Network 01 Network special

 *Network special!

 First of all let me introduce you to
 this, perhaps genius, chapter which
 will be written by Flim Flam and me
 (PJ D.). We made this chapter,coz only
 a short amount of mags features some-
 thing real exiting and that caused us
 to invent something new....
 Mainly this chapter will be used to
 show up latest jokes, depressions and
 discussions! But you can also find
 a quix, questions or whatsoever Flim
 Flam's mouth will spit out....

 Perhaps we'll report you about the
 "pizza-taxi-test-service" in Bielefeld
 but that's not so amazing!
 What about the latest Clearasil Ultra
 pimple-squeezer or the bubble-gum
 de-waterer from AEG... (AEG, not ment
 is that for sleep ruling junior....)?
 It might be, that you'll get an
 explaination, how to build a bomp or
 how to easy it is to photocopy all
 that DM-Paper-money (No metal money!)

 I guess Flim Flam is going to tell you
 the history of fucking, or how slicy
 his girlfriends pussy is......

 But now be afraid of what the devil
 riding Flim Flam is bringing to you
 on that page, which is called the next
 page! And you can get it by swinging
 your fundick to the right.........-PJD
 *Now I (Flim) will introduce you to my
 special event, named
       *My first steps in Voodoo*,
   under the label *Network Special*!

 We'll lead you to the world of dark
 magic and mystic!
 In further issues we, undertaker PJD
 and me (Priest Flim) will teach you in
 manufacturing all that crap under the
 Voodoo label....
                            -Pardey on!
 Furthermore I'll show up that medical
 magic of Voodoo and the dark side of
 it's using....
 For example: How to produce your own
              Zombie and cure from
              wounds in Dominican Rep..

 Have you noticed, that also Pirates
 used the power of Voodoo!
 (Ed. Comic Pirates, masters of Voodoo)
 If you don't believe, than send some-
 thing personal,what you usual carry
 and a photo of yourself and wait for
 it's happening....

 I'm 100 percent sure, you'll wonder
 about your mistake not caring about
 the real Voodoo magic....


                 signed your Flim Flam!

          But swing joy on....

 Now it's me (PJ) and Flim explaining
 you the equipment for Voodoo....

 You need an handformed waxfigure which
 should show the person, you'll want
 to hurt....
 You further need an orginal chain,made
 of pearls and cultism signs....
 Search in a museum for and old magic
 book and write down all those
 marvelous words first spoken by old
 priests.....
 If you have all those things, you have
 to organize something very personal
 from the person, you want to hurt.
 Please notice that the thing must be
 very personal, perhaps a chain or a
 ring or whatsoever the guy wears...
 If the guy wears a condom all the day,
 coz he loves all that slimy feeling,
 then steal it and put it into your
 waxfigure (The waxfigure should have a
 little crack in the bodypart called
 the belly....).
 Furthermore you have to notice, that
 your waxfigure should not be made of
 normal candlewax!     ***
 We don't give any proves on that
 Voodoo ritual, if it don't works with
 candlewax... (Our figure was made of
 wood and it works perfectly..!)

 Than insert that personal thing in
 the crack and conjure the figure by
 speaking those old words out of that
 old magic book....
 During that procedure, you have to
 drill some confirmed nails through
 decent parts of your figure....
 All this in the dark ofcause, coz only
 the light of a burning candle can help
 you to make sure that the process goes
 the right way....

 Read on more of that in the next issue
 under that mystic label:
       "My first steps in Voodoo"!

 But now a little quiz to see, if all
 of you fellows read till this page!

 Send us a little description of what
 you thing Flim Flam is looking about!
 EG. Paint a little picture of Flim's
 body of the mx size of 10*10 cm...

 Also a some datas are welcomed...
 EG: Size, haircolor, Eyes, weight,
     lenghts of dick, shoesize, music,
     clothes and what ever you think!
 Jokies and detailed version will be
 printed in issue 2 (We hope..)
 People which should not take part at
 this contest are: All Comic Pirates,
 GHG/Sunrise, Death/???, Bogy, Mike or
 those fellaz in the crew called
 Trinomic....

 The rest of descriptions are qualified
 and we hope for sending well...


 The winner can write his own words to
 this chapter and perhaps will be
 interviewed....

 So write that on our Votesheet and
 wait for answer.... Price is included!

 Perhaps we'll scan the drawed picture
 and fix a fast demo with it, which
 will be on the Mag disc aswell....

 Send to your swapping contacts in CP,
     or to the local CP-Dope adress!


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     Dial for questions: XXXXXXXXXX
          and ask for XXXXXXX!
 If the answermachine talks to you,just
     leave message and your number!

 Not allowed are those BOTTLE-MAILED
 sending.....

 You can also Fax the explaination
 of Flim to: XXXXXXXXXXX!
             Fax number,no telephone!


 So we'll sign off now and hope to
 see you in next issue...

                           -FFD and PJD
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