Propaganda 12 ch07

 W       S
 WELCOME STRANGER..

 You just dared to enter the castle
 of illusions, the place where we have
 the most influence on you, the place
 where we manipulate you, your thoughts
 and desires... You can run, you can
 flee, still none ever discovered the
 secret of our success, welcome to
 the secret laboraties of satisfaction,
 perfection and entertainment... As
 usual it needs Majesty to guide you
 through the following pages, that
 contain the obligatory stuff plus a
 couple of extra goodies from your
 Santa Claus since you have been nice
 over the previous month..



 We kick off with some more
 extravagant news and gossip from
 the elite scene, namely 'Stop the
 Press' likely the most interesting
 and as a matter of fact, the most
 hated part in here (incase your
 handle fills up some lines, others may
 have a good laugh tho.. about YOU!!)
 Then we have a special report about
 the groovy guys in Illusion, certainly
 something you shouldn't miss, obtained
 and written by our special undercover
 agents. Then we go on with some more
 quotes from elite and not so elite
 people, you gotta read between the
 lines and you might recognize a 'bit'
 of irony. Later event is a cute story
 about a new group being build just



 recently.. ENJOY.. And we end this
 with the last words (obvious), a
 'thank you' list to some who deserve
 it for whatever reasons. As a matter
 of fact I couldn't get the interview
 with DUKE in time since he's still
 busy explaining a load of people
 that his groups name 'REGINA' has
 nothing in common with the wellknown
 'VAGINA' and he just told me that
 he's definately NOT gonna change his
 handle to COITUS INTERRUPTUS like
 some other magazine invented he would.
 Furthermore, THE PULSE already should
 have been out since a while but DUKE
 couldn't find anything to rag on last
 months Propaganda that's why he got
 stucked in his gossip chapter and



 currently knows nothing to fill it
 with, sad Alex, we in the Propaganda
 staff hope this issue and especially
 this chapter brings back your lost
 inspiration.. You may even feel free
 to copy something out of here to
 avoid any longer delays, I want to
 see the new issue, I just LOVE your
 charset.. Ehrm well, anything else...
 Oh yes, incase you ain't a owner of
 a modem, mail me a letter, disk,
 postcard or your monthly sellery to:

 Majesty
 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
                  And there we go..



 S    T   P
 STOP THE PRESS...

 DUKE, who recently build a new group
 called REGINA (in memory of his grand-
 mother) exclusively explained us the
 principle of how to make a magazine
 just like THE PULSE: 'Well, it needs
 Propaganda in either way, meaningwise
 and the G*P magazine to fill half the
 mag with useless rags and threats,
 furthermore it is VERY important to
 stretch the texts to its maximum and
 possibly include as many hard to say/
 spell words to make the text look,
 lemme say it like this, experient or
 more elite alike so that even the
 last mail trader believes its good !'



 In addition to this DUKE is going to
 release a handy note file along with
 the next edition of THE PULSE 'Better
 homes and magazine editing'.

 Whole GENESIS*PROJECT sweden has been
 gone for a while, curing out their
 intimate desease NEWSCOPY brought into
 the group on a private G*P weekend
 orgy.

 ARGOS/SUNRISE recently discovered
 the advantages of a BLUE BOX and
 CARDS, here's what he said: 'That's
 so damn cool, now that I use this
 stuff my phone bills are below the
 usual 1OOO+ US Dollars.. You should
 try it !'  (ED. We do since years ???)



 MAJESTY recently has been trying to
 get rid of his daily hangovers with
 various ways, but nothing really
 seems to work. When we questioned
 him what his problem is he came up
 with this: 'Well, I don't really
 know what it could be, I take 5
 Alka Selzer pills and mix them with
 a glass of Jack Daniels, but my
 hangover even gets worse ?! Weird..'

