A-Head 02 About Girls
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stay tuned and read this story about men
and girls written by doc holliday & his
brother dr.senat ok lets start and enjoy
it:
boys versus girls
or
the neverending story
ever ask yourself what's happening on
the social scene that just might reach
out and bite you on the ass?
item: a boy i know meets a girl at a
disco, dance with her, necks with her
on the dance floor in front of others.
they join his friends outside and con-
tinue necking in the back seat of a car
while they're driven to the party.there
the two disappear into a room and come
out in about 30 minutes. all seems fine
until a day later, when the gilr goes
to the police and accuses the man of
rape there is no physical evidence of
rape but the boy is arrested,jailed,
tried,sentenced and imprisoned.it's his
word against hers.he loses.
item:a guy i know, a part-time lecturer
at the city college,takes one his former
students out to lunch at her request.she
is a bright but insecure girl who be-
lieves herselfto be physically unat-
tractove and says so. he says in re-
sponse, and i quote,"you are very at-
tractive girl. if i were in your age
group and single, i would probably ask
you for a date".she goes back to the
department chairmen, reports that the
man has sexually harassed her and in-
sist that his contract not be renewed
because he is a threat to girl students
the chairmen agrees and it's done.the
guy i know is dropped from the faculty,
no question asked!!
the war between the sexes has a uniquely
virulent form in todays culture.false
allegations of harassment and date rape
are springing up like condoms in spring-
time!
face the facts,man.you live in a high-
risk social environment.if a woman bring
false sexual charges against you no mat-
ter how flimsy her evidence or belated
her action, your protest on innocence
may not beleved. this the of the werwolf
hunt. and the last time i checked,you
looked a lot more a werwolf than she did
before you go out on a date, before you
become trusting in conversation with a
female acquaintance, you'd better ask
yourself some basic questions.what con-
stitutes sexual harassment in her terms?
is it harassment for you to look at with
interest? to talk with her casually? to
ask her for a date? to crack a sexual
joke? to ask for a kiss or a hug at the
end of the evening? does she generally
advertise that men are slime while women
are victims? better check her out"know
before you go,sucker" should be your
dating slogan write that down and paste
it over your computer terminal. know be-
fore you go!!!!!
for extra protection, i've devised a low
risk dating kit.you may want to take a
look at it. am i joking when i list
these suggestions? yes and no .
- hire a private attorney
granted,his retainer is a few thousands
of dollars a day and it is a little aw-
kward having him around all the time
especially on the date itself but re-
member dating is a high-risk these days
your attorney's job is to follow you 24
hour a day and advise you on your every
move/(you should choose a male lawyer,
of course because if your lawyer is a
female ... well you know people may
spread the story all over town)
-have your prospective date sign a
dating contract
this is imperative. you and your att
orney design it and print it with your
attorney present,have her read the form
answer any questions she may have and
then have sign it. among other, she ag-
rees on this form that she's responsible
for her own behavior, that she is mature
enough to handle a dating situation and
that she has a genuine interest in have
a date with you.no signature no date!!
-hires a television crew
you need a cameraman to shoot a video re
cord of your every move and probably an
audio man to check sound levels.better
have a guy to carry the battery packs,
too. and you need a special infrared tv
camera for night work, along with a
dircetional mika and extra video tape.
-arrage satellite surveillance
the cost of this one? could be in the
millions, but think of what it saves in
the long run. insist on something like
the kh-11 or one of its later versions.
used properly,this baby can spot a zit
on your nose from 350 miles in the space
and it cal follow you anywhere.you'll
need a sophisticated team to program it!
and and launch it a satellite-dish op-
erater and phote-analysis expert and
some good code breakers to scramble your
data so that her satellite transmission.
(you bet,space captain,she may have her
own satellite,too!)
-hire fingerprint and voiceprint analyz-
ers, as well as polygraph experts phy-
sical surveillance people and phone frea
ks who tap into anything and everything.
right it's getting crowed with all these
people following you around. can't be
helped,though. this is the nineties. you
might try former fbi personnel for most
of the surveillance jobs. and don't fo-
rget to take a lie-dectector test after
test after every date.have her take one
,too. seal the test results in a bank
vault. you may nedd them. also, ask her
to to sign a release form after the date
testifying to the fact that in her op-
inion, you behaved yourself. be sure
take your ink pad and towel along that
first evening,too. have to get her fing-
erpringts,you understand nothing per-
sonal just business. because a guy can't
be too careful these days, you know what
i mean?
yeahh i think you know what i mean!!!
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