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&gt; funny world &lt;<br />
<br />
merhaba pals! the boss of accu-<br />
racy is back to tell you funny &amp;<br />
wet stories...bah,what an intro!<br />
great,ac/dc ruling on the tape,hot<br />
sun boils my brain and i gotta en-<br />
tertain ya,hmm let's see...<br />
<br />
&gt; memories of a penis... &lt;<br />
oh,when i just think of the old<br />
days,they just look as if i never<br />
lived them...<br />
<br />
when i was just a little "pipi"<br />
my length was too short.i didn't<br />
know anything about the world.pe-<br />
ople used to look at me and they<br />
used to laugh.my master's parents<br />
got me in their hands and slowly<br />
loved...<br />
when guests came,they showed me<br />
to them with pride and then they<br />
laughed at me too...<br />
after a time i started to grow<br />
up.at nights i used to woke up<br />
and puke.how awful that was...<br />
then i felt that something was<br />
<br />
going wrong,i didn't know what it<br />
was but i just felt that there was<br />
a kind of trouble.then i saw it!<br />
my master was a muslum so the skin<br />
on my head had 2 be pulled off.oh,<br />
shit,i saw a razor coming towards<br />
and then phiiw...it was gone.i<br />
can't describe how painful and bl-<br />
oody it was! i came back to my sh-<br />
ell and stayed for a long time...<br />
but after that i started to grow<br />
very fast again!(even faster) and<br />
also i started to feel that some-<br />
thing was changing in me.whenever<br />
<br />
i saw a girl i just used to get<br />
excited and became harder...<br />
one day my master showed me to a<br />
girl but then i just was too asha-<br />
med and came back to my shell aga-<br />
in...<br />
whenever i saw an action about sex<br />
i just became harder!<br />
one day,something strange happened<br />
my master got me in his hand and<br />
started to wriggle me up and down!<br />
firstly i was too much hurt and<br />
didn't want it! but then i felt<br />
a very great joy i never felt<br />
<br />
before,something really hot cover-<br />
ed all my inside...<br />
after that day,we did the same<br />
thing several times.i was strong<br />
then...later a new habbit started.<br />
my master showed me naked women<br />
pictures and quickly i wore my<br />
"hard" clothes again(ehem).<br />
and later...<br />
<br />
sorry dudes but it will be con-<br />
tinued in the next issues,wait...<br />
<br />
<br />
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&gt; fast joe &lt;<br />
<br />
one day a man entered a bar in<br />
a desert city...<br />
the bar wasn't very crowded but<br />
this isn't anything related with<br />
our story...<br />
the man came to the barmen and<br />
ordered a whisksy...<br />
the barmen turned to the man and<br />
said:<br />
"as much as i see you are stranger<br />
in town.so be very careful with<br />
<br />
your ass! there's dude in this<br />
town called "fast joe" and when<br />
ever you kneel down he will come<br />
and get on to your ass!"<br />
"okey ,i'll try not to forget"<br />
the man answered.<br />
then after an hour,the man sudden-<br />
ly dropped his money to the ground<br />
and kneelt down.and he remembered<br />
fast joe and put his hand on his<br />
ass.then he heard a voice from the<br />
backside<br />
"can you please take your hand<br />
off my ass?"<br />
<br />
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i hope you understood this..<br />
<br />
<br />
sorry for this part that i wrote<br />
n a hurry,gonna b better next time<br />
<br />
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<br />
&gt;the boss/acy...<br />
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