Ymgve at 13:58, 22 June 2007

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<pre> yo homeboys,it's story time!

ah ya... once again the boss of
acy is proud to welcome you to the
shoparest part in our mag! the st-
ory time !
as usual,you will find the fin-
nest and weirdest stuff around in
this corner.
this month my school started
again and then i was able to check
some friends in order to catch the
cool stories and i really found
very funny ones. just check them

out and see it yourself... this
time they are really at the top
man!
okey, now let's start...
again one of the adventures of
the ass fucker turk,our great hero
>namik kemal!<
there was a contest between the
nations of the world. the competi-
tors had to climb an eight floored
apartment and in each floor they
had to >fuck one woman!
firstly the german went in: the
first, second, third and after the

fourth he became unconscious and
he had to leave.
then the english went in but he
had to leave after the third floor
the american,the chinese,japon,
arab tried but none of them could
go up after the fourth floor.
and finally,namik kemal went in
and started to fuck and climb:1,2,
3,4 and nothing was heard from him
after that.the refrees went in the
building: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and they
found all women fucked.they enter-
ed the eight floor and the woman

was also fucked... so they kept on
climbing up to the >roof. there
they found namik kemal who was
busy with >fucking the cats<
hehee... what a fucker. ehh...
now to the second one. but i hope
the god will forgive me for writ-
ing this one. why? well, just read
yourself and see!
once there was a churchman cal-
led time. but his church was a
small one.one day he went to a big
cathedral in his city. he was so
expressed from the magnificency

that he begged: "oh my god, please
show yourself me to me one day
please!..."
just at the moment there was a
drunken man sitting at the back of
some pictures. when he heard this,
he said: "-yes my son! i will! but
come tomorrow and you come as you
were born from your mother:naked!"
the churchman was surprised and
glad so went and the day later he
come again.
just before he entering the
cathedral,he took all his clothes.

he was ashamed 2 enter showing his
front so he turned back and start-
ed walking back.. just at that mo-
ment the drunken man pushed his
dick in to the priest's ass!! the
priest cried and started to run a-
way...
he come back to his church.there
a man was waiting. he said:"father
i want to confess"...so the priest
take him and started to listen:
"well, i stole an apple from my
neighbour and i feel very bad.help
me!" the priest answered back: "oh

my son! what the heck yours is in
a world where even the god fucks
ass!!!!!!!"
ehem... that was it.now the ot-
her one which is probably the best
there was an old bitch who was
fucked so much that her pussy be-
came so big and no one could make
her cry out...
so she decided to make a compe-
tition to find someone who coule
achieve this. she announced this
and after a while a lot of guys
started to show up.there was a big

quew in front of her house.
many strong and young guys fu-
cked her like hell.but i-ih... her
pussy was just like a cave and no
one could fuck her in a way 2 make
her cry out.
then on the third day, an old
and rather thin man came there.the
guys there said: "hey, many young
guys couldn't do it.how on the ea-
rth you could?"
"leave it to me" said the old
man and then he went in.
just after a minute the guys

out heard the old bitch cry out!!!
when the old man came out,they as-
ked him with great wonder: "hey
grandpa, how did you do this ??"
the old man answering pointing
his head: "well,in such occasions,
you must use your head a bit !!!!"

well, was all for the stories
this time... see you later dudes!

the boss/acy
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Ymgve at 13:58, 22 June 2007