The Link 01 Humour
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HUMOUR! JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN left/right SPACE to return to main menu you SEND them we will PRINT them BUT DONT BLAME US! from DECOY/ORBITAL this is a story about THE FLASH,BATMAN SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN. one day the flash was bored so he went to find batman. batman had to fix the batmobile. he then went on to find superman and asked if he wanted to play superman said he was too busy and flew off. he then went to wonder womans house and peeked through the bedroom window. bed alone and in the NUDE. THE FLASH thought to himself 'maybe I could FUCK her real fast and no one would know.' THE FLASH zoomed in FUCKED wonder woman and zoomed out again.. WONDER WOMAN said 'what the hell was that' THE INVISIBLE man replied, 'i dont know but there was something going up my arse!!!! DECOY AGAIN! Q. why is JOHNNY WALKER 'GAY'? A. because he JACKS DANIELS !! your a 'SICK UNIT' DECOY !!! q. what do you call a VIRGIN in CHINA? a. TU YUNG TU. q. why do priests wear underpants in the shower? a. because they hate looking down on the UNEMPLOYED... written on dunny doors! SEX is like bridge. if you have a good HAND you don't need a PARTNER.. virginity is like a balloon one PRICK and its gone.. attention the CURE! the toffees in the urinals are NOT for you.. q. what is unskilled labour? a. a PREGNANT PROSTITUTE. q. what advice did the doctor give to the exhausted prositute. a. go home and stay OUT of bed for a week.. q. what is a LESBIAN? a. a mannish depressive with delusions of gender. q. why dont prostitutes vote? a. because they dont give a FUCK who gets in... q. if women are rated sexually on a scale of ten, what is an 11 ? a. a 10 who doesnt get HEADACHES... q. what is the difference between EGGS and a BEETROOT? a. you can beat eggs, but you cant beat a ROOT... q. how may KIWIS does it take to change a light bulb? a. 1 + 1 SHEEP... q. how do you get 4 BLONDS to sit on one chair? a. turn it UPSIDE DOWN.... press SPACE for main menu