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Editorial
EDITORIAL
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welcome to the third edition of your
favourite DISCFILLER condom ! this
time we are damned proud to present a
POWERFUL issue!
those warriors were so brave to edit
this magazine...
SPERMBIRD of TRISTAR,who did a lot
BAD CAT of DUEL,who did a few
ROUGH of HITMEN,who did nearly nothing
(ahem,snif!)
if you know anything of interest for
us or if you even want to join this
group of guys hunting for news and
report all the time then go on....
simply grab a pen and write to...
(maybe with TAPE!)
condom staff
c/o bad cat/duel (no name!)
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remember this address is NOT for any-
kind of swapping! if you want to get
always the condom contact spermbird!
watch out for the next edition...
which gonna be released in february!
there we'll present the best songs and
record of 1990! watch out!
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thanks go to...
SPERMI,BADDIE,ROUGHI,zwerg(a member of
hausalarm),his brother,VRONI,sabine,
mtv(not moskva tv,music television),
all the mags we read esp.metal hammer!
all the people who wrote us,CREEP,syco
ajz ebersberg and all the other huts
in and around town.....
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please vote in this magazine only for
top 5 in single records and lp's!
no video votes or even movies!!!!!
and also no stupid cracker charts....
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ciao and enjoy this edition!
signing off.rough/hitmen & bad cat
/duel
Tourdates
TOUR DATES ---------- AC/DC 26.03. (d)stuttgard,schleyerhalle 27.03. (d)mannheim,maimarkthalle 30.03. (d)frankfurt,festhalle 31.03. (d)nuernberg,frankenhalle 01.03. (d)hannover,eilenriedhalle 05.04. (d)koeln,sporthalle 07.04. (d)dortmund,westfalenhalle 09.04. (d)muenchen,olympiahalle 12.04. (d)oldenburg,weser-ems-halle 13.04. (d)kiel,ostseehalle CINDERELLA+SLAUGHTER 22.01. (d)offenbach,stadthalle 23.01. (d)hannover,music hall 24.01. (d)hamburg,docks 27.01. (d)berlin,metropol 28.01. (d)osnabrueck,halle gartlage 29.01. (d)bonn,biskuithalle 31.01. (d)ludwigshaveb,eberthalle 01.02. (d)neumarkt,jurahalle 03.02. (d)ludwigsburg,forum 04.02. (d)muenchen,deutsches museum HOLY MOSES+artillery+howlin'mad 25.01. (d)berlin,extasy 26.01. (d)zapfendorf,topact 27.01. (d)augsburg,rockfabrik 28.01. (d)zwickau,kulturhaus 29.01. (d)hereford,heavens rock 30.01. (d)uebachpalenberg,rockfabrik 31.01. (d)iserlohn,karmelion 01.02. (a)trier,elexier 02.02. (a)bruchsal 03.02. (a)insbruck 05.02. (d)klagenfurt 06.02. (a)wien,rockhaus 07.02. (a)graz,hdj 08.02. (a)braegraten,kristallkeller 09.02. (a)linz,schlachthof judus priest+guest 08.02. (d)essen,grugahalle 09.02. (d)hamburg,sporthalle 11.02. (d)berlin,eissporthalle 12.02. (d)hannover,eilenriedhalle 14.02. (d)saarbruecken,saarlandhalle 15.02. (d)ravensburg,oberschwabenhalle 16.02. (d)wuerzburg,karl-diem-halle 18.02. (d)offenbach,stadthalle 19.02. (d)muenchen,olympiahalle 04.03. (d)stuttgard,schleyerhalle 05.03. (d)ludwigshaven,eberthalle DEEP PURPLE 13.02. (d)frankfurt,festhalle 14.02. (d)ludwigshaven,eberthalle 15.02. (d)muenchen,olympiahalle 17.02. (d)hamburg,sporthalle 18.02. (d)berlin,eissporthalle 20.02. (d)essen,gurgahalle 22.02. (d)freiburg,stadthalle 