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<pre> HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE
HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE
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WELL,I WAS TALKING TO JIHAD OF ACTION
WHEN SUDDENLY THE LINENOISE SWALLOWED
HIS VOICE AND SOMEHOW SOMEBODY ELSE
GOT ONTO THE LINE (HINT,HINT...).
SO,I DECIDED TO INTERVIEW THAT GUY.

HEY,WHO ARE YOU NERD?

Hi,Buddy! I am the world famous HARRY
HIRSCH of the intercontinental NUMERO
UNO 'BAD TASTE'. You should know we
fucken rule!

HMMM,SURE,I SEE. WHAT IS YOUR JOB IN
BED TOAST?

Hmm, I am a very pathetic person,most

times I use to milk the other members,
I especially prefer Bonecrushing Bill
with his overfilled balls. Sometimes I
like eating dick,too.

WOWSERS! WHAT A COOL GUY... MAYBE OUR
READERS WONDER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!?

Oh,very cool! I am 1.4Om tall,95kg heavy
and have green eyes and long black hair.
Actually one eye is blue since I refused
the Cowfucking Coyote when he tried to
fuck my ass up.

HMMM, I SEE. AND HOW DID YOU IDIOT GET
YOUR HANDLE?

Which HANDLE? I only know Haendel, but
I hate classic music.

BAH, YOU LOW-BROW. I MEAN,HOW DID
YOU GET YOUR ALIAS?

I don't wear alias. I prefer PUMA shoes.

SO HOW DID YOU COME TO COMPUTING ON C64?

Oh,I bought a GAME ON at a local store,
and I figured out how easy 'cracking'
really is. In fact my bones cracked alot
when my foot got stuck in the escalator.

BOY,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SMART...
ANYWAY,DID YOU EVER SHAVE YOURSELF YOU
LOOKING CLUMSY ?

No,not yet.
In fact I suffer from pimplemania.

DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
WITH GIRLS?

Ya, but only if you call a 5O-year-old
bitch a girl. Actually she's one of the
neigbourhood whores,it's the one who
keeps farting all the time. And I also
used to let my little sister blow me,
until I deflowered her when she was nine
years old.

HMM,IT SEEMS TO ME AS IF YOU WERE A BIT
PERVERTED. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES BESIDES
COMPUTING?

I really like surfing a lot, but sadly
there's not much room in our bath.

OH NO. WHAT A PITY. LET'S CLOSE THIS BAD
INTERVIEW NOW, OR I HAVE TO PUKE.

Okay, thanks for your questions. Many
greetings to MAMA,PAPA, LIESE und alle
die mir kennen.

TSCHUESS,DU ARSCHLOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR THE REAL INTERVIEWS...

1. "TAMMY"
BLACK HEART BUILT THE NEW CANADIAN
IMPORTING GROUP "BLACK REIGN". TAMMY
IS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND SHE TALKS TO
QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ON CONFERENCES.
MIGHT BE FUN TO SEE WHAT NON-COMPUTER
PEOPLE THINK ABOUT US COMPUTERFREAKS.

2. "HJE of GENESIS*PROJECT"
HE IS OUR NEW MUSICIAN. AT THE LAST
SILICON-PARTY SOME IDIOTS WOULDN'T
BELIEVE HIM THAT HE IS REALLY IN,SO
HERE'S THE PROOF. BY THE WAY,THE
MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO RIGHT NOW WAS
DONE BY HIM,TOO.

3. "HORIZON of NEI"
AMERICA'S BEST FIXER.

TAMMY
TAMMY
_____
HI,TAMMY!

Hi!

SO,TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF THEN!

Well,my name is Tammy,I'm 16 years old
and 5'3" (157 cm) tall. I got long brown
hair and I got green eyes. I live in
Nova Scotia/Canada,in a town called
North Sydney which is nowhere near
Toronto...

HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE SCENE?

