Internal 11 - Chemical Warfare
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hi there ! welcome to a new chapter
of INTERNAL called CHEMICAL WARFARE !
here you'll find hints to get even if
you've been wronged by someone in some
way.just LAY BACK,read this text AND
ENJOY, or if you really want vengeance
follow these instructions to the letter.
press FIRE...
CHEMICAL WARFARE will not only contain
- as the name might insinuate - tips to
strike by means of chemicals.as i'm a
chemist,some formulae for nice effects
will be included,but all kind of
PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE will be found here
you'll learn how to wage war against
your target with a nasty touch.
you'll learn how to STRIKE ANONYMOUSLY
with MINIMAL RISK AND COST and then sit
back and wait for the fun to begin,when
frustration has forced you to strike
back.
if once you took revenge in a way that
you think will fit in this chapter,mail
it to the vengeance hq and it'll be
published in the next issue ! ok,here we
go. hope you'll enjoy this stuff !
see ya, APOLLO/WOW
* PHOTOGRAPHY *
try to access your mark's camera and a
bunch of pictures of something he doesnt
like,e.g. pornopictures.first use your
own camera to copy the pornopix onto a
roll of 35mm color film.then rewind just
enough film into the cardridge that it
still loox new and unused.
then if your mark's camera is loaded,
replace his blank film with the one you
have just shot,or put your porno-exposed
roll back into the box,seal it and put
it with the mark's film supply to be
used later.
the idea is to create a double exposed
film that will add interesting results
to the shots ! 35mm films give great
superimposition photos,so the mark will
get his own classic shots (of a wedding)
and the raunchy porn shots will be
superimposed on this !
* DOGS *
don't kill me,but i'm someone who HATES
most DOGS...here's what to do when the
neighbours' dogs dump on your lawn :
feed (at night) the mark's dog cheap
HAMBURGER laden WITH LAXATIVE.then try
the dog starting to bark.to make it bark
just tease it,throw at it,or use
infra or ultrasone whistles.also normal
whistles will work.just let the dog bark
till the owner deceides to take the dog
into the house.
surely you cal figure out the rest of
this yourself.just hope the mark allows
the dog to sleep in the same room as he
or she.
ONE GOOD DUMP DESERVES ANOTHER....
* NITROGEN TRIIODINE *
this stuff is real fun and dangerous
only if you get carried away with volume
or use.here's the formula for this cool
explosive :
combine 1 part of pure solid iodine
(cristals) with 20 cubic cms of
concentrated ammoniumhydroxide,nh4oh.
do this SLOWLY and carefully...
allow a brownish-red precipitate to
form,filter it throug paper,and wash
it with alcohol,then water.i used
methanol,but i guess any other type
of alcohol will do...
this stuff is VERY UNSTABLE so handle it
with care ! just throw it down somewere
and you'll get a pretty cool x-plosion.
ok one more formula for an easy to make
* PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE *
here's what you need :
- a 10 cm square of styrofoam
- 1/2 part oil
- 1 part gasoline
melt the styrofoam,being careful not to
let it get too hot or near a flame.use
the 'au bain marie' cooking technique..
let it COOL to a thick viscosity.then
mix the tree ingredients together in the
following order : styrofoam-oil-fuel.
mix it in a deep pot and KEEP THIS
MIXTURE AWAY FROM ANY SPARK OR FLAME !!!
let the mixture cool to about 25 degrees
celsius (298k),then you can give it any
shape you want.use a fuse or electrical
activator for detonation.
HANDLE WITH CARE,THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT !
VINNY/REBELS (amiga) gave me the
following idea :
cut open the lower side of an electrical
lamp and remove the glass. between the
electrodes there is a small wire made
out of tungsten (w,wolfraam).remove this
then fill up the glass with the warm
liquid an put the electrodes back in it.
let it cool down,so that the plastic
will work as a kind of glue.
then replace a lamp out of your mark's
living room by the lamp you were working
on.the idea is that when the mark turns
on the light,he'll get more illumination
than he wished...
i've never tryed this,but i think it
can't be any problem.30 volts must be
enough,so maybe you can connect your
smart bomb to your mark's phone,and give
him a call... have fun !