23.02. (d)wuezburg,carl-diem-halle tsol 24.01. (d)berlin,extasy 25.01. (d)duesseldorf,hdj 26.01. (d)nuernberg,komm 27.01. (d)frankfurt,batschkapp 28.01. (d)muenchen,theaterfabrik weird kong 12.01. (d)braunschweig,fbz 13.01. (d)bochum,langendreer 14.01. (d)koeln,rose club 15.01. (d)stuttgart,maxim gorki 16.01. (d)heidelberg,schwimmbad 17.01. (d)fulda,kreuz 18.01. (d)gammelsdorf,zirkus 23.01. (a)zuerich,rote fabrik 24.01. (ch)bern,isc 25.01. (a)basel,kulturwerkstatt 26.01. (ch)fribourg,frison 27.01. (d)frankfurt,negativ 08.02. (d)freiburg,jazzhaus 09.02. (d)eger,forum 10.02. (d)berlin,loft SODOM 19.01. (d)osnabrueck 20.01. (d)bremen 21.01. (d)hamburg 22.01. (d)berlin 24.01. (d)nuernberg 25.01. (d)frankfurt 26.01. (d)karlruhe 27.01. (d)muenchen 28.01. (a)wien 30.01. (ch)winterthur 31.01. (d)stuttgard 01.02. (d)kaufbeuren 03.02. (d)kassel 04.02. (d)lichtenfels 05.02. (d)hannover 06.02. (d)oberhausen A-HA 01.03. (d)hamburg 02.03. (d)frankfurt 03.03. (d)stuttgard 04.03. (d)muenchen 06.03. (d)hannover 07.03. (d)berlin 08.03. (d)essen 09.03. (d)ludwigshaven BAP 10.01. (d)swerin 11.01. (d)brandenburg 12.01. (d)magdeburg 14.01. (d)erfurt 15.01. (d)gera 17.01. (d)lueneburg 19.01. (d)hamburg 20.01. (d)kiel 22.01. (d)bremen 23.01. (d)hannover 24.01. (d)bielefeld 25.01. (d)muenster 27.01. (d)kassel 28.01. (d)bochum 29.01. (d)duesseldorf 30.01. (d)oberhausen 31.01. (d)bonn 03.02. (d)nuernberg 04.02. (d)senden 05.02. (d)stuttgard 06.02. (d)saarbruecken 13.02. (d)degendorf 14.02. (d)muenchen CINDERELLA 22.01. (d)offenbach 24.01. (d)hannover 27.01. (d)berlin 28.01. (d)osnabrueck 29.01. (d)bonn 31.01. (d)ludwigshaven 01.02. (d)neumarkt 03.02. (d)ludwigsburg 04.02. (d)muenchen ERSTE ALLGEMEINE VERUNSICHERUNG 06.03. (d)hof 07.03. (d)duesseldorf 08.03. (d)kaiserslautern 09.03. (d)ruesselsheim 10.03. (d)aschaffenburg 11.03. (d)bensheim 12.03. (d)goeppingen 13.03. (d)boeblingen 14.03. (d)nuernberg : matthias reim+band 26.01. (d)pahlen 27.01. (d)neumuenster 28.01. (d)hamburg 29.01. (d)bremen 30.01. (d)hannover 01.02. (d)berlin 03.02. (d)muenster 04.02. (d)minden 05.02. (d)kassel 06.02. (d)bensheim 08.02. (d)stuttgard 09.02. (d)aschaffenburg 10.02. (d)wuerzburg 12.02. (d)lichtenfels 13.02. (d)nuernberg 14.02. (d)heilbronn 15.02. (d)landshut 17.02. (d)dortmund 18.02. (d)aachen 19.02. (d)ulm 20.02. (d)freiburg 22.02. (d)muenchen 24.02. (a)wien
Charts
CHARTS ------ this time we have to cancel the readers charts cause you won't like to see some charts voted by only 10 people. let's start off with the ENGLISH: singles: 1.SAVIOUR'S DAY cliff richard 2.ICE,ICE BABY vanilla ice 3.YOU'VE LOST T.L.F. t.righteous bros. 4.sadness part i enigma 5.the great megamix j.travolta+o.n-j. 6.all together now the farm 7.justify my love madonna 8.mary had a l.boy snap 9.pray mc.hammer 10.unbelievable emf lp's: 1.THE IMMACULATE COLL. madonna 2.THE VERY BEST OF... elton john 3.FROM A DISTANCE cliff richard 4.in concert pavarotti+c.+d. 5.serious hits-live phil collins 6.soul provider michael bolton 7.the single-coll. jimmy sommerv. 8.i'm your baby tonight whitney houston 9.rhythm of the saints paul simon 10.listen without p. george michael german lp's: 1.SERIOUS HITS-LIVE phil collins 2.THE VERY BEST OF... elton john 3.MCMXC A.D. enigma 4.in concert pavarotti+c.+d. 5.live marius m.