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* again a new chapter for the cool
internal!.... this time it's chief ed.2
whose writing this shit!...
forgive me all when i sound a bit dis-
orientated but i'm feeling a tiny bit
drunk. i only had 5 HOEGAARDEM and 1
WHITE trapist and some dirty red wine!..
. shit i feel terrible!... still i've
got to write this shit as it's so
fucking important that the masses get
their monthly sex stories!...
i don't know if this chapter will stay
the same and we'll always print those
(dirty) stories... i guess not because
they're just made on a lonely hot summer
day (night) and even worse by some
perverts... i guess life's hard....
anyway, nobody says you have to read
this shit.... there are enough chapters
which can forfill your appetit!....
well, i guess i and brezjnev will now
try to fill your filthy brains with some
self made stories!... i have to say i'd
more of these but i lost some of them!
(3) so only 1 story from me myself and i
... i hope you nevertheless will try to
enjoy it a bit or will just switch over
to the culturel detachement!....
the stories which will be printed are:
HOME ALONE (by y.e.)
for all those perverts outthere.... fuck
off!....
anyway, i guess this chapter will never
be published so....
shit, i'm quite drunk.... but i enjoyed
the liquid!...
i know this chapter could be again a
dirty rip off but it ain't as we
published these kind of stories back
in the old days with ATROG ...
if you don't believe it then order a
copy of it!...
well, as it looks now i still have
to fill 6 pages before starting with
my one and only story....
here are some usefull addresses for
ordering the latest ....
BREZJNEV/WOW: (for the latest issue
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx of BIG BOOBS!)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!)
xxxxxxx
EINSTEIN/WOW: (for splendid ideas
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx for internal!....)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!)
xxxxxxx
sorry for all these commercial breaks...
* some porno films tips:
-joytoys
-these buns are for hire
-i want a buttlight
-sea of love
-charlie angels
-all YAB YUM films
-all VIDEORAMA films
-most of the SUNSEX films
-etc....
and now a software
sexstory
7 july 1987, it all happened on a
hot summer day!... a couple had a lot
of domestic problems... he was a
hard working bussiness man and she
was a rich 'housewife'...
she wanted more of her life then just
playing the lovely wife...
the man didn't care less about his wife
and like every bussiness man he had an
affaire with his secretary.
when his wife got to hear this she
was planning to get even!....
she hired herself a black gardner,
a butler, and some girls to dress her,
wash her,...etc...
when her man left the house to go on
a bussiness trip, she was thinking
about relaxing....
it all begin in the morning,
after a long hot night, she was bading
in the sweat. her thin body was wet
and while she undressed she became
a bit horny. then her 2 servants came.
the 2 young girls saw their mistress
naked with firm , well-formed brests
standing under the shower. after
she came out, they had to rub her in
and make her even more beautiful then
she already was!....
lana was a girl of 22 years of age,
she weigh about 50 kilos,had brests
like maria whittaker and was about
1.60 of height,black hair.petra,was 19
about 1.80, 67 kilos and had brests
like kim basinger and had blonde hair.
the mistress was an woman of 30 with
a body like madonna... she was already
worn out a bit but still ready for
action!.... the 2 girls rubbed her in
and touched her brests gently...
they also rubbed in her intimate place.
while doing this the mistress demanded
to be fucked. the 2 girls were very
surprised but the mistress said,
look down in the drawner. the 2 girls
found huge fake-plastic-cocks...
and a little cord with 5 little balls
.... she said, play with it and
let lana put it in petra's pussy....
at first the 2 girls didn't like the
idea but after saying they'd be given
a big raise they'd do everything.
lana took the little cord with 5
plastic balls and shoved them 1 by
1 into petra's cunt... she pushed down
her love-lips aside so she could see
the red clit and underground...
she licked her vagina-juice and her
clit!... then she pulled the little
balls gently out of her pussy!....
in the meanwhile the mistress had
taken a fake dick with 2 ends....
after petra and lana were ready she
demanded petra to stick one end into
her ass while she sticked the other
half into hers!....
lana looked down at them and was
licking her mistress'nippels!....
they were so hard and rose ... she
almost bit them off!....
then she took 2 dildos and shoved
them into the vagina of her mistress
and petra... petra groaned and came...
her mistress didn't but said they
could go and do their normal jobs!...
she dressed herself only with 1 dress.
she was naked under it...
she went outside and found the gardner
... joe was his name...
he was in the greenhouse...
she walked near him and when she
walked over the air-warming-system, he
could see her lovely body clearly...
joe, a man of 24 had already a stiff
one... she had noticed it and had
demanded him to lay down on the ground.
he obeyed and she pulled his pants down
... also his slip and a big (27 cm)
dick came out!... she was fucking horny
and sat herself on him!... she felt
awesome when the big cock came inside
of her!... when he came, she waited
some seconds and gave him a blowjob...
after that he licked her vagina and
her ass.... he shoved one of his tools
into her tight ass and shoved his cock
again into her pussy...
she didn't came but that would come
when the buttler joined them!...
he had come with a telephone call
from her husband!... she took it in
the greenhouse... (the call and the
buttler). while the black gardner
was fucking her in her ass the buttler
was fucking her in her pussy!....
while she was talking with her husband
... he couldn't hear a thing as they
had put on some music...
she came when they both pushed their
dicks as far as they could into her
body!....
