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<p><b>New page</b></p><div><pre> BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ<br />
BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ<br />
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YES,YES,YES,HEEEERE WE GO AGAIN!<br />
WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU COULD LIVE<br />
WITHOUT ANOTHER ONE OF OUR NOTORIOUS<br />
QUIZES... BUT NOW YOUR MISERY IS OVER!<br />
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WE HAVE 20 IIIINCREEEDIBLY DIFFICULT<br />
QUESTIONS FOR YOU AGAIN AND WE WILL<br />
GIVE YOU VARIOUS ANSWERS BASED ON THE<br />
MULTIPLE CHOICE SYSTEM. YOU JUST PICK<br />
ONE OF THEM AND SEND YOUR RESULTS TO<br />
YOUR LOCAL PRRRROPAGANDA DEALER.<br />
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AND YOU CAN WIN SOMETHING,TOO!<br />
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT<br />
WE WOULD LET YOU WIN... BUT IF WE EVER<br />
FIGURE OUT, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW!<br />
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WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL<br />
GIRL IN THE SCENE?<br />
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A) Master Kracker<br />
B) Petra the Girly-man<br />
C) Parson the Masturbator<br />
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WHAT DOES "NOT" STAND FOR?<br />
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A) Never On Top<br />
B) Nerds Of Taiwan<br />
C) Nasty Oral Tumour<br />
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WHO IS MANIAC?<br />
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A) Germany's most important<br />
contribution to the scene<br />
B) The name of Coldrake's<br />
blow-up-doll.<br />
C) The little purple<br />
pimple on Thor's ass.<br />
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WHAT IS THOR'S SLOGAN?<br />
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A) The mighty Bore<br />
B) The lonely whore<br />
C) The one we ignore<br />
D) The Herpes Sore<br />
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WHAT IS ROY'S NEWEST HANDLE?<br />
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A) Roydar<br />
B) Waaaaaydaaar<br />
C) Scanner<br />
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WHAT DOES GOTCHA USE FOR<br />
A MODEL TO DRAW HIS COMICS?<br />
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A) A mirror<br />
B) An old family photo<br />
C) A rotted roadkill<br />
D) Members of a Lepra-Colony<br />
E) Freddy/Titron<br />
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WHAT DOES FREDDY<br />
CONSTANTLY DREAM OF?<br />
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A) Not being ignored<br />
for just one day!<br />
B) Being the son of<br />
Antichrist+Sorceress<br />
C) Getting some credit for<br />
being Gotcha's comic model<br />
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WHAT IS NARC'S JOB IN LEGEND?<br />
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A) Making the coffee?!<br />
B) Feeding the Goldfish...<br />
C) He is a biological experiment.<br />
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WHY IS THE SHADOW ALWAYS<br />
IN A ONE-MAN-GROUP?<br />
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A) Because he likes talking to<br />
himself... (Especially fun on<br />
internal group conferences!)<br />
B) Because noone else WANTS<br />
to be in a group with him.<br />
C) Because people can't rag on him<br />
if they are in the same group...<br />
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WHAT IS ANTICHRIST'S NICKNAME?<br />
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A) Jolly Ollie<br />
B) Porky Pig<br />
C) Motormouth<br />
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WHO STYLES AYCEE'S HAIR?<br />
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A) Edward Scissorhands<br />
B) Freddy Krueger<br />
C) Nobody for the<br />
past 12 years<br />
D) Which one? The ones on<br />
her legs or the ones<br />
under her arms?!<br />
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WHY DO ALL OF THOR'S GROUPS DIE?<br />
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A) Because HE was in them!?!<br />
B) He never understood that a group<br />
needs at least ONE talented member.<br />
C) Where they ever alive to begin with?<br />
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WHY IS RADAR OBSESSED WITH "SWAT-TEAMS"?<br />
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A) The thought of strong men<br />
in uniforms turns him on.<br />
B) He wants to feel important<br />
and maybe one day grow up<br />
to be one of them...<br />
C) Who is Radar?<br />
And what's a SWAT-Team?!<br />
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WHY DOES JIHAD LIKE<br />
OLIVER'S QUIZES SO MUCH?<br />
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A) He really doesn't.<br />
He just pretends so<br />
to be polite...<br />
B) Because they are funny?!<br />
C) Because it's the only<br />
test he ever passed!<br />
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WHICH ONE OF THESE IS -NOT-<br />
A REQUIREMENT TO JOIN NFI?<br />
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A) You must like the same sex<br />
B) You must own a tape recorder<br />
C) You must have one or less friends<br />
D) You must be able to crack a game!?!<br />
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WHY DOES HEIN DESIGN<br />
ALWAYS DRAW GIRLS?<br />
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A) Because THESE "girls" are the<br />
only ones he will ever get!<br />
B) That's no girls...<br />
That's transvestites!<br />
C) He is very close with<br />
his sisters and cousins...<br />
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WHAT DID ROCKSTAR LIKE MOST<br />
ABOUT BEING IN THE ARMY?<br />
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A) The public showers<br />
B) Playing Volleyball<br />
with the bombs...<br />
C) He looooooves the<br />
game "Commando"!<br />
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WHY DID DRAKE NOT<br />
HAVE TO JOIN THE ARMY?<br />
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A) They thought he is a girl<br />
B) He simply looked too<br />
funny in a uniform<br />
C) What does Denmark need<br />
an army for anyway?!<br />
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HOW DID TYGER GET HIS HANDLE?<br />
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A) He doesn't know<br />
how to spell "tiger".<br />
B) He looks good in stripes.<br />
C) He likes to eat raw meat.<br />
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WHY DID CRUMBSUCKER LEAVE THE SCENE?<br />
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A) He accidently zipped himself<br />
and was uploaded to an<br />
unknown board in Brazil.<br />
B) He found more interesting<br />
things to do with the whole<br />
in the middle of the disks?!<br />
C) He switched channels...<br />
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