Internal 01
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INTERNAL #001
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coding: DIVINE/UNICESS
logo: VINCENT/FRESH
music: ????
so, here it is: the FIRST issue of our
new inf0-file. this file is ment to give
only correct news bout our group UNICESS
if you have any critics on this file
write to:
INTERNAL RED.
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as the title already suggested i will
give you the latest news about UNICESS
in this column. remember this is correct
so all you guys with mags can get info
from here...
* brainkiller rejoined WOW. (yes, he
joined UNICESS for a while!)
* yoga (EX-YANKEES) joined UNICESS
he's a grafix-man + bit of a coder.
* we in UNICESS are talking about going
into cooperation, several groups have
already made an offer, but nothing is
decided yet.
- RELEASES -
now, i'll tell you guys what we've been
up to in UNICESS.
* i (divine) have been busy coding lots
of things like:
- madness v4: this is a very cool
writer (i know, i made it, hehe!)
- unicess coder: just a simple one!
- internal: this 'thing'...
- intro's: i coded 3 intro's for { }.
* einstein made a collection of useful
writers called: THE ULTIMATE WRITERS
(the menu was coded by divine)
* exor has been enjoying the good wea-
ther in ITALY for one week (lucky guy)
* exory has been busy cracking & coding.
* we also made a first release in belg.!
i don't know what the rest has been up
to, but i'm sure had fun too. i think
there using their time on our mag
'POPCORN'
in future you can expect some more uti-
lities from me (DIVINE). i will first
make a logo displayer coz einstein asked
me too. i think it'll be useful for YOGA
- MESSAGES -
in this section, some members will give
out hello's (or fuckings?) to others:
* raistlin/g*p: (divine)
hello man, endemic is very cool, but
you made one big mistake. when you we-
re reviewing mags (under which ATROG)
you put my adress as hq for atrog.
i don't know where you saw the adress
but i'm definitively not responsible
for ATROG (jones is!).
ofcourse no hard feelings about this!
* zyborg/atrix (all ex-atrix-bd'ers)
yo dickhead, you're really the lamest
person we ever met! more coming...
* roger/wwe (divine)
howdy roger, ALWAYS nice sendings from
you, we'll meet again in VENLO/april!
* the king/manowar (divine)
the same goes for you, always COOL and
fast. c.you in venlo..
* elwood/time (divine)
thanx for the cool originals you send
me & for ranking me #1...
* to all my contacts (einstein)
well, i will drop some of my contacts
and the most of them know why ...
they are FUCKING LAZY! so i don't need
them .... only the best senders and
friends will stay a contact others not
of course that doesn't mean that you
can't contact me but you must have two
quality's: you must be 1) fast and you
must send 2) hot ... just simple , but
if you can't handle this well then you
would better fuck up because i've no
time to lose on such SUCKERS !!
I also wanna thank sum of my contacts
who ranked (me) us high ! but i must
tell you: STAY OBJECTIVE! i know that
is hard but i want it like that, even
if that maybe means that i won't be in
your next ranks !! of course when i
send like i always send i MUST be in
your rans (ha ha ha) ... also to all
who read this: VOTE FOR UNICESS, if
you think we deserve a place in those
(lamer ??) charts !!
* gravestone/full force (exor)
yes, i know you're dead, but you might
read this; it was a great time swap-
ping with you. good luck in future!
* sucker/crazy (exor)
hope to hear from you soon. venlo?
* hok/action
where are those cool ACTION games?
* to all my contacts (exor)
sorry for my mega-delay, but i was on
holiday in italy as you might have
read a few pages ago. so forgive me!
now i'm 100* back in action!
* wow (divine)
hi chache, ispace, brk & jones...
i hope you can get WOW back on top li-
ke in the old days...
- CRAP TALK -
if a member likes to fill up some memory
with crap-talk, we'll put in down here !
maybe someone likes to tell us the mea-
ning of life ???
or maybe better... what's the meaning of
having a computer... i think einstein
can't wait to say some serious words (?)
first i must thank a cool friend of mine
who has given me the idea to speak about
this... THANX GUNTHER (name & group stay
SECRET INFORMATION) ...
well , let's begin .. this is pretty ser
ious part in internal : why do we have a
computer ? what's it like to be on the
top ?? what's the meaning of (life) com
puting ??? ...
well , perhaps you will agree with my
opinion about those questions !!
answers : it's a hobby , it's great
fun , it gives you a kick and swapping
and meeting friends it just awesome !!
ok,that's right but is it all worth it
p.e. all the GREAT (big) GROUPS have to
do a lot t stay at the top :
they must have lots of money : because
they have to pay around 750 dm.(300 dol
lar) for originals only ! + phone-ut al-
so huge (because they have to phone to
england,germany,america,ect..)
now you perhaps say: ever heard of phone
phreaking , well a lot of famous guys
don't phonephreak and therefor they have
pay lots of money for their modem (tele-
phone), but also for STAMPS , DISCS, etc
.... but the most important thing is :
u get really strezzed !! why ?? because
you always wanna be nr.1 !!...that's why
a lot of famous groups almost stopped
(like HOTLINE) . i have a pretty good
feeling how it must be like to be in the
top 5 of the world ! i don't know if i
would like to be in a group which stands
in the top 5 ... why ?? coz now , i'm in
a group , which is good , but of course
we all know that we aren't as good as
IKARI+TALENT and that's because we have
not so much money to put in .... we're
just POOR (?) teenagers !! but if you
think we deserve to be in the charts
then vote for us !! ...... I hope you
liked this little craptalk and will vote
for us !! (UNICESS is the name!)
