http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Link_01_HumourThe Link 01 Humour - Revision history2026-06-20T20:32:46ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.19.0http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=The_Link_01_Humour&diff=6186&oldid=prevJazzcat: Created page with "<pre> HUMOUR! JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN left/right SPACE to return to main menu you SEND them we will PRINT them ..."2013-01-07T10:14:04Z<p>Created page with "<pre> HUMOUR! JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN left/right SPACE to return to main menu you SEND them we will PRINT them ..."</p>
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HUMOUR!<br />
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JOYSTICK PORT 2<br />
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SCAN left/right<br />
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SPACE to return to main menu<br />
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you SEND them we will PRINT them<br />
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BUT DONT BLAME US!<br />
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from DECOY/ORBITAL<br />
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this is a story about THE FLASH,BATMAN<br />
SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN.<br />
one day the flash was bored so he went<br />
to find batman. batman had to fix the<br />
batmobile. he then went on to find<br />
superman and asked if he wanted to play<br />
superman said he was too busy and flew<br />
off.<br />
he then went to wonder womans house and<br />
peeked through the bedroom window.<br />
bed alone and in the NUDE.<br />
THE FLASH thought to himself 'maybe I<br />
could FUCK her real fast and no one<br />
would know.'<br />
THE FLASH zoomed in FUCKED wonder<br />
woman and zoomed out again..<br />
WONDER WOMAN said 'what the hell was<br />
that'<br />
THE INVISIBLE man replied, 'i dont know<br />
but there was something going up my<br />
arse!!!!<br />
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DECOY AGAIN!<br />
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Q. why is JOHNNY WALKER 'GAY'?<br />
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A. because he JACKS DANIELS !!<br />
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your a 'SICK UNIT' DECOY !!!<br />
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q. what do you call a VIRGIN in CHINA?<br />
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a. TU YUNG TU.<br />
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q. why do priests wear underpants in<br />
the shower?<br />
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a. because they hate looking down on<br />
the UNEMPLOYED...<br />
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written on dunny doors!<br />
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SEX is like bridge. if you have a good<br />
HAND you don't need a PARTNER..<br />
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virginity is like a balloon one PRICK<br />
and its gone..<br />
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attention the CURE! the toffees in the<br />
urinals are NOT for you..<br />
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q. what is unskilled labour?<br />
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a. a PREGNANT PROSTITUTE.<br />
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q. what advice did the doctor give to<br />
the exhausted prositute.<br />
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a. go home and stay OUT of bed for a<br />
week..<br />
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q. what is a LESBIAN?<br />
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a. a mannish depressive with delusions<br />
of gender.<br />
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q. why dont prostitutes vote?<br />
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a. because they dont give a FUCK who<br />
gets in...<br />
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q. if women are rated sexually on a<br />
scale of ten, what is an 11 ?<br />
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a. a 10 who doesnt get HEADACHES...<br />
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q. what is the difference between EGGS<br />
and a BEETROOT?<br />
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a. you can beat eggs, but you cant beat<br />
a ROOT...<br />
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q. how may KIWIS does it take to change<br />
a light bulb?<br />
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a. 1 + 1 SHEEP...<br />
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q. how do you get 4 BLONDS to sit on<br />
one chair?<br />
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a. turn it UPSIDE DOWN....<br />
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press SPACE for main menu<br />
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