'oh....ohohohoho....yeah,dear husband
.... fine you're coming ba....aaaaaagg
ghhhhhhhh!.... what a nice feeling....
...' the man answered: 'what did you
say, darling'... she said: 'fuck off
buster, you're finished...'
'i have my servants to please me now'
.... he said: 'what the hell are you
talking about'... she answered: '
come home and found out'....
he said: 'bye,bye darling till soon
honny pon...,i'll be seeing you'
Y.E
FIRST AID WITH UNDRESSING.
--------------------------
suppose that a (horny)eatable lady
whispers in yer ear:"COULD YOU PLEASE
HELP ME UNDRESSING ?????".what are ya
gonna do ???easy. ya begin to work on
yer checklist....
THE BRA.the locking could be a problem.
for the lamers and fegs :it's mostly on
da back but it could also be on da side,
or even in front....
with hookies or with da 'KNAK'-system:
the only thing the redaction can say
'bout that :PRACTICE ....in a lingerie-
shop(ed:this word exists !!!DUDES:we
ain't interested in its existance!!)
on an unsunny afternoon .
after the bra THE PANTIE(S).hey ,we
skipped the sockings???OFCOURS,lamo...
(ed.and you who are such experienced
sexmaniacs...aahhhaahh,what a shame!!)
the sockings are stuck to the suspender-
belt and the suspenderbelt stays were
it is..that 's why she put it on,stupid.
don't think like the most people,that
the pantie only can be removed when the
whole mess of sockings and suspenderbelt
is dismantled...
DA PANTIE(S).those one goes out.but very
slowly,by wich she stretches her legs.
(ed.legs or SEX??) use two of your
fingers and let the rest glide over her
leg.
AT LAST:try to find a place in the bed-
room(ed.hey,and what if ya do it in da
kitchen or da toilet??)were ya can put
the lingerie...beside the bed or on the
nightlocker. it happens that da clothing
has to be searched in a hurry...
searching costs time....and sometimes...
A PAIR OF NEW TEETH...HAHAHA!!!!!
and now for da lame farmboys:
take the front of her blouse plus her
shirt under it.....with a rough strike
ya pull da whole thing down...(ed.what
about da bra???*pessengirls don't wear
a bra(i mean real ones))
and ya see da giant BIG BOOBS jumping
out...be a bit carefull with da...
DEFLORATION......BOTH OF YA...HAHAHAAH!!
(ed.yeah...and give da poor girl five
bucks for da clothes ya have thorn up)
this is also recommanded for quickers!!
- have a nice shearching in ya diction-
nary.....
OLD BREZNJEV
ooooh yeee .....am i tired ......been
working too much i think....
if ya have any sexproblems:
CALL 32/(0)xx/xxxxxxxx
and ask for YVES
my addy has already appeared....
LITTLE UNUSUAL SEXSTORY.
------------------------
the rain was pooring down when i
was washing my car(ed.hey,LAMO-who WASH-
ES his CAR when its RAINING????).
yep,that was yesterday...lots of things
happened then ...!!
as i was going for the soap(ed.-BAR??)
- da wash-leather...
suddenly this horny pussy was stand-
ing in front of me....she had these long
shaved legs and a wetshirt wich made her
tits look like giant MEATLOOFBALLZ(ed.
what da heck is dad???)with two refresh-
ing onions on top of 'em ...(ed.what are
we eating today ,mum???meatballz with
onions????)...while she was likin' her
finger(ed.yours or hers???),she said:
"WANNA TRY ME????"
she twisted her lips(ed.she did what??)
and moved one leg over another.....
"what could it hurt to take her for my
own pleasure(ed.fucking EGOIST ....)",i
thought to myself.
my hand slipped into her blouse....
i took her melon in my hand and used it
as a toy .... my other hand flooted into
her tight short dress....her pussy was
already wet...i opened da buttons one by
one ....she was doing the same thing ...
only i wasn't wet....
ones she got hold of my WILLY,he became
as hard as steel and she made him glide
slowly into her cunt(ed.whats a cunt???)
well,at least that was what she thought
...but i just stamped him in as hard
and as deep as i could ... it was just
like her eyes would fall out and as if
she couldn't bread anymore..... i took
her in my arms and kept stamping in her
pussy wich was having a hard time right
now....hehehe(ed.is he a pessen or what?
