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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> axl's page<br /> ------------<br /> <br /> hello palz!welcome to my first<br /> special-chapter in this magazine.<br /> what we have in there,do you want<br /> to know? yes,the life is so hard<br /> and you must take it easy and find<br /> the good points for a good life.so<br /> the main subject in this chapter<br /> is the life.the true or discusable<br /> sides of life,the comic situations<br /> and all sort of material.you can<br /> help me with it.just send a letter<br /> to:<br /> axl/accuracy<br /> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br /> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br /> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br /> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br /> <br /> now enjoy the chapter and send<br /> your thoughts and other stuff to<br /> me.lets start with it.<br /> <br /> girls are one of the causes of<br /> going on this life.they are great<br /> creatures but they lie very always<br /> do you want some examples? here're<br /> some:<br /> <br /> LIES FROM WOMEN<br /> <br /> -i'm not ready for a love busi-<br /> ness.<br /> <br /> -i'm surely not like my mother.<br /> <br /> -i don't believe in astrology.<br /> <br /> -i used to wear 36th size in<br /> the past.<br /> <br /> -i hate and never do any type<br /> of gossip.<br /> <br /> -i ate nothing today.<br /> <br /> -that's the natural colour of<br /> my hair.<br /> <br /> -i can't find time for gymnas-<br /> tics.<br /> <br /> -this trouser must be shrank<br /> at the dry-cleaning.<br /> <br /> -i have left him.he didn't.<br /> <br /> -i never eat any sweet.<br /> <br /> -noone can notice the hair on<br /> my leg.<br /> <br /> -i am not interested in marri-<br /> age.<br /> <br /> -i don't like the ones who try<br /> to claim ownership.<br /> <br /> -he will call next week.<br /> <br /> -i never want to be 17 years a-<br /> gain.<br /> <br /> -there were lots of men who<br /> wanted to marry with me.<br /> <br /> -he was not type of me.<br /> <br /> -i am not jealous of my sister.<br /> <br /> -i will never have n cosmetic<br /> surgery.<br /> <br /> -it is ok if i don't wear my e-<br /> yeglasses.<br /> <br /> -he'll change after the marri-<br /> age.<br /> <br /> -i'm thinking of the dinner in-<br /> vitation but i'm not sure now.<br /> <br /> -according to me love comes be-<br /> fore the money.<br /> <br /> they are comic but true accor-<br /> ding to me.now let's move on an-<br /> other subject.do your friends have<br /> an idea that you are crazy? per-<br /> haps they seized this opinion af-<br /> ter seeing you doing things like<br /> these.what? just move on.<br /> <br /> YOU R CRAZY IF<br /> <br /> -you can laugh at the harlequin<br /> who have grabbed his finger to a<br /> bottle.<br /> <br /> -you can bend your newspaper<br /> with hitting in the middle of it<br /> with your head.<br /> <br /> -you still think that fatal tu-<br /> berculosis is an ordinary cough<br /> and you don't visit the doctor.<br /> <br /> -you block up your ears for not<br /> hearing the voices while you are<br /> eating carrot.<br /> <br /> -you try not to come face to<br /> face while you're eating your fish<br /> <br /> -you get stressed because of a<br /> little space of the curtain and<br /> can't stand without closing it.<br /> <br /> -you can't examine the finger<br /> paths and oil-droplets on your eye<br /> glasses.<br /> <br /> -you bend all the papers you<br /> get from the middle.<br /> <br /> -you collect all your coins in<br /> only one pocket.<br /> <br /> -you look continously to the<br /> ashes of the cigarette.<br /> <br /> -you find something to celebra-<br /> te everytime.<br /> <br /> -you like the girl in your sch-<br /> ool,buy all the time some presents<br /> and at the end lose all your money<br /> <br /> -you try to chatter with all<br /> the girls you see.<br /> <br /> -you close yourself to your ro-<br /> om and try not to see the other<br /> members of the family.<br /> <br /> -you don't be the dj of your<br /> family.<br /> <br /> -you don't run to the window to<br /> see if it has snowwed or not.(in<br /> turkiye snow is a surviver of most<br /> studients as schools start a holi-<br /> day if it snows heavily.)<br /> <br /> living crazy! perhaps some of<br /> you defend the idea of living fast<br /> if you live fast or slow,it does<br /> not matter as you will become old<br /> one day.what are the signals of<br /> becomming old? here are some.<br /> <br /> SIGNALS OF OLDNESS<br /> <br /> you r becomming old if<br /> <br /> -your car begins to stay at the<br /> garage most of the time.<br /> <br /> -you think computer is a tran-<br /> sient hobby.<br /> <br /> -you read the smallest things<br /> in the newspaper too.<br /> <br /> -you don't need to change your<br /> clothes by replacing new ones.<br /> <br /> -you have a head-ache before<br /> and after the fucking.<br /> <br /> -you start to wish for your py-<br /> jamas in the early hours of the<br /> night.<br /> <br /> -you don't miss the competiti-<br /> ons at the television.<br /> <br /> -you order somebody to answer<br /> the door or the phone.<br /> <br /> <br /> in life,the important thing is<br /> not the how long you have lived.<br /> the important thing is how much<br /> happy you have lived.so try to en-<br /> joy all the beatius of life becau-<br /> se one day will come and it'll be<br /> to late for them.so i wish you all<br /> best things and much success in<br /> your life.we will meet in the next<br /> issue.i'm waiting for your letters<br /> so send soon.goodbye!<br /> <br /> <br /> signed:axl<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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