-west. 6.luxus herbert g. 7.crazy for you david hassel. 8.the best of... supertramp 9.x fuer'e u bap 10.i'm your baby tonight whitney houston bavarian singles: 1.SADNESS PART I enigma 2.ICE,ICE BABY vanilla ice 3.PRAY mc.hammer 4.beinhart torfrock 5.mary had a little boy snap 6.keep on running milli vanilli 7.unchained melody rightous bros 8.how i miss you so p.m. sampson 9.real sadness after one 10.hello africa dr.album disco hits : 1.PRAY mc.hammer 2.ICE,ICE BABY vanilla ice 3.MARY HAD A LITTELE BOY snap 4.sadness part i enigma 5.fantasy black box 6.it's ok pet stop poyz 7.das model kroeger 8.little brother blue pearl 9.queen of hearts bad boys blue 10.what time is love klf an now the sovjet top 10: 1.NOTSCHNOE RANDEVU rock atelier 2.DEVOTSCHKA MOJA SIN. jenja beloussov 3.STUDENT dmitrij malikov 4.do sawtra dmitrij malikov 5.bratschnij kortesch dmitrij malikov 6.notschnoji taxi jenja belounov 7.belij,belij wetscher kombinazia 8.stoj,kot jdjot valeri schapov. 9.denjgi sergej minaev 10.ja ljublju autograf the metal hammer readers charts: 1.ONE metallica 2.EPIC faith no more 3.STILL GOT THE BLUES gary moore 4.hey angel dio 5.heading for tomorrow gamma ray 6.thunderstruck ac/dc 7.every second counts met sinner 8.poison alice cooper 9.blaze of glory jon bon jovi 10.unskinny bop poison metal hammer lp's: 1.TYR black sabbath 2.LOOK UP THE WOLVES dio 3.PAINKILLER judus priest 4.back to the bullet mat sinner 5.no prayer f.t.dying iron maiden 6.slaves and masters deep purple 7.nacked thunder ian gillan 8.the razor's edge ac/dc 9.empire queensryche 10.never neverland annihilator european rock top 10 albums: 1.RECYCLER zz top 2.THE RAZOR'S EDGE ac/dc 3.BLAZE OF GLORY jon bon jovi 4.no proyer f.t.dying iron maiden 5.crazy nights scorpions 6.vision thing sisters of mercy 7.remasters led zeppelin 8.slaves and masters deep purple 9.still got the blues gary moore 10.alannah myles alannah myles here spermbirds everlasting list (just that you know who you're trading with) 1.MARCH OF THE S.O.D. s.o.d. 2.MOST PEOPLE ARE DICKS ludichrist 3.THRASHARD d.r.i. 4.i never denied excel 5.angel of death slayer 6.alcohol gang green 7.experiment emils 8.you're not a punk! spermbirds 9.no scene lethal aggres. 10.pfadfinder chicken fuck. and now his everlasting lp-charts: 1.SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE! s.o.d. 2.U.S.A. FOR M.O.D. m.o.d. 3.BEERMACHT wehrmacht 4.four of a kind d.r.i. 5.suffer bad religion 6.immaculate deception ludichrist 7.reign in blood slayer 8.something to prove spermbirds 9.es geht uns gut emils 10.can't you take a joke? mucky pup : american singles: 1.BECAUSE I LOVE HER stevie b. 2.FROM A DISTANCE bette midler 3.I'M YOUR BABY TONIGHT whitney houston 4.justify my love madonna 5.impulsive wilson phillips 6.the way you do the... ub 40 7.tom diner dna feat. s.v. 8.something 2 believe.. poison 9.freedom george michael 10.high enough damm yankees lp's 1.TO THE EXTREME vanilla ice 2.PLEASE HAMMER DON'T.. mc.hammer 3.MARIAH CAREY mariah carey 4.i'm your baby tonight whitney houston 5.the imaculate collec. madonna 6.phythm of the saints paul simon 7.some peole's lives bette midler 8.wilson phillips wilson phillips 9.the razors edge ad/dc 10.listen without preju. george michael
News
NEWS
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hope ya like it !
let's slam!
