Ymgve at 19:04, 18 June 2007

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ARGGGGGGHHHH...

It was a pleasure for me to collect
all this gossip,eventhough certain
people (such as a belgian whose nick
name has to be Quasimodo) may feel
attacked due to massive verbal offence
about which I don't give a shit.Take
all this with a smile,and take into
considering that most of these lines
have been typed during hangover
periods or extremly boring times
which may give it some dry touch at
once,nevertheless,there you go,read,
love and live it,Majesty's in the
house and your entertainer for such
a short time like 12 pages are...

S
STOP THE PRESS..

Antichrist+Sorceress recently signed
a contract with Columbia Pictures as
stunt double for Al+Peggy Bundy in
Married with children.As for what we
in the Propaganda (TM) staff heard
they have been recruited for doubling
risky and dangerous sceneries like
Al and Peggy having Sex or Al's
undressing of his socks.Rumours about
Master Kracker being recruited as
cover double for Christina Applegate
alias Kelly Bundy are nonsens and
wrong,he's still working on that
beauty farm in New Jersey/New York
serving the drinks..

Argos/Sunrise got nominated for the
award of Germany's best phreaker of
the year with his awesome discovery
to reduce phonebills to his personal
record,he stopped LEECHING when
calling Down By Law daily,direct and
chatting with Morrisey for hours.

Whoever invited that POWERPLANT should
have a hunchback is lying.Infact he
got TWO and currently signed an
advertisment contract with CAMEL
cigarettes. Good luck Benjamin :))))

Westbam,Airwolf,Fletch and Jucke build
up a new party called "Fight Weight
Watchers".For further details call
their infoline 18OO-I'M-FAT.

Westbam got the highest award of the
worldwide leading doctors and medical
men for being the classic example why
abortion should be legal. Congrats
also from the Propaganda (TM) staff!

Talent is NOT dead,we in the staff
finally figured out what they're
doing. Majesty has been seen in some
hospital for alcoholicans to cure
out his alcohol and drug problem,Bod
is currently busy collecting money
to pay his wedding to Sex Goddess and
Morrisey is learning to crack/code
and will take over Bod's job and
take care of the releases which he
also is going to supply on his own.

P Q O T M
PROPAGANDA'S QUESTION OF THE MONTH

Now we are coming to the serious part,
so wipe that smile off your face Nerds

.. ..
>< Not that grumpy.. -- Okay,enuff'..

Heres what various people did leave me
in E-Mail to my question of the month.
Now even YOU will discover which deep
intimate sexual desires your friends &
groupmates have:

"If you were a GIRL in the SCENE,with
who and why would you like to have
SEX with most ?"
And there we go..

P
PSYCHOBILLY:

Mhh I guess.. Benny Bloed !? (ED:He's
been talking about Powerpant) Bahaha..
Sorry no hunchies.. Pew.. Hmmmmmmmm
I guess with you Marco! Bahaha..
Really don't know,sorry !?

C
Chameleon:

Definately both you and BOD. First I
like rubbing shiny shaved heads,second
I know BOD wants me. (ED:Ermm,remember
you are ALL mine,Darren !?)
Only joking right Marco ??? (ED:Nope,
this is pretty serious Marcellus !)

B
BURGLAR:

If I were a girl,I would like to have
sex with ROUGH.I just love virgins you
know.Or,if I were a girl I would like
to have sex with Powerplant because he
has got such a BIG...uhhhhh... EGO!!!

J
JIHAD:

None of you guys.Simply no one showed
up at the Ce-Bit (Hello Marco,Chrysagon
Arrogance etc etc etc) (ED:Aha,if we'd
have been there you'd supposedly would
have raped us all together right ?!)

Go on.. :)

P
POWERPLANT:

I don't need to be a girl,I already
got that weird attitude towards men,
and incase I'd be allowed to,I'd
like to have sex with you ALL.

A
AYCEE:

IF I'd be a girl...
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A
AHA,ENUFF FOR THIS MONTH..

I N M W M H
IT'S NO MISERY, WE MAKE HISTORY...

Yet this is another statistic about
certain peoples activities/quotes and
why they became famous for it:

Radar/Lagerfeld:

"I'll disconnect your line !" or "I
gonna call the swat team"

Westbam:

"We got that game weeks ago.." or
"...we don't need to hide, we just
didn't felt like calling out despite
you beat us on that ware..:)"

Hero:

"Hehehehehe, hehehehehe, hehehe etc."

Jinx:

"There are a thousand of mistakes in
your mag but I'm not gonna tell ya.."

The Shadow:

"No Mom please.. not the broomstick.."

Parson:

"I'm lame.."

:)

T V B
THE VOTING BOOTH...

THE RESULT OF THIS MONTHS BOOTH
ON DIVINE ULTIMATUM..

"What kind of deviant sexual behavior
do you enjoy or fantasize about ?!"

Out of 46 Votes:

1.Animal Sex 9 for 19%
2.Bondage+Discipline 14 for 3O%
3.Gay Sex O for O%
4.Phone Sex 3 for 6%
5.Sado/Masochism 4 for 8%
6.Deficating on eachother 3 for 6%
7.Celibacy 13 for 28%

Aaaaaaalright, next months goodie
shall be the list of dudes who did
contribute with their vote, and
what's gonna be even more interesting,
WHAT they actually choosed... :))))

Nevermind though, I gotta admit that
certain lines have been DRY jokes, but
as for a little excuse, I had to re-
type all the text due to scratching
it off my disk once. Next months
gonna be better with an exclusive
and supposedly very interesting
interview and yet some more gossip
about whatever I may consider as
worthy to brag about. Till then, keep
errected.
Majesty/TALENT!
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Ymgve at 19:04, 18 June 2007