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Latest revision as of 21:16, 17 July 2007
Contents |
[edit] The Reformation #1 FairLight
[edit] Editorial
The Reformation #1 FairLight
Welcome to the party,
It´s only me and you,
Tell the world to go away,
And I´ll tell you what to do.
Welcome to a new Valhalla! Yes, the sad times are over and
FAIRLIGHT finally discoveres the power of mags.
Well, what so special about this mag, and what can you await from
us in future?
Well, this mag is the final result of World News and Emanuelle.
Yes, the both Austrian major mags. It will probably remind you
more on World News as I (Black Priest) will still be the main -
editor.
Please don´t criticize this first issue too much as it is delayed like
hell! Due various reasons like coding, and all the other shit, but in
the next issue all problems should be fixed.
Hmm, it´s a bit curious but I can´t tell you all credits here as I
don´t have them here. I even haven´t seen the mag here as Enduro
and Bacchus wanted the mag faster then I thought so I send Tron
the text-files through modem. I´ll tell you all credits in the next
issue then...
Through this issue, I just can hope that the text-outfit will fit.
OK, who are the guys who will edit this mag in future.
Main-editor: Black Priest of FairLight
Co-editors : Enduro of FairLight
Ayatollah of FairLight
TG-ACME of Epic
and some free-lancers (mainly modem)
Turn Joy right ==>
[edit] HEADLINES of this issue:
- Exclusive interview with Adolf/CENSOR!
- All facts about the Nightshade vs. Pacific conflict!
- Masses of adresses
- Masses of News (scene+BBS ; future+today)
- All euro BBS listend. After many guys asked for it.
- Some Norge jokes
- All details about the NSD vs. Pacific conflict.
- The true story about Fresh Prince
- New art of charts
- Demo tests from these demos:
SCL Party demo Silicon ltd.
Unlimited Power Silicon ltd.
Dungeons&Dragons Vison
Genesis Twilight
Problemchild Topaz
Fantasia 3 Oxyron
Get a life Focus
Inner Satisfaction Focus
Sex Slitro Faces
Forbidden Fruit WOW
[edit] How to get in contact with the staff:
If you´ve any questions about "The Reformation" reach us on these boards: SWE: Warez Aquarium: The Reformation HQ +XX / XXX - XXXXX Or by mail under: BLACK PRIEST / FairLight X/X XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX. XXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX or call: +XX / XXXXX - XXXXX (Gerald) ONLY on Sunday! (also for conferences!) Enduro / FairLight X/X XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX or call: +XX / XXX - XXXXX Ayatollah / FairLight X/X XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX or call: +XX / XXXXX - XXXXX ONLY between 19-20 o´clock! TG-ACME / Epic X/X XXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXX or call: +XX / (X)XXXX - XXX
[edit] Important messages
"The Reformation" is a 100 % FAIRLIGHT product. All rights reserved. Unauthorised ripping of text, public performance are only allowed with the assent of Black Priest! Copying to friends is allowed and wanted...
[edit] News & Rumours
General Infos
Everytime you see a "<", then you can be sure that the news
are 100% right, as we got them by the group themselves or we´ve
checked them!
If you know some hot news post them on Warez Aquarium, or
tell us them through phone or mail.
FLT - Delight of eternal might
[edit] Euro Board News and Rumours
DECADENCE/BRUTAL - Sysop: Deathstralker +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
<It will soon run with 240 MB hard drive, and on 2400-9600
bps! (red. hmm 9600 bps?)
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DOMINIC/DOMINATORS - Sysop: Tricket +XX/XXXX-XXXX
<Finally the board is up!
Some facts about it:
UCBBS 1.3/Pal (maybe C*Base!)
Modem: 2400 BPS Cardinal 24h online
2x1541, 2x1581, 2031 => 7000 Blocks
Sysop: Tricket
Co-Sysop: Cosmo
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GOD LAND/Freelance - Sysop: Skinhead +XX / XXXX - XXXX:
Since 22.1. this board runs on C*BASE.
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KINGDOM OF RATS/DEVICE+HTL - Sysop: Ratman
It´s also a DEVICE board now.
Warez Aquarium / +XX-XXX-XXXXX
[edit] US Board News and Rumours
DOWN THE LAW/TALENT - Sysop: Morrisey. no: XXX-XXX-XXXX
<After Morrisey joined TALENT, he opened a new board.
It will be the TALENT WHQ
Runs on C*BASE 3.1
Features Cyborg Mods
20 megs
RAM Link
It´s announced to be the fastest US board!
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THE VALLEY XXX-XXX-XXXX
<Another new US board. 620 MegaByte and it´s as far I know
SPIRIT HQ.
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DIVINE ULTIMATUM/GP+SCS -Sysop: Chameleon XXX-XXX-XXXX
It´s back again!
It runs now under GENESIS+SUCCESS flag and the Sysop is still
Chameleon. The NEW number of the board is now:
XXX-XXX-XXXX
So sind wir...
[edit] Scene News and Rumours A-M
ACTIVE
<Walker/LIGHT joined. He did this because some internal
problems, inside LIGHT. Especially with Spirou. He was in
DEICIDE first for some days, as his friend Jayce is there but
later got an offer from ACTIVE and so he joined.
ANTIC
They will stop cracking and kick out all lazy members.
ARCADE
After their death, Pol Pot, Darklord, Joe Cool, A-Man are looking
for a new group.
"Their" BBS "Holiday inn Cambodia" is now under ILLUSION label.
BRUTAL + DUNEX
R.C.S. is considering coming back to the scene.
BRUTAL+DUNEX a new coop.
CHROMANCE
TBB/ARCADE joined as a swapper
<Ollie/PRIDE joined them as an excellent graphician, coder and
cracker.