-the techno-thrash band 'ACCU$ER' will
release their new lp in january. in
the meantime they will give sum per-
formances in germany.
-SLAUGHTER is a new quite cool hardrock
band from u.s.a. they have a german
fan-club. if ya wanna get in touch
with it, write to:
v.badder, buchenstr. 20, 4134 rheinber
-again the ex-gdr-people proved that
they are very stupid! a HOLY MOSES-gig
in the town 'borgenteich' had to be
canceled, coz the fuckin' council
thought, that the music will coz riots
pure bullshit!!!
- DEATH-shouter chuck schuldiner will
give no interviews before he's on
tour. he dared to every DEATH-member
with a kick-out, if they give 1.
- progressive-gods CORONER will release
their new lp in march 1991. producer
is scott burns!
- every funk metal freak can be happy!
MORDRED will release their new lp in
january 1991. cooool!
- FLOTSAM & JETSAM have a new fan-club.
a.hudson, espanstr. 102, 8510 fuerth
- a sad news for all EXODUS fans. the
tour has been canceled, coz FLOTSAM
and VIO-LENCE got no support from the
label. EXODUS will continue the tour
in january!
- the cool speed-metal band MURDERCAR
finds no record-deal! the biz sucks!
-HELLOWEEN had to give their two gold-
records back. they had added the
national and the international sold
albums together to achieve the 250000
necerssary sold lps.
-LIVING DEATH will keep their name!
the new lp is called 'killing in
action'
-OVERKILL are going into bad times.
their girarrist bobby gustafson left
the bands without any reason.
-DAVID LEE ROTH has got a new band line
up and is currently in the studios for
a new lp.
-that's what happened at a QUEENSRYCHE-
gig: a english fan stabbed around with
a knife and killed a man,and injured
some others.this will cause that there
will be no hardrock-concerts in
belgium anymore.
-MOTORHEAD will realease a compilation-
lp, called 'from the vaults' before
the release of their new studio-lp
'1916' which will come out around the
14th of january. they'll be on tour
in february. oneof the bands members
said:'yeah.lemmy (shouter) is really
tanned. now he looks very healthy.'
-ONSLAUGHT which are currently on a uk-
tour have found a new singer.
-RUMBLE MILITIA've lost their bass-man
again. if ya wanna fill the gap as a
bass-player,write to: staffi, oslebs-
hausener landstrasse 13,2800 bremen 21
-SABBAT will release their new lp in
february '91. now they are in studio
to record this piece.
-cool death metalers MORBID ANGEL can
not release their album in time cause
the studio is occupied by another band
:
-FAITH NO MORE shouter MIKE PATTON has
besides f.n.m. a small band called
MR.BUNGLE. they released a demo now.
if anyone of u's got it send it to me!
-FLOTSAM AND JETSAM lost their record-
deal and their bass-man. (bass-man are
strange people, aren't they ?)
-SODOM is going to do a mini-lp soon.
-SCHLIESSMUSKEL is going on tour, 2-
gether with RICHIES.
-the dutch BRAVO wrote that the singer
of MORGOTH plays the lead-triangle.
hahahahaha! what a joke! bravo SUCKS!
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-A-HA are going on tour in germamy in
march '91. this will be an extra tour
for all germans.after that they're
going in the studio again to continue
their work on the new album
Tests
TESTS
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sprembird here with sum lp-tests!
(red.:sub 5-10 poinTs of rating from
the rating spermbird gave)
SPERMBIRDS - thanks (live)
everybody, who knows the spermbirds,
knows, that the name stands for cool &
funny hardcore. this lp is a pure live-
record and includes everything, ya want
from a live-lp. a superb sound and a
cool playing list. the heavy-point of
the songs lie on 'common threat' and
'something to prove' and that's very
cool! my favourite songs are 'ya're not
a punk!' and 'texas cowboy', which is
live even better, as on the studio
version! every hardcore-freak MUST buy
this record and it will satiesfy also
tolerant thrash-fans!
rating...95 %
SLAUGHTER - stick it to ya!
