Network 02 Network special

 *Network Special

 We have been on a sail through the
 seven seas and due to the boring
 period of non-fighting, we scoured our
 battle-ship titled 'Golden Hind' and
 found a book written by our grandpa
 'Sir Francis Drake', the adventurer,
 buccaneer,admiral and glorious-Hero of
 the british nation and the pirates -
 world....

 We'll now displace you right into the
 time of plundering ships, harbours and
 islands,-the time of kidnapping that
 Kings doughters in order to fuck them
 wild or to exchange them for an army
 of slaves or tons of caribic Gold !

 Now enough about our old days in total
 action with our 'Golden Hind', which
 helped us making those xenophobins,
 from Vera Cruz to Barbados !
 Sorry....
 And now a cut of grandpas secret book
 of his day, which is dated with:

 13. December 1577

 Today I sailed out with 3 ships and
 two little ships helping us carring
 food and rum, which were later left
 alone, as planned before.
 Also on bord was my friend Thomas
 Doughty, secretary of the minister of
 the King.                  -Crew: Glad
 10. January 1578 (morning)

 Yesterday I found out, that my
 socalled 'friend' is a multineer,
 because it was rainy the last days and
 we couldn't find a ship to plunder yet
 and Thomas used his chance to call the
 crew up for multineering.
 But my true officers noticed that and
 now he's wrapped to the main mast.
 We'll for sure judge him in the
 afternoon.                -Crew: Angry
 10. January 1578 (afternoon)

 After a quick judgement, Thomas lost
 his head.               -Crew: Shocked

 11. January 1578

 As a sign of newbeginning I ordered
 my buccaneers to paint over the old
 ships name 'Pelican' and they should
 title it 'Golden Hind'.
                        -Crew: Hopefull
 2. Febuary 1578

 The strom and the strong winds brought
 us to a town, known as 'Valparaiso'
 and noone thought about our ship to
 be a Pirates-ship. So we played with
 the spanish army and captured a giant
 war-ship, which was stored in the
 harbour and later we plundered the
 whole town.          -Crew: Unstopable


 15. Febuary 1578

 We anchored at a town called 'Callao'
 and because our foodstorage was quite
 empty, so we used the chance and
 plundered the city and my crew also
 spend some time with the wifes there.

                           -Crew: Happy
 20. Febuary 1578

 My friends raised sails again...
 1. March 1579

 It is 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
 I can see a ship called
 "Nuestra Senora da la Concepcion" and
 the spanish owners call that ship a
 firemaker, because of it's giant guns.
 I suppose the ship to have the whole
 result of one year on bord. That must
 be all gold, silver and valuable
 stones from the mines for spain..
 The crew starts to prepare the weapons
 for a glorious fight.
 We fired three loads of a gun and the
 ship thought it was a salute.
 So they closed sail and we came closer
 and closer to the ship.
 At the moment we are sailing under
 a spanish flag, but i ordered to
 change the flags when they aren't able
 to fire, without damaging their own
 ship. So we entered the ship and the
 spanish crew never made a sign to stop
 us. I wrote this while fighting and
 something i added later.

 It's now the fourth plundering the
 ship and through a window I can see
 the pirates carring the last chest.
 The officer knocks at my door and I'll
 close book for a moment.

 He gave me a list of plundered goods.
 It took us 4 days to store all goods
 and it was worth waiting so long,
 because the spanish ship was the
 biggest success we ever had.
 We plundered: 80 bars of gold
               26 tons of silver
               13 chests of silvercoins
               46 chests of pearls and
                  valuable stones.

                      -Crew: Adoring me

 6. March 1579

 The 'Golden Hint' is so overloaded,
 that she is lying deep under the water
 line. It's hard to navigate her,
 because of her weight and it was not
 possible to capture another ship.

 So we used to drink most of the rum,
 to make her weight decrease, but as a
 fact we all drunk too much and as I'm
 the only one, who not drink that much,
 I saw the look-out falling from the
 40 metres high mast direct on the deck
 where he is still lying in his blood.
 Not a nice view to see that, but the
 crew was drunk and so they only
 laughed about him.

 26. September 1580

 We sailed into the habour of the
 english town 'Plymouth', which we left
 three years ago.

 I have visited the Queen (Elisabeth)
 and she told me, that the spanish king
 demands my head. But she used to save
 my head by striking me to a knight.
 And knight won't be delivered to some-
 one, who wants him dead.


 -That were some glorious days from my
 grandpa Sir Knight Francis Drake.

 Flim:"Nobody striked me to a Knight...
       although I am a glorious Pirate,
       who has no fear for anybody....
 ...see you on a party and I'll show
 you my abilities as a real Pirate to-
 gether with PJ... !
 Ask about the Funmaker and Voodoo-Clan
 Cultism !"






                       -Flim Flam & PJD