The Link 15 90210

           BRENDA WALSH IQ010

         BY GIORGIO ARMANI/TSR

7:30 pm  SUMMER EPISODE PREVIEW
         beveley hills 90210 new series

summary: brenda is relieved when she
         discovers the plane crash that
         killed the whole gang was, in
         fact, a bad dream.

in the walsh's living room, dylan and
brenda are sitting on the couch...

BRENDA: ... and there are blood dripping
        from your face, and your
        sideburns were on fire and it
        was so real, it was just so real

DYLAN:  bren,bren, it's ok. i'm here now
        it was all a dream, just a real
        bad dream. when i was in AA i
        used to have bad dreams too...

BRENDA: but it was so real dylan, i
        thought you were dead, that you'
        d never hold me again. oh, hold
        me, and don't ever let me go.

DYLAN:  it's ok bren, everything is ok.
        just lie here with me on the
        couch and you'll be safe...

BRENDA: look at me, i'm soak in sweat!

DYLAN:  then take off your shirt bren,
        i'll keep you warm...oh, you've
        got such beautiful breasts...

BRENDA: oh dylan...

DYLAN:  they're just like ripe beach
        balls...

BRENDA: oh dylan...

DYLAN:  and i want to squeeze them so
        bad...

BRENDA: oh dylan! dylan, dylan wait!

DYLAN:  but bren, it's been too long,
        i'm going out of my mind. i
        thought you wanted this too!

BRENDA: i did - i mean i though i did.
        but now i'm not so sure.


DYLAN:  what do you mean? don't you love
        me?

BRENDA: of course i do, but sex, you
        know, it's so LAST SEASON! every
        man and his dog's been doing it
        since our horny bonk after the
        PROM. i want our love to be
        different, something more than
        just physical

DYLAN:  jesus bren, you'd drive a man to
        think. we can't break up over
        your sexual immaturity again.

BRENDA: but the advertisers dylan! the
        moral backlash! it's our fault
        that your 90210 doll doesn't
        have a penis. we've got to be
        strong. dylan? dylan? dylan wait
        dylan don't leave me!

DYLAN:  sorry bren.

BRENDA: what are you doing? that's my
        fathers's scotch! put it back
        dylan! what if our sexy new
        puerto rican maid maria who
        brandon finds strangely
        attractive. should walk in and
        see you?

DYLAN:  (GLUG, GLUG, GLUG)

        it doesn't matter anymore,
        nothing does - you can squeeze
        your own breasts from now on,
        babe. i'm going nightsurfing...

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      BEVELEY HILLS 90210 PREVIEW

 BOUGHT TO YOU BY THE SECOND RING (TSR)

     WRITTEN BY GIORGIO ARMANI/TSR

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