Network 02 Contacts (n-z)

 *Contact-Tavern..    second Bar.

 Come over nasty Boy..  You wanna hear
 some more stories from other High-sea-
 Maniacs ?!? Here in this corner is
 another Bar filled with more hardy Men
 waiting for a partner to join their
 crew or a man to swap Bottles with.
 So swing your wood-leg on a Bar-chair
 and take a look at the scruffy guys
 talking about seamen's storys..
 Look.. these are some of the guys:

(Addresses removed)

 ..now I'll give you some adressses
 from some buccaneers who are crewless
 or who sail under a covered Flag,so
 they didn't write their current group
 on the votesheet,or something like
 that..

 So let's take a look at these guys..

(Addresses removed)

 Last Hour !!

 Drink your last Rum and ready yourself
 to exit the Tavern , coz the door will
 be closed soon..
 By the way.. we always like to buy
 plundered Rum at low prices,so don't
 be silly.. talk to the Barkeeper and
 empty your hold. Now I'll give you
 the winner of our throw-the-Bottle-
 into-the-Sea-Competition:    It is..
 ..the one and only Captain James T.
 Kirk,who came here by mistake..
 he will get 2 Tons of pure old Pirate-
 time Rum for him and the Crew,of the
 Enterprise.. maybe he will wreck his
 ship on the Moon,after he had a deep
 look into the Rum-glass.. By,the way:
 He told us,that the Earth is a Ball..
 Ha,Ha ! Funny thing,isn't it ? Well,
 Nevermind. The next time we will give
 you another amazing show for your
 entertainment.. that will be when we
 captured the Governors' Ship..
 We will show you the one and only
 Governor of Tortuga.. Naked !!
 I promise you,it will be very funny,
 when we force him to do a coooool
 Striptease..  HAR,HAR !  ...also watch
 the Governors'-Wife-raping-competition
 happening right here in the 'Tavern of
 seagods'..  straight after the Strip-
 tease..  Long Live the Piracy !!!
                                  -Brix