Splash 16 ch29 Axl's Page

            AXL'S PAGE


   ho ho ho!we're together again!
again the love of writing some
crap text for splash in my body is
at its highest level which you can
say that maximum.first,i finished
the rock-mania chapter with an ab-
normal effort and unnumerable te-
lephone calls.then i went on with
'we want it 2(we still want it).
now its about 3 minutes and 20
seconds,i have started with this
chapter.at first i'm sending my
protests to nobody/ex-accuracy for
still not writting a letter to me
and to falcon who doesn't call me
by phone.at this moment i also gi-
ve the superscription of congo's
duke to the boss for his idealism.

   the day before yesterday while
i was walking on the street,i meet
with an old friend of mine(in my
seconf life of'coz).we started to
walk about for pleasure.after 2
hours,my superior day changed into
a bad dream as he said that i put
on weight.i immediatly turned him
into a frog with my magic power.
but an annoyance took all over my
mind.what could i do?i immediatly
started regime but as i couldn't
decide to do it before or after
the lunch,i selected new methods.
are you interested what they are?

   -i dropped all my coins in my
pocket and i started to use telep-
hone cards.

   -i dropped my useless and unu-
seful keys.

   -i cleaned the mud on my shoes.

   -i stopped carrying bags and
wearing hats.

   -i knocked down all my fillings
of my tooth.

   -i removed my boots replacing
them with a pair of sport shoes.

   -i unweared my eye-glasses and
started to use contact-lenses.

   -i had a too short haircut.

   -i removed my ear-ring.

   -i changed my watch with ligh-
ter one.

   -i cut my finger nails.

   -i went into toilet.

   -i started to breath slowly.


   if you do all these things,you
can also lose on weight.now i want
to introduce you with my slave and
ozzy who is soiling the world with
his useless being.now change the
subject.

   this month three guys got 20
fletch points from me.i will give
the scene baron title to the guys
who'll get a total 35 points from
me.this month's list as follows:

   1)A-MAN:he got 10 fletches for
           his cool musics and es-
           pecially for 'take my
           breath away'

   2)INCUBUS:he got 7 fletches for
             his ability with
             starting cool friend-
             ships.

   3)GOLEM:for not doing anything
           he got 3 fletches.


   your master,master of the uni-
verse,fearless,lawful etc. me(of'
coz) i again made a surprise and
prepared again lots of shit that
you don't know.well,just fasten
your belt and go on reading.

   where you would have known...

...that the cosmic dust that falls
on the earth for one day is about
4 tons.

...that english kingdom family had
spent  112000$ for their horses
and 8200$ for their cars in 1983.

...that the only guilty is the
husband in taiwan if a women does
not have a child.

...that the first ear-rings were
used before the stone-age.

...that  george berhard shaw was
the first guy who rejected the os-
car in 1938.

...that cucumber was first brought
up in india.

...that first air-contiditioned
car was a packard,showed in 4 no-
vember 1939 in chicago.

...that it was talked about the
dogs but not with the cats in the
gospel.

...that the length of your mind-
finger and your hand's width is
the same.

...that spagetti and tomato sauce
are said belonging to italy but
spagetti comes from china and to-
mato sauce comes from america.

...that in the 92177a numbered pa-
ragraph in a book prepared in ame-
rica names ad 'travel',it's writ-
ten 'don't kiss your girlfriend in
a taxi in the capital city of tur-
kiye,ankara!'.you stupid silly ma-
niac writters.if i want i can kiss
if i want i can f...

...that one of three guys living
in germany is living alone.


   if i go on with like this  then
all the chapter will be filled.i
had 4 or perhaps more times  of
these things but yes it's enough.
so what to do?let's continue this
crap shit.what's your opinion abo-
ut the telephone?yes i mean the o-
ne that has keys on it,the one
that awakens you in the best time
of your sleep and the one that you
shold have it.let's talk about it.
by the way falcon won't understand
it but anyway...last week i reali-
zed an article,telephone is used
by women more often than men.yes,
it's right.just an easy example.o-
ne of my old friends calimero,i
think you could remember her,she
talks with anybody on the phone at
least one hour.now i want to pub-
lish a small part of this text.

   -women talk more often and very
long on the phone.

   -men talk about their jobs whi-
le women chats.

   -men want to find telephone li-
nes free while women busy them.

   -the nine of ten guys who talks
more than 20 times on the phone
per week are women.

   -women talk short only when
they're giving orders to men.

   yes,that's the matter.ozzy! the
telephone is ringing,answer it.if
it is to me shut it!if it is to
you shut it too.oh no! don't think
that i'm an nervy person.i someti-
mes get angry.do you interested
why?no,no,no it's not a very im-
portant subject but i can hear you
asking.so here's some reasons that
make me crazy.i'm get mad when...

...my mistress leaves notes to my
telephone starting with 'darling..

...the matches can't be lighten at
the first time.

...the tea glasses drops liquid
from the bottom.

...the children jumps on the floor
in next flat to me.

...it's understood that my jewe-
lary which everbody envies is a
fake one.

...the side-arbitrator decides an
offside in soccer.

...my neighbour leaves the lift
without wishing me good day.

...someone reads these silly staff
heh he.

   as you see i don't get angry to
often.hey ozzy,bring my giotine as
my 143 numbered girlfriend didn't
sign the book today.she also did
it 4 years ago so i'm angry.she
drives me crazy...oh,as i said
crazy,i can understand that you
missed it a lot(you should do).so
to make you crazy,don't be lazy,i
am starting ozzy!

         you are crazy if

...you think that there is someone
still clever in accuracy.

...you go to shopping as your mot-
her asks in the best minutes of a
cool movie.

...you haven't hit the loudly cr-
ying childen near you yet.

...you are washing your car in the
middle of the street.

...you can easily visit a barber.

...you search for an important te-
lephone number for three days but
find it in 5 minutes after it's
too late.

...you open your letters with
bursting.

...the girl you are interested in
looks very cool from far away but
very ugly from closer.

...you wish your jean everyday.

...you insist on a crazy-hunger
for a regime.

...you like visiting the dentists.

...you still reading this text.


   ok,it's enough.all of you bored
me.you are still reading this part
as it seems you don't have any-
thing to do.ozzy,show the way  to
door to the gentelmen!

   hating starts after the love,
but this time i still can't wait
end of the love!


                   signed:axl