Network 01 Interview

 *Interview....

 or was it torture?
 We (Brix, Flim Flam and PJD) were on a
 little meeting with three SUNRISErs.
 After drinking some beers in a local
 disco, we all became quite joky.
 After some more beers, they were ready
 to be interviewed by our torturemaster
 Flim Flam. At 2350 cet (23.07'92) we
 went to PJ's car and recorded all that
 crap with a ghetto-blaster....
 As a result of planless asking and
 talking this interview got extremely
 chaotic , but who cares..?
 During the interview we'll shorten the
 names like this:
 Interviewer [?]: Flim Flam,Brix & PJD
 SUNRISEr    [!]: JTF          (JTF)
                  The Cult     (Cult)
                  Nyralathotep (NYR)

 At first we did this to the poor guys:

 We wanted them to describe each other!

 [?]PJD: Yo,Nyrala,describe JTF please

 [!]NYR: Underworlder,Joint-Smoker,Fool
         Drunkard,a bit agressive,
         inactive,"Schnacker",ugly
         Thrunks (JTF: "Let my Thrunks
         out of it !!"),ugly shoes,
         strange MISFITS-hairstyle.
         Yes and that's it..

 [?]Flim: ..Man ! And now Cult about
          Nyrala !

 [!]Cult: Yes.. "Schnacker",little bit
          large, (NYR: JTF's Misfits-
          Fan) , ateist , antisocial..
 [!]NYR:  Oh,oh,oh !! Sunrise is
          antisocial !!
 [!]PJD:  Yes,I know .,
 [!]Cult: Dark-blond hair,ears looking
          sticked to the head and a
          black tooth.
 [?]Flim: JTF,tell us about 'The Cult'.

 [!]JTF : Apart of he is doing good
          graphics.. (NYR is laughing!)
          ..small and voluminous, ha,
          ha. he is properly quite
          funny, can't say much about
          him.
 [!]NYR:  But mention his lard-lock!
 [!]JTF:  Yes, the lard-lock is still
          long....
 [!]Cult: And it will get longer...
 [!]NYR:  No, I'll cut it tonight....
 [!]Cult: Please, not my lard-lock....
 [!]JTF:  ..fits marvelous, coz anti-
          social.. that should be the
          discription in the end, i
          would say.

 [?]Flim: How did you get to SUNRISE
          and how did SUNRISE start ?

 [!]JTF : Well,i opened up SUNRISE
          together with Bogy,Trigger...
 [!]JTF:..the Nigger,Garkeinplan and
          SES.. and the masters of the
          Universe.. ( The Cult and
          Nyralatrallala )
 [!]NYR:  ..and I was in SCREAM before,
          together with JTF.Then we
          went SUNRISE.
 [!]Cult: First I was GRAFIX..
 [!]JTF : Exact.. but first you were in
          TRISTAR and in ORIGO..
 [!]CULT: ..and in Abyss and in
          TRACING-CONCEPTS.

 [?]Flim: Tell us about your equipment.

 [!]JTF:  So, the C64 belongs to me,
          1571 lend, cartridge Action V
          is mine, 128 is mine, Amiga
          is mine, Joysticks : one is
          mine and the other belongs to
          my brother....
 [!]NYR:  My third C64, my fourth drive
          (1541 II), competition pro
          joystick no. 5,nordic power..
 [!]NYR:..without case, a damaged C64,
          Monitor (Green monitor, very
          important!), a printer and
          that's it.
 [!]Cult: Final C. III, two 1541 one...
 [!]NYR:  Damaged, damaged...!
 [!]Cult: No, repaired! A C64 II...
 [!]NYR:  Damaged..!
 [!]Cult: F.C.III was mentioned before,
          Amiga ((L)amiga)
 [!]NYR:  And two Atari joysticks...
 [!]Cult: Monitor and two cute Atari...
 [!]Cult: ...joysticks.....
 [!]NYR:  And he has an Amiga.
 [!]Cult: I said that....
 [!]NYR:  I have an Amiga too..!

 Brix reminded Flim to ask for tools.

 [?]Flim: What tools do you use?

 [!]JTF:  Input Assembler..it's stone-
          old, from 1985, I think..,
          cartridge-monitor for sure,..
 [!]JTF:  ..Fastcruel, Sledge-Hammer...
 [!]NYR:  JJJAAAA.....
 [!]JTF:  ..and the usual stuff, amica-
          paint and that shit, but
          Input-Assembler is important.
          It's real good, because it's
          the only one I can use...
          Input-Ass.. It's the only I
          can handle...
 [!]NYR:  HE CAN'T use another, more is
          too much for his brain...

 [?]Flim: You are coding on it? EH?
 [!]JTF:  Yes, exact!
 [!]PJD:  He's living on a plantation
          what do you expect...?

 [?]Flim: Your favourite tools?

 [!]NYR:  No stupid assembler for
          antisocials, M/C Converter by
          TFO, fastcruel by Witty,
          Amica-paint, G/S Converter.
          That's it..And superfile-kit.
 [!]Cult: Amica-paint, 711 Intro-Maker,

 Nyrala was laughing....