I'm not really in the scene. Just BLACK
HEART started calling people on three-

ways while I was on,so I got to know
a lot of people like STEVE/X-FACTOR,
MR.BROWNSTONE/NEI,GOLDENCHILD,ZORLAC,
DEEK (the buddy with the brown leather
jacket!),Jamie from Texas,BOD/TALENT
and you of course!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTER-FREAKS?

Ahh,awesome! It's great talking to
people from all over the world and not
having to pay for it. Most of them were
cool but,I don't know,some were kind of
rude. You,Steve and Jamie are my real
favourites!

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A COMPUTER?

I don't know nothing about it,I wouldn't
know what to do. I wish I would though!

AND WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

I like horseback riding,painting,going
out,talking to people from away...
Hummm... I just like everything!

ANY FUTURE PLANS?

I'll move to Las Vegas and I'll be a
hooker and I'll become rich so I'll buy
all the tickets for the WWF... And I get
the rude awakening! Naaah,that's a joke.
I don't think I'd make a good hooker...
What I'd really like to do is to study
French and go to Quebec or France or
some place French! So,I won't only be
learning it in school.

WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE?

I get woke up by German guys who want
to interview me (Hah!) then I sit around
for a little while to wake up,and I have
to see my talk-shows and my soap-operas,
but normally if BLACK HEART comes over
he won't watch them! So,I usually end
up watching football or something like
that. Well,I'm a night-person so I eat
supper and then I get ready (which
usually takes me an hour and a half)
and then I go out,where ever I end up,
I don't know,but I go there!

WHAT DO LIKE BEST IN A BOYFRIEND?

I like blond German guys with blue eyes
and... Gotcha,BLACK HEART! Hehe! I want
to get out and meet people,I wouldn't
want to have a boyfriend that is jealous
because I have a lot of friends who are

guys but all they are is friends.

TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE...

CAR.....: Mine! It's the only one I'm
allowed to drive... (A Topaz)
FOOD....: Spaghetti,Pizza,Smarties
DRINK...: Minute Maid
BOOKS...: mostly Stephen King
GAMES...: Duotris (HA! A G*P-CRACK!)
MUSIC...: I like Rap,but I HATE Vanilla
Ice. I like MC Hammer!
ACTOR...: Mel Gibson,Julia Roberts
MOVIE...: Pretty Woman

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "PROPAGANDA"?

I don't know what it is!? Tell me and
I'm sure to tell you what I think of it!

IT'S THE MAGAZINE YOU ARE BEING INTER-
VIEWED FOR RIGHT NOW.

Oh,I'm in it,so it must be awesome. Ha!

THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D BE
BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND?

Booze,a man and my toothbrush!

IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD
OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY?

I would want to meet Ed,the talking
horse... And the 'Chippendales'!

(ED. SHE TOLD ME THE 'CHIPPENDALES'
ARE MALE STRIPTEASE DANCERS...
TS,TS,TS... NAUGHTY GIRL!)

WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE?

Letting BLACK HEART call BOD/TALENT the
other day. BOD is a dickhead!

OK,THANKS FOR THE NICE INTERVIEW!

How many people are going to read this?

MANY!

Oh,so I'll be famous!?

YEPP,AS FAMOUS AS PEGGY BUNDY! HEHE!

HJE OF GENESIS
HJE OF GENESIS
______________
DESCRIBE YOURSELF,PLEASE.

My real is Hans-Juergen Ehrentraut
(that's where my handle comes from!).
I'm 16 years old,about 182 cm,and I got
black hair and brown eyes. I still go
to school. I am a member of AMOK and
GENESIS*PROJECT (Ha! You should know!).

WHEN DID YOU GET INTO THE COMPUTING AND
HOW DID YOU START TO MAKE MUSIC?

