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W S
WELCOME STRANGER..

You just dared to enter the castle
of illusions, the place where we have
the most influence on you, the place
where we manipulate you, your thoughts
and desires... You can run, you can
flee, still none ever discovered the
secret of our success, welcome to
the secret laboraties of satisfaction,
perfection and entertainment... As
usual it needs Majesty to guide you
through the following pages, that
contain the obligatory stuff plus a
couple of extra goodies from your
Santa Claus since you have been nice
over the previous month..

We kick off with some more
extravagant news and gossip from
the elite scene, namely 'Stop the
Press' likely the most interesting
and as a matter of fact, the most
hated part in here (incase your
handle fills up some lines, others may
have a good laugh tho.. about YOU!!)
Then we have a special report about
the groovy guys in Illusion, certainly
something you shouldn't miss, obtained
and written by our special undercover
agents. Then we go on with some more
quotes from elite and not so elite
people, you gotta read between the
lines and you might recognize a 'bit'
of irony. Later event is a cute story
about a new group being build just

recently.. ENJOY.. And we end this
with the last words (obvious), a
'thank you' list to some who deserve
it for whatever reasons. As a matter
of fact I couldn't get the interview
with DUKE in time since he's still
busy explaining a load of people
that his groups name 'REGINA' has
nothing in common with the wellknown
'VAGINA' and he just told me that
he's definately NOT gonna change his
handle to COITUS INTERRUPTUS like
some other magazine invented he would.
Furthermore, THE PULSE already should
have been out since a while but DUKE
couldn't find anything to rag on last
months Propaganda that's why he got
stucked in his gossip chapter and

currently knows nothing to fill it
with, sad Alex, we in the Propaganda
staff hope this issue and especially
this chapter brings back your lost
inspiration.. You may even feel free
to copy something out of here to
avoid any longer delays, I want to
see the new issue, I just LOVE your
charset.. Ehrm well, anything else...
Oh yes, incase you ain't a owner of
a modem, mail me a letter, disk,
postcard or your monthly sellery to:

Majesty
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
And there we go..

S T P
STOP THE PRESS...

DUKE, who recently build a new group
called REGINA (in memory of his grand-
mother) exclusively explained us the
principle of how to make a magazine
just like THE PULSE: 'Well, it needs
Propaganda in either way, meaningwise
and the G*P magazine to fill half the
mag with useless rags and threats,
furthermore it is VERY important to
stretch the texts to its maximum and
possibly include as many hard to say/
spell words to make the text look,
lemme say it like this, experient or
more elite alike so that even the
last mail trader believes its good !'

In addition to this DUKE is going to
release a handy note file along with
the next edition of THE PULSE 'Better
homes and magazine editing'.

Whole GENESIS*PROJECT sweden has been
gone for a while, curing out their
intimate desease NEWSCOPY brought into
the group on a private G*P weekend
orgy.

ARGOS/SUNRISE recently discovered
the advantages of a BLUE BOX and
CARDS, here's what he said: 'That's
so damn cool, now that I use this
stuff my phone bills are below the
usual 1OOO+ US Dollars.. You should
try it !' (ED. We do since years ???)

MAJESTY recently has been trying to
get rid of his daily hangovers with
various ways, but nothing really
seems to work. When we questioned
him what his problem is he came up
with this: 'Well, I don't really
know what it could be, I take 5
Alka Selzer pills and mix them with
a glass of Jack Daniels, but my
hangover even gets worse ?! Weird..'

(ED. For risks and secondary effects
request your doc or pharmacist)

PURGATORY is down. Illusion USA
pretends that BRETT moved and has no
time for a board anymore, but we in
the Propaganda staff ofcourse know

the truth. BRETT got jailed for public
drug consume. Talking about Illusion,
theres an exclusive report about them
a couple of pages ahead.

The situation in RED SECTOR is getting
worse, now PSYCHOBILLY announced he'd
kick 5O% of the members (that's about
37 people) if they don't follow the
RSI main rules no more (1) 'Call EACH
board around the globe atleast twice
or better more a day' (2) 'Pay your
monthly 2O german marks in time, else
I might get in trouble to pay off MY
phonebill'

(QUOTE COMMUNIST)
'Mc Donalds ist einfach guuuuuut....'

Latest Rsi Members:
Quasimodo (group-fool, he's to blame
for everything that goes wrong), TPM
(The Paying Member, the new mail
trader in Rsi from Lumpur/Malaysia)
and Hunchback (rumours say he is a
belgian and in another group aswell?)
Furthermore we finally found out what
TMN (The Main Nigger) does for Rsi,
hacking cards for ALL members on c-64,
Pc, Amiga, Snes, Gameboy, Atari 26OO,
Spectrum, Sega Megadrive and cleaning
Psychobilly's shoes once a week.

