Brutal Recall 13 ch03

supermixed
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that's right people,not mixed,but super-
mixed! this issue we mixed an exclusive
cocktail (cock-tail?/ed.) which has
these ingredients:

concerning boards - partreport - about
several mags - some public notes -
cheating,hacking - memberstatus & more!!

at first,we start with the public notes!
we started this idea in b.r.issue 12,
but somehow skyhigh,anarchy,jamaica
and some other mags ripped our supercool
idea! but we don't agree with this!!!!!!
anyway,here are the public notes,spread
mostly on the boards or i got them from
rcs' contacts!

the first one is from noice,concerning
the highlands-party in scandinavia!!!

turn page for that lousy one!!!!!!!!!!
the highland-party!
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yes,this is dogs/noice with a note to
all sceners,about the party organized
by triad-noice-equinoxe and more lamers!
i've ripped the text from the gamers
guide no:22,so enjoy this fucking text!

hi folks,this is jerry/triad (i hope
dogs doesn't rip this text) (oops!/dogs)
anyway,here's the highlands-party text!
we got our hands on some serious new
drugs,and want you guys (fellowsceners)
to try it out! you sure get really high,
so another reason to visit the highlands
party,not? well,the party is in the
swedish highlands,were i have my secret
chemist labaratory (sorry if my spelling
isn't correct,i just had 0.005 grams of
crack!/jerry) who can sniff 15 kg of my
new designed coke? he wins the 485763826
peseta prize (yes,in pesetas! i like
weird money-values!/jerry) see you there
my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's one from calypso/amnesia/scl!

i'm a postman!
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yes,you read this right! i'm terry,and
i'm also known around as the guy with
a lot of postproblems! the post threaten
ed me to destroy every disksending with
cheated stamps,or too less stamps!!!!!!!
i only could save this if i became a
postman...so i did...and now i carry on
swapping,but remember not to send tomy
old addy,it will be doublechecked by
the handsome postbitch (who's my girlie)
see you around!

wow,that was a serious one eh? anyway,
did you know that syndrom released dmc
issue 5? i can't wait to read that mag!
it seems it has a lotof new facilities,
so all check that magazine out!!!!!!!!

the next public note was done by the
great nastiness,inc/antrophy!!!!!!!!!!
i hate nazis
++++++++++++

yes,you read that right! this is nasti-
ness,inc/antrophy writing this public
note (i hope b.r.issue 13 will print
this/nastiness) (well,we did!/ed.) well,
i would like to see all nazis starve to
death! we should put nazis into camps
themselves! they are wrong! we should
eliminate them! let's throw firebombs
on their houses,we want revenge! let's
discriminate them,they do it also,so
why won't we do it fellowsceners????????
kill all nazi-sceners,fuck swastikas!!

hmmmmm,this is a little comment to
nastiness' note.......it seems he wants
to do exactly the opposite way of what
the nazis do,so he is a sizan!!! yes,a
new word invented by tch/brutal! all
who are as bad as nazis,as fanatic,as
cruel to other human being,only against
nazis are sizan!!!!!! how clever of me!
                                joy!!
here are the promised board numbers,so
if you are bored,read this dickhead!

vacation in cambodja: down!
  the sysop is captured by cambodja's
  army,he discriminated the cambodjian
  president by starting a board without
  the president's permission!!!

for play: down!
  the sysop decided to play games only
  from now on,so the board is sadly down
  what a shame this is (but playing
  games is better!/ed.)

garbage world hq: up!
  garbage started a new board in the us,
  check it out! it has all new garbage-
  releases!!!!!!!

deadzone: down!
  the sysop died while boss on fire/moti
  v9 was calling the board!!!!!!!

this was all boardinformation,next page
partyreport from the party iii
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yep!!!! this is rcs with the partyreport
from the party iii!!!! let's begin with
the morning i wake up....
i wake up the 26th december 1993 with
some bubbles in my stomach (just like
incubus had,how cool!/ed.) and i returne
d with a feeling of happiness...what
happened in between,read the incubus
party album of the party iii!
thank you.......yours,rcs/brutal!

cheating the stamps
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yes,n-joy gives you some information how
to cheat your stamps so well,that even
you don't see it's cheated (watch out
that you don't throw away the cheated
stamps) but you have to follow these
instructions very carefully,i say this
only once!
            joyright for instructions!
first buy a lot of stamps at the local
postoffice.then don't cut them off
each other,let them as they are (or
every stamp will afterwards be glued
to other stamps!) then get a large
cauldron,with a lot of water,throw
some glue in it (at least that half as
much as the water!) mix the stuff very
well,then add some salt....yes,salt!!!!!
this should be done very carefully,it
should be cookingsalt,it must be a
fourth part of the water.so first weigh
how much water,then take a fourth share
of kitchensalt (that is cookingsalt/ed.)
mix it good through the whole cauldron.
then warm it to 325 kelvin.keep still
on mixing all..then keep the temperature
on 328 kelvin,and carefully dump in the
stamps (white back should be above)
let them in there for 5 minutes.then
get them out very,very,very,very care-
fully (or the glue will get off) then
dry it above the central heating until
it's 99 percent dry.do this after every
cleaned stamp.i guarantee that the....
postbitches won't recognize this kind
of cheating! i did it for three years,
and i never got caught (maybe this is
because i am a cop)

about hacking 100%
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yes,steve/laser is here to give you the
information you need to hack 100%!!!!!
get a working bluebox,call the at&t-
number and install the bluebox.wait 10
seconds...call the person you want and
never call longer than 60 minutes,it's
totally free!!!!!!!!

about several mags
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i concluded that a lot of mags rip our
ideas! yes,who was the first with the
opinion poll,the compilated charts,the
boardinformation,all what every mag need
nowadays? yea,right:it was brutal recall
this very mag! why doesn't anybody....
credit us for the ideas? all mags rip
it! yes,we are elite,you are a lamer!!!!
you stupid illetrate lamers! laaaaameeer
laaaameeer,hear! your mother is calling
you home...laaaameeer,laaaaameeer! bah..

brutalmemberstatus
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tch:leader,graphix,code,brutal recall-
    editor,little swapper,fonts,
rcs:2nd leader,sprites,fonts,brutal re-
    call editor,megaswapper,ripper.
bleze:coder,little swapper,lamer.
n-joy:so-called swapper,tch's mother.
pacific:elite,topeliteswapper,stealer.

if you wanna join us also,then write a
loveletter to:

tch:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

rcs can't decide to let you join! fire!