with this album, slaughter show all
pseudo-hardrockers, what is real hard-
rock! songs, like 'up all night', 'mad
about you' and the cool ballad 'fly to
the angels' show, that mark slaughter,
really knows, what is a real rock!
guess what the lp-title means??
rating...87%
FESTIVAL DER VOLXMUSIK - sampler
on this compilation, ya can find every
punk-band, which is a little bit famous
and sings german! i think, on the lp are
about 15 or 20 songs; of every band one.
for all, who wanna look over the german
punk-scene, is this sampler cool. bands
like schliessmuskel, emils oder slime
soda are cult! but for me is this lp
shit, coz i have nearly all lp's of the
groups, which are on this compilation!
another minus-point is, that the lp is
sponsored from the popper-problem-mag
BRAVO and the tennis-titt-knight rider
channel RTL. how much sinks the german
punk-scene???
rating...65 %
NAPALM DEATH - harmony corruption
the grindcore-kings from england are
back! with this album they became really
harmony. ya can hear cool death-metal,
with not so brutal vocals, like in the
past. i would compare this album with
sepultura's 'beneath the remains'.
the live-songs rule anyway! for all
grinders & deathers a must!!!
rating...85 %
now over to sum older, but very cool
hardcore and crossover lp's! i call this
little chapter:
* OLD JEWELS *
so crush the plus-key to see, what's up!
LETHAL AGGRESSION - life is hard...
this new yorker hardcore-band has re-
leased only one lp. but this one is ...
yes....cult! ya can hear about 22 fast
and offensive songs, which are social-
critically. if ya see the lp in a shop,
buy or die, coz it's very hard to get
anymore in any shops!
rating...95 %
STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH - speak english
or die!!
also well known under s.o.d., they re-
leased also only one album. and this is
the best hardcore album i ever heard.
s.o.d. was founded by scott ian and
charlie benante from ANTHRAX, danny
lilker/NUCLEAR ASSAULT and billy milano
from (now) m.o.d.!
rating...99 %
EMILS - uns geht es gut
also this band, ya can find on the f.d.v
sampler, but i would say..buy the old
lp's, it's better! this record is also
sum kind of cool and so i can't say any-
more, but ...buy it!
rating...95%
let's go again to sum new ones:
CANDLEMASS - live
normally i don't like doom-metal so much
coz ya know, that i'm the hardcore'n'
punk-freak from the 'condom'-team. but
then my friend gave me this record
(thanx frog!) and what should i say...
it's Cool. okay, for myself it's not
the very best, but i think really know,
what the kids like in sweden. rating is
coming up....
rating 85%
EMILS - wer frisst wen?
the german punk-hardcore gods are back!
oh man, i can't tell ya, how long i
waited for this record, and as every
time, the EMILS released another master-
piece. songs, like 'wer frisst wen?'
oder 'deutsch und gut!' are already now
cult. the funny cover is again a plus-
point and so i can only say to all,
which like german punk.....BUY IT!
burgers 98%
EXCEL - blaze some hate
this is a 12"-single and no real lp. but
i bought it, coz i like EXCEL very much,
and this record is an us-import, and i
guess, that the most of ya guys, are
not able to get it. well, the record is
so far not bad, but it's only worth to
buy, when ya're a fan of EXCEL.
rating (80)%
THE EXPLOITED - the massacre
who thought, that the british punk-rock-
kings would come back some time. i
guess, that EXPLOITED is dead, but now
i know, that i was wrong. with 'the
massacre' they go a little bit away
from the old 'kick it'-punk style to
really cool ....hmmmmhh....heavy punk
style. there're really blasting guitar-
soli....something, which i never expec-
ted from 'EXPLOITED'.
rating 95 %
some older records, which i bought,
coming up now:
METHOD OF DESTRUCTION - gross misconduct
also known under m.o.d., they released
a record in 1987, called 'usa for mod'
and 1989 'surfin' m.o.d'. also 1989
they released their lp'gross misconduct'
well, i love their first lp. but this
lp can't beat their first. i guess, that
'g.m.' is not bad, bad as i told ya...
it can't beat the first.
rating...75%
RATOS DE PARAO - brasil
as the lp-title tells ya already...the
band comes from brasil. others may
think now, mercyless death-metal is
on the lp, but this is wrong. hardcore
as always, when i talk such a shit
around the hot pie. well, the band
plays thrash-core, which is average,
but not kicking enough. maybe next time
better.