 [?]Cult: What is that cool demomaker
          called.....?

 Nyrala babbling something dull....

 [!]Cult: Doesn't matter.

 [?]PJD:  LOA-logo shower, eh?
 [!]Cult: Sure, sure and Blaze, Blaze-
          logoshower too,...

 [?]Flim: Sure? Ironical,or what ?
          Or should we write it as a
          Joke?

 The whole crew talking stupid crap...
   (We can't analyse the language...)

 [!]NYR:  And my logoshower....
              (Ed. Proud!)
 [!]Flim: We'll do that. Joke, Gag...!
 [!]NYR:  He (Cult) is using MY Logo-
          shower...
 [!]Cult: Yes,exclusively coded for ME!
 [!]Flim: So Cult is using NYRs logo-
          shower! So we only wants to
          know, what the JTF, or
          whatsoever he is called...
 [!]From behind: 'JTF', Jim the Fool..

 [?]Flim: ..what music he likes.?

 [?]JTF:  Private or what?

 [!]Flim: Private, very private!
 [!]JTF:  Usally everything, starting
          at Roxette -What'S POP..
          till Analcount ,which is
          ugliest Death-Metal, at the
          moment much NEW AGE TEKKNO
          and Utah-Saints...
 .... JTF is turning a cigarette from
  PJD's tobacco....

 [!]JTF:  ..That's too much tobacco !
          And really everything, you
          can really write everything!

 [?]Flim: And you?

 [!]NYR:  Fields of the Nephilim, the
          real old Sisters of Mercy,
          Love like blood and girls
          under glass.
 [!]Flim: You're listening to Gothic?
 [!]NYR:  Yes.

 [?]Flim: And The Cult,what is The Cult
          listening to?

 [!]NYR:  BEEAAAATTTLLEEEEESSSS !!
 [!]Cult: On my turn-table lies a
          Beatle LP, but it's my
          sisters.
 [!]NYR:  Yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,..
 [!]Cult: Fun Punk, Hosen, Emils, etc.

 [?]Flim: ..and Beatles.

 [!]Cult: ..and Beatles.

 [?]Flim: And the leader, what do you
          think about the nowadays
          scene?

 [!]NYR:  He's not the leader, he's
          organizer...
 [!]JTF:  I'm Leader! Dictator!
          ..In the scene,there are many
          guys,who came up in the last
 [!]JTF:  .two years,and think they are
          the big heroes.And masses of
          people who confound the scene
          with their private life..
          That means, they think they
          must do big things in the
          scene,although they are don't
          know anything in privatelife!

 [?]Flim: What do you mean with private
          life?

 [!]JTF:  That means, they don't have
          friends and no plan and think
          they must become big in the
          scene,instead.
          For example: Count Zero!
          They take all that computer-
          shit too serious.

 [?]Flim: And what do you think?

 [!]NYR:  So, because he's our Dictator
          I'll agree with him...
 [!]NYR:  ..and friendship rules!

 [?]Flim: Nothing from The Cult? What
          about your slogan?

 [!]JTF:  OUR SLOGAN: SUNRISE, the last
          antisocials. We have only
          antisocials in our group!
          ONLY Antisocials!
 [!]NYR:  Antisocials only....
 [!]JTF:  Not recognized by the
          comunity. Only antisocials!
 [!]Flim: Ok, that's I wanted to hear.

 ..at this moment all of the three
 SUNRISErs started to sing a totally
 unharmonic song in german language.
 If we tralslate it it should be
 something like "SUNRISERs,antisocial
 SUNRISErs.. ..we sleep under bridges..

 ..etc. You can imagine,that the Sun
 must have known of this song before,
 because the Sun has set hours ago.. !
 Flim tries to ask a question,but the
 SUNRISErs give him no chance. But
 finally..

 [?]Flim: What do you think of.. let me
          think.. Trinomic ?

 [!]JTF:  Lame.
 [!]NYR:  Lame !
 [!]Cult: Don't know..

 [?]Flim: Girls..

 [!]JTF:  I know 'em.
 [!]NYR:  No Sex until marriage.
 [!Cult:  Good !

 [?]PJD:  Demos..

 [!]JTF:  Eh,yes..
 [!]NYR:  Lame.
 [!]Cult: ..ours are good,or so.

 [?]Flim: No sex before marriage?

 [!]JTF:  LAME !
 [!]NYR:  Very good.
 [!]Cult: Cool.

 [?]PJD:  Foreigners.

 [!]JTF:  Kick them.
 [!]NYR:  Tolerance rules.
 [!]Cult: Have a right...

 [?]PJD:  Voodoo ?

 [!]NYR:  Voodoo?
 [!]JTF:  RULES !

 PJD shouting like a madman : "Mikesch"

 [!]Cult: Cool.. CULT !

 [?]Flim: Ocultism..

 [!]JTF:  RULES !
 [!]NYR:  Very good.
 [!]Cult: No experience...

 [?]Flim: COMIC PIRATES !!!