 (ED. For risks and secondary effects
      request your doc or pharmacist)

 PURGATORY is down. Illusion USA
 pretends that BRETT moved and has no
 time for a board anymore, but we in
 the Propaganda staff ofcourse know



 the truth. BRETT got jailed for public
 drug consume. Talking about Illusion,
 theres an exclusive report about them
 a couple of pages ahead.

 The situation in RED SECTOR is getting
 worse, now PSYCHOBILLY announced he'd
 kick 5O% of the members (that's about
 37 people) if they don't follow the
 RSI main rules no more (1) 'Call EACH
 board around the globe atleast twice
 or better more a day' (2) 'Pay your
 monthly 2O german marks in time, else
 I might get in trouble to pay off MY
 phonebill'

 (QUOTE COMMUNIST)
 'Mc Donalds ist einfach guuuuuut....'



 Latest Rsi Members:
 Quasimodo (group-fool, he's to blame
 for everything that goes wrong), TPM
 (The Paying Member, the new mail
 trader in Rsi from Lumpur/Malaysia)
 and Hunchback (rumours say he is a
 belgian and in another group aswell?)
 Furthermore we finally found out what
 TMN (The Main Nigger) does for Rsi,
 hacking cards for ALL members on c-64,
 Pc, Amiga, Snes, Gameboy, Atari 26OO,
 Spectrum, Sega Megadrive and cleaning
 Psychobilly's shoes once a week.

 BEAVIS+BUTTHEAD-The Movie, coming
 into the european theatres shortly,
 including RADAR as BEAVIS and TYREE
 as BUTTHEAD (ED. Suits your intelect



 perfectly) We just got ahold of RADAR
 in a short break (QUOTE RADAR): 'The
 making of this movie is quite cool, I
 just have some problems keeping the
 scripts in mind.. Hehehe, hoho, thats
 cool.. How was that ?!' (ED. PERFECT
 Hartmut, go ahead..)

 SHADOW got busted for abusing 95O's
 and got locked away again.. Not in a
 jail though but along with his mom
 in a seperate cell of her house.. In
 the meantime THOR exchanges broken
 broomsticks for Andy's mom and feeds
 him with foreskin cheese, provided
 by COLDRAKE. Scary.

 End. But go on reading, more coming.



         T     A     I
         TRUTH ABOUT ILLUSION !

 After all those internal fights and
 struggles inside ILLUSION it's just
 obligatory that we in the Propaganda
 staff had to take care and sent our
 special agent COOPER to bring light
 into the gloomy situation in the
 group.

 In his note 'Explanations' Freestyle
 accused BRETT for being too stupid to
 keep his board PURGATORY online at
 once (eg half the drives were off hook
 etc). When we asked BRETT about this
 he had quite some interesting things
 in reply (QUOTE BRETT) 'Well what



 FREESTYLE and the rest didn't knew was
 that PURGATORY originally ran on ONE
 1541 only (the system drive), all the
 wares drives actually were FAKE DIRS,
 easily to be edited with a normal
 DIR EDITOR, thats why you can't leech
 shit off my wares drives (makes things
 a LOT easier, I mean, leeching ties up
 a board too much anyways sooo)' (ED.
 Well ??!) Next Illusion member we
 paged was DERBYSHIRE RAM and after he
 replugged his third tooths he had to
 say something to the current situation
 aswell (QUOTE DERBY RAM) 'Since my
 wife has strictly forbidden that I
 call boards again by putting a toll
 free number blocker on my line I was
 rather addicted to BRETT to call me



 that we actually could transfer games,
 but since Brett is pretty much on
 drugs he preferly called ICE CUBE and
 smoked joints online with him. Sad
 but true, thats why we actually lost
 a couple of releases.' (ED. Mhhh)
 Next one to ask was TRONIC who just
 returned back to sweden from Japan
 (QUOTE TRONIC) 'Sayonara, I don't
 really have complaints about the
 american members, I actually voted
 SUSIEUZI into the group because her
 handle sounds simular to SUSHI, my
 favourite food since my Japan stay.'
 Next we asked were the two inactive
 norwegian members HERO & GENE (QUOTE
 HERO) 'Hehehehe, well, hehehehe, I
 dunno, hehehe, ILLUSION #1, hehe...'



