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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> <br /> movie reviews<br /> ---------------<br /> <br /> yo movie freaks!<br /> <br /> it's time for some reviews of<br /> the latest movies around,yeah? but<br /> with a deep sadness i must say one<br /> thing.this month we have only two<br /> reviews.its cause is my school.it<br /> has started so it eats much of my<br /> time.also i couln't get some revi-<br /> <br /> evs from acy-pakistan.so these<br /> facts caused this chapter to be<br /> not much long.i hope it won't be<br /> like that in the coming issue.but<br /> better start now.<br /> <br /> <br /> christopher colombus<br /> <br /> <br /> it's a movie which tells about<br /> history.in middle age,there are<br /> two important portions.they are a-<br /> sia and europe.the main source for<br /> <br /> all goverments is tradement with<br /> asia.so they travel across see but<br /> they had to give turks some tax.so<br /> they need another way for not gi-<br /> ving the it.by that time christop-<br /> her colombus claims that he can<br /> find india by going to west all<br /> the time so he searches for a co-<br /> untry who will support him.then<br /> spanish kingdom gives him three<br /> ships and he starts the adventure.<br /> it is a good movie altough it inc-<br /> ludes some boring screens while<br /> you travel across the sea.i recom-<br /> <br /> mend it if you have time and loo-<br /> king for something.<br /> <br /> rating:6/10<br /> <br /> <br /> the second review was done by<br /> witty/wow.thank you mate.he revi-<br /> ewed:<br /> <br /> house sitter<br /> (goldie haun-steve martin)<br /> <br /> this movie is one big con by<br /> <br /> goldie haun.she has a 'one nighter<br /> with steve martin and finds out<br /> that he has a properly which is<br /> vacant in a country town.she is<br /> poor and works as a waitness.so<br /> she decides to move into his va-<br /> cant house without him knowing.pe-<br /> ople ask who she is and she makes<br /> up bullshit about how she is mar-<br /> ried to him and it is very funny.<br /> steve martin then comes to his va-<br /> cant house to find her occupying<br /> it and living in it.they make a<br /> deal for her accomodation in the<br /> <br /> house,she must con steve's ex-<br /> girlfriend and set them up.well i<br /> won't give too much away,except<br /> the basic storyline is who can be<br /> the best bullshitter! a very ori-<br /> ginal story line!<br /> <br /> rating:8/10<br /> <br /> batman returns<br /> <br /> this show sucks.he only good<br /> part is michelle priefers fucking<br /> hot curves(body). rating:30/10<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> sorry but i'm now out of any<br /> reviews.i know that this chapter<br /> is empty but its reason is time<br /> problems.we will write more revi-<br /> ews as usual in the next issue.see<br /> you in another chapter.<br /> <br /> signed:falcon<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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