rating....65 %
now back to the new-releases from the
month:
MUCKY PUP - now
i think, ya know what now comes from
me, don't ya? GREAT! this the only
comment i can give. this lp is nearly
so cool as 'f.n.m.'-real thing. as i
know, that a lot of rap-freax (yo!!!)
read this mag too, i can say to you
rap and hardcore-fans....buy this lp.
it's a great mix between RAP and HC.
just listen in the record-shop to:
'headbangers ball & 120 minutes'.
rating...95%
SCATTERBRAIN - here comes trouble
the first lp from scatterbrain from n.y.
everybody, who knows LUDICHRIST, will
also know, that they died a year ago.
now sum of them are back with this band.
i always was a big ludichrist-fan and
it's not to wonder, if i love this lp
too. powerful hardcore with funny
text-titles. for example, play songs
like, 'goodbye freedom, hello mom',
'don't call me dude' or 'mozart's sonata
#3'. BUY OR DIE!
rating...99%
hmmhhh, well, i guess, that were all
records, which i bought this month.
but i'm in the mood to write sum shit
again and so i will give ya sum video-
tips. just watch mtv or what do i know:
cool clips are:
WARRANT - cherry pie
there's the most sexy girl in this clip,
that i ever saw. if ya say, that she's
ugly, than i will kick yer balls!
SEPULTURA - inner self
funny side of sepultura and live-rips.
:SUICIDAL TENDENCIES- send me your money
very cool video.
for this chapter i say 'bye'.
spermbird/tristar
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Special Reports
SPECIAL REPORTS
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as we had to cancel this report in the
last issue here it is:
JINGO DE LUNCH, 04.11, nuernberg/komm
written by spermbird
okay, on the afternoon of the 04.11. we
(myself and scatter) drove to nuernberg
we went there by train so early, coz we
didn't know, where's the hall at all!
but as we recognized soon, it was no
problem to get to the hall, coz the
hall, in which JINGO DE LUNCH played,
lies direct beside the train-station.
okay, we found the club, but where's the
entrance?? whatta silly question, ya'll
think, but it's true! we searched like
hell for the entrance-door, but success-
less. finally we asked sum freax, and
they said us, that the entrance is on
the backside of the house a very little
door. we thanked them, and our search
for the entrance continues, but this
time successfull. we went in the hall,
and saw....nothing. only 20 people
stood there around, drank beer or wine
and looked very boring! it was, now ca.
7.30 pm and JINGO wanted to begin at
8.00 pm and nearly nobody was here. but
then it came...the big surprise. a door
opened a bunch of nearly 200 people fall
into the hall! okay, i think, that we
have used the backstage-door to get in,
but i don't know exactly.
right, as all fans were in, ya felt like
a fish in a conserve! it was now exactly
8.45 pm, but JINGO didn't appeared on
stage! slowly we began to shout after
'em, but nobody gave a fuck about it!
but finally yvonne, the female shouter
came on stage and said, that joseph, the
guitar-player lost his guitar and he
must get a new one now! i thought, shit!
at exactly 9.21 pm JINGO DE LUNCH
entered the stage and began with......
aaaeehh, sorry i don't know the song
title anymore. i only know, that it was
fuckin' cool! ya must know, that i'm a
big JINGO-fan and i know every song of
them, but i can't remember to the song-
titles anymore. they played all songs
of their new lp 'underdog', 80% of the
2nd lp 'axe to grind' and 10% of their
first lp 'perpetuum mobile'. the show
itself was cool. yvonne danced, jumped
and moshed like the female mike muir of
the SUICIDAL TENDENCIES; tom, the other
guitar-player, ran all the time over the
stage and ya could thought, that he's
cabeled with a high-energy-cable. un-
fortunatly the stage was very small and
so the other members had to stand very
quiet, without moshing around or ran!