BEAVIS+BUTTHEAD-The Movie, coming
into the european theatres shortly,
including RADAR as BEAVIS and TYREE
as BUTTHEAD (ED. Suits your intelect

perfectly) We just got ahold of RADAR
in a short break (QUOTE RADAR): 'The
making of this movie is quite cool, I
just have some problems keeping the
scripts in mind.. Hehehe, hoho, thats
cool.. How was that ?!' (ED. PERFECT
Hartmut, go ahead..)

SHADOW got busted for abusing 95O's
and got locked away again.. Not in a
jail though but along with his mom
in a seperate cell of her house.. In
the meantime THOR exchanges broken
broomsticks for Andy's mom and feeds
him with foreskin cheese, provided
by COLDRAKE. Scary.

End. But go on reading, more coming.

T A I
TRUTH ABOUT ILLUSION !

After all those internal fights and
struggles inside ILLUSION it's just
obligatory that we in the Propaganda
staff had to take care and sent our
special agent COOPER to bring light
into the gloomy situation in the
group.

In his note 'Explanations' Freestyle
accused BRETT for being too stupid to
keep his board PURGATORY online at
once (eg half the drives were off hook
etc). When we asked BRETT about this
he had quite some interesting things
in reply (QUOTE BRETT) 'Well what

FREESTYLE and the rest didn't knew was
that PURGATORY originally ran on ONE
1541 only (the system drive), all the
wares drives actually were FAKE DIRS,
easily to be edited with a normal
DIR EDITOR, thats why you can't leech
shit off my wares drives (makes things
a LOT easier, I mean, leeching ties up
a board too much anyways sooo)' (ED.
Well ??!) Next Illusion member we
paged was DERBYSHIRE RAM and after he
replugged his third tooths he had to
say something to the current situation
aswell (QUOTE DERBY RAM) 'Since my
wife has strictly forbidden that I
call boards again by putting a toll
free number blocker on my line I was
rather addicted to BRETT to call me

that we actually could transfer games,
but since Brett is pretty much on
drugs he preferly called ICE CUBE and
smoked joints online with him. Sad
but true, thats why we actually lost
a couple of releases.' (ED. Mhhh)
Next one to ask was TRONIC who just
returned back to sweden from Japan
(QUOTE TRONIC) 'Sayonara, I don't
really have complaints about the
american members, I actually voted
SUSIEUZI into the group because her
handle sounds simular to SUSHI, my
favourite food since my Japan stay.'
Next we asked were the two inactive
norwegian members HERO & GENE (QUOTE
HERO) 'Hehehehe, well, hehehehe, I
dunno, hehehe, ILLUSION #1, hehe...'

(QUOTE GENE) 'Since I still gotta do
2O31 out of my 3482 hours of social
work for phone fraud and selling PC
stuff I'm not quite much informed
what's been going on in the group, but
may I tell how I spend my 8 hours a
day of social work in our local zoo ?'
(ED. No thanks) When we tried to call
SUSIEUZI for a statement a sort of
answering machine picked up on her
number saying 'TO JOIN THE DOMINANT
MASTER AND SERVANT STROKING SESSION
EITHER ENTER YOUR VALID CREDIT OR
CALLING CARD NOW OR CALL US TOLL FREE
AT THE MULTI NODE LINES 1800-382-PAIN
OR 1800-382-HURT' and as no one of us
had a working card we had to drop her
off our list (ED. Atleast we finally

got to know HOW ILS US supplies the
euro members with cards, ehrm ?!)
Later that month, both the american
section and DERBY RAM released a
second and third note accusing
FREESTYLE to be a liar & backstabber
(ED. Much easier for BARRY, so he
could leave his tooths out the mouth)
When we questioned FREESTYLE about
all the happenings he was rather
outraged and shouted 'FUCK! Now that
I left ILLUSION can be considered
dead. I was the most important member,
the brain of the group..' PROPAGANDA:
'Thomas, what was your job to be
precise ?' FREESTYLE: 'Obviously that
is NOT your business, but still, I
was the brain of the group..'