 (QUOTE GENE) 'Since I still gotta do
 2O31 out of my 3482 hours of social
 work for phone fraud and selling PC
 stuff I'm not quite much informed
 what's been going on in the group, but
 may I tell how I spend my 8 hours a
 day of social work in our local zoo ?'
 (ED. No thanks) When we tried to call
 SUSIEUZI for a statement a sort of
 answering machine picked up on her
 number saying 'TO JOIN THE DOMINANT
 MASTER AND SERVANT STROKING SESSION
 EITHER ENTER YOUR VALID CREDIT OR
 CALLING CARD NOW OR CALL US TOLL FREE
 AT THE MULTI NODE LINES 1800-382-PAIN
 OR 1800-382-HURT' and as no one of us
 had a working card we had to drop her
 off our list (ED. Atleast we finally



 got to know HOW ILS US supplies the
 euro members with cards, ehrm ?!)
 Later that month, both the american
 section and DERBY RAM released a
 second and third note accusing
 FREESTYLE to be a liar & backstabber
 (ED. Much easier for BARRY, so he
 could leave his tooths out the mouth)
 When we questioned FREESTYLE about
 all the happenings he was rather
 outraged and shouted 'FUCK! Now that
 I left ILLUSION can be considered
 dead. I was the most important member,
 the brain of the group..' PROPAGANDA:
 'Thomas, what was your job to be
 precise ?' FREESTYLE: 'Obviously that
 is NOT your business, but still, I
 was the brain of the group..'



 (ED. Well..) Final conclusion, there
 might have been problems, but they
 still didn't figured WHAT.. But then
 again, FREESTYLE is no longer a part
 of the group, so they might have
 finally recognized.. Latest newsflash
 from Illusion, according to DERBYRAM
 he signed a commercial contract with
 'Kukident 3rd tooths cleaning paste'
 to finance further originals.
 TRONIC stopped releasing WIDE SCREEN
 and started up with a new magazine
 called 'WOK' including recipes of
 asian specialities. So good luck all
 you Illusion'ers, and may the dope
 be with you.. (ED. Get outta here
 BRETT)
                     Agent Cooper!



    I    N  M       W  M    H
    IT'S NO MISTERY-WE MAKE HISTORY!

 Another collection of 'famous' peoples
 quotes, it took a while to think of a
 few remarkable, but you just have call
 to call three boards a day and you'll
 be filled in into some peoples wicked
 attitudes/thoughts immediately.

 RADAR/LAGERFELD

 'No, EVEN if theres an ENIGMA placed
  in the memory of my version, I did
  NOT recrack it..'

 'OFCOURSE I can Blue Box... ...but I
  need that card because, blablabla...'



 'I am so strong, I am so beautyful, I
  am so intelligent.. Damn, my wet
  diaper itches, MOOOOOOOOOOMY ??!!!'

 EDWIN VAN SANTEN/2OCC

 'Damn, wish I could give you a card
  but the 5O,OOO I pulled yesterday are
  all dead, weird ?!'

 BOD/TALENT

 'Uhhhh Baby, mhhhh, ohhhh (moan, moan)
  ahhh, lick lick'

 FREESTYLE

 'Now that I left, Illusion is dead...'



 VORTEX/EPIC

 'Me upload wares new of Epic to wrong
  drives coz' I know not what rules are
  on boards'

 (GET A DICTIONARY.ED)

 CROSSFIRE/EPIC

 'This game MIGHT be 8 years old but I
  don't think it's been released on
  the boards before, soooo...'

 SOLAR/F4CG

 'My chickens kept me busy that's why
  Pirates is delayed..'



