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HUMOR and a BLOODY good laugh
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mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and now she's taking laxitives
to pass the time away
the laxitive,it wouldn't work
the time,it wouldn't pass
so if you want to know what time it is
just look up mary's ar----- father
he's got a watch,too!!!

sent in by SATAN/TAT/GENETIX VISION
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here's one i think we have all been
guility of!!!!!

DEAR WHITE FELLOW

when i was born i was black

when i grew up i was black

when i get sick i am black

when i get scared i am black

when i choke i am black

when i get embarrassed i am black

BUT YOU WHITE FELLOWS

when you were born you were PINK

when you grow up you are WHITE

when you get sick you are GREEN

when you get scared you are YELLOW

when you choke you are BLUE

when you get embarrassed you are RED

and when you die you are PURPLE

and you got the hide

to call me COLoUReD !!!!!
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what have niki lauda and hotlips (mash)
houlihan got in common?

they've both been FUCKED by major burns
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what's the best thing about a blow job
from an ETHIOPIAN woman?

you'll know she'll swallow.
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who killed more INDIANS than JOHN WAYNE

UNION CARBIDE
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what's black and brown and looks good
on a NEGRO?

a dobermann
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what do you call a dog with wings?

LINDA MCCARNEY.
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what have rock hudson and muhammad ali
got in common?

they're both been bashed around the
RING.
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why do dogs lick their dicks?

because they can!!
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why was alcohol invented?

so FAT,SMELLY women could get laid.
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what's the difference between a dog and
a fox?

a few lines of COKE and about 10 drinks
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what's the hardest thing about a sex
change operation?

sewing in the ANCHOVIES!
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what's better than having sex with a 16
year old girl?

FUCKING NOTHING!
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how do you get a NUN pregnant?

FUCK HER stupid.
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what kind of PISSER are you?

EXCITABLE TYPE:
pants twisted,can't find the hole,rips
pants in temper.

SOCIABLE TYPE:
joins friends in a piss whether he want
to or not.

TIMID TYPE:
cannot piss in front of others,so he
pretends to have finished and sneaks
back later.

NOISY TYPE:
whistles loudly,peeks over partition &
looks at the other blokes weapon to see
if his is bigger.

CLEVER TYPE:
pisses without holding his tool,shows
of by adjusting his tie at the same
time.

FRIVOLOUS TYPE:
plays stream up and down the wall,or
tries to piss on the flies. this type
never grow up.

ABSENT MINDED TYPE:
opens vest,takes out tie,pisses in
pants.

WORRIED TYPE:
not sure what he has been up to lately,
makes a furtive inspection of tool
while pissing.

DISGRUNTLED TYPE:
stands for awhilre,grunts,farts,tries
to piss,farts and walks away.

PERSONALITY TYPE:
tells jokes while pissing,shakes his
tools with a flourish.

SNEAKY TYPE:
drops silent farts while pissing,sniffs
looks at the bloke next to him.

SLOPPY TYPE:
pisses down his trousers,into his shoes
walks out with his fly undone,adjusts
his balls 10 minutes later.

VAIN TYPE:
undoes 5 buttons for his piss when 2
would be ample.

STRONG TYPE:
bangs his tool on the urinal to shake
off the drops.

INDIFFERENT TYPE:
all urinals are occuupied,he pisses in
the sink.

LAZY TYPE:
pisses through his pocket instead of
undoing his fly.

CAREFREE TYPE:
pisses everywhere,except in the urinal.

NERVOUS TYPE:
balls rattle due to trembling tool.

o.k. boys be honest with me,which one
of these really does describe you,send
in your answers to me and i will print
them in next months issue and send over
a copy to your MUM.
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why do PAKISTANIS carry shit in their
wallets?

for identification.
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due to the outbreak of AIDS,employees
will no longer be permitted to KISS the
boss's ARSE.
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this is a story of how the beloved hole
between a womens legs came to being. i
make no apology if i offend anyone with
this as i am only typing in what i am
reading,so here we go:

seven wise men made up their minds.
to build them a pussy of their own
design.

the FIRST was a carpenter,full of wit.
with a hammer & chisel he made the slit

the SECOND a blacksmith as black as
coal.
with anvil and sledge he made the hole.

the THIRD a tailor,long and slim.
with a piece of red ribbon,lined it
within.

the FOURTH a furrier big and stout.
with the skin of a bear he lined it
without.

the FIFTH a fisherman old and bent.
with a rotten herring he gave it the
scent.

the SIXTH a preacher with a B.A. degree
he patted it and felt it and said it
would pee.

the SEVENTH a rabbi a mean little runt.
he fucked it and blessed it and called
it a CUNT.

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