Splash 19 ch08 Into The Hole

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into the h0le..........by digahole
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THIS IS GETTING MORE AND MORE
FRUSTRATING EACH PASSING DAY AS I
FEEL ALONE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH
ANY SCENE ACTIVITY INCLUDING THIS
MAGAZINE.WELL,AT LEAST WITH MY
SHARE OF IT EXCLUDING BRAIN'S.IN
FACT,THIS RAT RACE THAT HAS OVER-
GROWN AMONG MAGS IS THE MAIN THING
THAT PISSES ME OFF.

OH,THE CRACKING SCENE IS ALSO JUST
A BIG LAUGH IN MY EYE.I HAVE LOST
MUCH INTEREST IN SWAPPING;ALTHOUGH
I'D RECENTLY DECIDED TO BECOME A
MEGA SWAPPER.WELL,THE GOVERNMENT,
SUDDENLY,DECIDED TO DOUBLE THE
STAMP PRICES SOMEHOW,SO I FOUND MY
FACE IN DIRT.THE BOARD SCENE IS A
GREAT PLACE TO BE AS LONG AS YOU
CAN GET CARDS,BUT I DON'T MIND IF
I CALL ONLY A FEW TIMES A WEEK.

SWAPPING IS REALLY FUN,BUT HAVING
TO DELAY,LICK STAMPS,CHEAT,PACK,
AND ALL OF THAT STUFF IS TOO MUCH
FOR ME.WONDER HOW BIG INTRUDER'S
TONGUE MIGHT BE (HI,STEFAN!-ED2).
AND WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT ONE OF
THE DUDES I SENT REPLIED FOUR
MONTHS LATER,I REALLY FEEL LIKE
THROWING OUT WHEN SWAPPING IS THE
THEME.

WELL,SOME OF YOU PROBABLY THINK
WHY THIS ISSUE CAME OUT AFTER FOUR
MONTHS INSTEAD OF FIVE WEEKS AS
PROMISED IN THE PREVIOUS PROLOGUE.
ONE OF THE REASONS IS DEAR NIGHT-
SHADE(HELLO,NORBY!).WE HAD TO WAIT
FOR MORE THAN A MONTH FOR HIM TO
FINISH HIS NEWS CHAPTER.AND AFTER
ALL THIS DELAY,WE STILL HAD TO
HAVE VENGEANCE DO IT EXCLUSIVELY
FOR US(I PROMISED TO KISS HIS ASS
IF HE HELPED.GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT
?? OERGH! -ED2).THANX FLY TO MATT.

WE ARE RECIEVING A BIG AMOUNT OF
OFFER OF HELP FROM FRIENDS LIKE
BIZARRE,NEOTEC,NIGHTSHADE,ETC.THEY
ARE ALL OLD PALS WHO WISH TO HELP
FROM THE HEART AND THAT REALLY IS
SOMETHING IN THE EYE OF MINE.(OR
PERHAPS IN BOTH OF'EM...-ED2)

DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE MAG IS
DELAYED (HOW USUAL! -ED2) SOME OF
THE TEXT MIGHT LOOK OLD,BUT NEVER
MIND COZ WE DID REALLY TRY TO
AVOID CRAP TALK.SPLASH IS NO MORE
THAT BIG DISK BOOK IT USED TO BE
WHEN FALCON USED TO TAKE ON THE
FILTHY JOB.WE SKIPPED ALL THE USE-
LESS MESS LIKE REACTIONS,ETC.

THERE ARE SOME OF YOU WHO HAVE NO
IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE
BOARD SCENE.WELL DUDES,YOU REALLY
ARE MISSING SOMETHING.BUT THEN,NOT
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD CAN BE RICH,
AND NOT EVERY SCENER CAN TAKEPLACE
IN THE BOARD SCENE.BLEED...

THE LOADER SYSTEM USED IN THESE
LAST TWO OUTFITS WAS INSTALLED BY
MY BELOVED SELF SO TO MAKE A MUCH
BETTER PROFIT OF A BETTER DESIGNED
DIRECTORY.BUT THE UNSEEN HAND OF
ARROGANCY STRUCK ME UNNOTICED ONCE
AGAIN AS A SCENER MOST RESPECT
REACTED TO THIS IDEA NEGATIVLY AND
WENT FURTHER TO CALL ME A LAMER
THOUGH HE HAS NO IDEA OF WHAT KIND
OF A GUY I AM.NOW,IS THIS NOT A
FUCKING ANNOYING SITUATION.HELL!!

AW,THE INTRO,I CODED IT IN ONE DAY
TO BE EXACT AND TRIED TO MAKE IT
LOOK FUNNY AND CUTE.NO OFFENCE WAS
MEANT IN THE JOKES,BUT THEY MAKE
ME LAUGH ANYWAY.HE,HE.THE ELDER
GENERATION WE ARE,WITH THE RULING
EXPERIENCE... (THAT WAS A STUPID
STATEMENT! -ED2) (I KNOW.-ED2)
(SELF QUOTING SUX!-ED2) (I KNOW!-
ED2)

ONE DAMN FACT IS THAT I STILL HAVE
NOT CODED THE NEW OUTFIT,BECAUSE
I STILL HAVEN'T MADE UP MY BUSY
MIND OF HOW TO DESIGN THE MAG...
BUT THE EFFECTS AND SPECIAL TANGS
ARE THEORICLY READY IN MY HEAD.

OOPS,JUST BEFORE FINISHING OFF
WITH THIS ISSUE,I READ THE LATEST
SKYHIGH AND SAW TO MY SUPRISE THAT
SHUZE OF THEIR STAFF IS SHARING A
LOT OF MY OPINIONS.HE HAS ALSO
COME UP WITH THE SAME IDEA TO FUCK
THE LAME VOTERS.COOL! BY THE WAY,
THAT TEXT BY ME POINTING ON THE
SAME THING WAS WRITTEN A LONG LONG
WHILE AGO.KEEP THAT IN MIND...

I GUESS YOU'VE REACHED THE BOTTOM
OF THIS HOLE.IT WAS MOST OF MY
LATEST FEELINGS AND IDEAS CAUSED
BY THE COMMODORE 64 SCENE.SO...


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