Ahead 3 Mixed Chapter
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yaaaaa..
bizarre here with sum mixed stuff !!!
first i show ya the list of best
vote-sheet-spreaders:
01.(--) falcon 9
02.(--) neil 5
(--) dr.kaos 5
(--) pussymaster 5
(03) jazzcat 5
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you are the top 5 spreaders and will
get a little present in the next few
weeks....next time again the top 5
spreaders get something...
here the rest of the sheet spreaders:
06.(12) heat 4
(04) starlight 4
08.(07) antifan 3
(--) new-design 3
10.(--) awa 2
(--) stan 2
(--) shockwave 2
(--) red rock 2
(--) mr.warp 2
(--) gobus 2
and there are 12 guys that spread 1
sheet! but ya have to spread at least
2 sheets to see yer name here,hehehe!
thanx 2 ya all...and keep it on..
in total i got 160 sheets for this
issue! 67 of 'em were spread by
non-trance guys...that is 41.875 %
i think that is a pretty good result..
i hope it will be more than 50 % next
time spread by non-trance guys...
yeah!
something else now....maybe ya have
heard that i (bizarre) got caught by
the post....well..actually it wasn't
the glue that made them suspicious..but
they noticed me sending out with
10 pf.stamps to foreign countries very
often..and so they kept these sends...
but nowadays i get sent back stamps i
used with 2 words written by a postal
sucker near the cheated stamp:
"manipulierte marke" that means
manipulated stamp...so they also
noticed that now...they haven't got
me or so..and they don't see it always,
but i don't trust them so much anymore..
.so please if ya haven't heard from
me for ages ,then probably the post
has kept either mine or your send...
especially when ya used to send to
2800 bremen 5 before the new postcodes..
forget that....in any case of long
waiting...recontact me please with
the following o n l y real adress:
plk 145872 e
28195 bremen
germany !
ok ? cool...
maybe i gotta change the addy someday...
but not yet.......
wir danken fuer ihre aufmerksamkeit...
and now the promised record-review...
well..i have seen lotsa of so called
recordreviews in other mags ,but
mostly they arem't worth one single
penny...coz they (mostly) ,just list
the songs,and give points or a
percentage....but ya don't learn
anything about the songs....that's why
i last time wrote something about
every song of "no limits" by
2 unlimited...
this time i will give ya my feelings
about the new album by culture-beat
who currently have a no.1 hit "mr.vain"!
the album is called "serenity"
and it features 12 tracks,+ a nice
little extra..more about that later...
maybe first sum info about culture beat:
culture beat are
1. torsten fenslau
2. peter zweier
3. nosie katzman
4. steven levis
furthermore the current vocalists:
1. (beautiful) tania evans
2. jay surpreme
in 1989 culture beat had their first
hit in germany called "der erdbeermund"
it was shit in my eyes..there also
exists an english version called
"cherry lips" ..then they never had
a hit again in germany until mr.vain
but "no deeper meening" was a hit
in other euro-countries....including
spain !
well..then now we have mr.vain ,number
one in germany for 5 weeks now,and
in july they released the album i'm
gonna review now.....
i don't know if there maybe exists
another album by them that they
maybe released 1990 or so...if that
exists..can anyone send it (a copy)
to me ???
well...
track 01 serenity 2'16''(2:16 mins.)
(prolog)
actually this isn't a real song....
it's just sum computer sounds including
a male voice speaking slowly to ya
"......you are now approving with the
hypnotic sounds of culture beat"
so i won't include that track in my
overall ratings....
3 seconds after ya could here the above
written sentence,it really starts
track 02 mr.vain 5'37''
you all should now this song...is it
based on snap's "rhythm is a dancer"
and it seems to have as much success
as the best selling single in 1992...