<After Mr.Wax stopped producing A.W.T.B., he searches for an-
other guy who will continue the mag. Otherwise it would die.
If you´re interested contact him (Addy in Contact Corner or leave
E-Mail on the äCå board HIGHWAY +XX/XXX XXXX.
DEICIDE
Achilles quit but is still seen on the boards.
King Tromb, Jayce and Marcus were busted for graffity, this
time in a local train-station!
DUAL CREW
New members: Dutch (TRIAD,code)
EPIC + DEVICE
S.M.D. left and they want to stay groupless from now on. They´ll
soon release a GFX-show.
Cruel/WOW joined.
Stash is EPIC´s new original supplier.
Objector was never a member of EPIC.
<EPIC+DEVICE are in coop.
Ratmen/ex-HTL joined DEVICE, so also "Kingdom of Rats" is now
under DEVICE label.
F 4 C G
Playboy/CLIQUE joined.
FACES
<Most swappers calmed their activities, like Henry (5), Jamie
(40-50), Dr. Hector and Syllinor (0). (x) means the amount of
contacts they´ve got now.
<Only Clairvoyant and Cop are still swapping with the masses.
<As Syllinor is the only active coder left, they urgently search for
some more.
FAIRLIGHT
The Sarge got his 486 SX PC. :-)
Releasing a music compilation from Red Devil any time now.
LEGEND
New members: Hok (ARCADE,?)
MECHANICUS 2124
Mason/ex-EPIC reformed the group. Some old members are back
aswell.
When the cow spits on the cat..
[edit] Scene News and Rumours N-Z
OXYRON
Machine, Scrapper, Biz Kid and Peace/all ex-BLAZE joined.
Addybook is now under OXYRON label. (As everyone knows).
PARAMOUNT
They were rebuilt quite a long time ago, but as there aren´t so
many facts about them here we´ll give you some.
Hunter/ex-TALENT rebuilt them and members are:
Hunter: lead,crack,modem
Bigfoot: 2nd leader,crack,modem
Spitfire(?): crack,modem
Syndicate: code
D.R.I.: swap
Exhibit: swap
Currently they´re looking for more talented members.
That Spitfire is back is probably only a rumour, because none of
his friends know anything about his return!
RED SECTOR INC.
Darlord/ARCADE joined.
Aslive left and is now only in G*P and FLASH INC.
SUCCESS
<Defjay/PANDORA joined as original supplier. Dannie will crack
Defjay´s originals. Nightshade speaks about 1st releases from both
of these.
Skarabee is finally back after his period of non-activity. As he
lives now in his own house, adress and phone number has been
changed.
Kopkilla, the musician changed his handle to SPHERE.
TOPAZ
Silver/HITMEN joined.
Amarok/OXYRON joined as a 2nd group.
TRIAD
Incubus/ANTIC joined as a megaswapper.
Slice and Metro/ex-HYPE joined and formed the TRIAD OZ
section. (red. Oh god!)
Killsquad left TRIAD because of time-troubles.
<Pacific was asked to leave and so he did. Now he has to clear the
conflict with Nightshade alone. (More about that in Secret
Letters). Maybe he´ll join SECTION 8 soon.
Mr. Mouse will compose some musics in the future.
VISION + GENETIX
As Decade was kicked out of EPIC, he joined VISION.
Cevin joined --> "Culture" the mag is now under V+G label.
TMB,The Mistress and Dr. Will (all in ENTROPY) joined V+G as a
2nd (or 3rd) group.
Main quitted.
VISUAL REALITY
Tecon/EPIC joined VR together with Walt/STARION, so it seems
that Walt hasn´t left the C64 scene yet as he wrote in a demo part
X-FACTOR
They´re rebuilt. At the mom. we´ve no info about the members.
Just Hercules/HEARTBEAT joined.
Fairlight-Tradition, Quality&Pride!
[edit] SINGLE NEWS
ALPHA FLIGHT 1970 is dead again. The group was only a fake one
because of Airwolf/SUCCESS played the role as 2DD/AFL 1970
and recracked some games.
5TH DIMENSION is a newly formed group in Germany, which
will produce games and demos only. Members are unknown.
The whole section of THE FORCE-OZ got kicked because of lazy-
ness.
E3/REBELS made a strike back on Jerry/TRIAD after being
accused of serveral lame-crimes.
Bomb Jack/ex-BLAZE joined REBELS.
<As ROLE is rebuilt (9th Nov. 1992), Rock´n Role will be restart
with issue 19. (Should be released in early march, as CMR said.)
<Role also released another mag called "Rythmic News". It´s no
scene mag but a music mag.
Stephen/ex-TRIUMYRAT joined ALPHA FLIGHT.
CRYSTAL made a mag, called "The Leechers Guide".
HITMEN died and some old members built up WARTEC.
LEGACY finally died once more. Jack Alien, Mutant, Chotaire
and Larry are groupless and are now searching for new groups to
join.
The OZ group THE CURE died, but their mag VIOLATION will be
release once more.
Iceman/ex-CURE joined THE END.
Gorefest/ACRISE joined PROXYON.
GOTHIC DESIGNS is back again. Also Moonlight is.
Static/GOTHIC will start to crack.
Code 18/INDIGENTS is now only in IND. after leaving LOWER
LEVEL.
Lean/ACY joined EQUINOXE.
Nameless/EXTACY joined SKYLIGHT.
GENETIX died, because DMC, the leader, quit and went to
Amiga. He had lost interest in his C64 and found it harder and
harder to find inspiration to crack. His group died on
21/2-93 because of this.
Dylance/HEADWAY quit and went (L)Amiga aswell.
Elwood and the rest of MOTION joined MANIAX as coders, etc.
