Internal 12 - Chemical Warfare
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* CHEMICAL WARFARE *
hi there !
welcome to the part of internal which
contains the lowest amount of mistakes
against the english language !
i'm back with some tips for you to
strike back when you want revenge.
let's start with how to take revenge
against a BANK, when they wronged ya.
you run a 15 percent chance of being
ripped off by a money access machine !
that's a nice thought for your bank,as
it cuts their overhead expenses,but what
does it do for you ? WHO CARES ?
the bank's employees do not respond
sympathetic.they treat you as if you're
too dumb to use their lame machines !
so,what you've to do is to try to zap
the machine before the machine zaps you!
(get aids,before aids gets you...)
HOW TO ZAP: the basic tool is a STUN GUN
i just purchased one in germany,when i
visited the amiga expo in koln,together
with BRAINKILLER/legend and VINNY/rebels
and we tested our brand new toy on the
expo.we found out that it gives a nice
effect on monitors (ask microprose...
hehe !) and on tv cameras !
the rest of the kit includes liquid
copper to touch up circuit boards,a tiny
brush and a plastic (declined) bankcard.
paint copper on the surface of the blank
card to form a grid.be careful that the
line groups not touch each other.do the
same on the other side of the card and
make sure that the contact points from
each side meet at the same points and at
the edge of the card.
next carefully connect the gun's
electrodes to the points at the edge of
the card.you now have a zapper that will
bite the bank machine before it bites
you or another victim !
in most countries this weapon is very
illegal,so proceed with care.if ya dunno
where to find'em,i was able to find a
weapon store with my poor german.the
place is called 'kettner' in the hohe
strasse in koln.i forgot the number,but
it's close to a mac donalds.the owner is
a very cool guy and speaks english
fluently.
when i asked for a 'stun-gun' he tought
that i was talking about a sten gun !!
ya know,the wwii resistance machine gun!
guess he only delivers this to his very
close contacts...
STINK BOMBS have been a favourite tool
for many people in many poses for long
periods of time.
to create such a MAXIMUM NAUSEATER,mix
powdered hydrogen sulfide (h2s) with
vinegar (ch3cooh) and let it dry to a
paste.
next,carefully remove some of the
gunpowder from a firecracker or a bullet
and replace it by the paste.
50/50 is a nice ratio.
when detonated,the loud explosion is
followed by a major cloud of awful smoke
that would bring major tears to a
noseless corpse !
you got to experiment a bit to get the
proper mixture of sulfide to vinegar.
but, be careful, h2s is pretty poisoned.
one of the CHEAPEST SMELLY BOMBS is a
common potato ! (unless in some eastern
block countries,where this kind of food
has a hell lot of value...)
take a large potato,bang it and bruise
it around a bit,then hide it somewhere
in your target's environment,
e.g. a desk drawer,a file cabinet,under
a bed,in a storage box,...
give the potato four or five weex,
especially a large,bruised one,and it'll
smell very,very much and very awful !
sure you can use more than one potato !
in the previous issue i allready told
ya how you can use the rf energy of cb
radios to jam radar guns.
you can also use this energy to fool
automobiles that use COMPUTERIZED fuel-
METERING SYSTEMS.
get a linear amplifier for you cb
radio,even though it is illegal to hook
one up to a cb... gosh, it seems
that allmost nothing in this chapter is
legal !
anyway, this cool unit is designed to
amplify two-way radio signals far beyond
their normal output.
for example,maximum power on a cb is 4w.
some linear amplifs run as high as
400 watts !!
now, drive close (but NOT TOO CLOSE) to
your target's vehicle with your cb - la
hooked up and on.KEY YOUR MIKE !
the enourmous and excessive rf energy
from the souped-up cb will oversaturate
the vehicle's fuel-metering computer and
stall the engine.
be careful not to cause a major accident
here is another formula,this time to
make the so called GREEK FIRE
it is probably more exciting and perhaps
even more dangerous than greek soap,eh
sailor ?
here is the formula :
1 part live sulphur
2 parts charcoal of willow
6 parts potassium nitrate (kno3)
grind each element into a fine powder
and mix.pour this mixture into a
container with a wick or a fuse.
light and toss.it will carry the flame
wherever it strikes.hmmm,sort of like
the oat bran of napalm ?
yep XMAS is getting closer these days.
i figured since everyone else has taken
the christ out of chri$tmas that i will,
too.while a christmas card is an
economical substitute for a real present
it can be a wonderful weapon.
it might be amusing to send christmas
cards to various people in your mark's
name.
the style,the tone and message of the
card would,of course,be a matter of
local and personal option,as would the
specific recipients.it's fraught with
true mischief !
a fun way to deal with snooty,pushy
shops and/or their clerks who pressure
you during the holiday buying season.
just buy allmost everything they suggest
even going into extravagant upgrades in
gift selection.put all of this on
plastic (le plastique c'est fantastique)
so the snooty clerk/mark gets 'credit'
for the sale.
for the next two days,calmly do your
real shopping,then late on the 3rd day,
calmly return your purchases to the
snooty/pushy store for credit,saying
' after the very intense sales pressure
from xxxx (* mark's name) wore off, i
found i really didn't need any of this.
SO SORRY...'
for the last stunt of this issue,
you'll need a TWO-LINE CONFERENCE call
telephone.try to conference your mark
with the same nasty bully.
use line one to get the mark,while on
the other phone,punch up the bully on
line two.when both lines are ringing,
punch in the conference button and the
fun starts.
another twist is to call the bully and
say: 'one moment please,for the chief of
police' then switch to line two,call the
mark and press the conference button.
another suggestion is to conference two
sweeties,especially if they happen to be
married to other folks.
a tape recording would be good here,
especially if you wanted to send copies
of the conversation to interested third
parties such as family,employers.
once i conferenced an abortion clinic
with a prissy pro-life weasel.
i suggest to try to get two business or
political competitors together,or
ex-sweeties.
the variations of this one are AS
UNLIMITED AS YOUR IMAGINATION !
and now some handy tricks, send to us
by GREENFROG/CYBERPUNX...
how to make a NITRO-HIGH-EXPLOSIVE?...
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to receive a very effective dynamite
you must nitrate a mixture of 80 parts
of glycerin and 20 parts of sugar. then
you must purify the compound by washing
it first in water then in 40c warm, 2*
sodium-solution and finally in o,2*
sodium solution. now you must gelatinize
93 parts of this substance with 7 parts
of gun-cotton. have fun folks!...
EXPLOSIVES FOR PYROTECHNICS
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1. you must cobine 70* kaliumperchlorat
with 30* of yellow blutlaugensalz.
inflame it with a fuse.
2. combine 100g of naphtalene with 750g
potassium chlorate and 150g of copper
chloride.
MOLOTOW-COCKTAILS
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1. simple incendiary bomb.
fill up a bottle with benzine and put
a rag into the bottle-opening. now
light the rag and throw the bottle
away. very handy when you have troub-
le with the cops on a street!
owkay, APOLLO back here...
that was all for this issue. if you
know anything that could be published
inhere, then don't, i repeat, don't hesi
tate to send them to me and! please
send it not to the internal redaction
(matt or einstein) but send it right
over to my place, ok?
joy RIGHT sucka!
here's my address...
apollo/WOW (no handle please!)
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bye, see you in next issue!! FIRE
