Corruption 06 ch08 Mishmash

hello, and welcome to this new =
    rubric called: MISHMASH
it contains all sort of things =
like:jokes,recipes,stories,etc.=
but first of all we start with =
   the recipe of this month:
   TUNAFISH SALAD SUBMARINE    =
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you need:                      =
2 CANS OF TUNA                 =
MAYONAISE (creme fraiche)
A CITRON                       =
PEPPER
LITTLE AUGURKS
SILVERUNIONS
and A FRENCH BREAD (such a long=
one..)                         =
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 mix TUNA and SQWEEZED CITRON,
 PEPPER,CUTTED AUGURKS and the
 UNIONS through eachother with
 enough MAYONAISE or the CREME
to get one MESS,put some BUTTER=
  on the FRENCH BREAD and put
  some TUNAFISH SALADE on it!
             EAT WELL!
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a joke...                      =
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three HOOKERS are sitting at a =
table,when the one says to the
     others: SHALL WE DO A
   COMPETITION IN HAVING THE
BIGGEST PUSSY?-OKE,and they all
put out their skirt!-the first
one could put i ONE TENNISBALL,
  the second could put in TWO
TENNISBALLS,when the third says
  -YOU CAN COME OUT NOW,JOHN!
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now a true story,and it's about
 the HOLIDAY of BBJ/ATG,WHIZZ/
 DEMIX,FOOL/DEMIX,and BOON the
     DRIVER OF THE CAR...
 it was juli and the four guys
were planning a vacation to the
sunny FRENCH-BEACH! the date of
  leaving mum & daddy was the
monday after the venlo-meeting!
 it was MONDAY,9'o'clock,when
the bell rang!,it was boon who
had to put NEW TIRES on his car
we were at KWIK-FIT an 1/2 hour
later,we got back and took our
  stuff,when it was 3'o'clock
 we first drove to maastricht
 ,luik/liege,luxembourg (where
we made a pitstop at MC DONALDS
,nancy,dijon (where we tried to
   sleep,but couldn't),lyon,
  grenoble (where we took the
way into the MOUNTAINS,instead
of a highway directly to NICE!)
 and at last we landed at NICE
  where we saw the beach in a
 HURRY,coz we discovered that
  our camping was settled in
  MANDELIEU,and not in NICE!
  so we drove to cannes,where
  mandelieu was built up too!
   we arrived at the camping
 TEUSDAY at 6'o'clock,we went
 to sleep,and the next day we
took a bad in the -ACID SEA- of
 mandelieu,although it was fun!
  we were BURNED LIKE HELL,and
  did not go to the beach the
next day (exept for petro(fool/
   demix),who wanted to swim)
    we walked to cannes,and
 discovered a HUGH CIRCUS,that
   was open the whole summer!
it had a big ARCADE FREAK HALL w
 with games as:GALAXY FORCE II
 WINNING RUN,CYBER TANK,NINJA-
 TURTLES,BEAST-BUSTERS,TURBO-
  OUTRUN,NORMAL OUTRUN,ESWATT,
and lots of MORE good arcades!
 that night we went to it and
  discovered another thing...
     TURBO-STOCK-SKELTERS
  (little cars,where you can
cross with for about 3 minutes)
   it cost us lot of money!
 that's what we did all day...
swimming,sleeping,going to the
      circus,and eating!
we one day went to MONACO and
  MONTE CARLO!and another day
      to JUAN LES PINS!
  we had one tent,and bbj and
 whizz had to sleep IN THE CAR
     for most of the time!
  what did we eat and drink!
EAT:french bread with pate on
it,mc donalds hamburger,chips,
deserts,and spirali (a sort of
macaroni)...
DRINK:sirop d'orange,fraise,
tropican,granadine,etc.
beer,and cola...
  all at all it was fun and we
ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH,but phuwww
   it's very hot out there!
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  now some RECORDS IN EATING
   different things like...

CHIPS...30 sacks a 56,6 gram
        in about 33,6 seconds

PATATOES...1,36 kg in 1 min and
        22 sec.

AUGURKS...453 g.in 43,6 sec.

BANANAS...17 (about 128 g.each)
        in 2 minutes

BEER...1 liter in 1,3 seconds
       (shit,i thought spc was
        fast...)

BEANS..2380 (boiled but cold)
          in 30 minutes

CHAMPAGNE...1000 bottles in 1
            year...

CITRONS...3 (with shell) in
          15,3 seconds...

EGGS...(hard boiled) 14 in 58
       seconds...

HAMBURGERS...20 3/4 (1oo g
       each and with bread) in
       30 minutes...

CHEESE...453 g. in 1 min.and 53
         seconds...

MILK...1.13 liter in 3,2 second

DONUTS...37 in 7 min.& 5 sec.

PANCAKES...(15.2 cm.) 62 in 6
        min. and  58,5 sec.

PINDA'S...100(with shell) in 46
          seconds.

ICECREAM...1.53 kg. in 90 sec.

RAVIOLI...250 in 66 min.

SANDWICHES...40 in 17 min.53 s.

SPAGHETTI...100 yard (=91.44m)
         in 28.73 seconds...

SAUSAGE...96 sausages(each 28g)
         in 6 minutes...

UNIONS...91 (total 850 g.) in
         1 min and 8 seconds...
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ofcourse all these records were
 taken from the GUINNES BOOK OF
RECORDS - translated by BBJ/ATG
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another joke...

why don't nerds have ice-cubes?
-he has FORGOTTEN THE RECIPES..
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and again a joke...

a guy is entering a cafe with a
 pitbull when the owner of the
 cafe says:-NO WAY,THAT DOG IS
NOT COMING IN!the owner of the
 dog explains:IT'S A VERY NICE
DOG!-oke,says the owner of the
  cafe,but first you have to
PROOF IT! the owner of the dog
 takes HIS HAND and PUT IT IN
THE DOGS MOUTH,he KICKS the dog
     and NOTHING HAPPENS!
YES,says the owner of the cafe,
but i still don't believe you..
oke,and the men PUT HIS DICK IN
THE MOUTH OF THE DOG,and KICKS
 HIM HARDER THEN THE 1ST TIME!
       NOTHING HAPPENS!
YES,says the owner of the cafe,
   but you're the owner,what
 hapens when someone from OUT-
    SIDE does HIT THE DOG???
 OKE,says the owner of the dog
  and he asks in the cafe who
 would DO THE SAME AS HE JUST
     DID?NOTHING HAPPENS!
  when suddenly an old woman
 says,alright i will do it,but
 PLEASE DON'T KICK ME SO HARD!
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           this was            i
 the new rubric MISHMASH, hope
  you enjoyed it very much...
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