MANIAX will release a demo soon, and will also design a new
outfit for Miracle #9.
Greets to Defjay/PANDORA
[edit] Charts
Top 20 Mega Allround Charts
Well, it´s always the same fucking thing when a new charts idea is
born. It´s hard to realize. Well, to make a long story short, we got
to few votes to present you here the "Elite charts ´93".
But don´t be sorry,angry or whatever, because Enduro found an-
other neat idea of allround charts, which we´ll present you here!
Just some words to my old idea with the "elite charts". Please still
send me your votes if you haven´t done this yet. Because we´ll
release these charts when we got enough votes!
First some facts about these new allround charts:
* All types of groups have a chance to enter, not only demo or
cracker-groups.
* All members in the group on the mega-chart are at least
registrated in one counted disc-magazine.
* We (Enduro,hehe) do not only count the top 10 in each mag! We
count each point a member or mag received in a mag-charts!
* The charts is based on votes from these mags.
- Moonlight #03
- Inquiry #01
- Genetic Dreams #16
- Splash #14
- AddyBook #12
- Magnetic Media #08
- Scene Observer #05
- Newspress #07
- Culture #03
- The Link #09
- Miracle #07
- Remark #17
OK, here´s the charts over the 20 BEST allround Groups in the
scene. (I´m sorry for the bit silly outfit but without Tabulator
Commands it´s quite hard to make some senseful in a proportional
charset.)
(). Group Suppliers: Points
1. LEGEND Crackergroup: 6866
(Europe) Demogroup : 26
Shock : 5404
Tot. 25173 Mirage : 2031
Delta : 24
Powerplant : 4717
Doc : 2313
XXX : 1858
Antitrack : 1597
Fletch : 301
2. FLASH INC. Demogroup : 4433
Hotshot : 3038
(Sweden) Aslive : 849
Moon : 1931
Tot. 18566 Metal : 733
Shade : 191
Creeper : 2802
Crept : 347
Zoris : 63
Zodiac : 3820
Unifer : 359
3. CREST Demogroup : 4370
(Germany) Drax : 3319
Deek : 628
Tot. 14976 MSK : 218
Xayne : 182
Bizzmo : 1361
GBF : 142
Megabyte : 26
Crossbow : 4015
Maduplec : 439
Vision : 276
4. LIGHT Demogroup : 4566
(Sweden) Smooth Cr. : 644
Bappalander : 523
Tot. 12027 Goblin : 179
Flamingo : 3820
Yabba : 2295
5. CENSOR Crackergroup: 56
(Sweden) Demogroup : 3092
Danko : 3372
Tot. 10989 Dragon : 2846
Sensei : 565
Bob : 1026
Guran : 22
Psycho : 10
6. OXYRON Demogroup : 3552
(Germany) Addybook : 2919
Scene-Obs. : 485
Tot. 10569 Pravda : 259
Andre (AS) : 74
TTS : 2664
Machine : 55
Dave : 78
Pri : 168
Kirk : 216
RRR : 10
Axis : 89
[edit] Top 20 Mega Allround Charts
(). Group Suppliers: Points
7. ILLUSION Crackergroup: 5193
(Europe) Imm. Flash : 1143 (Hmm...!?)
Baze : 584
Tot. 10029 D.Ram : 676
Sauron : 1920
NME : 255
Fist : 175
Richie : 45
Radar : 38
8. BRUTAL Crackergroup: 815
(Denmark) Demogroup : 534
Brutal Rec. : 7199
Tot. 9995 R.C.S. : 1001
TCH : 446
9. FAIRLIGHT Crackergroup: 651
(Sweden) Demogroup : 2192
Enduro : 53
Tot. 9659 Avalon : 355
Red Devil : 49
Ogami : 4206
Sarge : 164 (Hmm...!?)
Ranger : 47
Oxidy : 68
Tron : 1559
Bacchus : 315
10. CLIQUE Script : 8031
(Turkiey) Remix : 133
Strombringer: 25
Tot. 8297 Flint : 108
11. BLACKMAIL Demogroup : 3250
(Holland) Hein Holt : 4497
Orc : 200
Tot. 7947
12. TALENT Crackergroup: 4324
(England) Bod : 2904
Tot. 7228
13. TRIAD Crackergroup: 1529
(Sweden) Demogroup : 2794
Gamers Guide: 252
Tot. 7124 Incubus : 956
Tech : 78
Wingo : 53
Mr. Ammo : 25
SMD : 260
JFK : 245
King Fisher : 801
Alfatech : 131
14. ARCADE Crackergroup: 2854
(Germany) A-Man : 3205
Tyree : 108
Tot. 6193 Hok : 26
15. ENIGMA Crackergroup: 3274
(Germany) Penthagon : 243
Elegance : 420
Tot. 6189 Chrysagon : 1950
Ignorance : 302
16. CAMELOT Demogrouup : 2899
(Denmark) Glasnost : 2503
Cruzer : 523
Tot. 6060 Slammer : 135
17. SUCCESS Crackergroup: 2742
(Europe) Nightshade : 854
Airwolf : 323
Tot. 5174 Guzzler : 37
Dannie : 87
Shocker : 10
Steel : 17
Burglar : 1104
18. M.O.N. Jeroen Tel : 4755
(Belgium)
Tot. 4755
19. DOM Crackergroup: 2938
(Denmark) Demogroup : 197
Dogfriend : 1157
Tot. 4731 Rockstar : 425
Twist : 14
20. OFFENCE Demogroup : 1738
Slowpoke : 467
Red Wiz : 525
Pal : 512
Yup : 1347
The Future of the groups...
