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COMPUTER LANGUAGES ARE FEMALE&lt;<br />
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yeah,what do you think about t-<br />
hat dudes? there are so many lan-<br />
guages on personel computers and<br />
you can easily match them with th-<br />
ose trouble female sex!mimmi found<br />
this article in a newspaper and i<br />
had the duty to type it down in s-<br />
lash as i think that everyone will<br />
find it interesting.but i don't k-<br />
now at the moment if this will be<br />
a separete chapter or will be inc-<br />
luded in somewhere else...<br />
<br />
okey,enough crap,letz move now!<br />
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ASSEMBLER<br />
<br />
the female star runner that ke-<br />
eps all time running records in<br />
her hands.she has a hard character<br />
so she ain't that easy to get in<br />
your arms.she cooks every meal but<br />
she needs a full and detailed rec-<br />
eipe.<br />
<br />
FORTRAN<br />
<br />
the grey-haired granny.people<br />
don't care about her because of<br />
her age.but if you listen to her<br />
you can learn a lot from her mis-<br />
takes and experiences.<br />
<br />
COBOL<br />
<br />
a fat secretary.she talks quite<br />
a lot but you should not care abo-<br />
ut most of them.works restlessly<br />
for long hours but can't handle<br />
complex works.<br />
<br />
BASIC<br />
<br />
the promising widow sitting at<br />
the next door.her proficiency is<br />
getting teenagers in her hands.she<br />
makes them feel that they can al-<br />
ways have her.(ed.ehhh...)<br />
<br />
PL1<br />
<br />
the woman from the high society<br />
that wears silk garments and high<br />
heels.<br />
<br />
C<br />
<br />
a female manager a determined<br />
runner.but she isn't talkative.you<br />
will cause her anger if you don't<br />
check twice what he says.<br />
<br />
PASCAL<br />
<br />
a grammer teacher.she's a good<br />
cook but only when there's no need<br />
than one plate of food!<br />
<br />
ALGOL 68<br />
<br />
the girl from the high society<br />
that has a good education level...<br />
most of the time she can understa-<br />
nd what the men wants to tell.<br />
<br />
MODULA II<br />
<br />
pascal's daughter.she's very a-<br />
like her mother but cna handle me-<br />
als more than one plate.<br />
<br />
LOGO<br />
<br />
an art teacher.of the kind that<br />
every men want to have.shaped and<br />
patient.talks a little and cooks<br />
most of the meals.<br />
<br />
APL<br />
<br />
she can cook for a table of pe-<br />
ople but since she writes her re-<br />
ceipes in foreign languages and<br />
leaves them in way that you can<br />
only read form the mirror,most men<br />
can not understand her.<br />
<br />
PROLOG<br />
<br />
a clever young girl.she can co-<br />
ok most of the brandnew meals and<br />
everyman wants her as she can cook<br />
any wanted meal without any recei-<br />
pe.<br />
<br />
ADA<br />
<br />
a leader that has been grown up<br />
just like an amazon. she's calm as<br />
long as you obey her strict rules.<br />
she talks too much and give a lot<br />
of orders.<br />
<br />
<br />
well,that was it! i hope you<br />
have found the suitable languange<br />
for youself,hehee... see you in<br />
somewhere else!<br />
<br />
THE BOSS/ACY!<br />
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