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<p>Created page with &quot;&lt;pre&gt; CABBAGE JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN LEFT/RIGHT SPACE to return to main menu good (sic) mornin&#039;!!!!!! nice &#039;t seeya. t&#039;seeya.......&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> <br /> CABBAGE<br /> <br /> JOYSTICK PORT 2<br /> <br /> SCAN LEFT/RIGHT<br /> <br /> SPACE to return to main menu<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> good (sic) mornin'!!!!!!<br /> <br /> nice 't seeya. t'seeya..... nice! (sic).<br /> <br /> <br /> having so feebly completed a complete<br /> and utter chapter (using a silly<br /> tautological term) for the preceding<br /> issue of this here zine (sic), the loser<br /> the loser the loser the loser the puny<br /> and scrawny loser STIGS (sic) is now<br /> gracing your horrible monitors.. next.<br /> although the human being can be<br /> classed as an animal of sorts, it cannot<br /> do some of the weird and wonderful<br /> things which a conventional animal is<br /> (or was at some time) capable of. some<br /> of these things include blowing bubble<br /> nests, eating complete bars of soap,<br /> becoming frightened of rakes, licking<br /> one's own balls (ha ha ha haaaaaar!!!),<br /> or smelling another person's arse (ass),<br /> (don't cry over regurgitated bile!!).<br /> i will now take a new. (page that is!)<br /> hey! i have now taken a new page!!!<br /> i have now taken a new line on the new<br /> page and run over into the next 3 lines<br /> in the process of taking a new line on<br /> this here new page!! lucky i no iced,<br /> otherwise i wouldn't have even known!!<br /> i should (and most definately will) now<br /> take a little time and stray from the<br /> track of animals and their apparent<br /> (unsolicited even!) activity (or plural<br /> thereof in several cases!!). why must i<br /> stray? the reason is over here.......<br /> the main reason is because i have a<br /> strange urge to inform you of some<br /> horrible little things known as cliches!<br /> <br /> here are the ones i loathe (lov ) most:<br /> <br /> * hit the nail right on the head.<br /> * i wish we could see eye to eye.<br /> * make mountains out of molehills<br /> * 2 bells and all's well.<br /> * get a grip on yourself! (hi incubus!)<br /> * a stitch in time saves nine!!<br /> * alright mate!<br /> * good ridnts!<br /> * fuck off!<br /> * ?syntax error<br /> ready.<br /> * hello.<br /> * if ya can't do that then ya are a<br /> lamer! (sic).<br /> * (sic).<br /> * personally i love darren's idea!!<br /> * mc hammer.<br /> * just for the record..<br /> * i seem to have lost my slugs!<br /> (cuff links!)<br /> <br /> <br /> now, back to my ideas for your life.<br /> <br /> hmm, now, if my memory serves me<br /> correctly, i was crapping on about<br /> animals or some shit...<br /> <br /> ahh, yes! thats it!<br /> <br /> having quite successfully and fully<br /> dealt with the differing activities<br /> concerning animals and human type<br /> sructures, i will now take this<br /> opportunity to postulate my own theorem<br /> concerning anti-existence.<br /> well, what in the bloody hell is anti-<br /> existence i hear you ask. from my own<br /> thinking, i will inform you that anti-<br /> existence is the failure to exist, or<br /> the mere desire to not exist. before you<br /> even think about arguing, i should let<br /> you all know that i am not (by no means)<br /> mis-informed concerning this subject.<br /> why? the answer is because i have spent<br /> many of the preceding weeks, and days,<br /> thinking (wishing) on my own failure to<br /> exist. wouldn't it be great? yes, yes,<br /> yes, yes and yes!<br /> <br /> now, right at this point, the people who<br /> have understood what i have suggested,<br /> will simply reply to my postulation with<br /> a horrible (brilliant) cliche such as...<br /> &quot; hahah! its easy to cease your own<br /> existence you stupid dickhead!! just<br /> throw yourself in front of a bus, or<br /> simply beat yourself about the head<br /> with a blunt instument you little<br /> fart! &quot;<br /> <br /> to which i reply -<br /> <br /> &quot; if a fart will be my name, then your<br /> mouth mu t be the direction from<br /> whence i came... &quot; next.....<br /> then i should loosely inform the people<br /> partaking in the horrible cliche, that<br /> it does not matter whether you are alive<br /> or whether you are dead. regardless of<br /> what you think, you still exist, if not<br /> as a person, then at least as a<br /> substance, or several, or a derivative<br /> of a (smelly) substance. like it or not,<br /> my postulation is completely consistent<br /> with the law - &quot;matter can neither be<br /> created or destroyed..&quot;. the next page<br /> will be the final one.<br /> the end is near.<br /> thankyou for your attention.<br /> if you wish to find out more about my<br /> theories concerning existence in general<br /> then i'm afraid that it happens to be<br /> nothing more than you're own fault.<br /> <br /> good mornin'<br /> <br /> stigs/msr<br /> <br /> no compromise - no regrets!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SPACE to return to main menu&lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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