(ED. Well..) Final conclusion, there
might have been problems, but they
still didn't figured WHAT.. But then
again, FREESTYLE is no longer a part
of the group, so they might have
finally recognized.. Latest newsflash
from Illusion, according to DERBYRAM
he signed a commercial contract with
'Kukident 3rd tooths cleaning paste'
to finance further originals.
TRONIC stopped releasing WIDE SCREEN
and started up with a new magazine
called 'WOK' including recipes of
asian specialities. So good luck all
you Illusion'ers, and may the dope
be with you.. (ED. Get outta here
BRETT)
Agent Cooper!

I N M W M H
IT'S NO MISTERY-WE MAKE HISTORY!

Another collection of 'famous' peoples
quotes, it took a while to think of a
few remarkable, but you just have call
to call three boards a day and you'll
be filled in into some peoples wicked
attitudes/thoughts immediately.

RADAR/LAGERFELD

'No, EVEN if theres an ENIGMA placed
in the memory of my version, I did
NOT recrack it..'

'OFCOURSE I can Blue Box... ...but I
need that card because, blablabla...'

'I am so strong, I am so beautyful, I
am so intelligent.. Damn, my wet
diaper itches, MOOOOOOOOOOMY ??!!!'

EDWIN VAN SANTEN/2OCC

'Damn, wish I could give you a card
but the 5O,OOO I pulled yesterday are
all dead, weird ?!'

BOD/TALENT

'Uhhhh Baby, mhhhh, ohhhh (moan, moan)
ahhh, lick lick'

FREESTYLE

'Now that I left, Illusion is dead...'

VORTEX/EPIC

'Me upload wares new of Epic to wrong
drives coz' I know not what rules are
on boards'

(GET A DICTIONARY.ED)

CROSSFIRE/EPIC

'This game MIGHT be 8 years old but I
don't think it's been released on
the boards before, soooo...'

SOLAR/F4CG

'My chickens kept me busy that's why
Pirates is delayed..'

DUKE/REGINA

'Crunching my text files ?! What for,
obviously you don't know what you are
talking about, the long files make
the whole represation of THE PULSE a
lot better, who'd bother leeching
if it's 2OO+ blocks shorter ?'

PSYCHOBILLY/RSI

'We just removed a couple of members
off the list, so we are down to 3O
again..'

ROCKSTAR/TALENT

'Krishna, hare hare..'

T L A T S
TURBO LAMERS-A TRUE STORY!

Well, this happened to a very good
friend of mine (let's name him KEVIN,
to avoid anonym bomb threats and
killing attempts of people involved
in this report) a couple of months
ago. He lived in the city of ******
(obviously I have to keep this anonym
aswell) and belonged to a group which
in 1989 was one of the best but now
has been quit for quite some time. My
friend used to mailtrade and was known
for being a pretty decent coder having
won various demo compos and parties.

Then one warm thuesday in may his

doorbell rang and a strange dude stood
behind the door, holding a grey plastic
bag full of disks. WHO THE FUCK, my
friend said, and the stranger
interrupted him with a squeezy voice
that pumped cold sweat onto my friends
forehead, I'VE HEARD YOU ARE A COOL
CODER AND YOU ALSO SWAP. THATS SO...
COOL !

DO YOU BELONG TO ANY TEEAM I KNOW, my
friend asked. WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT
THATS BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT MY C64 BUT
I'VE SENT AN APPLICATION FOR MEMBER-
SHIP TO ATLEAST 20 GROUPS, I SHOULD
BE GETTING AN ANSWER IN JUST A COUPLE
OF DAYS. SURE, SURE, my friend said,

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ANYWAYS ?!
I'D LIKE TO COPY SOME NEW STUFF, IF
YOU PLEASE, the visitor said and
waved his bag filled with like 12O+
disks with a satanic glare in his
eyes. Maybe the flattering the
stranger used had some effect because
my friend let the lamer in and allowed
to copy the latest stuff. After a
couple of hours the visitor left with
dozens of filled disks and a happy
smile upon his lips. THANS, THIS IS
REALLY GREAT STUFF, THANKS YOU, the
stranger numbled while leaving. WELL,
MADE ANOTHER NEW C64 OWNER HAPPY, my
friend thought and flet more or less
satisfied helping a beginner. Next
afternoon yesterdays visitor was again

infront of the door with a bag full of
disks. Buth this time he had brought a
friend with him; a second lamer who
stood on the doorstep; with a box full
of disks. The first looked more
confident and sure of himself than he
had been on thuesday. He told my
friend that he had build a new group
with the other guy. The groups name
was 'ULTRA PAMPERS' and they would
concentrate on swapping in the
beginning but as the second lamer
said 'A MEGA-DEMO FROM US WILL SOON
BE RELEASED! BY THE WAY, DO I CODE
A SCROLLER ?', my friend had this
strange, scary feeling again. My
friend thought that every beginner
should be helped and let the visitors

