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GENESIS PROJECT.
GENESIS PROJECT.
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BIZZMO and FALCON coded a small demo
(With BIZZMO's digitized face moving in
the rythm of music!) for VIBRANTS. It
will be published on tape in one of the
next "ZZAP 64" issues...

Currently SNACKY is working on the copy-
protection for DIGITAL MARKETING's GAME
GRAPHIC DESIGNER 2 and HEWSON's RUBICON.

We just released DELIRIOUS 1O,so watch
out for it. It contains several world
records,BIZZMO-graphics and unreleased
LAXITY-tunes. However,the LOGOS in there
were done by SCRAP a LONG time ago,so
don't judge them too hard. VIOLATOR 2
should be out soon,too.

Still to be finished are PARADIZE '91
and RECTUM PROLAPSE. Also SES will soon
release another great demo!

PRODIGY left NEI and joined CENSOR,so
his board is the CENSOR HQ only. We took
MYSTIC CAVERN instead,but as none of us
called it for a while (holidays) they
decided to give it back to VICTIMS,who
lost their HQ when SHANGRALI went down.
Now we have a new world HQ...
"DREAM PARK": 555-555-5555

DEEK will start doing music on Amiga
once he bought an Audio Engineer Sampler
(Whatever that might be!?!).

STEAMHAMMER is arranging an OCTOBER-FEST
meeting on 28.9.91. Probably all German
G*P- and some ENIGMA-members will come.

IKARI AND TALENT.
IKARI AND TALENT.
_________________
The latest IKARI+TALENT co-op intro,
made by MAGIC MAN+GOTCHA (used in front
of 'DARKMAN') is an old GENESIS+CRAZY
co-op intro. GOBLIN used it in front of
a lot of first releases a while ago...
And GOTCHA only changed the GENESIS and
CRAZY logos into IKARI and TALENT logos!

EXCELL joined LEGEND. Then the co-op of
IKARI+TALENT splitted up. Finally all
members of IKARI joined LEGEND aswell.
Now LEGEND kicked all their spreaders.

FREESTYLE rejoined TALENT (4 persons)
who still trde with TSM.

DOMINATORS.
DOMINATORS.
___________
BUSINESS won't be released as 3DK and
JACK DANIELS joined them. They are
planning to release CORRUPTION again.
They also released a pretty weird note
in which they changed the facts (why
they were kicked out of G*P) a "little
bit". They wrote they are proud to be
kicked as I am a big bad heavy heavy
monster DICTATOR who forced them to
cheat CORRUTION! 3DK said he is going to
spread unfinished demo previews from SES
if we write the real reasons why they
were kicked out. Well,3DK... Go ahead.
It's no use to argue around with a small
infantile characterless child like you.

PANDORA.
PANDORA.
________
Some ex-PARAMOUNT and ex-X-RAY members
built TRINITY,which died only a few days
later. Now PANDORA reemerged from its
ashes with a new appearance. However,a
few days later some members (ARROGANCE)
left again. TOM of HOTLINE joined them
while CHRIS and MANIAC were kicked out.
(Yeah,MANIAC is the one who wrote that
'WE-ARE-BACK-AND-WE-RULE' disk-note.)

ARROGANCE thought about building a new
group and asked STEAMHAMMER/G*P to join
in,but he refused. Now ARROGANCE asked
ENIGMA whether he could join them. PYLE
of ENIGMA quitted computing.

BONZAI.
BONZAI.
_______
DRAX joined CONIC.

TRAP left the C64 completely.

MR.SMART was NOT kicked out of BONZAI
(as some magazines claimed).

JANEC is trying to have world's biggest
collection of games.

...TECON went over to AMIGA together
with his friend LTH (ex-JOY DIVISION).

TRIAD.
TRIAD.
______
They got a new Euro-board in Sweden,
namely "THE STUDIO": +46-555-55555

BREGO (a swapper) joined in.

BLACK REIGN.
BLACK REIGN.
____________
BLACK HEART (leader),INTRUDER (fixer),
DEAD ZEPPELIN (fixer) and GOLDENCHILD
(a very good cardhacker) built a new
elite importing-group in Canada.