- ENIGMA´n BLACKMAIL will soon quit.(More in Secret Letters)
- FLASH INC. will claim after their mega-demo (Prometheus
Unbound)
- CENSOR will fall as they nearly only work on consoles.
- BRUTAL will disappear when Brutal Recall is dead!
- CAMELOT should claim after the release their mag.
[edit] Facts about the "Elite charts"
To make the story as short as possible I´ll only tell you the most
important facts.
Well, to make fair charts, we need votes from guys which knows
what they vote so, we´ll make here this "elite fair charts".
This look so, that cracker vote for cracker, artists for artists,...
So if you are a:
Musician, tell us your TOP 10 Musician charts
Cracker, tell us your TOP 10 cracker charts.
Artist, tell us your TOP 10 Artists charts
Coder, tell us your TOP 10 Coder charts
Well, you see we only need your TOP 10 charts every month. Not
much work and so the most fair charts would be makeable!
Tell us your charts be mail or post it on our Warez Aquarium
board.
The Reformation Votes
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+XX/XXXXX/XXXXX (Gerald) just on Sunday!
Warez Aquarium +XX/XXX-XXXXX
Well, of course not everyone is allowed to vote so just tell us your
votes, if you´re on the following lists...
Crackers:
Powerplant, Doc, Bod, XXX, Chrysagon, Dogfriend, Sauron,
Antitrack, Rockstar, Benson, Mr. President, Crossfire, Fletch,
Enemy, Psycho, Fen 1, Wild One, Bacchus, Burglar, Painkiller,
Ignorance, Arrogance, Jihad, Richie, Sting, King Fisher,
Mr. Wax, Curlin, Wildcat, B-Wyze, Syndicate, TCH, Gene, DMC,
Darklord, Tracer, Golum, Psychobilly, Derby Ram, Injun Inc.,
Astaroth, Racoon, Trasher, Amnesty, Jack Alien, Tyger, Hero;
Coder:
Crossbow, Flamingo, Glasnost, Zodiac, Tron, TTS, Yup, Bob,
Maduplec, Yabba, SES, Gremlin, Sam, Alf, Depeh, Olav M0rkrid,
Scroll, Mc Sprite, Vision, Syllinor, D´Arc, Asp, O. Stiller, CLF,
Unifer, King Fisher, BX, Sam, Exilon, Oxidy, TCH, Phanter/CD,
Cruzer, Slammer;
Graphician:
Ogami, Ranger, Hein Holt, Redstar, R.Nygaard, ANS, Red Wiz,
Dragon, Mirage, Creeper, Vip, Paladin, Orc, Sparkler, Sensei,
Zoomo, Rebel MC, Crept, Roman, Joe/Antic, Pal, Atte, Creat,
Thunder, Cop, Bizzmo, Gotcha, Compyx, Electric, GC Sinn, Viny;
Musician:
Kristian Rostoen, Joeren Tel, A-Man, Drax, Tim Follin, Markus
Schneider, J.Bjerregaard, Guy Shavitt, R. Ouwehand, Danko,
Matt Gray, Geir Tjelta, Metal, The Syndrom, Laxity, Zardax,
Mixer, Scortia, Rage, Red Devil, Steel, Link, Soren Lund,
Bappalander, Edwin van Santen, Falco Paul, Tracker, Page,
Charles Deenen, Moon, JCH, Avalon, Ratpoison, TDM, MSK,
Xayne, Deek, Lars Hoff, Jesper Olsen, Griff, Daw, Swallow;
FLT - The finally Reformation...
[edit] Contact Corner
Swapping offers
Skarabee / SUCCESS
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Unicorn / ANGEL
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Cop / FACES
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Amiga+C64
Wax / WOW
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PC+Amiga+C64
TG-ACME / EPIC
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also for the Reformation
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Amiga
Pantera
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FLT-a legend of the present and past
[edit] Other offers
New ROLE HQ
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Widdbet,swap,Amiga music swap,friendship,latest Punk mags
Trooper / LETHARGY&VAGAB.
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Swap,GFX,covers,friendship,PC+64
Mergury / LETHARGY
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Interested in continuing A.W.T.B.? Contact me under:
Mr. Wax / CHROMANCE
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FairLight - When dreams comes true
[edit] Special offers
AMIGA (especially) + C64 swap, The Reformation HQ
Also if you interested in a never used BRAINY 256 kByte Eprom-
bank for 600 oeS (700 DM).
Black Priest / FAIRLIGHT
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For conferences I´m available under:
+XX/XXXXX XXXXX only Sunday!
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For originals contact:
Dense / RED SECTOR INC
"RSI Originalservise"
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4$ Full Price
3$ Budget
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I wanna join a group as I left NOICE recently. (graphician)
Poison / JUSTD
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AMIGA only!
Dreamer / LTH
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- Videoboxes (perfect fitable to standard tapes!)
- Glue Pen (100% invisible)
- Metal T-Shirts. (eg. G´n´R, Baktik, Pearl Jam, Nirvana,...)
Yes, we in PLASTIC PRODUCTS offer you these warez which are
100% legal to trade with so don´t hestigate to order.
Prices: US/DM/SEK
Video-Boxes 1.5/3/10
Glue Pen 4/5/20
T-Shirts 30/40/200
Infos:
VIDEO BOXES: They´re like those youu get when you hire a movie
GLUE PEN: He last a very long time and it´s the best paper glue
ever seen! Figure out where to use it then order.