 DUKE/REGINA

 'Crunching my text files ?! What for,
  obviously you don't know what you are
  talking about, the long files make
  the whole represation of THE PULSE a
  lot better, who'd bother leeching
  if it's 2OO+ blocks shorter ?'

 PSYCHOBILLY/RSI

 'We just removed a couple of members
  off the list, so we are down to 3O
  again..'

 ROCKSTAR/TALENT

 'Krishna, hare hare..'



       T     L      A T    S
       TURBO LAMERS-A TRUE STORY!

 Well, this happened to a very good
 friend of mine (let's name him KEVIN,
 to avoid anonym bomb threats and
 killing attempts of people involved
 in this report) a couple of months
 ago. He lived in the city of ******
 (obviously I have to keep this anonym
 aswell) and belonged to a group which
 in 1989 was one of the best but now
 has been quit for quite some time. My
 friend used to mailtrade and was known
 for being a pretty decent coder having
 won various demo compos and parties.

 Then one warm thuesday in may his



 doorbell rang and a strange dude stood
 behind the door, holding a grey plastic
 bag full of disks. WHO THE FUCK, my
 friend said, and the stranger
 interrupted him with a squeezy voice
 that pumped cold sweat onto my friends
 forehead, I'VE HEARD YOU ARE A COOL
 CODER AND YOU ALSO SWAP. THATS SO...
 COOL !

 DO YOU BELONG TO ANY TEEAM I KNOW, my
 friend asked. WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT
 THATS BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT MY C64 BUT
 I'VE SENT AN APPLICATION FOR MEMBER-
 SHIP TO ATLEAST 20 GROUPS, I SHOULD
 BE GETTING AN ANSWER IN JUST A COUPLE
 OF DAYS. SURE, SURE, my friend said,




 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ANYWAYS ?!
 I'D LIKE TO COPY SOME NEW STUFF, IF
 YOU PLEASE, the visitor said and
 waved his bag filled with like 12O+
 disks with a satanic glare in his
 eyes. Maybe the flattering the
 stranger used had some effect because
 my friend let the lamer in and allowed
 to copy the latest stuff. After a
 couple of hours the visitor left with
 dozens of filled disks and a happy
 smile upon his lips. THANS, THIS IS
 REALLY GREAT STUFF, THANKS YOU, the
 stranger numbled while leaving. WELL,
 MADE ANOTHER NEW C64 OWNER HAPPY, my
 friend thought and flet more or less
 satisfied helping a beginner. Next
 afternoon yesterdays visitor was again



 infront of the door with a bag full of
 disks. Buth this time he had brought a
 friend with him; a second lamer who
 stood on the doorstep; with a box full
 of disks. The first looked more
 confident and sure of himself than he
 had been on thuesday. He told my
 friend that he had build a new group
 with the other guy. The groups name
 was 'ULTRA PAMPERS' and they would
 concentrate on swapping in the
 beginning but as the second lamer
 said 'A MEGA-DEMO FROM US WILL SOON
 BE RELEASED! BY THE WAY, DO I CODE
 A SCROLLER ?', my friend had this
 strange, scary feeling again. My
 friend thought that every beginner
 should be helped and let the visitors



 in, after a few hours of copying disks
 the lamers left and he felt that he
 had done the right thing. On saturday
 my friend was lying on his bed with
 a little hangover to get rid off
 while he heard his doorbell ringing.
 'WHO THE HELL DISTURBS DECENT PEOPLE
 ON SATURDAY MORNINGS' he thought and
 discovered four members of Ultra
 Pampers behind the door. Both of the
 fridays visitors had recruited a new
 member and now they'd also like to
 copy 'a couple of disks' as they said,
 all waving their grey bags full of
 disks. 'HEY GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU COME
 BACK TOMMORROW, I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD
 RIGHT NOW' my friend said.. But then
 he saw the lamers faces go sad and