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT
I BET YOU DIDN T KNOW THAT...
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...2 or 3 years ago an Australian group
released an utility to draw graphics in
the border. They called it "O.S.C.A.R.".
To show what it can do they included an
example: They used the CYBERNOID title-
picture and continued it in the border.
Now PAUL of THE FORCE/Australia released
a small demo called "FREAKOUT"... ..
He RIPPED the routine and the extended/\
picture out of the old utility and wrote
he had just invented a new cool effect.

...POT PANIC is an AMOK production,coded
by SES of GENESIS*PROJECT and the nice
music was done by HJE of G*P.

...TOPIC of F4CG joined NATO.

...the AMOK-game "WOODY THE WORM" won
the 2. price in a major game-competition
in "64'er" (Biggest German C64 Magazine)
but AMOK sold the game to GOLDEN DISK
instead. Now "SQUARE OUT" (which was on
the third place) from COSMOS DESIGN got
the second price instead. By the way,a
great MANIAC MANSION-like game won the
first price (2O.OOO,- DM)...

...RAISTLIN was angry because he never
got any graphics from BIZZMO or SCRAP,
when XENTRIX heart that they made a joke
and asked him to join them. And RAISTLIN
took their offer! He joined XENTRIX...
And rejoined GENESIS a day later.

...ATC's low budget label is KOI. ENIGMA
got one called MEDINA and HYSTERIC put
out lame games as HYSTE...,ehh,ULTIMATE.

...almost every magazine uses the word
"GRAPHICIAN". Well,you know what?! We
talked to people from America,Australia,
Britain,Canada and New Zealand... And
you know what they said?!
This word does not exist in the English
language! OMG/AMOK accidently "invented"
it in SEX'N'CRIME. SEX'N'CRIME was the
first magazine and so of course also the
first to have massive CHARTS,not only
for cracking-groups but also for single
musicians,graphic-ARTISTS,coders etc.
OMG didn't know the proper word for the
artist-charts. He thought if there is a
"MUSICIAN",then there probably is a
"GRAPHICIAN",too. Wrong! The funny thing
is: When everybody started publishing
magazines they all imitated SEX'N'CRIME.
And they did not only rip the basic IDEA
but even a "SPELLING" MISTAKE!!

...EXORY/HOLOCAUST alias DYSTAN/TRAUMA
should be back. He is said to have built
up a new (recracking-)group called
'NAVY SEALS'. (Geee... It's named after
a movie! Hooooooow original!)

...HYSTERIC payed 5OO,- DM to RED SECTOR
(on Amiga) for a C64 bluebox program.
Hahaha... And they recently released the
(very old) German crap-game CONQUESTOR
(Hummm... The name was different,but I
can't really figure it out now.) They
said they translated it into English...
Well,the second side contains loads of
text and nothing was translated and from
all the text on the first side only
about a half is in (bad) English now.
HYSTERIC are even in co-op with another
new German lamer-group named INSIDERS.
Do we need them? No,we don't.

...today "note-makers" look a whole lot
different than they used to some years
ago. In 1987-88 "letter-makers" showed a
cursor writing the text (looked like
text on the boards). Nowadays all note-
makers are simple text-screens with a
variety of effects. But they all have
one thing in common: You can always
"press (1) to read note or press (2) to
write a new note"... Well,and you know
who was the FIRST person in the world
to code such a note-maker? SCRAP of G*P!
When he was still a member of CONTEX he
invented a note-maker including a small
editor in every letter. Everybody used
it. (MR.SMART/BONZAI still uses it now!)
Later TERA (Australia) made a lot of
these note-makers which made them quite
famous... But they always credited SCRAP
for being the one who had the idea...

...on Amiga RAISTLIN/G*P is a member of
SOUNDWAVE and the famous KREATOR/ANARCHY
is his big brother.