T-SHIRTS: The offer is very limited, so order now to have a
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[edit] Conatct offers
Nightshade / SUCCESS
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Moren / SUCCESS
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Airwolf / SUCCESS
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Dannie / SUCCESS
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Twoflower / TWILIGHT
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Incubus / ANTIC
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Zinia / WRATH DESIGN
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Dr. Feelgood / GENETIX + VISION
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Nit 1 / F4CG
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Nothingface / CLIQUE
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Rune / HOAXERS / SUNRISE
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Calt / Graffity
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E.O.E. / D.A. / SUNRISE
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Andre / Antic / Oxyron
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Remix / CLIQUE
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Ibanez / Fluid
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Calypso / F4CG / AMNESIA
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Nothingface / PULSAR / CLIQUE
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MJ / MANIAX
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FairLight - Get a feeling of power...
[edit] Interviews
Interviews
This time we got Adolf/CENSOR to answer some questions for
us. The interviewer was: Black Priest
WN = World News
A = Adolf/CENSOR
WN: Hello Mirko! At first some (few) facts please as I know that
you don´t like to tell the society all about you.
A: Sure, I´m 17 years old, I´m a patriot (Nationalist if you want).
I´m right now an ex-Skinhead, but that´ll probably change soon...
My real name is Mirko and I´m a short tempered person. I
usually wear a green bomber jacket and killer boots...
(red. haha that´s cool, so there is no way to miss you at the Light
party!) At the time I have no girlfriend.
WN: Well as far I know you and Bob are working on an game so
what´s up with that project?
A: Yes, well, it´s gonna be a fun game for sure and you should go
buy it when it comes (because cracking it probably won´t be easy,
I hope). Anyway, I´m doing the GFX and Bob does the coding, I´m
afraid that´s all I can say right now...
WN: Hmm, as you are a quite wellknown SysOp tell us something
general about the modemscene and some Infos about your board,
3rd Reich.
A: I´m well known as SysOp? OK, I buy that. General about the
modem scene? Hmm, it´s alot cooler than the "mail" scene for
sure. Faster wares and contact with others in the scene. What else
can I say?
OK, about 3rd Reich.. 1st, it´s not a Nazi or Racist board as many
believe... It´s a cool name for a cool board. Sure, everyone knows
I don´t like Immigrants, but I think having your own opinion isn´t
illegal and therefore I try to let my own opinions affect the way I
"rule".
WN: And what in your opinion is the difference between the US
and euro boards? Why are the most elite guys on US boards?
A: Hmm, it´s probably because of the AT&T´s and the MCI´s..
people weren´t able to bluebox before so that´s why the scene
grew alot better in the states..
WN: What´s going up in CENSOR? Quite silent at the ´mom, but I
heart something about Wonderland 10!
A: Actually CENSOR is quite unactive on the 64. It´s only when
they get the time and feel like doing something on the 64 that
anything happens. But the "WL 10" will be released.. Probably
after the game is finished, but it will come.
WN: Do you think it will hurt CENSOR that Mirage and Skater
left?
A: No, I don´t think so, as I said the CENSOR guys are very lazy
anyway...
WN: Some words about mags? Useful?,best,World News,...
A: Uhh, mags? Well, I haven´t seen a mag since the last Mamba
and the 1st Shock on disc...
WN: Hmm, are you a racist?
A: Haha, well, not a racist, but I am a patriot, which means that
believe in what I think is the best for my country, and I know
that immigrants are no good, especially in these times...
WN: What do you think about this new german board called "God
Land"? which wants to get #1 in europe?
A: I doubt it will be #1, but if you say so.. I don´t know anything
about it anyway since I rarely even call any local boards...
WN: At last how do you feelnow? Haha just kidding. Can you tell
us some facts about the Bob vs. Psycho conflict?
A: Uh? Haven´t heart anything about a Bob vs. Psycho conflict...
As far as I know they´re good friends, else Bob wouldn´t be at
Psycho´s place as often as he is...
(red. Hmm, am I wrong? I heart something looong time ago.)
WN: Well, thanks for spending time to answer these useless
questions.
Keep 3rd Reich ruling....! ....?
A: Is this where I advertize my board?
OK, Call 3rd Reich at +XX-X-XXXXXX
Great GFX and the mightiest Sysop you´ll ever know...
Anarchy - When Demokrats failed!
[edit] You wanna get interviewed?
... you call yourself Elite?
... you think others should know something?
... you think you would fit in this mag?
Well, if you can answer these questions with "Yes, I do!" then
contact us, on Warez Aquarium or by mail.
Of course we´ll ONLY interview elite guys at once. Not so famous
guys will be taken on a Interview list. So if we need fast an inter-
view, we´ll take on of the listend guys.
At the moment the following guys are on this list:
Golem /CALADAN
Starkiller /PADUA/SPIRIT
BTK /THE ALLIANCE
Don´t forget...
... to tell us your adress and phone number always!
Reformation - Remember the name!
[edit] Secret Letters
Nighshade/SCS vs. Pacific/TRIAD
Article by Nightshade/SUCCESS
In this article, I´ll tell you the truestory about Pacific of TRIAD.
After you´ve read this story all of you who were at the Venlo -
October Meeting will understand why I wanted to beat up this
lamer. I hope you all will read this story, and judge for yourself!
The main issue here is that Pacific of TRIAD has STOLEN an un-
released game and spread it around to look cool. He offered it to
others as a first release, just to impress people! Here goes the
story:
First you must know one thing, I also do legal work, some of my
contacts already knew about that. I sell games for people who are
not able to do this themselves, and I keep my legal and illegal
activities completely seperated.
OK, in the first week of August I came back from my fuckin cool
interrailtour! The day I got home Burglar called me up and was
rather upset. He knew I had a game called GREYSTORM, and he
told me that the game had been spread at the latest Venlo
Meeting by a guy called Pacific, and he also knew that I had a
version in which the 3 levels were destroyed, and that was the
same with the version which was spread at Venlo.
