CORRUPTION main program". Well,JACK D. has been in Aachen some years ago to watch a foot- ball match. That was the ONLY time in his life when he was in Aachen. He never met OMG,GOTCHA just invented that shit to have another "proof" (Ha!) that OMG is ANTICHRIST,because he is in charge of CORRUTION... "OMG is ANTICHRIST" He wrote it often enough to make people (who neither know me nor OMG personally) believe him. Well,great job,GOTCHA! For your big mouth a lot of people will get caught now. Congratulations! ...Remember the group "CLASS"? Well,it sucked. Now ROOZE and ZOOLOOK are back with another group: DISCOVERY. About one month ago they gave a preview of SQUARE OUT to NEI and claimed it was 1OO%. GRIM REAPER installed a levelskip and noticed that the game crashed after the 28th level... The screen turns black and all the code gets messed up. DISCOVERY said again and again they would have the 1OO% now... Finally they gave the preview to NEI again. They had just put a basic-like 'congratulation'-screen after the 28th level. NEI refused to put it out... Now EMPIRE imported that crap. And GRIM REAPER's levelskip is still in! BAD NEWS. BAD NEWS. _________ X-RATED will be #1 soon as G*P,LEGEND, DOMINATORS,ACTION,ENIGMA,TALENT,CENSOR, CREST,MEGASTYLE,PANORAMIC DESIGN,COSMOS, and ALL OTHER GROUPS are getting out of the business,you know. INFINITY of X-RATED ran away from home because his mother wouldn't give him any more money to pay people to pretend they are his friends. ARROGANCE built a new group. It's called "AFATGF" which means 'ANOTHER FAILED ATTEMPT TO GET FAMOUS'. The best thing about rain forests is they never suffer from drought. Air travel effiency would improve if more travellers started going to less popular places. JERRY of TRIAD hired a contract killer to sabotage ANTICHRIST's Aprotek-modem. It is not pollution that's harming the environment! It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. To make sure MAMBA is something special again PETER and GOTCHA thought about writing it in a dead language. They are just not sure yet whether to prefer Latin or ancient Greek. BOD's new slogan is "TALENTED WANKERS". Rumours say he really likes using second hand intros. After his re-release of "KILLOZAPP" was such a huge success,STINK/ENIGMA decided to re-release "SUMMER GAMES" from EPYX. (Pah! We'll be faster! Ha!) HYSTERIC decided to hire some decent crackers for money,so their cracks would work for once. By the way,GRIM REAPER of NEI built a 'HYSTERIC Fan Club'. Education is the adults' organised defense against the youth. After joining,leaving and re-joining about 78 groups during the past few months ARROGANCE decided to rename into GIPSY KING. American authorities sent GOTCHA back home after he accidently tried to sink Manhattan. HYSTERIC+INSIDERS are Germany's #1. Some lamers rebuilt ELITE (again?!?) who are Germany's #1. Unknown lamers rebuilt BRAINBOMBS which,by the way,is Germany's #1. Did I tell you PANDORA is Germany's #1? Well,they said they are. But they can't be,because SHARKS would be #1 if X-RAY weren't #1 already. Anyway,NATO is #1 in Germany,no doubt,they release GAME ON games,so they MUST be #1,right?