...SCROLL and SPARKLER of MEGASTYLE are
brothers aswell. By the way,they are
working hard on BRAINSTORM 4. At the
HORIZON party they presented some of
SPARKLER's great new pictures... When
GOTCHA saw them his eyes popped out...
Really... SPARKLER,HEIN DESIGN,SENSEI,
DRAGON,MIRAGE,SCRAP,BIZZMO and maaaany
others are a LOT better than GOTCHA.
How can anyone vote GOTCHA #1? I mean,
compare the pictures! Are you blind?!
Are you really blind? Or are you afraid
to have an own opinion? Idiots!

...DHS left T'PAU and renamed into IGOR.
AVALANCHE/CFA (coder) joined T'PAU.

...GENTLEMEN are dead and most members
joined GRAFFITY.

...STORMLORD and TASKER were kicked out
of WOW.

...KILLOZAPP from AMOK was published on
GOLDEN DISK this month... So,go to your
bookstore and DEMAND your copy today!
(But don't be surprised if your book-
seller DEMANDS that you pay for it!)
...Or,hey!,buy it twice and double your
chances of being disappointed!

...WHITE LION and METHABOL (ex-CENSOR)
built a new group together with some
guys of SCIENCE 451. It was called ABC,
but a while later they joined PANDORA,
so the board 'TERMINAL STATE' is their
Euro-HQ.

...COLDRAKE of EXCELLENCE joined HOTLINE
and his board is their new HQ.

...SHADOW of EXCELLENCE is said to crack
games in PARSON/NATO's name as PARSON is
too stupid.

...POWERPLANT and GOLDFISH wanted to
beat up SPITFIRE and PARSON. SPITFIRE
didn't really care while PARSON looked
mighty scared.

...JIHAD of ACTION coded a game called
'CROSS IT' (Graphics by CURLIN/TRIAD).
When Thomas Konziena saw it he said
JIHAD might get 15OO,- DM for it,so
JIHAD sent it to DOUBLE DENSITY,but
they refused it. Poor chap!

...JEROEN TEL (ex-MON) built PHYZICS.

...the ECE Show'91/London will be hold
from 5th to 8th of September. And if you
are as smart as me you get in for free!

...JOY DIVISION finally noticed that
they don't breath anymore! What I'm
trying to say is,finally even the LAST
member of JOY DIVISION realized that
his group died half a year ago.

...Some weeks ago THE ELECTRIC BOYZ
released the 'first release' of a game
called 'NINJA PACMAN'. Well,actually
this is the old game "PAC MANIA" (c)1987
NAMCO LTD,(c)1988 GRANDSLAM. THE E.BOYZ
only changed a few sprites!! Bah!

...At the SILICON party INFINITY/X-RATED
ran away because CURSE/TRC and a lot of
other coolies wanted to beat him up! Ha!

...OMG/AMOK (ex-TNT/G*P) was "caught" by
the Police on 4.7.1991 for the 2. time.
The Police confiscated all his disks
(48 C64 originals,5 Amiga originals,1O
blank Amiga disks and 2O Amiga copies).
They even took a music-tape (because
they thought there are games on it) and
found about 1OO private adresses (i.e.
ANTHRAX/LEGEND,ARROGANCE,JIHAD/ACTION
and many more). So,a LOT of people will
be caught very soon... The Cops visited
OMG because they thought he is me,they
found HIS private adress together with
MY name written down in some adressbooks
of people who thought OMG is ANTICHRIST,
because they believed all the shit that
GOTCHA/MAMBA wrote about us all the
time. See,CRAZY and G*P were in a co-op
a while ago. G*P released a lot of major
first releases while CRAZY released

nothing at all. Finally the 2 leaders of
CRAZY (STINGRAY and CYBERPUNK) decided
to split the co-op and join G*P instead.
They declared CRAZY as dead,but some of
their German members (ex-ALABAMA) did
not want to give CRAZY up. People were
only laughing about them,because they
never released ANYTHING but MAMBA,and
yet their "2.class-CRAZY" was always in
the TOP 3 in their MAMBA-charts... Pah!
Well,they were angry because their
leaders joined us,so ever since that
time they wrote silly lies about G*P.
(Remember the ANTI-CYBERPUNK part in
their demo "THAT'S DESIGN"?) For more
than a year now there has not been a
single issue of MAMBA without anti-G*P
propaganda. MAMBA wrote lies about us
on purpose,that's why they never ever
corrected any of their crap-stories...