YEP,he is WHAT.)
i almost reeped her,but didn't ...she
came ...at last...but i didn't(ed.heyho,
mister fatneck)i pulled my trigger out
and put it into her mouth wich was wide
open ....finally it came .it seemed like
there were liters of it streaming into
her mouth...WILLY hadn't dun this since
decades .....she wasn't fast enough to
swallow the whole lot ...it was flooting
from her cheeks .... after a while it
had stopped...i put him back on his
normal place(ed.whoes him??)..
she looked totally DISORDERD ..
i wanted to give her a kiss for the
suffer she had to resist but her mouth
smeeled like a three-day-rotten-egg.
so i said..:"BEAT IT LADY"
she went and ....never returned
(ed.aaaaghh what a sad end..hehe!!)
NEW :
-----
our vmb is at number:32/xxx/xx.xx.xx
tell all ugly english words you
know....and all folks who speak dutch
tell all dutch ugly words...
the vmb calls itself:
"OTTENMANIA,THE REAL ONE"
well,get ready for another of those
DILDOO SEXSTORIES....
it was already 8 o'clock....and she
still hadn't arrived....what kept her
so long???
at the end of the street stood a blond
with a white furcoat...her tits made
an outrages impression ....i couldn't
be wrong ..this had to be her.
i walked towards her and asked:"miss
brown???"."YES",she answered with a
broad smile....
well,the boss surely knows how and wich
lady to pick for a secretary.."would you
please follow me ...",i said.we went to
da chevi the boss hired for da occasion.
boy,did he slag on me 4 what would hap-
pen to me if i had an accident...
i walked around the car to open - opened
the door ,while showing my best sides -
charmes......
i started the car and drove off.
we had been driving for 'bout ten
minutes i think, when she suddenly
pointed a gun at my ballz.she said:
"I'M HUNGRY."."hey lady,we can stop
right here and go to a restaurant ,if
that is what you want...",i said fright-
ened."I SEE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
... OPEN YER PANTS AND KEEP DRIVIN'",she
said ....she took one ball in her hand -
turned it softly..well,that was enough
for me to get an erection...
she began to suck my dick like it hadn't
been sucked in decades .....and i think
that this chevi had never drivin' diz
fast ....not to mention what my boss
would do if he saw me doing this...
after i had come ....i looked at her
face ... the spermpieces hung on her
cheeks...."SAY...YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A
HANKY,WOULD YOU???",she asked .....
"yeah sure.over there in the locker.",i
said ....she took two of 'em ...one
to clean her face...and one for the mess
i had made on my pents....
i said to the lady:"..i think i'm gonna
like you..."."LET'S GO TO MY PLACE.",she
replied.
she had a big flat in one of the most
expensive hotels in town.so i said to
her:"so tell me,why you really came to
the appointment ????"...
she said:"ONE...I AIN'T MISS BROWN..-
TWO...TO ANSWER YER QUESTION...I WAS
LOOKIN' FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE"
so i replied:"well,that is the least of
my problems....i got a bigger one..."
she:"YEAH .... WHAT ???"
me:"YOU!!!"
i laid my arms on her ass and began to
kiss her in the neck...she turned and we
kissed...i took her up and asked mum-
blinging:"wweeerezz da bedroom"....
she stopped kissin' and said:"I PREFER
TO DO IT ON THE KITCHENTABLE...."
well,i can tell ya one thing ..that sure
was the biggest kitchentable i have ever
seen...we undressed eachother ..i played
with her clitto as she wasn't finished
with undressing me(ed.yeah ,i also have
such difficult buttons)....mmmmmm... i
liked her pussy ....she became as horney
as the wild thing....that was the sign
me to fuck her ...with one tit in my
mouth we both came ...aaagggghhh....
after we had rested a while,she turned
herself and showed me her pink flesh....
i stamped my dick in it...but what did
she do!!!!she began to shit on my dick!!
hey ,no bother to me..she was the one
who had to clean it up...she took my
in her hand and swallowed the shit and
sperm all trough....bbbaaahh.....then
she laid me on the table and came sit-
ting on my face with her pussy...
she had put in a banana!!!and above all
she began to pie!!!!on my face!!!!
wwgwgggh!!!teeeccc!!!bbooom!!knots-bang!
mmmm....my right one was still the best.
i had knocked the whore K.O(ed.O.K.??)
i took my cloths and went lookin' for
da real miss brown....
THE END!!!!
hereby ,another chapter is ended...
probably a carreview
next time...
editors of this chapter:
------------------------
YOUNG EINSTEIN..OLD BREZNJEV...ED.FISHER
(GO FISH IN YOUR POOL ,ED.)
FIRE AWAY BOYZ!!!