- MEMBERSTATUS -
here's the actual memberstatus, next ti-
me i'll also give you their jobs.
DENMARK: image, hungry hero, mzk, gator
invisible man, warrior, yazz,
mason, exory.
GERMANY: only 1 guy: 2cool
BELGIUM: exor, einstein, yoga, divine.
maybe we'll have some more members next
time, you'll just have to wait & look
out for the next issue of 'internal'!
- RANKINGS -
yeah!, here are the long awaited ranks
from us. i will give you the rankings i
got, if other members like to put'em in
here too, just send them to me!
only the belgian division gave me their
list so don't expect rankings from the
german or danish division...
now let's start the lists...
* DIVINE *
1) ROGER / WWE
2) the king / manowar
3) elwood / time
4) indy / tera
5) p.r.i. / duplex+oracle
6) necromancer / x-factor
7) jones / wow
8) motley / royalty
9) bms / century
10)ghostrider / duplex+oracle
the rest of you guys will just
have to send a bit faster or
better
* EINSTEIN *
1) PUNISHER / CENTURY
2) oxygen / browbeat
3) collector / the force
4) ronin / dunex
5) the king / manowar
6) aacon / the brave
7) shakin' / stash
8) mephisto / the zombie boys
9) aggressor / fts/amok
10) vincent / fresh
* EXOR *
1) ANTICHRIST / G*P
2) spiderman / x-factor
3) sucker / crazy
4) new spirit / x-rated
5) jones / wow
- DIFFERENT THINGS -
zyborg, pay attention coz now i'll tell
the true story about the formal belgian
division of atrix and not your LIES !!!
you all know that some members of this
groups were: divine (me) - einstein -
exor - brainkiller - apollo and some
weeks before we split up some guys of
FBR joined us too. i know ZYBORG has
been spreading LIES about ax-bd, he told
lots of guys that the belgian division
of ATRIX was kicked. but that's totally
INCORRECT. here's the true story:
i (DIVINE) got an offer from ORION and
i was really interested, but i didn't
want to leave my friends in AX-BD but
after some time i did leave them because
the danish division of atrix almost made
no cracks and the organisation was very
bad. after some time the other members
decided to join orion too (except for
appolo: he was on holidays...)
then we heard that ORION was rebuilded
without permission of the original mem-
bers and so again all belgian members
left. note that we don't have any trou-
bles with the original orioners, they
agreed that we couldn't have known about
all this shit...
so after all this, brainkiller, jones
and apollo joined WOW, a bit later ein-
stein joined them too. then i wrote to
all my contacts that i was looking for a
new group. i got many offers like:
ABASE, TERA, ROYALTY, D+O, TIME, ...
and ofcourse UNICESS, the group i joined
together with exor. now you probalby ask
yourself why did i join unicess, and not
a more famous group. well, i had to make
a decision before VENLO, and the offer
of tera wasn't all that good for me, coz
they only wanted 1 member more in europe
and i think it's sad to be in a foreign
group all by yourself...
so... 1 week later einstein left WOW and
joined UNICESS too.that's the TRUE story
about all these belgian ex-atrix members
and don't believe anything of that da-
nish sucker who calls himself zyborg. he
PRETENDED that we did nothing at all in
atrix (look who's talking!). well, i
must say that i left you guys coz YOU
didn't do a thing, now that we left, you
got more active (i know) but that's only
coz otherwise you would be DEAD already.
and that's your DESTINY. you actually
told lots of people that the belgian di-
vision was kicked... HA HA HA HA !!
i must say you have a sense of humor...
and now you made a demo attacking all of
us with again telling those lies, and
you even have the guts to tell that you
don't wanna start a war with us. but
watch it, coz that's what you're gonna
get.and if you wanna write anything more
than please inform yourself a bit better
coz in your demo, you attacked the WOW,
because you THINK all of us joined them.
but in fact only 3 guys joined them...
divine, exor & einstein joined UNICESS.
if ya want to explain why you're telling
all these lies, then write me a letter.
until then, you'll be my biggest enemy !
c.ya, dickhead!
so you now reached the end of this first
issue of internal. press '+' to restart!
c.you in #2
bye!
UNICESS