(rhythm i.a.dancer of coz..)
rating : 97 %
track 03 got to get it 5'21''
ya immediately notice that it isn't
as good as mr.vain.....but it's not
bad either....it's good to dance to
but i don't think it would do so well
as single-release...although it
has sum kicking parts...maybe that
can become a single-release someday..
rating : 79 %
track 04 world in your hands 5'33''
first impression: it's slowlier...
after 5 seconds she (tania evans)
starts singing...hmm...it's kind of
boring ..a slow beat....then jay
surpreme starts singing (or lets say
talking) ..a bit like captain hollywood
does in their latest "all i want"...
if ya like that ya will also like this
culture beat track....but it's too
slow and boring for me...
rating : 51 %
track 05 adelante 5'38''
adelante is spanish and means something
like "let's go "
the song starts funny...a computerized
voice says "adelante" then the
usual dance beat..
well.this song won't be a singlereleas
for sure...but i like it ....it's funny
and then the "guy" starts "talking"
spanish with a horrible accent..hehe
the chrous goes like that
"adelante!la puerta esta abierta"
it means "let's go ! the door is opened"
the beat is a bit like "te quiero "
by intrance feat. d-sign..but
it's not as good as "te quiero"
well...nothing really changes in that
track...
rating : 71 %
track 06 rocket to the moon 5'47''
that track is nothing special...just
the normal beat,and average vocal
parts.....nothing to report.....
rating : 59 %
track 07 anything 6'24''
first impression:cool! yeah..it
sounds good...the beat is a bit stolen
from "no limit" by 2 untld...but that
makes it so good of coz....1 minute
passed by and still no vocals...
there we go...they are a bit shit..
sorry...but it's true...the beat keeps
on being good...ah ..jay surpreme comes
with a rapping part ...pretty good
and fast....
in all a pretty good track as the
female vocals ( the bad ones) only
make about 30-40 seconds of the entir
6'24'' song...hehe!
rating: 77 %
track 08 key to your heart 4'9''
hmm..it begins very slow...shit...
argll...it should be a ballad or what?
oh dear...why do dancegroups always
put ballads on their albums...i
remember very good the 2 fakes on
"no limits" by 2 unlimited....but this
one here is even worse than the 2 untld
ones...bah!
rating : 18 %
track 09 the other side of me 4'52''
puuh..no ballad ..haha !
hm...again an average dance-song...
but a bit slowlier than the usual ones..
..but after about 90 seconds,it
suddenly becomes cooler,as a new
sequence started.....hmm...but in all
it is no real masterpiece...
rating: 66 %
track 10 the hurt 4'15''
again nothing special...just sum
talking by jay surpreme and singing
by tania evans..and a usual dance-beat..
..not bad ,but nothing to be really
excited....
rating : 70 %
track 11 mother earth 6'11''
a very slow begin....but it gets faster
after 1 minute..wow...a cool sequence
starts..a bit like "music is my life"
by chase.....cool!!then sum pretty
boring vocals start....anyway the song
is about destroying the environment and
the earth etc..but i just judge the
music not the lyrics...
well in all..it not that bad...but
again no really great one....
rating : 72 %
track 12 (last one )
serenity 7'51''
(epilog)
it's the longest one on the whole
album..and finally there is a track
that could become a hit....really the
whole album consisted of albumfillers...
(except mr.vain of coz ) ..
but this one is good....and could be
the 2nd single....cool beats and also
different basses and sequences..not
always the same as in most previous
tracks....
rating : 82 %
well...then the nice surprise...
after the last song,ya can first hear
the voice of tania evans and then
the one from jay surpreme,telling some-
thing about where they are "callimg"
from....a cool idea i think...
in all the album is pretty disappointing
only mr.vain really kicks....
so overall rating is only
69 %
i expected more....anyway...
that 's it for this time's albums
review..
let's see if i find something nice
again for next time!
by the way.....if you want an album
to be reviewed ,just send me a copy
of it including a tracklist,and
i'll review it for sure.....
remember that i hate rock/heavy..etc..
if ya want the culture beat album,
send a 75 or 90 min. tape to me ,and
i'll copy it for you..
if ya want the "no limits" album by
2 untld., send a 60 min.tape
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bizarre!
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