JINGO DE LUNCH played 5 (five!) addi-
tional songs (zugaben!) and after two
hours of crazy-psycho dancing and slam-
ming, i entered at ca. 11.20 pm, fully
tired a mc donald's restaurant, coz our
train home, drove at 0.07 am.
on the train-station, we raped the roll-
ing stairs and finally i was about 1.30
am at home in my holy med!
over all, it was a very cool evening!
besides the very long delay of JINGO the
concert was perfect.
rating..90%
at the end a discography of JINGO:
1987 ...perpetuum mobile
1989 ...axe to grind
1990 ...underdog
JINGO DE LUNCH is:
yvonne..........vocals
tom.............rythm-guitar
joseph..........lead-guitar
henning.........bass
steve...........drums
hope ya liked my report a little bit!
away/condom staff
bad cat now with a tiny report on a hap-
ing in the ebersberger AJZ. on the
"i don't know" day of november the
local band HAUSALARM played the house.
i know the band quite well cause the
singer went in my class 2 years ago and
we had been good friend.
here's the line up:
sloup michael - shouter+guitar
koch matthias - guitar
raab matthias - bass
raab andi - drums
jo! and they are all under the age of
18. on this day they had their second
act. i was told that they played
terrible the first time,so ...but i went
there cause it was also the birthday
party of a good friend of mine.rough and
another one from my class were present,
too. as normal the beginning was set to
nine o'clock and the really began at 9.
that doesn't happen too often. they
played well but they hadn't any own song
so SEX PISTOLS,SLIME,NORMAL and things
like that were on there list. in the
middle of their appearence they played
a unusual song for a punk band. they had
taken the 2 LIVE CREW-song ONE ON ONE
and played this with all guitar,drum and
shout power they had. it was a real
feast. it was a good gig for them if you
take all things together.
bad cat/condom staff
well after bad cat's short HAUSALARM!
here we've some more arranged by ROUGH
da TOUGH! hehehe!
report about BLUE KILLAZ!
on 15/12 i(rough) wanted to go to a pa
rdey with local frienz (without bad c.
,he's so shy,u know) but dis was cance
lled! so i seeked around and found a
SKA band playin' in the youthcentre in
our neighbour town! WELL! i went in pa
id and was SHOCKED! the room was filled
with those fuckin' SKINLAMERZ,who list-
en to SKA music! i went around to greet
sum people and we had sum fun!(without
boozing dis time,coz of sum private re
ason...)! the band started quite early
(surprise!) and what?! not bad! after
the 1st funky song the bandleader said
his opinion about NAZISM'n SKINS and
tell it short...'the band absolutely
dislikes that fuck'! yeah..!
if you dont know what SKA is here's the
explination...mixture of reggae,pop +
a little bit dancebeat! 2 of the band
guys were playin' trumpet! quite nice!
zwerg,randyandy,me and sum otha grooved
around! the band sounded quite nice ex
cept that every song SOUNDED like the
other...haha! ZWERG got a little bit
arsed by SKINLAMERS and while groovin
some skinpouser gave me a low push bcoz
i gave him a kick! nothing extreme,but
da SKIN was 2 heads taller! SHIT! beda
dont start to argue around! after groo
vin' i was totally sweat! haha! damned
funny was that VRONI was totally drunk!
without her boy-friend...hehehe! anyway
all in all no bad band! and sorry 4
not so good report but i've headache
(aechz,stoehn!)
fuckeh!
some additional words to the hausalarm
report from BAD CAT!
it was absolutely AWESOME and i pogued
like HELL! damned great,ah well that
was it again!
enjoy the NEXT REPORT about a so-called
local PUNK meeting from 3 bands! fact
was that one band was pure hardcore,da
2nd thrash and the 3rd was too late coz
i was out of mood to pogue and fool
around anylonger(burp!)! well,first i
played a little bit billard(that game
is still a riddle for me!),from the
scene only me was there,GNU doesnt like
hardcore,bad cat didnt know anything
about it and what the heck i know where
syco(from the st-scene) was! anyway the
band started! and what must i say...
solid HARDCORE! fantastic! first there
were some problems with the trans-
mission of all voices(vocal,bass...)
and the band had to try a little bit!
after some short guitarre riffs, we
,that were ZWERG,MIKEY and me,rough,
shouted 'ZUGABE'! (addition!) hehe!
then they really began! wow! awesome!
the vocalist pogued'n grooved around
on the stage like HELL! first all were
a little bit shy(snif!),but after the
singer said the audience is lame,zwerg
and me decided to start pogueing! after
that lotsa more people started and it
was only great! oops! forgot to mention
the name of the band! it's CHOOSE X!