 [!]JTF:  Friends.
 [!]NYR:  Lamer.
           (Ed. OH, thanks !)
 [!]Cult: No comment.

 [?]Flim: Network ?!

 [!]JTF:  Cool outfit.
 [!]NYR:  Shitty group.
 [!]PJD:  "Bloede Gruppe? Gibt'n paar
           an' Nacken !!"

 [?]PJD:  Our Votesheet..

 [!]JTF:  Don't know it.
 [!]PJD:  YOU FILLED IT,LAMER !
 [!]NYR:  He was drunk again.. like
          everytime.

 [?]Flim: Brutal Pardey ?

 [!]JTF:  Fun,although..
 [!]NYR:  Shitty organisation.
 [!]Cult: Lame,although...

 [?]Flim: Do you like to drink ?? What
          do you prefer?

 [!]JTF:  But,hellooooo !!
 [!]Cult: Vitamalz.
 [!]JTF:  Where cheap.

 [?]Flim: What about drugs ?
 [!]from Behind: Baaaad shit !!
 [!]JTF:  Forbid them ! Forbid 100%.
 [!]NYR:  I have my Computer.
 [!]Cult: No power for Drugs!

 [?]Flim: What do you think about
          Interviews ?

 [!]JTF:  Never give them.
 [!]NYR:  Paperinterviews are lame,this
          one is cool.. I like it !
 [!]Cult: Voice is good.

 .. JTF is pissing into a bush, while
 Flim is trying to record the noise..

 [?]Flim: Problems with Cops ?

 [!]NYR:  No.
 [!]Cult: Never had.
 [!]JTF:  I'm studying Juristics , I
          make problems !

 ..Flim advises some lamers to be quiet
 'You can dance as much as yo want,but
 here..interview..be silent!"
 ..while Brix tells Flim to ask for
 the favourite guys,etc.

 [?]Flim: Your favourite Guys/Groups?
 [!]NYR:  Crossbow - because he can
          handle $d011,Electric,Matt
          Gray,Triad-all in all.
 [!]Cult: Ouvehand,Electic,Hein Holt,
          Horizon-perhaps.
 [!]JTF:  Dokk,Hein Holt,The Cult,Matt
          Gray,Rob Hubbard,Kaktus,
          Mahoney,Censor and Aztec-
          for the mental-attitude.

 ..Nyrala tries to run away,JTF tells
 him,he's kicked,and he comes back..

 [?]PJD:  How did you invent the name
          Sunrise ?
 [!]JTF:  Well,it was a giant drinking-
          contest,between Bogie,Ectasy,
 [!]JTF:  ..Trigger,Jatagan (?) and me.
 [!]PJD:  ..and then the Sun rised,
          or what ?
 [!]JTF:  Yes.

 ...A police car passed our way and we
 thought about that....

 [?]PJD:  How may a cop look inside?

 [!]NYR:  Green!
 [!]Cult: Brown!
 [?]PJD:  Brown? Like shit, eh?

 [!]Cult: Exact...
 [!]JTF:  Yes.
 [!]Flim: I'll say red!
 [!]PJD:  You are not to say!!
 [!]Flim: Shit!

 [?]Flim: Ok. Political attitude?

 [!]NYR:  Be tolerant.
 [!]Cult: Communism rules!
 [!]JTF:  Anit Conservative Rassist!
 [!]NYR:  Little Nazi, you are!

 ...JTF explaines the deeper meaning of
 his phrase...

 [!]JTF:  I hate the actual politic!

 ...Brix is talking something....

 [!]Flim: Brix,you are not interviewed!

 [?]Flim: How long is your dick?

 [!]NYR:  Never tested...
 [!]Cult: Don't know...
 [!]Flim: Let's see. Open it!!!
 [!]Cult: Ok. About 15!
 [!]Flim: Perhaps shorter than theese
          smoked cigarettes...
 [!]Cult: I don't tell my secret!
 [!]JTF:  Not under 15...

 ..JTF got the recorder and gave a
 complete comment on the scene...

 [?]Brix: Favorite joke?

 [!]JTF:  Yoyage!
 [!]NYR:  Sunrise is good organised!

 [?]PJD:  If you would have the power
          of HE-Man, what would you
          change?
 [!]NYR:  I would insert communism!
 [!]JTF:  I wanna be dictator!
 [!]Cult: Ahhh. Install socialism!

 [!]Flim: Now we are at the end of
          this interview!

          ...The crew posing...

 [!]All:  Ahhh, sniff, mama....

 [?]Flim: Last words...?

 [!]NYR:  Cthulhu fhtagnr'lyeeh! (Ed.?)
 [!]JTF:  I'm drunk!
 [!]Cult: Comic Pirates rules, slime!
           (Ed. Whow, thanx!)
 [!]PJD:  Ok, thanx for interview, let
          us go inside again!

 So it was more a documentation, than
 an interview, but we all were drunk
 and what will you expect of an half an
 hour record while drinking like anti-
 socials. But it was great fun!
                           -Brix & PJD!