Brutal Recall 13 ch05

interviews
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welcome to this cool chapter,we did all
interviews on the boards,becoz that's
muuuuuuuuch cooler than paperinterviews!
yeah,i know we are original! no,no,no
applause,thank you!!

just read this whole chapter,we inter-
viewed a lot of special people who
really meant something for the scene!!!

and the first one,who actually is the
master of talking most shit in his mag,
meant very much to the c64...it's
nastiness ltd/antrophy!!

!:hello barry,please introduce yourself
  to the sceners,i guess nobody yet
  ever heard of you and your group!

?:yes,i'm nerdy barry (a variation on
  dirty harry) and i'm the editor of the
  oldest still living magazine called..
  the rip-unit! we only rip stupid
  ideas or make silly chapters ourselves
  like the ones about sport,arcade-halls
  and about my dead girlfriend,who
  recently died because of a bungy jump
  accident.she (the nasty blonde/ed.)
  jumped from the 58.9 metres high
  bridge but forgot to plug herself
  in the bungy-cable...then she got hit
  by the car and died...but i don't have
  any fear,the mist-mess is experienced
  in sado-masochism so i still can have
  some painful pleasures!
  i joined the scene way back in 1983
  when i still was a lamer,and now i
  try to get myself known by the anti-
  nazi campaign i myself organized!

!:yes,i know,this mag is not nazi-free
  as adolf/5th reich-board just voted
  for the charts,but anyway:what's about
  the antrophy-party in rotterdam?

?:yeah! first i told everybody it was
  cancelled,but it's not!!! yes,no!!!
  the party will go on! read the next
  rip-unit (issue 46/ed.) for info!

!:sure glad it will continue,i was even
  planning to come!

?:how nice man! maybe i can cheat
  especially for you the charts,so you
  win with your gfx-collection-demo!

!:that would be coool man! but now i
  wanna ask you:what's the most special
  thing about your mag,the rip-unit?

?:well,the most special thing is that it
  has so cool graphix in the menu...and
  they are ripped of course! our famous
  attitude-chapter 'nasty and mean' is
  very original,because we rip off
  every cool dude in the scene! yes,only
  lamers are allowed to be in our mag,
  cool eh?

!:oh no,we are a elite-mag! i must stop
  speaking to you!!              joy!!
?:why,my handsome guy?

!:because you're a liar,a liar! i turn
  you into me,i mess you up and lie to
  you (euhhhhhhhhh?/ed.) no,you're lame!

?:oh,sorry,i thought i was cool...

...we got into a fight,so i quit this
very cool interview...

now on with the next person...that's the
famous kbs/regina!!

!:hi brutalfan,tell us:what's regina
  actually?

?:well,regina is a little group who only
  produces an elite-mag,that's all,but
  to tell you the truth:it's the same as
  nerds,only nerds recracked some games
  last year,so we renamed into regina!
  the pulse is ripped from mtv!!!
  how cool are we,how cool!!!
                                 joy!!
!:hmmmm,brutal recall is at least ripped
  from a cool movie,not the lame fashion
  show on mtv! hahah! why do you think
  the pulse is so special?

?:well,we fix our mag at&t,so you can
  call at&t and ask for our mag,they
  will send you it then! cool! and we
  have the most perfect charts and of
  course the first releases chart! i
  don't see any use in fixing a game,but
  the americans asked me to do so,so i
  do it! i always do what people tell
  me,i'm kbs!

!:hmmm...commit suicide!

?:wait a minute,are you an us-native?

!:yea!

?:okay...bang! (long silence.../ed.)

...this was the interview,onto the next
one with president clinton/empire!!!!
!:hi bill clinton,since when did you
  join empire?

?:hi rudi...well,since i am the emperor
  of the usa,i was thinking of joining
  a c64-group,and empire is the perfect
  one! i fix all fullprice firsties,incl
  usive fake-firsties like lemmings from
  sucksex+trc! i also like to show other
  atractive women my dick and shake it
  all over! but my wife doesn't like it,
  so i recently quitted it...

!:what a shame! i should continue!!!
  yes,you really meant something to the
  scene,you even released a better card-
  hacker system for at&t,why did you do
  this?

?:well,i have complete access 2 all at&t
  activities because i'm the president,
  remember? since i also am a fixer,i
  need cards often to call europe,so...

            joy to the right!!!!
!:what are you doing now?

?:i'm watching how hillary is undressing
  herself...oh here she takes off here
  underwear,oh yes,she looks great! like
  a women of twentythree,her brests up
  like mount everest and her legs wide
  open...she crawls over to me,undresses
  me and takes my dick into her warm,
  hot mouth...oh man,that feels like
  paradise! oh yes...suck baby! suck!!!
  ahhhhhh...hhhhhah! i cooooommmmmeeeee!
  shit,she takes it out of her mouth...
  now i move down under,between her hips
  i lick her pussy,my tongue moves into
  her cunt,it smells horny!! she moans
  aloud,harder,harder! she screams:deep
  deeper,bill! i move faster with my
  tongue over her clitoris,she gets her
  orgasm wildly,like a wild horse! now
  i get overheated,i jump to her back
  and put my dick into her anus...ohhhhh
  that feels great,she moves like she
  has never done before,i have five
  orgasms at one time and she dies....
!:she dies?

?:no,just joking,but i don't continue
  the story,or else you wanna fuck my
  wife too!

