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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> WHAT TO DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU<br /> WHAT TO DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU<br /> <br /> 1. SAY YOUR FEELINGS<br /> --------------------<br /> <br /> It's o.k. if your feeling is terrible.<br /> Stay at home. DON'T fight with your<br /> feeling.<br /> Psychologists say that you must make<br /> this hard time to solve your problems.<br /> <br /> 2. DON'T STAY TO LONG AT HOME<br /> -----------------------------<br /> <br /> Some days at home are enough. Try to<br /> make your normal day. In a short time<br /> you will get your self-confident back.<br /> <br /> 3. SPEAK WITH YOUR FRIENDS<br /> --------------------------<br /> <br /> Friends are now very important. They<br /> will help you to forget your girl.<br /> <br /> 4. 'TIME CURES ALL WOUNDS'<br /> --------------------------<br /> <br /> No comment<br /> <br /> 5. KICK ALL THINGS WHICH REMEMBERS YOU<br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> TO HER.<br /> -------<br /> <br /> Kick greetings cards,flowers,... away.<br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> SOME WORDS TO AIDS<br /> SOME WORDS TO AIDS<br /> <br /> Here in austria is a rumour that drug<br /> addicted people infect themselve with<br /> a aids virus to get 'METATON' in<br /> hospital for free.METATON is a<br /> substitute to drugs.<br /> <br /> Why do they do that ?<br /> <br /> Well, one day for an drug addicted man<br /> costs 2000 os. (250 dm) and that's too<br /> much for the most people.<br /> <br /> Now many addicted people heard that and<br /> did that horrible mistake to catch the<br /> aids virus. Because just very few<br /> people get METATON from the hospital,<br /> because here in austria is very few of<br /> this medicament.<br /> <br /> Now some reactions of the people which<br /> got METATON.<br /> Most of them say that METATON is shit<br /> but they take it because it's for free.<br /> <br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> Let's continue with some DID YOU KNOW...<br /> <br /> DID YOU KNOW...<br /> <br /> ... that X-FACTOR have sent ARMY a<br /> CRACKED original.<br /> ARMY 'cracked' it because they don't<br /> saw that this original is already<br /> cracked. now X-FACTOR calls ARMY<br /> RECRACKERS. The original was sent<br /> by DEXTER.<br /> <br /> ... what is coming soon ?<br /> <br /> C64 games:<br /> <br /> CHAMELEON<br /> SHADOW DANCER<br /> TURBOCHARGE<br /> MIGHTY BOMBJACK<br /> GREMLINS 2<br /> SEGA SOCCER<br /> TOYOTA c64<br /> CREATURES 2<br /> JNPTGCOTUSO<br /> NAVY SEALS<br /> <br /> Others:<br /> <br /> A new ACTION REPLAY MK VII<br /> <br /> ... That RED HAWK swaps and produce the<br /> world news just on weekend, because<br /> during the week he is in a boarding<br /> school ?<br /> So forgive him the delays.<br /> <br /> ... that SILICON has soon a bbs.<br /> perhaps together with SCIENCE 451.<br /> <br /> ... that SILICON+TAT make a party<br /> together in the summer holydays.<br /> <br /> ... that AXL ROSE/GUNS'N'ROSES (28)<br /> marked his name on the ass of a<br /> female fan!<br /> <br /> ... that SINAED O'CONNOR presents her<br /> tits in a concert in goeteborg.<br /> <br /> ... that from this issue on SLIME/SCN<br /> will correct all mistakes made by<br /> RED HAWK. (of course not ALL)<br /> <br /> ... that DefJay/SCN failed 4 times at<br /> his driving-licence.<br /> <br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> HOW TO FLIRT RIGHT<br /> HOW TO FLIRT RIGHT<br /> <br /> 1) THE BEGIN IS HARD<br /> ---------------------<br /> Don't try to force yourself to flirt.<br /> If you don't have the 'FLIRT FEELING'<br /> you better don't do it.<br /> <br /> Stress your preference (good hairs, nice<br /> body,beatiful eyes,..). Don't try to<br /> make you more beatiful with make up,...<br /> <br /> Be positive: Don't think you are ugly.<br /> <br /> Which place do you like: a restaurant,<br /> a pub,... Don't go to a place which you<br /> don't like.<br /> <br /> 2) A GOOD RADIATE IS IMPORTANT<br /> ------------------------------<br /> Power,energie and enthusiasmus = a good<br /> radiation<br /> <br /> Be loose and cool<br /> <br /> Don't walk to the bar and look for your<br /> 'sacrifice'.<br /> <br /> 3) USE YOUR EYES - THE FIRST STEP<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> Look your girly in her eyes and smile.<br /> If she looks to you more than 3 seconds<br /> that you can be sure she is interrested<br /> in you.<br /> But remember: Don't look too long at her<br /> <br /> Now walk with a smile to her.<br /> <br /> 4) WHAT TO SAY<br /> --------------<br /> An old begin would be 'hello, what's<br /> your name' and a invitation to a drink.<br /> Don't begin with 'Hey! How about with<br /> us' or something like that.<br /> A good begin (my begin!) would be:<br /> 'I bet about a drink that i know your<br /> name'. Of course i don't and so i must<br /> pay her a drink. While that you can do a<br /> great speak with her.<br /> <br /> Show her that you are interrested in her<br /> and listen to her talk.<br /> <br /> DON'T tell her your whole life, your<br /> problems or something like that.<br /> <br /> 5) TOUCH HER OR NOT ?<br /> ---------------------<br /> Don't try to kiss her after a few<br /> minutes.<br /> <br /> If until now all is ok then you've won<br /> Congratulations to your new girl-friend<br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> WHEN DID THE FAMOUS PEOPLE FUCK THE<br /> FIRST TIME ?<br /> <br /> NAME AGE<br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> Don Johnson 12<br /> Sly Stallone 14<br /> Bruce Willis 14<br /> Arnold Schwarzenegger 18<br /> Tom Hanks 18<br /> Robin Williams 17<br /> Burt Reynolds 15<br /> Charlie Sheen 15<br /> Richard Dreyfuss 18<br /> Dudley Moore 22<br /> Michael Caine 15<br /> Mickey Rourke 14<br /> ----------------------------------------&lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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