Here's a little (incomplete) list of
their lies:
"Markus Wiederstein gave us the original
of CRIME TIME/Starbyte." MWS got into
pretty trouble,although GOTCHA hd just
invented that story! MWS did not even
have that game (English version).
"JACK DANIELS and 3DK came to Aachen to
visit OMG and discuss the new CORRUPTION
main program". Well,JACK D. has been in
Aachen some years ago to watch a foot-
ball match. That was the ONLY time in
his life when he was in Aachen. He never
met OMG,GOTCHA just invented that shit
to have another "proof" (Ha!) that OMG
is ANTICHRIST,because he is in charge
of CORRUTION...
"OMG is ANTICHRIST" He wrote it often
enough to make people (who neither know
me nor OMG personally) believe him.

Well,great job,GOTCHA! For your big
mouth a lot of people will get caught
now. Congratulations!

...Remember the group "CLASS"? Well,it
sucked. Now ROOZE and ZOOLOOK are back
with another group: DISCOVERY. About one
month ago they gave a preview of SQUARE
OUT to NEI and claimed it was 1OO%.
GRIM REAPER installed a levelskip and
noticed that the game crashed after the
28th level... The screen turns black and
all the code gets messed up. DISCOVERY
said again and again they would have
the 1OO% now... Finally they gave the
preview to NEI again. They had just put
a basic-like 'congratulation'-screen
after the 28th level. NEI refused to put
it out... Now EMPIRE imported that crap.
And GRIM REAPER's levelskip is still in!

BAD NEWS.
BAD NEWS.
_________
X-RATED will be #1 soon as G*P,LEGEND,
DOMINATORS,ACTION,ENIGMA,TALENT,CENSOR,
CREST,MEGASTYLE,PANORAMIC DESIGN,COSMOS,
and ALL OTHER GROUPS are getting out of
the business,you know.

INFINITY of X-RATED ran away from home
because his mother wouldn't give him any
more money to pay people to pretend they
are his friends.

ARROGANCE built a new group. It's called
"AFATGF" which means 'ANOTHER FAILED
ATTEMPT TO GET FAMOUS'.

The best thing about rain forests is
they never suffer from drought.

Air travel effiency would improve if
more travellers started going to less
popular places.

JERRY of TRIAD hired a contract killer
to sabotage ANTICHRIST's Aprotek-modem.

It is not pollution that's harming the
environment! It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it.

To make sure MAMBA is something special
again PETER and GOTCHA thought about
writing it in a dead language. They are
just not sure yet whether to prefer
Latin or ancient Greek.

BOD's new slogan is "TALENTED WANKERS".
Rumours say he really likes using second
hand intros.

After his re-release of "KILLOZAPP" was
such a huge success,STINK/ENIGMA decided
to re-release "SUMMER GAMES" from EPYX.
(Pah! We'll be faster! Ha!)

HYSTERIC decided to hire some decent
crackers for money,so their cracks would
work for once. By the way,GRIM REAPER of
NEI built a 'HYSTERIC Fan Club'.

Education is the adults' organised
defense against the youth.

After joining,leaving and re-joining
about 78 groups during the past few
months ARROGANCE decided to rename
into GIPSY KING.

American authorities sent GOTCHA back
home after he accidently tried to sink
Manhattan.

HYSTERIC+INSIDERS are Germany's #1. Some
lamers rebuilt ELITE (again?!?) who are
Germany's #1. Unknown lamers rebuilt
BRAINBOMBS which,by the way,is Germany's
#1. Did I tell you PANDORA is Germany's
#1? Well,they said they are. But they
can't be,because SHARKS would be #1 if
X-RAY weren't #1 already. Anyway,NATO is
#1 in Germany,no doubt,they release
GAME ON games,so they MUST be #1,right?
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