!:no way man,i'm a gay!

?:a gay? i hate gays,do you know they
  always act so strange when you talk
  about fucking a woman?

!:oh yeah? i never act strange,euhsjdf
  fjbfhfh red elephants! aaarghhhhhhhhhh
  hhueheidhd....

...since rudi is under therapy now,i
shall continue with the interviews,this
one is with...micheal jackson/the rape
company!!!

!:hello micheal,why does frontpage alway
  s have movie-news?

?:i like movienews a lot,interesting!!
!:i heard something about batman 3,can
  you tell us some info about it?

?:yes i can! i play robin,the knight of
  batman,becoz i am so strong! maybe you
  have heard that will smith will do
  it,but he just bit on his tongue,while
  rapping a song,so i was asked to play
  his role! cool eh???????

!:yes,very cool! do you realise you
  meant something to the scene?

?:yes,of course i do! we in trc don't
  do anything,that's why i asked norbert
  (nsd/sucksex that is/ed.) if we could
  get into a cooperation,so that trc
  will get votes again!!

!:ahaha! i knew it! anyway,do you ever
  think of frontpage being a bigger mag?
  like shitro?

?:like shitro? oh no,not that big! but
  i maybe will code an intro,and after
  the intro you press space and the
  mag will be loaded,that's a bigger
  mag eh?????????

!:yes,sure it is! but isn't that ripped
  from slyhigh/coma light 58?????????

?:no way man! it's just an old trick
  to fill the disk more,that's all!!!

...the line got so bad here,that we had
to log off, sorry about that!!

but have no fear,here's an interview
with bosskid/coma light 58!!!!!!!!!

!:hi dänüsh pal,why's slyhigh so delayed
  is raz/camels again so lazy not to
  code something for your mag?

?:yep,he's a little lazy,but i myself
  didn't have much time to write so
  much silly chapters again,like last
  issue,so that's why rrr will take it
  over!!! he will release it soon!!!
!:oh,that's good,i begun to miss the
  fucking mag!

?:oh,really? great! since that new out-
  fit the votes got really high (sly-
  high?/ed.) but i loved the old outfit
  much better!

!:well i don't...anyway,what's up with
  your anti-nazi-demo? will it ever get
  released?

?:yes,it will! it should be soon,but i
  think we release it with christmas'94,
  because it's the right time to do such
  a thing,people start thinking very
  kind then,and since my father is a
  nazi,i have to do it then,he also
  thinks more kind then...

!:yes,i see...but i thought you really
  was a tough guy,with tatoes etc.

?:well i'm,but sometimes i get emotional
  and then i write slyhigh...
!:how emotional...stop,i'm crying!!!
  aargh!

...since tch is crying now,rcs will
continue with the following interviews,
here they are...

this one is with spectacles/alf/exnon!

!:hi pieter,why are you acting like a
  cool dude,but in fact you're a lamer?

?:well,i wanna be a cool dude,so i visit
  all parties around,and talk only to
  real top-elite guys (like us/ed.) and
  piss off the other ones,and due to
  this i joined alf'40-'45!!!

!:yes,how elite! you are famous because
  you also gabber a lot on c64-parties,
  are you in a trance then?

?:a trance? no,i just get horny when i
  hear gabberhouse,and i start acting
  strange then (where did i heard that
  before?/ed.)

!:hmmmm,you also like savvy's logos a
  lot,since you always vote for him in
  the charts,why do you like them?

?:well,i always liked three colored
  logos,they are so....pure and simple!

!:i hope you like this logo in the menu
  too!

?:yes i do! i think you are one of the
  best painters existing nowadays!

!:thank you,thank you...you know,i real-
  ly like you!

?:i'm flattered! i hope you will vote
  for me in the crackercharts!

!:i will!! bye!

?:bye!
                   wiggle it!!!!!!!!!
...on with the next one,this one is
done with gorefest/proxyon (i forgot
the fakename/ed.) at that moment he
was at the toilet,so don't blame him
for making strange noises!

!:goodday jasper,why do you like death-
  metal,isn't it dnagerous to listen to?
  maybe you commit suicide while liste-
  ning to gorefest or pestilence???

?:pssssssssss (backgroundnoise/ed.)
  no,it's not dangerous,i always liked
  songs about suicide,death and hell,so
  that's no problem...the problem is
  that my voice gets so low,because i
  one heard a wise egyptian woman saying
  your voice becomes the same as the
  music you listen to,so i start getting
  really those low voices like gorefest
  and nippeltura (a belgium variation on
  sepultura/ed.) pssssssssss....

!:ahah...huh,what's that noise i hear
  now man?                      joy!!!
?:aaaahhhh.i'm drowning in the toilet,
  i pissed too much and now i'm drowning
  help meeee...blublbulublblublbuublub..

!:shit,again an interview what ended
  quite abrubtly,can't even interview
  normally!

here's the next one with the alltime
favourite...airwolf/revelation project!

!:hi fat guy,how much do you weigh?

?:hmmm,ich,euh sorry,i weigh 169 kilo,
  that's not much for a man with a
  big brain,is it?

!:no it isn't that much,i heard you
  were planning to join nature as the
  editor of popcorn,but nature asked
  you first to lose 50 kg weight,what
  do you do?

?:i join the snes-scene and start my
  own nature there! i must eat now,bye!