Addybook 12 Fake

  FAKE this time in addybook issue #12  
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   be welcome to yet another chapter    
this chapter is just in this issue cause
 we (SCRAPPER and PEACE) are really in  
  the mood of writing some crap about   
the scene.. some minutes ago we finished
  the monthly charts! as we wrote the   
  charts, we got a lot of shitty ideas  
 and that's what you will find here !!  
please don't take our words to serious!!
cause this are just some friendly jokes 
    written in a mega cool mood !!!     
  i think you know this times when you  
have some crazy minutes in which you can
       laugh about everything !!!       
                                        
  press your joystick left to read our  
              bullshit !!!              
                                        
NEWS: a new group was born called the   
THREE SIGNS COMPANY. members are :      
                                        
rcc .............................. coder
rcs ............................ swapper
rrr ......................... graphician
nme ............................ cracker
tts .............................. coder
tch ......................... mag editor
sam .............................. coder
bod ............................ cracker
bob .............................. coder
xxx ............................ cracker
msk ........................... musician
ans ......................... graphician
tdm ........................... musician
jch ........................... musician
cop ......................... graphician
                                        
all in all 15 guys ! this is a so called
allround group which will produce a lot 
  of stuff in the future ! just wait !  
                                        
NEWS: ELECTRIC and ELEKTOR are now in   
coop just to get a current break ....   
                                        
NEWS: jack ALIEN will send us every     
month a part of how to build up an UFO  
which we should print here in addybook  
this chapter will take more than 1 year 
cause it is just to hard to explain in  
only one issue !! so be sure to meet    
some more alien creatures in the future!
                                        
NEWS: VISION left crest to join the guys
  in vision cause he want to be a 100%  
vision'er !!!                           
                                        
NEWS: MACHINE/oxyron is now back after  
we changed his oil !!!                  
NEWS: OGAMI/fairlight will make a new   
kind of chapter in which he will explain
the ART OF OGAMI crease... you will find
it in the next issue of emanuelle !!!   
                                        
NEWS: CHOCAPOC/babygang changed his     
handle into CHOCOPOPS and joined the    
kellogs familie...                      
                                        
DID YOU KNOW: how got a-man his name ???
bfter he found his first shamehairs he  
  said to himself ohhh i'm A MAN !! he  
thought " what a nice handle ", after   
this he take it...                      
                                        
ADVERT: if you want the latest bombs,   
tanks, mg's, missiles and all atom wares
then contact mr.AMMO, we don't print his
addy here cause it's just to dangerous..
 check out another mag for his addy !!! 
DID YOU NOW: that orc/bml and mr.spock  
of t'pau will be the first guys who will
use jack aliens ufo maps to build up an 
ufo in which they will visit alf/bml on 
the planet "MELMAK". they are also the  
first guys which will come to melmak so 
it is a FIRST RELEASE...                
                                        
NEWS: ecstacy/ex-oxyron left the scene  
just to rebuild the STASI... 1 year ago 
he was an official member of the stasi  
after the wall fall down he joined the  
c64 scene and everybody called him      
EX-STASI now he wanna rebuild the stasi 
and the wall again!!!                   
                                        
DID YOU KNOW: why powerplant/legend     
quite the scene ? well, he wanna start  
to bread some powerfull PLANTS which    
will be about 10 meters high !!! his    
secret recept to get so high plants is  
everyday a bit CRACK for the plants so  
they are really high !!! i saw a photo  
this photo was build up out of 10 photos
cause it was simply to big for only one 
photo !!!                               
                                        
DID YOU KNOW: why is the handle from xxx
/legend so simple ? it's easy to explain
he is an unalphabetical dude and he only
can write this " XXX ". we have here a  
phone-bill from him in which he sign-   
atured with " xxx " cause he can't write
his real name !!!                       
                                        
DID YOU KNOW: that dogfriend/dominators 
has two dogs called: bulldog and        
rantanplan !!!                          
                                        
press your joy left !! for more bullshit
A HOT INFORMATION: we have the addy from
 CROSSBOW/crest, so contact him under : 
                                        
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   this is NO FAKE, cause we got this   
    imformation from an ex-stasi guy    
DID YOU KNOW: why mr.MOUSE/blaze quite  
the scene ??? the reason is that        
ironCAT/trc eat him at the last venlo   
meeting!!! the last note from mr.mouse  
wasn't wrote by himself. it was a note  
from mr.AMMO as he was a good friend of 
him !!!                                 
NEWS: MAC/crest and DONALD/lower level  
build up a new graphic lable called:    
            " MAC DONALDS "             
   their first realease will be a pic   
    including a very big CHEESBURGER    
        done in hires-fli format        
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this is all for now! cause we are out of
jokes! if you have some nice jokes for  
us, then send them to the addybook hq...
and we will print them in the next issue
                                        
   PEACE and SCRAPPER are offff .....