ArachnoPhobia 03 Know Who?

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         DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF
         DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF
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He, everybody this is the second-edition
of Do you know yourself. The last Do you
know yourself was big succes. I saw that
in your reactions. I hope that this
chapter will be even better....


enjoy yourself...






         ARE YOU A SEX MANIAC???
         ARE YOU A SEX MANIAC???
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                FIND OUT
                FIND OUT









                  1
                  1
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You are talking with a nice, good
looking girl. It's your first date. You
have to fart and it's a big one and...
ooopppsss there it goes!
what do you do?


A. You say: sorry. With a enormous red
   head!!!

B. You ran as far as you can. And think:
   This wasn't the most girl beautiful
   girl of the world.

C. You take a look to your neighbour and
   say: Did you learn any manners++




                  2
                  2
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You have a meeting with a beautiful girl
in a disco. You know, Pamela type.
What will you do with her???

A. You say: Thank you for the fantastic
   evening and go home with your
   friends.

B. You give her an invitation for an
   evening at your place. You give her
   alcohol and bring her to your bed.

C. You have given her the most pleasant
   time of her live. Love was never
   better than this.


                  3
                  3
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You are standing in a video-store. What
movie do you choose?



A. A sex-movie.


B. A nice documentary, about elephants.


C. Pamela's Anderson newest movie:
   Cooking with Pamela.




                  4
                  4
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You are walking in a cloth-store and you
see a nice girl there with a little
skirt. What do you think?


A. Look out, maybe you will get ill.


B. I want to have a look in her change
   room.


C. Nice skirt, new?




                  5
                  5
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What do you hide under your mattress?



A. Many, many and many condoms.


B. A collection of stamps.


C. The new Playboy edition.




                  6
                  6
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You are in an aircraft and suddenly your
plane crashes. You "land" on the mount-
Everest. Everybody is dead except you
and the beautifull stewardess. What will
you do with her?



A. You let her die and you eat corpse.
   Something like as in the ALIVE-movie!


B. You bring her to the highest point of
   her body on the highest mountain.


C. You make a docomentary of 3 hour abou
   her live.






THE POINTS:
THE POINTS:
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       A           B         C
       A           B         C



1:     1           2         3
1:     1           2         3



2:     1           2         3
2:     1           2         3


3:     3           1         2
3:     3           1         2


4:     2           3         1
4:     2           3         1


5:     3           1         2
5:     3           1         2


6:     1           3         2
6:     1           3         2








6 TO 11 POINTS
6 TO 11 POINTS
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Sex is nothing in your opinion. Sex, you
never think about it. You must consider:
Do I want to live one hour longer or not




12 TO 14 POINTS
12 TO 14 POINTS
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Sex is nice but a nice movie is better.
I like girls but only if they want me..
I think that you are crazy and must go
to a hospital.




15 TO 18 POINTS
15 TO 18 POINTS
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You are a sex-maniac. You belong to this
chapter. You must go to a sex-doctor.
He will look if this is normal, I think
it is. You must load this chapter again
and again and again.





I HOPE THAT YOUR SEX LEVEL IS HIGH
I HOPE THAT YOUR SEX-LEVEL IS HIGH

ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR (GIRL)FRIEND  I
ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR (GIRL)FRIEND. I

HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN...







                            ROJ
                            ROJ
                               .....
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