Brutal Recall 05 ch10

          DID YOU KNOW THAT...

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here are some funny wanna-knows for you
  except when they are about you!?!
  some are true,some are brain-puked!

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  ...DUKE and DR. ZIVAGO both DOMINATORS
     are brothers?!?

  ...KAZAR/DUNEX only eats food witch
     there stans 'light' on?!?

  ...MANIAC/BRUTAL is also called..
     emanuelle!

  ...I+T cracked pang more than 2 hours
     before LEGEND and gave it to nei
     and tsm. but nei waited for LEGENDS
     version! I+T really had the first
     release of this game!

  ...BAZE/BRUTAL fell of a stolen bike
     during his extreme act of folly.

  ...ANTICHRIST/GP is spreading lame
     rumours about IKARI+TALENT! just
     to get the other mags to look bad!

  ...you still can trade cigarets for
     originals with BAZE/BRUTAL!
     (ed. what is all this SHIT?!?)

  ...TCH/BRUTAL is getting better and
     better to speak danish?!?

  ...GHOST/COSMIC supply baze/brutal
     with cigarets?!?
     (ed. more SHIT?!?)

  ...ECCO/X-FACTOR is very good at
     football!

  ...BRUTAL is 1 year old right now?!?
     (ed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY (RCS))!

  ...an total unknown mag wrote that
     MANIAC/BRUTAL re-cracked a preview
     from GENESIS! this is a big lie!
     MANIAC/BRUTAL have and wont and
     will never re-crack!

  ...MANIAC/BRUTAL lives on a farm!

  ...DEPEH/ANTIC has to be one of the
     shortest guys in the scene!

  ...TRIX/CONIC every morning has to get
     up before 5 o'clock just to milk
     the cows at his parents farm!

  ...TCH/BRUTAL hates counting vote-
     sheets but R.C.S./IKARI likes it!

  ...everybody called STAR/ANTIC "BULF"
     at the horizon party and he hated
     it. (ed.i wonder what it means?!?)

  ...JAYCE/PARADIZE,MARCUS/CROSS,AKTIE/
     TRIAD and HCL/ANTIC all are living
     besides eachother!

  ...BAZE/BRUTAL went to the famous
     danish "midtfyns-festival"(concert)
     after the concert he stole a racing
     bike together with GHOST/COSMIC.
     (what a naughty boy!)

  ...UNCLE X/PARAGON is doing a tour
     through scandinavia to visit his
     contacts overthere.

  ...ANTIC lives for one year now!
     (ed. congratulations dudes!)

  ...SLASH and MANIAC/BRUTAL will have
     to milk MANIACS cows every morning.
     (ed. nice job!)

  ...BAZE/BRUTAL thinks he's a cool
     cracker.

  ...TRIX/CONIC asked the other members
     to change the name into "COWNIC".

  ...YOKO/COSMIC isn't a coder!

  ...BAZE/BRUTAL his little brother
     (SLAZE) is a fucking lamer,atleast
     sometimes!

  ...this is the end!

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if you know some didaknowa or just wanna
  rag on someone by telling some cool
  jokes'n'shit about him then send to:

            "BRUTAL RECALL!"
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