Ahead 4 Did You Know
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and welcome to crap talk this time we
starts with a little poem from dch in
german:
das gewisse etwas!
er und sie spuerten das gewisse etwas.
ihr fragt was fuer ein gewisse etwas?
hmmm, das gewisse etwas das man spuert
wenn man sich verliebt,man spuert es im
herzen, das gewisse etwas was einen in
so vielen einsamen stunden fehlte.das
gewisse etwas was man in dieser grauen &
kalten welt manchmal braucht.das gewisse
was uns hoffen laesst das die menschen
aus ihren fehlern lernen und mit der
natur in harmonie leben statt die natur
zu zerstoeren.
nun fragt ihr euch was die moral der ge-
schichte ist.
tja, das gewisse etwas eben...
gez.
doc holliday/trance
top five singles of the month
1 i'm nothing- bulldog/spirit
2. super trooper- x-raffi/x-rated
3. what's up - swansong/demonix
4. two princes- lexi&count zero
5. two beer or not.../oliver klee
c: well the number one this month is
bulldog, who sang a song about
his life! on the second position
is x-raffi,he sang about his dream
on the 3rd place is swansong of
demonix with his most used words
what's up(ed. new kidz rulez hehe)
well thats all, now comes the did
you knows
-did you know that the new spin doctors
cd is dammed cool.
-did you know that DEMONIX is one of
the OLDEST us-groups after the
alliance....
-did you know that goblin/LIGHT was the
son of jerry/TRIAD......
-did you kno that the magazine SHOCK is
maybe dead the mageditor(skater) is
to lazy to make another issue of shock
so i think that last issue of shock
will be the last...
-did you know that OFFENCE&CREST will
make a coop-demo in the near future
for further informations read the
interview with yup/OFFENCE.
-did you know that EVS/200C sold call-
ingcards.....
-did you know that you can copy with
your amiga or pc SNES-GAMES(starwing
too but only with a copy-machine who
had the super fx chip)
-did you know that RSI stands for
RedSkins Inside(hehe ed.)
-did you know that EPIC is a cracker
group.....
-did you know that bulldog/SPIRIT
thinks about to change his name into
BULLSHIT and he will join the group
SPRITZIG.... (auge um auge zahn um..)
-did you know that the best girlfriend
is a virgin,(underdog know what i mean
)
-did you know that mr.mister move his
arse to the army(ohh what a pain for
the german army furzzzz)
-did you know that cola has nothing to
do with niko (someone in trance knows
what i mean)
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TRUE STORY
a not so young businessman was on the
flight from london to new yourk. at the
best of times, he was not a very good
traveller, and this journey was a bad
one. the wind was strong and the plane
went up and down for hours. after a time
the businessmen felt so ill that he had
to get up from his seat, and stagger
down to the toilet at the back of the
plane.
while he was being sick into the toilet
his false teeth fell out of his mounth
and into the metal bowl of the aircraft
toilet. for a moment he did not notice,
and he pressed the button of the toilet,
to flush it.
at it flushed he saw his false teeth.
the water carried them away, out of
sight behind the metal trap in the
toilet. the passenger was desperate to
get his teeth back. he plunged his arm
into the bowl and pushed his hand be-
hind the metal trap, tying to reach the
false teeth. he wasn't able to reach
them. the trouble started when he tried
to take his arm out of the toilet again.
the metal trap held his arm fast - the
design of the trap stopped the backward
movement of things into the bowl.
in despair, the passenger pressed the
button for the steward, and soon a ste-
ward and a stewardess were at the door.
they opened the door, and found a man
with his arm up to shoulder in the
toilet.
they tried their best to pull the man's
arm out the toilet, but they too were
unable to do so. so the plane went on
its way, and landed at jf kennedy air-
port in new york, with a passanger knee-
ling at the back of the aircraft with
his arm in a toilet. an hour or two
after the arrival of the plane, eng-
ineers were able to cut his arm out last
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after this short trip to the land of
news we are back with the did you know
did you know that sometimes ago there
were TWO ARROGANCE in the scene. TORSTEN
and THOMAS TORSTEN drops the scene 2
years ago.. and i think its a question
of time when THOMAS/ARROGANCE will drop
the scene.
did you know that some demogroups are
working on a anti-demo agains racial
hatred.
did you know that BULLFROG shit i mean
BULLDOG was a good friend of MORAC.
did you know that a:lfj:fdkj:fkj:jf:djkj
:fkjkf:skj:lsfk:D i have a little system
crash shitDajs.......m.f.
did you know that mci is a telphone
company in the states(??)
did you know that hmm shit i have
forgoten this did you know.
did you know that what time is it???
did you know that CADGERS are dead.
did you know that indian tonic water
helps you agains malaria.(chinin)
did you know that the enclosed disk-
ettes will be free from defects in
material and manufacturing workmanship.
to claim a remendy which is exlusively
limited to diskette replacement, contact
your place of purchase........
did you know that many magazine cant
write success,they write succes ---
with one s at the end.hope that all the
mageditors who write success wrong write
it now correct.
did you know that analsex is the finest
sexpositon,when you feel the shit in
her ashole and she began to cry more
more yeahh thats life...
did you know that evs/20CC speaks german
very well (ed. kaesebroetchen mit schi-
nken)
did you know that hunter never was in
legend.. coz in legend nobody know hunte
r, its a fake i think that hunter is an
invention of some guys who thinks thats
its funny to slag around.
did you know that our euro-hq ice-
cream castle is a nice board so make
the right choice.
did you know that doc holliday change
his handle in ramirez(yo)
here comes the magreview this thime
nitro from excess:
editorial:credits,the names of the
mageditors, all the guys who filled
a votesheet and so on blablabla
news: well, luka told us that chrysagon
was again in talent. fact is that
chrysagon was never before in talent
(enigma,xray...) but the rest were ok.
charts: like in all the other mags
megacharts: cool idea
interview 1: interviews with some guys
interview 2: keiner hier keiner da
interview : alle sind in kanada
foreign words: ragman,leech,vitamine x
take a trip to the world of alcoholics
(my home is my castle/bottle) cool idea
maybe we will make in the next issue of
ahead a trip to the world of codoms..
gamereviews: greetings go to gamers
guide.
gamereviews: yo men
magreviews the name says all, chapter
done by cat/excess.
about btx: sgt. pepper made a hardeware
review this time a btx decoder
who cares?
trip to bremen: cat told as a story
of his trip,together wit light, to
our megaswapper bizarre.
about scene:nice chapter the same like
last words in ahead
addys 1 : a little suprise
addys 2 : another suprise
addys 3 : bingo
memberstatus: here you found.....
(claudia schiffers tele
phone-number)
coders word: how to code a vectors(hehe)
mixed: some reactions, and some bbs-
numbers
last words: the editors say goodbye
c: ok the graphix of alien prophet was
great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every chapter has his own sound but
the guys excess must work more on
the qualtity of text!
i gave them 5,3 points of 10
did ya know that frank of lore of arts
became a telephon call from a typical
lamer called pigeon (ex x-rated.........
alpha flight 1970.) to join da loa tribe
as a good coder better than crossbow!..
did ya know that count zero/rsi can only
fuck mutants coz he self a mutant boy!
did ya know that i (jamiroquai) sit here
with ramirez at our little meeting at
my homy and that i'm da only one who
can drunk da hard alcohol drugs!! and
that ramirez sid beside me and read a
asm and here radio! all with no alc...!
did ya know that i'll f... my girlfriend
if she comes home!
did ya know that i had no moral to do
more did ya knows for this issue and
that we wanna call up da home of our
mighty bizzare!!!!!!
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