* HIGHWAY RADAR *
one of the first times i went out by car
i was caught by the cops for driving a
bit too fast,and some weeks later a got
a nice little picture of the rear of my
dad's car... it wasn't that expensive,
but i got into some problems with my
parents.
for people who are allways in a hurry
here some tips to avoid being shot by a
radar gun.most so called DETECTORS are
useless bullshit.modern radars turn the
radar on/off so fast that your lame
detector might not even give one beep.
the gulf war teached us that you're
better of JAMMING radar than detecting
it.(or you should dispose of ALARM-BOMBS
(Air Launched Anti Radar Missiles...)
HOW TO JAM - the principle :
most police radar units have an
electronic device known as a radio
frequency interference indicator (rfi)
that blanks out the radar gun's speed
display window whenever there's ANY type
of electromagnetic voltage interference.
this is to protect the unit's sensitive
electronix from burnout.so,when the rfi
kicks on,the unit will not display
any reading !
simply keying the microphone on your
mobile cb in the proximity of a radar
gun will kick on the rfi and render the
gun useless coz it causes interference.
the distance is about 400m unless you
use those illegal cb boosters.
so when you're in an area with radar,
find an open channel on your cb,then
tape down the transmit button on the
mike.btw,radar jamming is VERY ILLEGAL
in most european countries !!
ok here we go for the last one for this
issue.
i have nothing against people who smome
(altough i don't like girls with a
cigarette in their hand or mouth...),but
here's a tip for people out there who
don't like those human smudgepots who
pollute the rest of us with their
shit-stinky smoke.
nip off the head of a STRIKE-ANYWHERE
match and neatly plant it in your mark's
cigarette,cigar or pipe.the top of an
ordinary match will also work,but strike
anywhere-matches contain more phosfor
and the sulphur is more concentrated,
wich causes more irritating smoke...
i once had the idea on larger scale,but
i haven't figured out yet how to hide a
STICK OF DYNAMITE in those somewhat
limited locations...
so,that was all for now.if you have any
remarks,questions,stories or ideas for
this chapter,feel free to write to the
VENGEANCE HQ at :
look on the last page!
also for cool swap and pc virus exchange
have fun this month,and to all ennemies
of our readers:better WATCH YOUR BACK
when you go out ! see ya, APOLLO/WOW
yep, matt of the WOW on the keys now...
i hope you all enjoyed reading this
chapter by apollo/WOW. anyway, i liked
it very much, and if my parents keep on
yelling at me, i think i'll use one of
those systems... eh...
no, i hope you don't think this part is
ripped (the idea) from SMOOTH CRIMINAL
because they also have a part in their
mag where they tell about explosives
and so on...
no, apollo called me one time and he
asked me if he could make a chapter
about explosives. ofcourse i directly
agreed and i hope he'll make more of tho
se cool chapters in the future!
yeah, he's a real CHEMAICAL-FREAK!!
anyway, i think he did a good job
making this chapters, i hope i'll hear
some reactions on this chapter!
another thing now...
i hope you all enjoyed reading (in the
last issue) CHURCH-NEWS, and this part
was made by our porno-gigant (ed:eh?)
EL BREZNJEV. (ed: i didn't know the
sovjets were sooo cruel!!)
no, i didn't hear any reaction yet on
this chapter. anyway, as breznjev/WOW
sucked too much his dick (or was it
striking, ehm...) he had to go to the
hospital for three days as his dick
was,... yeah you know...
now something else about INTERNAL.
it seems that you, dear reader, really
enjoy reading this magazine! hmm, i'm
very pleasured you know, because we
really spent much of our free time on
making INTERNAL, but i won't bother you
anylonger with that story, 'cause i
already told everything in another chap-
ter. (check out the EDITORIAL)
well, i'm off now because the 2nd half
of germany-wales will start in a few
minutes and damn, i just see on the
screen germany leads with 3-0, bah!!
anyway, for all guys who didn't know
this yet...
BELGIUM RULES!!!
joy RIGHT
and as promised, here is APOLLO's
address...
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NO handle on eveloppe!
FIRE