I got my first computer in 1985. That
was an MSX. The musics from KONAMI were
pretty good for that system and somehow
that made me think about making music
myself. I meet a guy named DANIEL HILLER

and he had a C64. He bought a GAME ON
where SEX'N'CRIME #OO3 was on,so he
contacted OMG/AMOK to let his adress be
published in S'N'C. Then he got a few
contacts and I decided to get a C64,too.
I started playing around with the old
Future Composer while I was in a group
called EVENT. OMG's number was in S'N'C,
so I started calling him. He seemed to
like my music and gave me some contracts
for game-musics (I.e. WOODY THE WORM,
POT PANIC,GARDEN OF EDEN,HAGAR THE
VIKING and some more...). I got to know
LUMBERJACK/G*P (he lives near me) and
together we drove to Aachen to meet
other G*P members. That was when I asked
whether I could join G*P as a musician.

YEAH,I REMEMBER... AND WE TURNED YOU
LAMER DOWN,DIDN'T WE? HEHE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TODAY'S SCENE?

Bah! There's too many ignorant lamers
who think they know everything though
they know shit. They are all mouth...
As for the music scene,there is only
very few people who are REALLY good...
I like Charles Deenen,DEEK,Jeroen Tel,
Jesper Olsen (I use his routine after
I tried several others,but his is
definitely the best),Johannes Bjerre-
gard and David Whitaker (on Amiga!).

WHAT DO YOU THINK,WHEN WILL THE C64 DIE?

I give it another 5 years maybe.
Well,after a second thought... It will
die soon if nobody is going to do any-
thing against lamers like INFINITY.

ANY FUTURE PLANS?

I started composing on Amiga,too. And
that might be where I sell my music in
the future when the C64 demised.
After I finished school I'd like to
have my own company (maybe a software-
distribution). And for the very nearest
future,well,I'll have a date tomorrow.

WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE?

I get up at 7 am,go to school,get back
around 3 pm. Then I'll have a nap for
about an hour or so,then I'll drink a
cup of tea (I need that really!). Later
I'll turn on my computer and try to
think of any new music I could do...
And before I know it's 3 am in the
morning and I call you up!

WHAT OTHER THAN COMPUTING DO YOU DO?

Hummm... If I'm not composing anything
I'll meet friends and we booze,talk crap
and whatever else. I'm drummer in a
"Spielmannszug" (kind of a traditional
band). I might buy a new synthesizer
and midi-sequencer soon.

DO YOU HAVE A STEADY GIRLFRIEND?

Well,I'm working on it.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DISK-MAGAZINES?

If they are really cool (like BAD NEWS
or PROPAGANDA!) then I enjoy reading
them. I do hate pathetic wannabe-mags
like that "GOSSIP",written by cowards
who won't even tell their names. If they

seriously believe the crap they write,
they should maybe call me (if they dare)
so we can talk about it.

TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE...

CAR.....: Toyota-Starlet
FOOD....: Spaghetti Bolognaise
DRINK...: 'white' beer
BOOKS...: I don't read books.
GAMES...: Bard's Tale 3,Mega Apocalypse
MUSIC...: U2,Wolf.Bork,AMAO,Jean M.Jarre
ACTOR...: Steve Martin,Bruce Willis
MOVIES..: Die Hard 1 and Naked Gun 1
COUNTRY.: Great Britain
COMPUTER: C64 rules!

THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D BE
BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND?

A box of white beer,a girl,and a ticket
back home.

IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD
OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY?

Humm... I got no clue... Well,maybe
Neil Tennant of the PET SHOP BOYS 'coz
I'd like to know all about the computer-
hardware he uses to produce his songs.

ANYTHING LEFT TO BE SAID?

Yes,I'd like to thank OMG,DAN/PULSAR for
all their help and Daniel for his nice
sister! (Wowsers!) And,can anyone help
me to stop smoking?!? Anyway,I like

talking to all kinds of people,so call
me! (Especially FP/Audial Arts!)

OK,SLAVE... NOW GO AND FINISH THE NEW
PROPAGANDA-MUSIC!