 decided to let the bastards in. The
 'Pampers' spent their time with
 shouting and copying and breaking the
 funiture so that my friend was very
 glad to get rid of them. Then on
 sunday .. Eight creeps invaded his
 house and my friend had trouble
 finding a polit way to kick the
 bastards out. On monday he regreted
 his politeness as 16 'cool guys'
 stood on the parch. 'YO MAN, IT'S A
 COPY PARTY!'. They had brought
 brought with them computers, drives
 and modems. With the modem they
 recruited new people on the 'party'
 so that on the second day Ultra
 Pampers had 32 members. After the
 copy party my friend had three very



 nice days, but even then he felt
 that he'd hear from them again and
 a cold feeling crept into his spines.
 On saturday he woke up with a
 terrible noise. He looked through
 his wondow to a near by football
 field where masses of people gathered
 together - 512 ULTRA PAMPERS MEMBERS.
 My friend escaped from his house. As
 he ran away he saw the 512 lamers
 walking towards his door, all waving
 grey bags full of disks. Later events
 could be rad in the newspaper as more
 and more lamers invaded his hometown.
 Next friday 32456 LAMERS arrived,
 filling all motels, hotels and camping
 areas, and no end for this could be
 seen. After four days 546987 VISITORS



 were ruining the economy of the whole
 country, leaving behind ruins and
 burned land. Well, as this isn't a
 horror magazine I'll skip this story
 with 5293812 LAMERS. In the end my
 friend sat in his cold and dark
 hotelroom, wondering how things would
 be if he just shot the first lamer
 in the very beginning... . .....

 And the moral of this story:


       SHOOT LAMERS  IMMEDIATELY
       SHOOT LAMERS, IMMEDIATELY...


               Go on reading Homes..



 A          T         C
 ADDITIONAL THREATS & COMMENTS..

 Yawn, coming closer to the end for
 this months compilation of hilarious
 lyrics and facts. You feel offended
 and pissed ?! GOOD !! Thats the true
 meaning of it. You can still leave
 mail bombs and constructive critism
 on either DOWN BY LAW (XXXXXXXXXXXX)
 or THE DUNGEON, the Propaganda Hq
 with the official online voter incase
 you feel to change sthg in the charts
 with YOUR votes (XXXXXXXXXXXX). These
 textlines are a brand of 'Creative
 Strategy' (TM) (c) 1993 by MAJESTY of
 ever so popular TALENT. PROPAGANDA
 is copyright by GENESIS*PROJECT 91-93.



 Thank you, Merci & Dankeschoen for
 either giving me inspiration or
 helping me in some other way (note,
 my bank account number has changed,
 you may send donations in the mail
 from today on) to MAREN (for having
 patience, the stress to finish this
 text in time MAY have reduced my
 potence, but now that it's out we
 are back to normal eh, haha), DUKE
 (to be honest, I dunno what for,
 just enjoy this Issue, I am sure you
 will, hahahehehohaheoha..), whole
 LEGEND (to send those CAMEL test
 packs was a nice move, cough..),
 whole ILLUSION (you have been nice
 interview partners, (QUOTE DERBY RAM)
 'Really, slurch, pffft, %&!$, where



 are my thooths ?!'), LUCKY STRIKE (for
 pushing me to a possible inflambation
 of the lungs with any cigarette..),
 RADAR/LAGERFELD (for constant weak
 rags, you're the classic example for
 growing raggers how NOT to do it..),
 WESTMINSTER ICE TEA (obviously you
 guys put too less sugar in your stuff,
 good work though. (now figure what it
 has in commom with this magazine ?!),
 THE DUNGEON/PROPAGANDA HQ (for being
 down ANY time I try to upload my stuff
 for the magazine) and YOU.

 Keep your eyes open for the Propaganda
 Staff at the party in Denmark dudes.

          Later, Marco & Maren 1O/93