As I only gave my version to one person, I got in touch with this
guy. That was Mc-T-Fly of TRIAD/TRC. He got the game (or
better call it preview!) from me in exchange of two other games
which I maybe would sell for him. I really was fucking angry with
him and blamed him for this mess. But then he told me how it had
gone:
Pacific had been at his place for a few days, and each time he re-
fused to eat with the whole family, he went to the snackbar each
time and of course for a reason, so that he would be alone in
Mc-T-Flys room, and that´s how he stole the Greystorm prv.
After hearing this from Mc-T-Fly, I got in touch with Pacific. Of
course he denied the whole story and said this:
- He got it from Action Jackson/TRC
- He only gave it to one person
You should know that AJ never had this game!
After some time he told me a different story:
- He got it (not stole it) from Mc-T-Fly
- He (still) only gave it to one person
He also told me that he had left the scene, but the same day I
heart that he was using the name Jetstream, and he claimed to be
a F4CG -member, but Nit1 denied this!
I checked around a bitand found out that Pacific was lieing again,
as he said he only gave it to Earthshaker/SCL, but many
of his friends also had it from him, and he offered it to everyone
he knew! The people who were at Venlo-October and understand
dutch have heart him admit that he gave it to many more and
offered it as a 1st release.
But Pacific´ struck back, by starting to tell all the lies he could
make up, mostly about SUCCESS, but also ILLUSION and TRIAD
He already did this before , as he was refused to join SUCCESS. If
you hear him you´ll think he has been a member of SUCCESS,
but ofcourse another lie. I´ll sum up some of the lies he has said,
Baze/ILLUSION also knows about it, coz it also involves ILLUSIN
a lot :
- Arrogance/SCS had got a double handle in ILL, that´s why ILL
had the 1st release of Battle Bars (He know I also got that
original, from my legal handle!)
- Nighshade and Burglar/SCS were asked to join ILL but refused
- Tachyon/MEGA IND. supplied the 1st release of Creatures II to
ILL, with this lie he tried to destroy the good name from MEGA
IND., as everybody knows they´re legal. So Bullshit again!
- Yank/SCS was kicked out. He claimed this 2 times, and it was a
long time ago now Yank was booted from the SCS status, but
never when he claimed it.
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[edit] - The game "Greystorm" has been sold, because of his saying,
Earthshaker/SCL send it to Derbyshire Ram/ILL, and he, not
knowing anything, spread it as an original to everybody. But the
fucking game has not been sold, otherwise the people who
produced it would have received their money, and that have not
- Seal/TRIAD heard from Jerry that he had to look for another
group, so now Pacific claims, and also at Venlo three people had
heard this from Pacific, that Seal was kicked out of TRIAD be-
cause he could "not" crack!!!
I can continue for a very long time, but I guess all of you get the
point. Everything this guy says is a lie. He has challenged Success
to come to the Nijmegen meeting, but I´m sure that when I
accept he will noot be their!
Boehse Onkelz rules...
[edit] The Truth about Fresh Prince
Article by Stash/EPIC and ED/FAIRLIGHT
I think you all wanna know the true story about THOMAS
ANDERSSON (Fresh Prince).
The true story? you ask yourselves...
Well, let me explain it like this:
Is he Fresh Prince?
Is he 15 years old as it has been told?
Do he das so many contacts as he has been claiming?
Let me give you the answers now!
Fresh Prince is a little lamer who got famous just because of all
his lies he has spread all over the scene.
What lies? You ask yourselves again?
-Well, the first lie is that he is not 15 years old, he is only 11 years
old!
-The next thing when he joined X-RAY he told that he had
about 100 contacts. Well, he lied. At that time he only had about
60 contacts. Well, after X-RAY died he joined LIGHT. He told
them, that he has 200 contacts. Oh boy he must have contacted
150 guys in one day! He told us that he didn´t have 200 contact, but
we shouldn´t say anything, and we kept that promise.
-When he was in LIGHT he joined FLASH as a 2nd without
letting LIGHT know anything about that and that is also lame.
Maybe he was to scared to be kicked out and well I don´t know
what happend but he left FLASH and went back to LIGHT like
nothing had happend. But LIGHT got a note and found out what
this lamer had done, so they kicked him out.
Well, now the lamer joined BRUTAL and I don´t know what lies
he told them if he did it. I don´t think that he has 200 contacts as
he told me that he will drop alot of them. I think he will have
about 180 conatcts. He will also get RCS´s contacts, althought this
fact, we don´t think that he has all the contacts he has been
talking about.
He tried to join SUCCESS, but they told him: NO.
Fresh Prince told us that he was in Aars, at the CAMELOT party.
He had spent his time in the Amiga room! (Sure).
He told us that he had been there for 12 hours, Stash was sitting
at the Fairlight table but: No Fresh Prince
Stash asked Fresh how the place looked like, and he said: Well,
hmm... eh... he couldn´t make up a story.
Why is he lieing? He could have been just as "famous" as he is now
without using any stupid lies! He could also have got 200 contacts
and we think that he would have been the real Fresh Prince as
some of you maybe though he was.
Fresh Prince is groupless, he´s searching for a group.
You maybe wanna know why we´re writing this note about him.
Well, the reason is this. When he tried to join FLT he talked shit
about me. He said things like this. Stash has no good contacts.
He can´t get as hot originals like me. I phoned him up and asked if
this was true. Ofcourse not not he said. Well, then I got pissed of
him because it´s hard to trust someone who lied before. And then
he said this thing with the party. Well, then I knew that the shit
he told FLT about Stash was true, so I decieded to write this
article.
Stash/EPIC,ED/FAIRLIGHT
We write each conflict!
[edit] Tests
Tests, Reviews and Previews
1. PROBLEMCHILD - He knows me (10) TOPAZ 82%
After their last demo it seems that TOPAZ claimed to be another
top demo group!
