Hollowman at 08:05, 4 May 2008

2008-05-04T08:05:18Z

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==charts==
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charts!
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remember: we in relax never manipulate
our charts!

cracker-charts:
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(1). ikari+talent
(2). illusion
(3). 711
(4). contex
(5). genesis project
(6). dominators
(7). action
(8). success
(9). f4cg
(0). fairlight

demo-charts:
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(1). black mail
(2). contex
(3). x-ample
(4). megastyle inc
(5). cres
(6). the ruling company
(7). nato
(8). horizon
(9). master design group
(0). bones

demo of the month!
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red hot cilli pepper from crest

best three musicans!
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(1). vibrants
(2). m.schneider x-ample
(3). maniacs of noise

best three single coder!
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(1). mr.cursor
(2). helge k. x-ample
(3). crossbow

best three single cracker!
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(1). mr.lee/711
(2). sauron/illusion
(3). snacky/gp

the three lamest dudes!
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mtv - dualis - spitfire

the best game of the month!
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ninja warriors

the worst game of the month!
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chase hq

red.:thanks for all your votings

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==news & rumours==
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news and rumours!
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- stephan from action news was caught
by the police.pd-soft and adresses
were founded.
- spitfire of action was caught by a
software firm. some people hate
that he had cracked 'target' guess
who?
- 711 died on the 31.12.89
- almost all members of x-rated joined
titan (there about 40 members now)
- dualis release now also a mag called
'lies' in this mag the will print all
the lies (???) from other magazines
red.:we think that this lies are only
wrong informations!
- rhythm joined wwe
- shadows might join megastyle
- sonix/gp was caught by post because
of stamps cheating!
- babygang also released a mag
red.:don't you think that it is
better to help the other mags??
- a wile ago act 501 died
- spirit and kwi/wwe are now on amiga
- there're two groups in germany who
called 'digital underground'.one
group says about the other group that
there are lamers.
- bhf and trend of traxion joined
hoaxers
- hoaxers will release (also) a diskmag
called 'homonews'
- shadows has turned legal and is now
called panoramic designs
- coococ is now made by dynamix,f4cg,
wwe and science 451
- dominators and arcana now make the
papermag business in cooperation
- overlander/redline joined matrix
- hawkeye and ultrafox left sodom to
join matrix
- rene left alpha flight 1970 to join
wwe
- spy left fbr and joined transit
- defcon 1 is dead
- tj lazer (ex lotus) rejoined x-ray
- nemesis was kicked out of taelnt!
- rough/tat isn't a sodom member
- freddy/sodom and doyle (ex thrash)
are coding a game
- my t fast (ex ionix) left amok
- tmb/arcana stopped swapping
- mtv/bb is now legal
red.:why don't you left the c64 ???
- blitzkrieg joined the fleet of x-ray
- trap and sonny left trc on the
dom-party to join success
- asterix and mantronix (both fantasy)
are back
- tanner joined rti
- tfd (ex level 99) and jim (?) joined
rti,too
- nam/nuclear rejoined contex
- x-men joined nec
- the board 'hellsgate' is now f4cg's
and inc's hq!!
- nightwriter joined atc
- deep purple/rti stopped cracking
- cosmos designs sold their game to
kingsoft
- rumours told that the radwar party v5
will be held in spain for ten days at
a hotel from a blasters member!!
- the amiga mega demo from red sector
will be coverted to the c64 by
x-ample,the judges,mario /voices of
brain,marcus of radwar and ...
red.:remember this is only a rumour
- doctor dream and unknown (ex share)
joinrd sharks.
- zone 45 will from now produce the mag
'smooth criminal'
- tmb left afl and formed with some of
his friends a new group called 'over-
drive'
- att, big ben, hermes, namesis and
macumba (??) wanna rebiuld 'cosmos'!!
- mr.cursor and scrap joined genesis
project
- pat/fresh joined fbi-crew!
- 'mad' is a new group in australia
- the war between 'the force' and
'tera' is over!
- ben and stylerouge sold their c64
and build 'sodom' on amiga
- indiana jones left yankees to join
manowar and left them again to join
orion!
- the most dudes heft acid and build up
'tropie'
- punch/exos joined saga
- he lamer group 'relax' changed their
name into saigon
red: why ?!? haha it was nice to kick
you!
- nato is now only a demo group
- expert left sodom to join paramount
- rrr was kicked out of paramount
red.: if someone need a lamer than
take this one!
- the bord 'the ediction' is closed for
all europeans because atnt ask the
sysop why so many europs call with
illegal credit cards!
- perno and judge from flt joined
horizon!
- thred from flt was kicked out because
he was to lazy!
- trc search for new coders, cracker
and graphicer
- crest won the asm demo-competition