in a little break we shouted 'AUS-
ZIEHEN'(undress!)! hahaha! the singer
only responded 'YOU can undress,i dont
feel disturbed by that'! after about
1 hour the microphone fucked up and so
the band decided to stop now! after
that the 2nd band,a thrashy one,started
i only listened to the first few songs
and then went away because it was so
fuckin' lame! in some little break we
arsed a lot of people!
first we(zwerg,his brother+me) took a
fire extinguisher and SPLASHED on
everyone who entered the room! hehe!
mikey got totally wet! we went out to
get some SNOWBALLS! we returned with
full hands! you must know that there
is always a little ASSHOLE in that
youth centre! this little lamy was al
ready quite drunk and sat on a chair
and stared in the air around! i took
one snowball and sqeezed it out above
his HEAD! first he even didnt remark
it! after few seconds he jumped up and
tried to grab me on my shirt and i just
gave him a little PUSH,and coz he was
so drunk and the floor so slippery he
immediately fell on the floor and lookt
irritated! it's a pity that a big guy
CAME BETWEEN us to stop the quarrel coz
i would've liked to beat this little
brad up! e.g.my friend zwerg is a left
psycho and he has a HORN on his head!
(for not-informed ones...the horn is
:
in front of the head and the rest of
the hairs is SHAVED!) well,now he just
took that HORN,pressured it together
and pulled it! and that for 2-3 minutes
now tell me is that a WANKER or not?!
i think that's it for today! hope you
liked it quite a lot!
Letters
LETTERS
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not many this time but it's your fault
CREEP:
hello people,
i just read your condom no.1.not bad!
at least something completely different
an not always roumors'n'charts or the
never ending 'group x is in war with
group y'.i hope you continue and get
over the 5 issues mark.we'll see.i wish
you goot luck for that.
creep
red.:thanks for the letter. you also
asked in the letter if we swap
indy. yes,if you understand under
indy also things like hardcore,ebm then
i(rough) would love it to swap with you
tapes! boris mikulic's BREAK FREE is abs
olutely awesome! yeah!
:
AIRTEC/trans-x:
yeah, today i received your mag, and it
is simply FAB! finally a different cool
mag! keep going!
yours airtec
red.:thanks for holding me up with the
writing this letter, but i had
some problems with the hierogly-
phes on the paper till i recog-
nised them as chars. it took me
some time to get them.thanx.
that's that for this time!
WRITE IN
Previews
PREVIEWS -------- surprise! surprise! this chapter is dead up to now! and we call it up to now BULLSHIT! we gonna write a lot of crap,jokes, stories like mishmash in trashnews! a few days ago i read that GUARDS OF DOOM want to make a music scene mag! hehe! abgekuckt,was??? but let's see h0w yours gets... have you ever heard of other music mags? touch the + key with your dick in TRASHNEWS there's a little category and also in BUSY SCENE is one,but no- thing to say about it coz it's too less have you ever heard of REASON FOR TREASON by IKON VISUAL! this magazine features not only awe- some music tests ! partly done by pac- man of united artists who seems to be quite a kewl dude(maybe sumone can get me in contact with him!),yes i love e.b.m,too,also things about the austr- alian's spray scene and fashions are shown! great magazine! that's it for this subject! this is the bullshit corner here comes PURE BULLSHIT....gurgel,gagel,labber sabber! hahaha! poor joke,wot?! what could i write now! hm! i'll kick bad cat on the keys,before he falls asleep beside me.... l:ljhgjvhjbn,,ghgbcgvnmn.,. i just fell on the keyz fy kjhgfjkgf and again ! where is my coffeeeeeeee? nowhere! shiit ! hand over to my teady- bear ! wie kriegt man'ne bauern disco leer??? ganz einfach...reingehen und schreien 'he! draussen steht'n manta und brennt !' hahahahah! how do you get four lemons on a chair? turn it around! hahaha! : did you know the latest story last NEW YEAR at bad cat's place! there were he,me and gnu! at 0:00 baddie took a silvester rocket and sticked it into the earth coz he couldnt wait for a bottle! GUESS WHAT? the rocket didnt launch! so it exploded on the ground! prust! hahaha! WE GOTTA LEAVE NOW COZ THERE'S NO TIME see you somewhere in the dungeons....