in, after a few hours of copying disks
the lamers left and he felt that he
had done the right thing. On saturday
my friend was lying on his bed with
a little hangover to get rid off
while he heard his doorbell ringing.
'WHO THE HELL DISTURBS DECENT PEOPLE
ON SATURDAY MORNINGS' he thought and
discovered four members of Ultra
Pampers behind the door. Both of the
fridays visitors had recruited a new
member and now they'd also like to
copy 'a couple of disks' as they said,
all waving their grey bags full of
disks. 'HEY GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU COME
BACK TOMMORROW, I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD
RIGHT NOW' my friend said.. But then
he saw the lamers faces go sad and

decided to let the bastards in. The
'Pampers' spent their time with
shouting and copying and breaking the
funiture so that my friend was very
glad to get rid of them. Then on
sunday .. Eight creeps invaded his
house and my friend had trouble
finding a polit way to kick the
bastards out. On monday he regreted
his politeness as 16 'cool guys'
stood on the parch. 'YO MAN, IT'S A
COPY PARTY!'. They had brought
brought with them computers, drives
and modems. With the modem they
recruited new people on the 'party'
so that on the second day Ultra
Pampers had 32 members. After the
copy party my friend had three very

nice days, but even then he felt
that he'd hear from them again and
a cold feeling crept into his spines.
On saturday he woke up with a
terrible noise. He looked through
his wondow to a near by football
field where masses of people gathered
together - 512 ULTRA PAMPERS MEMBERS.
My friend escaped from his house. As
he ran away he saw the 512 lamers
walking towards his door, all waving
grey bags full of disks. Later events
could be rad in the newspaper as more
and more lamers invaded his hometown.
Next friday 32456 LAMERS arrived,
filling all motels, hotels and camping
areas, and no end for this could be
seen. After four days 546987 VISITORS

were ruining the economy of the whole
country, leaving behind ruins and
burned land. Well, as this isn't a
horror magazine I'll skip this story
with 5293812 LAMERS. In the end my
friend sat in his cold and dark
hotelroom, wondering how things would
be if he just shot the first lamer
in the very beginning... . .....

And the moral of this story:

SHOOT LAMERS IMMEDIATELY
SHOOT LAMERS, IMMEDIATELY...

Go on reading Homes..

A T C
ADDITIONAL THREATS & COMMENTS..

Yawn, coming closer to the end for
this months compilation of hilarious
lyrics and facts. You feel offended
and pissed ?! GOOD !! Thats the true
meaning of it. You can still leave
mail bombs and constructive critism
on either DOWN BY LAW (XXXXXXXXXXXX)
or THE DUNGEON, the Propaganda Hq
with the official online voter incase
you feel to change sthg in the charts
with YOUR votes (XXXXXXXXXXXX). These
textlines are a brand of 'Creative
Strategy' (TM) (c) 1993 by MAJESTY of
ever so popular TALENT. PROPAGANDA
is copyright by GENESIS*PROJECT 91-93.

Thank you, Merci & Dankeschoen for
either giving me inspiration or
helping me in some other way (note,
my bank account number has changed,
you may send donations in the mail
from today on) to MAREN (for having
patience, the stress to finish this
text in time MAY have reduced my
potence, but now that it's out we
are back to normal eh, haha), DUKE
(to be honest, I dunno what for,
just enjoy this Issue, I am sure you
will, hahahehehohaheoha..), whole
LEGEND (to send those CAMEL test
packs was a nice move, cough..),
whole ILLUSION (you have been nice
interview partners, (QUOTE DERBY RAM)
'Really, slurch, pffft, %&!$, where

are my thooths ?!'), LUCKY STRIKE (for
pushing me to a possible inflambation
of the lungs with any cigarette..),
RADAR/LAGERFELD (for constant weak
rags, you're the classic example for
growing raggers how NOT to do it..),
WESTMINSTER ICE TEA (obviously you
guys put too less sugar in your stuff,
good work though. (now figure what it
has in commom with this magazine ?!),
THE DUNGEON/PROPAGANDA HQ (for being
down ANY time I try to upload my stuff
for the magazine) and YOU.

Keep your eyes open for the Propaganda
Staff at the party in Denmark dudes.

Later, Marco & Maren 1O/93
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Propaganda 12 ch07 - Revision history

Ymgve at 19:24, 18 June 2007