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==advertisements==
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charts or (and) nand in the
advertisment thenews ! thanks!

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==party report==
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radwar patry v4 - "apocalypse now"
date : 6. january 1990

the party started at 17 o'clock! party
place was the discotheque "la quinta"
in heinsberg! ca. 150-200 people show-
ed up the dicco !!!
groups like : x-ample,x-ray,lotus,amok
blasters,cheyens,cosmos,contex,density
vision,alpha flight,sodom etc. visited
the party !!! of course the whole
digital marketing team,mario van zeist
mr.cursor,radwar and grafenreuth too !
some amiga guys aswell !!!
a music-group did their show and the
german tv(wdr - highscore!)filmed the
party and did some interviews !!!
by answering some funny questions you
could win some (old) games or some
other stuff !!! the party ended at 3
o'clock in the night ! the most guys
drove home but if you wanted to drive
home by train you had to wait till 10
o'clock because that time the first
bus drove you to station !!! but you
could sleep in the disco till 10...

of cousre there was more action on
that cool party, but i'm tired, so do
not kick me for this !!!
now let's wait for radwar v5...will it
take place(?)...

yours, juergen !!!

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==next party==
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next parties
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titan copyparty
date : 03.02 - 04.02.90
time : start 02.00 pm (03.02.90)
end 05.00 pm (04.02.90)
place: siegelsbach (west-germany)
entry: 5 dm (please changa your money
into dm)

for invitations write to:
XXXXX/XXXXX
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the 'dallas' computer-meeting
date : every 1st saturday of the month!
time : start 10.00 am
end 06.00 pm
place: XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX
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==interview==
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interview
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this time with thomas heinrich from
x-ample!

r=relax
t=thomas

r: how old are you?
t: i'm now 19 years young.
r: how long do you have your computer?
t: at the beginning of 1986.
r: in which groups you have been?
t: first i started alone, then i formed
'the electronic boys'. after a half
year in teb i joined x-ample.
r: what do you think about cracker?
t: when they don't crack games from us,
then they me equal. but i think some
of these guys are real good coders.
i ask me why they make no money with
they're abily's.
r: what make you in the moment and what
are your future plans?
t: at the moment i work on:
hydrogenese, hawkeye ii, thunderball
cyrus, depressed and more. my future
plans are to make a lot of money and
making games soon on amiga and atari
st.
r: who's the best single coder?
t: i think it's mario von zeist and
helge kozielek.
r: do you have a girl-friend?
t: no.
r: what do you hate?
t: read errors, bad graphics, colour
jumpers in my graphics.
r: do you go to venlo?
t: sometimes.
r: where do you make your holidays?
t: i don't know yet.
r: what is your dream car?
t: a honda crx.
r: which guys are your best friends?
t: the x-ample members, some guys on my
work.
r: what do you think about disk-
magazines?
t: i like disk-magazines when they
write the truth.
r: the best party (copy-party)?
t: venlo meeting, but it's getting
lameness.
r: how did x-ample become so popular
and famous?
t: we make quality productions. that's
the reason for our famous.
r: who are the best painter and
musicians?
t: best painters: 1. bob stevenson
2. robin levy
3. x-ample (tpa)
best musicians: 1. maniacs of noise
2. t.d.+m.s. (x)
r: who are the best groups?
t: i think we are the best group,
because we can all things. tell me
another group who make good music,
nice graphic and can code difficult
routines?!!

thanks for the interview, we hope to
see you on the next venlo meeting!

