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hello homeboys! after a VERY long break 
we decided to release a new issue of the
PARANEWS! and here it is:               
                                        
     . .. ...PARANEWS #005... .. .      
                                        
instructions: toggle JOYSTICK left/right
              to INCrement/DECrement    
              the pages!                
              press FIRE to restart the 
              magazine...               
CREDITS for this ISSUE go to:           
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for all CODING   
                                        
EDWIN VAN SANTEN of 20CC for great MUZAK
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for all GRAFIX   
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for 1x1 CHARSET  
                                        
DR.DEATH of PARAMOUNT for all TEXT      
FIRST of all i will tell you the REASONS
why we stopped to do the PARANEWS!      
1. NOBODY of PARAMOUNT wanted to write  
   the texts!                           
2. we PLANED a REAL magazine but this   
   plan broke down because TOO many mags
   are already in circulation!          
3. doing a magazine (even THIS one) took
   a lot of time! and NOBODY of us has  
   stolen the time!                     
but now we decided to take this time... 
...because lots of people LIKE this kind
of entertainment! so we hope that you   
LIKE this magazine, too...              
                                        
well, let's start with some NEWS!       
                                        
ROGER of EX-WWE joined us! he also took 
a NEW handle: FLIMBO!                   
                                        
DR.DEATH needs a GOOD+CHEAP modem (1200)
if you know somebody tell it me, ok     
we KICKED some members OUT of our crew! 
they are:PHANTOM,WITCHER,MC and TC! that
we HAD to do because no one of them did 
anything! they ONLY filled the STATUS...
                                        
MANIAC is back in PARAMOUNT!after we had
descussed the PROBLEMS everything was ok
and AGAIN we are GOOD friends!          
                                        
again problems with the POST-OFFICE so  
DON'T write the GROUPNAME on da envelope
ALPHA FLIGHT + PARAMOUNT are from now in
COOPERATION! both hq are in the town    
gelsenkirchen so we TRY to do the work  
together!                               
                                        
so, that were the news! i hope i HAVEN'T
forgot something!                       
                                        
toggel NOW to next page to have a little
look at the actual PARAMOUNT status...  
and some other COOL things ...          
the ACTUAL paramount status:            
                                        
SCRATCHER  :      code,grafix,swap,crack
STING      :       crack,swap,code,modem
DR.DEATH   :            code,grafix,swap
MANIAC     :             code,swap,crack
JOE COOL   :                  swap,modem
PD         :                 grafix,swap
SPYZ       :                   code,swap
S.STEEL    :      swap,modem,conferences
FLIMBO     :                  swap,crack
NEW in the PARANEWS will be that we in  
PARAMOUNT want to introduce every month 
a member of us: today it's DR.DEATH...  
                                        
this interview was done by MANIAC!      
                                        
the SYMBOLS for the speakers are:       
                                        
DR.DEATH : d                            
MANIAC   : m                            
                ok, but NOW let's start!
m: hello, DR.DEATH! tell us something   
   about YOU, dude!                     
d: well, i'm 17 years old and go in the 
   10. class! AFTER the summer holidays 
   i have to work as an electrican!     
m: ok! when did you get your FIRST com- 
   puter                                
d: well, let me think! it was at christ-
   mas 1987 when my parents gave three  
   big packetges! in it there was a c64,
   a monitor and a disc drive...        
m: and HOW did you learn to code        
d: at first i tryed to code in BASIC!   
   after i could everything do in this  
   language i learned to code in ASSEMB-
   LER! well, that's NOT easy and so it 
   took some month, you know            
m: was PARAMOUNT your first group       
d: oh, NO! first i was in ALPHA DESIGNS,
   a unknown lamer group! then i meet   
   SCRATCHER 'n after this i was allowed
   to join PARAMOUNT as an swapper...   
   ...then i got better 'n better(i HOPE
   so) and now i FULL TIME CODER, but   
   ofcause i'm a swapper 'n a little bit
   grafican! SOON i will be also have an
   MODEM...                             
m: ok, what are your favourite coder and
   music composer                       
d: my favourite coder is BUDS of NATO 'n
   ONE of the greatest musicans are 20CC
   also i like very much musics from the
   MANIACS OF NOISE...                  
m: WHO are your BEST friends            
d: that's NOT easy to explain!ofcause my
   BEST friends are the PARAMOUNTER! but
   lots of my CONTACTS are great PALS!  
m: ok, boy, let's come to the END! have 
   you anything MORE to say             
d: yes, people ever speak about people  
   who are LAME! who did they so  they  
   only make them WELL KNOWN!           
m: thanx for the interview, pal!        
d: ok, dude! c.u.                       
now the ADRESSES (all in WEST-GERMANY): 
                                        
SCRATCHER...XXXXXXXXXX...XXXX XXXX.-XXXX
                                        
DR.DEATH...XXXXXXXXXX...XXXX XXXX.-XXXX 
                                        
PD...XXXXXXXXXX...XXXX XXXX.-XXXX       
                                        
STING...XXXXXXXXXX...XXXX XXXX.-XXXX    
                                        
MANIAC...XXXXXXXXXX...XXXX XXXX.-XXXX   
GREETINGS to our FRIENDS in:            
                                        
illusion...triad...ikari+talent...trc...
nato...hoaxers...oneway...shadows...s451
...horizon...manowar...wot...depredators
...f4cg...shape...opal...matrix...g*p...
sharks...dominators...fairlight...light.
..success...zone45...fusion...raw deal..
quality...cosmos...contex...drive...htl.
..legend...impulse...the force...array..
atg...falcon...lazer...united artists...
...bonzai...the golden triangle...action
...babygang...alpha flight...dcs...crazy
...beyond force...killers...fear...msi..
.paragon...dolphins...legend...transcom.
..role...bones...nec...transcom...black 
mail...lotus...and to all the OTHERS... 
                                        
    so, that's it! good bye, your       
                                        
      . .. ...PARAMOUNT HQ... .. .      
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