Code: D´Arc,Scapegoat
Musics: AMJ,Anvil,HTL (nice!)
Graphics: Death,D´Arc,Scapegoat,Realpointdesign (nice!)
- AFLI upscroll (nice charset!)
- Shade bobs (D´Arc claimed to made this first but just released it
yet.)
- Nice "Contact us" part
- Floffies! Nothing new and with only one colour ($0e)
- Random Shade Plots, 7 colours, double sinus! (World first!)
- Nice animated candle
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2. FANTASIA 3 - The Dusbin (9) OXYRON 80%
This demo includes parts which was "not good enough" for Coma
Light 8.
Code: TTS,Graham,Axis
Musics: PRI,Andre
Graphics: RRR,Yazoo
- 640 plots scroll with some line vectors. Very good styled!
- some pixel line vectors
- FLI fullscreen 1 framed plasma, 32 chars wide. Bad colours and
effect!
- Fractals zooming
- Silents bars
- 16384 plots
- 1536 bobs scroll (in one frame)
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3. Genesis-The beginning (4) Twilight 79%
Hmm, this demo is the prove that also unknow groups can make
quality.
- Nice GFX
- great Plasma effects! (ORIGO style-even better!)
- 3 screen high moving piccy (like Bob´s in Wonderland)
- great END part idea!
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4. Dungeons & Dragons (2) VISION 75%
This graphic demo shows 5 GREAT FLI grphics by Wave. It seems
that he will raise as a new GFX talent. Ray made the easy code.
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5. SCL party demo (3) SILICON ltd. 74%
Code: TPM,Twynn/Acrise
Graphics: JTM,TPM,Calypso
Musics: Drax,Twynn
- nice plots calculations
- try of a plasma
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6. GET A LIFE (4) FOCUS 70%
After a quite long periode of lazyness, FOCUS strikes back with 2
demos. But like always outfit is great but all in all in doesn´t
feature any special stuff.
Code: Compyx,TDJ,X-Byte
Musics: Moon,JCH,Danko,Vincent Fools,Fonzie
Graphics:Diez,Compyx (nice!)
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7. SEX SLITRO (2) FACES 65%
Well, you can´t say demo to this product as it only features one
better intro and 17 digitized Madonna pictures. (From his "Sex"
book. The quality is quite bad indeed!
Code: Jayce
Music: JVD
Graphics: Clairvoyant
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8. FORBIDDEN FRUIT (3) WOW 64%
- 800 realtime plots
- 22 Mega-DYCP!?! Hmm, would be a fabolous record! Code by
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9. Unlimit Power (1) SILICON ltd. 52%
And another rather lame try of a Bonziied demo. Grahics are bad,
music OK and code nothing special.
Code: TPM
Graphics: Spider
Musics: AMJ/TOPAZ
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10. INNER SATISFACTION (2) FOCUS 49%
[edit] Future News
Euro Future News
COMING SOON:
Demos:
??? COMIC PIRATES
Braindeath FACES
Civilizator FACES
Legoland 3 FAIRLIGHT
Coma Light 9 OXYRON
Fantasy 4 OXYRON
Turn it 2 OXYRON
Beerfactory TRINOMIC
??? VISUAL REALITY
Mags:
??? Airwolf/SCS+L.A.Style/GP
Hotshot #20 FLASH INC.
Infection #1 INTRUDERS
Miracle #8 MANIAX
Addybook #13 OXYRON
Newspress #8 REBELS
Rock´n Role #16 ROLE
Cunt #1 TRANCE
Arise #5 TWILIGHT
Coma #1 Vision
BLACKMAIL
They will soon die, as many members went over to PC!
CENSOR
They will do one more demo for C64 (Wonderland 10?) and then
they concentrate on SEGA MEGA DRIVE!
ENIGMA
They will soon die as Chrysagon and the others will go to PC!
FACES
They´ll also release soon their Amiga demo -> EJACUL8R.
GENESIS * PROJECT
<Airwolf and L.A.Style will release a mag together.
INTRUDERS
They will at last release their mag Ifection soon.
The code is said to be amazing with a new style of outfit. Well,
let´s see what´s true about this words.
But it´s strange as I got votes for this mag month ago!
OXYRON
Coma Light 9 will be released at the LIGHT party and it should
beat all ever seen! Before that they´ll release Fantasy 4 and Burn
FLT - the future of today!
[edit] Sundries
Did you know that...
... Stash/EPIC is soon going to buy a modem?
... Defjay/SUCCESS broke his arm through a car accident with his
old Audi 80? (The most expensive part of this car was his ALPINE
car radio! Just to mentioned!)
... Machine/OXY and Scrapper/OXY are brothers?
... Enduro/FLT and INCUBUS own just one disc drive? But both
are mega-swappers?
... OXYRON got now 3 mags? Pravda,Scene Observer, Addy-Book
... Spike/DUNEX was caught by the cops for carring illegal
weapons? He made some bombs for the new year eve!
... Oxidy/FLT coded the whole new outfit for the G.D. mag
MOONLIGHT?
... Sneaper/F4CG broke one of his legs while skiing to fast?
... Jerry/TRIAD got over 20.000 demos now?
Call Warez Aquarium now!
[edit] Boards sector SWEDEN:
Well, after some guys asked we´ll print here All active european
boards...
SWEDEN:
Paradize / ILLUSION
Sysop: Sodapop
Call: +XX / XXX - XXXXXX
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Warez Aquarium / FAIRLIGHT + The Reformation HQ
120 Meg, damned fast and good styled!
Sysop: Sledge
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
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Illusion of Reality / VISION
Oldest Swedish board
Sysop: Midnight Mover
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
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Future Zone / LIGHT
Sysop: Spirou
Call: +XX / XX - XXXXXX
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Subway / ANTIC + FLASH INC.