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==competition==
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logo competition!
-----------------

send us your logo for your or another
group!
in the next issue (issue 6) we will
say who win the relax one year for
free.

for our adresses look under about mag!

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==a story!!==
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about a lame liar!
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rrr an ex member of afl and paramount
has spread a note called 'fuck some
lamers'! in this note he wrote with his
lame brain that:

relax is not a mag it is an illness
relax write absolute crap
relax write lies
relax write adresses without permission
relax copied the idea from amok

this lamer said that sting of paramount
had never left paramount to join alpha
flight 1970.
but the truth is:
that sting had left paramount for three
days to join afl. there he cracked
strider and another game!!
a few guys (also paramount members) can
bear witness this!!!

then he wrote that he was never kicked
out of afl!
but the truth is:
he was kicked out of alpha flight also
a few paramount members can bear
witness this again!

abter this he wrote that we in realx
printed adresses without permission
from the owners!
as we had phoned him he said that he
means another mag (you see how lame he
is!!)

also he said that we had copied all
ideas from amok and we are to lame to
draw a logo ourself, so that we must
buy a logo from x-ample.
ok, the mainidea is from amok. but look
at our mainmenue (can you see this in
sex'n'crime). have we a flashing in the
text? no! but in the scroller! can you
see a scroller in sex'n'crime? no!

about the logo:
also we have a quality logo not so a
shit like (opal with n'n'c or trust
with pin up...)

at last he wrote that another lamer
called 'master' had code the relax and
we had only change something in it,
after our changes the realx didn't work
with action cartridges!
first:
marc and thomas had code the relax!!
second:
michael of afl improved the up and down
scroll!
third:
but it works on all cartridges! but re-
member only lamer works with cartridges

personaly to timo (rrr):
look at yourself how lame you are!! all
points are lies and you are not able to
bear witness them. also you were kicked
out of afl and paramount because of
lameness!!!
and you lamer wanna join now wwe???
ha!ha!ha! that will be a shame for wwe!

if you wanna see his lame note?? then
contact us!! we send it to you!

some personal words from marc to timo:
you are a big coward! why do you always
runaway from me? like in venlo?? and
remember i kicked you out of afl and i
wanna kick your face! let's wait for
your party. i'll come to kick you and i
wanna see your two bodyguards! and then
we will laugh about the two smurfs!!
and master had code the first intros
for afl for money??? are you lame! he
was a member of afl! why must i buy an
intro?? i can code my own intro!!
master is also so lame as you! he was
kicked out of afl after one month!!!

you reached the end! build now your own
opinion about this fucking lamer!!!

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==about mag==
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about mag!
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your magazine 'relax' will be released
every venlo-meeting!
but remember: we try to produce a mag
that can help you to be informed of
the 64er scene, so we need your help to
do that.
so please send us your votes, news and
rumours.

send them to one of these dudes:

relax
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or call me under: (+XX) XXX XXXXXX
please if you send stuff then only legal

marc!
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powell of sodom!
call
(+XX) XXX XXX XXXX
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for the charts we want to know from you:

the best cracker groups
the best single crackers
the best demo groups
the best coders
the lamest dudes in the scene
the best games of the mounth
the worst games of the mounth
the best musicans

also you can send us ideas to produce
this (your) magazine better

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==credits==
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credits!
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thanks to the following dudes for their
news and help: action - crazy - alpha
flight crew - sodom crew - x ample -
- light - dominators - wwe - duplex -
titan - trc - zone 45 - x rated - saga -
overdive - genesis project - sharks -
digital underground - hoaxers - etac -
lazer+actual - f4cg - triumwyrat -
remark (send me your magazine) - fbr -
soldiers - irongods (fuck ya amiga) -
the times and to all the others!

all codings by sodom and alpha flight

the cool tune was done by mok of defence

this char was made by a cool dude!

the glory logo done by x-ample
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Relax 05 - Revision history

Hollowman at 08:05, 4 May 2008