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from DECOY/ORBITAL

this is a story about THE FLASH,BATMAN
SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN.
one day the flash was bored so he went
to find batman. batman had to fix the
batmobile. he then went on to find
superman and asked if he wanted to play
superman said he was too busy and flew
off.
he then went to wonder womans house and
peeked through the bedroom window.
bed alone and in the NUDE.
THE FLASH thought to himself 'maybe I
could FUCK her real fast and no one
would know.'
THE FLASH zoomed in FUCKED wonder
woman and zoomed out again..
WONDER WOMAN said 'what the hell was
that'
THE INVISIBLE man replied, 'i dont know
but there was something going up my
arse!!!!

DECOY AGAIN!

Q. why is JOHNNY WALKER 'GAY'?

A. because he JACKS DANIELS !!


your a 'SICK UNIT'  DECOY !!!





 q. what do you call a VIRGIN in CHINA?

 a. TU YUNG TU.


 q. why do priests wear underpants in
    the shower?

 a. because they hate looking down on
    the UNEMPLOYED...


 written on dunny doors!

 SEX is like bridge. if you have a good
 HAND you don't need a PARTNER..

 virginity is like a balloon one PRICK
 and its gone..

 attention the CURE! the toffees in the
 urinals are NOT for you..


 q. what is unskilled labour?

 a. a PREGNANT PROSTITUTE.

 q. what advice did the doctor give to
    the exhausted prositute.

 a. go home and stay OUT of bed for a
    week..



 q. what is a LESBIAN?

 a. a mannish depressive with delusions
    of gender.

 q. why dont prostitutes vote?

 a. because they dont give a FUCK who
    gets in...



 q. if women are rated sexually on a
    scale of ten, what is an 11 ?

 a. a 10 who doesnt get HEADACHES...

 q. what is the difference between EGGS
    and a BEETROOT?

 a. you can beat eggs, but you cant beat
    a ROOT...


 q. how may KIWIS does it take to change
    a light bulb?

 a. 1 + 1 SHEEP...

 q. how do you get 4 BLONDS to sit on
    one chair?

 a. turn it UPSIDE DOWN....








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