Don´t forget to post on this board or the Sysop decreases your
status! He really do this!
Sysop: Jordan
Call: +XX / XX - XXXXXX
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Highway / CHROMANCE
Sysop: Joyride
Call: +XX / XXX - XXXXX
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Dreamline / JAM
Sysop: Mac
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
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The Studio / TRIAD
Sysop: TRIAD
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
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3rd Reich / CENSOR
For more infos read the interview with Adolf in this issue!
Sysop: Adolf
Call: +XX / XX - XXXXXX
This was just the swedish ones!
[edit] Boards sector GERMANY:
GERMANY:
Technodrome / TRANCE
Sysop: Hobbes
Call: +XX / XX - XXXXXXX
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The Decadence / BRUTAL
Some rumours, that this board will get 240 Meg!
Sysop: Deathstralker
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
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Kingdom of Rats / HOTLINE + DEVICE
Sysop: Ratman
Call: +XX / XXX - XXXXXX
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God Land / Freelancer
Very hard to reach this BBS!
Sysop´s: Skinhead, Secret Man, Starkiller
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXX
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The Cyberdome / hmm?
100 meg, only online between 22 pm - 6 am!
Sysop: Lexi
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
Fuck off rasism!
[edit] Boards sector DENMARK:
DENMARK:
Close Up / BRONX
The equipment was the same like the one from "The lonely island"
because Exulans sold it to Bird.
Sysop: Bird
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXX
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Dominic / DOMINATORS
The newest board in europe.
Sysop: Tricket
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXX
Sex Drugs and Rock´n Role!
[edit] Boards sector NEDERLANDS:
NEDERLANDS:
The Lost Empire / SUCCESS
50 Meg
Sysop: Guzzler
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXXX
All falls but Guzzler stands!
[edit] Boards sector BELGIUM:
BELGIUM:
The lost Paradise / F4CG
UCBBS!
Sysop: Solar
Call: +XX / XXXX - XXXX
Tumtedum tam tam
[edit] Surprises...
Jokes collected by: TG-ACME
Question: Do you know why girls that use Colgate don´t get raped?
Answer: No holes!
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Question: Why are there so little sheeps in Africa?
Answer: The elephants use them as tampoons.
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Teachers are people that help you with problems you would not
have without them!
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Age limit at the cinemas in Norway:
12 years: the hero gets the girl
15 years: the bad guy gets the girl
18 years: Everybody gets the girl
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Question: What did the seven dwarfs get when they saw Snow
white naked?
Answer: Seven Up
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Alcohol kills slowly, but who is in a hurry??
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Porno is a literature that you read with one hand!
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Jack and Jill,
went to the hill,
and had a lot of fun,
but silly Jill forgot the pill,
and now she´s having a son.
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Roses are red and ready for plucking,
girls are sixteen and ready for fucking.
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Question: What´s little, red and lies in the corner?
Answer: A little child who has played with a razorblade.
Question 2: What´s little, green and lies in the corner?
Answer 2: The same child two weeks later.
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Question: What´s big and noicy, and has no hear on their pussies?
Answer: The crowed on a New Kids on the Block concert.
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Question: Do you know the difference between a New Kids on the
Block fan and a box with candies?
Answer: You can´t put two fingers into a NKOTB fan.
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A Story:
Two men were stranded on an island with cannibals on, and they
begged for their lives. The chief of the cannibals said OK, and
gave them the chance to go out in the jungle to pick up ten
pieces of the same fruit, and they would be put free.
Two men ran away, and after a couple of hours, one of them
came back with a little bag of grapes.
"Here´s a hundred grapes", he said, and he was very happy that he
managed to avoid their pot, and become their dinner.
"Very well", the chief said, "but first we´ve to have some fun
with you, so now my warriors will put all the grapes up into
your ass."
The man laughed like hell, and the chief asked him why he
laughed.
"That´s because", the man said laughing, " my friend is out there
finding a hundred melons!"
Ha ha ha haaaa - Hooohooo hiiiii hi
[edit] Coder´s Words
Coder´s Words This is the first outfit of The Reformation. Some fast Credits: Code & Font: Tron / FLT Music: Red Devil / FLT Logo: Creeper / Flash Inc. Some loadersystem facts: I (Tron) know exactly how annoying a pure 1541 turbo system might be. Therefore I didn´t use any fancy IRQ loader system or anything like that. I instead put my efforts in making it a "hardware-friendly" system. Most of you swapperbrains (heh) out there probably find this only annoying but I think the dedicated freaks, with 1581´s / 71´s or HD´s will find this a blessing. More improvements will come later, but much is depending on YOU, the Reader of this mag. We would appreciate any ideas that would help us to create the ultimate diskmag system. We direct opinions regarding the Text contents of this mag right to Black Priest, who has probably put his addy somewhere else in this mag, so I won´t have to repeat it. Other questions, opinions and ideas regarding the code and actual outfit may be sent to me: Tron/FLT XXXXXX XXXXXX InterNet E-Mail: XXXXXX. X P4TB18 at PARK1.PARK.SE XXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXX ( Best way to reach me, XXXXXX I hate SnailMail... ) Responses may also be posted at our WHQ, where you can reach me, Enduro and (sometimes) Black Priest. Drop by our main board: Warez Aquarium +XX XXX XXXXX 24 hrz, 12/24oo baud, 120 MEGS online! SysOp : Sledge/FLT Actual articles and news may also be posted in the Sub dedicated for this : Reformation News. This issue and any following issue may at any time be downloaded from WAQ, in The Reformation u/d area.
