Network 03 Contacts II

 *Addy-Corner 2
 "Hey.. Bastard ! Gimme Rum !"
 "No,Silva ! You've had enough.. "
 "Gimme Rum,Bastard.. or I'll Kill ya!"
 "Shut up,you stink!".."What do I ?!?
 You want trouble,eh? Come on Bastard!"
 "You won't stand a fight with me.."
 "I won't? Draw your sword Asshole !"
 "Croon,kick those Bastards out.."
 "Yep,Captain!"  CRASH !! "Croon !"
 "He?","I Love you!","Oh,Shit!"..
 "NO,I love YOU!".."WHERE AM I ?!?!"
 "You wanna know,where you are ??
  Har,Har,Har.. In PORT ROYAL !!"
 "..man,ain't that Tortuga-Bay ?"
 "No! It's Port Royal !".."Hmm,I was
 fucking sure,we were in Tortuga!"
 "Yes,really ?","Yes.. I thought so."
 "Hmmm.. Damn ! Where am I ?? Where's
 My Momma ?? NAVIGATOR !! Where the
 hell are we ??","Ain't it La Vega ??"
 "No !..I mean Yes ! Eehh NO! Shit!"
 ..so if,you're desorientated like our
 Pirates,who don't care where they are
 but where they find Gold.. Why Don't
 you simply ask the other Corsairs,
 and Buccaneers sitting here in the
 TAVERN of SEAGODS ??
 I'm pretty sure,you will find some
 Renegades,you like to send bottles..
 ...or maybe someone you like to
 start off a little coop-battle against
 those Spanish-Wargalleons with.. P.S.:
 If you wanna trade several things
 (fe:Used Condoms,PVC-screw on Penis-
 remakes,etc) look up the Denuciations!
 So here is the first one:

(Addresses removed)

 ..Closing this Tavern we will give you
 the name of the Glorious Winner of the
  'Governors'-Wife-raping-Competition'
 It's (How could it ever be another)
 Galen of Trinomic,who did the best for
 his condition extremely training with
 his Birthday-Sexdoll for months..
 The Wife of Governor Barilla looked
 extremely ugly , but Galen spent pure
 energy in fucking and not in being
 disturbed by the large Pimples in her
 ugly Face. So he proved to be the only
 Maniac who was worth the title..
 Due to winning this contest he may
 call himself now:
  Fucking-like-a-Beast-Galen /Trinomic
 CONGRATULATIONS !! The second place
 got captured by JTF of Sunrise who
 told us,that his secret training-
 method is fucking Pj-Dynamix on every
 public-meeting.. he did not only look
 like a beast,he also fucked like one,
 but wasn't enough for the first place.
 Sorry JTF ! The third place got to be
 shared by two persons: Pussymaster/TNC
 and PJ-Dynamix/CP.. they did full work
 by fucking Barillas Wife together !
 Pussymaster used his full experience
 stimulating her Pussy,and PJ-D took
 the rear-end.. their training consists
 of fucking on Birthday-Partys in all
 variations,they say..
 Well, the Marathon-Torture should be
 finished now.. so let's see if Croon
 really managed to break the nonstop-
 Torture-record:
 "Croon !"..
 "Croon !!"..
 "Croon ?"
 "Hey,Croon ! You can stop now ! You
  broke the record !!"
 "Must Torture ! Must Torture !! Argh!"
 ..unstoppable,but who cares ?
 "Torture !! Yeeaaahh ! Torture !!"
 O.k. Lights out.. the Tavern closes
 now. Please don't forget:
 Do never write the Handles of the
 people,you met here,on the Mailbottle,
 or they could get in fucking trouble
 with some shitty Pirate-Hunters,O.k.?
 "Torture ! He,he ! Die,Lacarte!Die !!"
 "It's enough,Croon! You heard me ? It
 Is enough !"  "Pain,feel the pain!!"
 We'd better let him alone now..  -Brix