Oh,you bloody dictator!! Hehe!
Well,Debbie,if this PROPAGANDA won't
be finished in time,it's all my fault.
I'm sorry! (And don't let any retarded
wanker bother you again! BOD sucks!)

HORIZON OF NEI
HORIZON OF NEI
______________
DESCRIBE YOURSELF,PLEASE.

My name is Zsolt,I live in Long Island,
New York. I'm 22 years old,6'3" tall and
weight about 17O pounds. I have blond
hair and green eyes. People say I look
like Schwarzenegger from profile,I don't
know. I'm the fixer and general
organizer for NEI,and obtain originals
here nd there.

TELL US A BIT ABOUT NEI!

NEI was brought to life in April of 199O
when we decided that we needed to do
more than crack the few US games that
comee out. Cuurrent memberstatus is me

and Grim Reaper as fixers,Mr.Brownstone
as an AT&T hacker and Murdock as a
part-time hacker & importer. Earlier
this year we decided to end NEC because
of the lack of interest of getting
originals. We plan to put "Wrath of the
Demon" out,though,as NEC's last release.
If we manage to get some other originals
we'll release them as NEI,but we expect
to get beaten on most games,since we
don't order from companies any longer.

I sincerly believe that NEI is still the
best importing group overall, with
contacts like Legend, G*P and Censor. We
get some good competition from Empire,
though,but that's the way it should be.

WHEN DID YOU GET INTO COMPUTING,ETC...

NEC was formed at the end of 1988,that
was the one and only group I've ever
been in. The first people I've known
who's still active was Grim Reaper.
Other than that mostly lamers. I tought
myself everything I know,like cracking,
and fixing. Actually,I've been cracking
for about a year before me and Rock
Master E formed NEC.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TODAY'S SCENE?

There are very few elites left in the
scene today,especially in the states.
In Europe,there are too many wanna-be
groups like Action who spoil the scene.
These grouups talk too much bullshit and
contribute almost nothing.

Their cracking ability is non-existant.
The few groups I respect include Legend,
G*P,Censor,Talent,Verdict,Dominators and
Enigma. These are the groups who release
99% of the wares anyway. Of course,you
need lamers to bag on also. Without them
life would be a lot easier but not
nearly as much fun.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,WHEN WILL THE C64 DIE?

I like the 64 scene,because it leaves
you time to do other things,soo I don't
mind so much that there aren't 2O games
every day. The mashine will die when all
the pirates leave the scene,I hope that
won't happen for a while.

ANY FUTURE PLANS?

After college I plan to get a good job,
and really start my life. I don't have
any kind of plans going Amiga or PC,
after the 64 is dead,I will probably
get a PC,but I won't be active in the
scene. It's just too lame.

WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE?

Since school starts tomorrow (9/3),
I will spend a lot of time there,but
before my competition starts cheering,
let me tell you that I will still find
time to fix games.

WHAT OTHER THAN COMPUTING DO YOU DO?

I like to going to the movies,swimming,
playing tennis,or just hanging out.

DO YOU HAVE A STEADY GIRLFRIEND?

Not a steady one,but I've been seeing
a couple of really nice girls here and
there. (Hi,Kristin and Kim!)
(Not Rooze,he's a lamer...)

THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D
BE BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND?

A boat,so I can get the hell out of
there. That's all I need.

TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE...

CAR.....: '89-'91 BMW 325i
Pontiac Grand Prix GTP
FOOD....: Pizza
DRINK...: Diet Coke
BOOKS...: Any Steven King material
GAMES...: Good Shoot'em Ups
MUSIC...: Rock
ACTOR...: Leslie Nielsen
MOVIES..: Naked Gun,Star Wars Trilogy
COUNTRY.: USA
COMPUTER: 64

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "PROPAGANDA"?

I liked the first issue, especially the
cool intro part. Keep it up.

IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD
OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY?

Marx,so I could assasinate him,saving
Earth from Communism.

THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEW!
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