Ymgve at 17:23, 18 June 2007

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<pre>GENESIS is the ultimate #1. We have the
very BEST CRACKERS (SNACKY,TYGER,GOBLIN)
the BEST MUSICIANS (DEEK,HJE),the BEST
CODERS (SES,FGTH) the very BEST ARTISTS
(BIZZMO,SCRAP) and THE BEST SPREADERS
(ANTICHRIST,STEAMHAMMER). So,FUCK YOU!

Right,now THAT is bloody PROPAGANDA...
...And you are reading issue #O2 of it!

Boy,oh boy! How low can we go? Dunno,but
we'll let you know if we hit the ground.
Ok,ok... Well,yes,I'm writing crap again
I know... And so what?! Sue me!
Get the witness! (Don't ask me... DEEK
threatened me with a large carrot... He
said I better write that witness-stuff
or I'll have to drink another can of
that pink-brown IRN-BRU! Yeuch!)

OK... Today is Sunday,18.8.1991 and moi
returned from France yesterday evening.

After 4 weeks of bloody do-nothing-but-
burning-in-the-sun I am REALLY happy to
be back HOME! Right now I'm doing a 1OOO
things at the same time... Editing the
first pages of issue #O2 while watching
TV,listening to a SIMPLE MINDS CD,etc.
etc.pp. It looks like it's going to rain
tonight (Hell,what did I expect? This is
Germany!) ...and I love it!

Well,I guess you don't give a shit...
And you don't have to! Just pick another
chapter and RRREAD some of our BRILLIANT
articles,news,charts and mucho more! We
have everything you never dared to dream
of. (Sorry,no anal sex this time.)
And you know what?

IF THIS ISN'T THE
FUNNIEST MAGAZINE
FUNNIEST MAGAZINE
YOU'VE EVER READ...

...then you read some
pretty funny magazines!

Anyway,we did not SIMPLY SPREAD issue#2.
Each copy has a number and we released
copies of PROPAGANDA #2 in a LIMITED
EDITION of one-million-three-thousand-
three-hundred... The copy you are
reading right now is #O.OOO.O12...
Collect'em all!

Well,when I looked through my mail I saw
about a million disk-magazines... Gosh!
Why does everybody think he has to
release a 'magazine'?!? Does anyone
really read 1OOO mags every month?!
Look at all these issues...

"EMANUELLE #6","ARE WE THE BEST #4"
(No,you are not. WE are!),FRONTPAGE #15,
"SHOCK #3" (The best!),"BITMANIA/AUGUST"
"MAGASCENE #3" (Read the comment after
the charts! These guys are damn right!),

"SANFORIZED #5" (It's almost impossible
to read the text as it is displayed as
coloured graphics. Well,you could read
the text in the memory if you use a
monitor. But,why bother? The text is
crap anyway.),"WEIRD CRUD #5" (You
liked BAD NEWS? Then you'll like this
one,too! It's filled up with nonsense...
Nothing but nonsense!),"WANTED #2",
"EGYPT #4","IMMORTAL FLASH #10" (Nice!),
"SCRIPT #3","ROCK'N'ROLE #14" (Cool!),
"BRUTAL RECALL #5","WORLDNEWS #9",
"DYNASTY #3","AMBITION #5","SOULNEWS #9"
"PUBLIC SCANDAL #4","VANDALISM NEWS #3",
"VINEWS #10","UNDERGROUND #3","MAMBA#20"
"FRESH'N'STICKY #2","FLASHBACK #1" and
"GAMERS GUIDE #12".
I say,if you want to be informed about
the scene read PROPAGANDA,ROCK'N'ROLE,
SHOCK and GAMERS GUIDE.

** PROPAGANDA CREDITS ..
\/ PROPAGANDA CREDITS \/
__________________

INTRO
CODE.....................SES/GENESIS
LOGO+SMALL MAMBA.........SES/GENESIS
SMALL TV..............BIZZMO/GENESIS
MUSIC.............MAGIC MAN/EX-CRAZY..
><
MENU
CODE.....................SES/GENESIS
1X1 CHAR-SET...........SCRAP/GENESIS
BOTH LOGOS.............SCRAP/GENESIS
ICONS.................BIZZMO/GENESIS
MUSIC....................HJE/GENESIS

THANKS MUST GO TO HORIZON/NEI FOR
NTSC-FIXING PROPAGANDA.

.. PROPAGANDA CREDITS **
\/ PROPAGANDA CREDITS \/
__________________

LOADER
CODE.....................SES/GENESIS
MUSIC....................HJE/GENESIS
LOGO...................SCRAP/GENESIS
CHAR-SET...............SCRAP/GENESIS
SMALL TV..............BIZZMO/GENESIS
SMALL GAME-GRAPHICS...BIZZMO/GENESIS

TEXT DISPLAY
CODE.....................SES/GENESIS
MUSIC....................HJE/GENESIS
1X2 CHAR-SET...........SCRAP/GENESIS
BOTH 1X1 CHAR-SETS.....SCRAP/GENESIS
UPPER 2X2 CHAR-SET....BIZZMO/GENESIS
TEXT+BORDER ICONS.....BIZZMO/GENESIS

And here's a list of the all people you
have to shoot if you did not like this
issue...

ANTICHRIST...........GENESIS*PROJECT
JIHAD.........................ACTION
ROY..........................VICTIMS
SCRAP................GENESIS*PROJECT
MURDOCK..........................NEI
SORCERESS............(MYSTIC CAVERN)
BLACK HEART..............BLACK REIGN
SCAT..........................REBELS
OMG.............................AMOK
GRIM REAPER......................NEI
SES..................GENESIS*PROJECT
EXTREMIST.....................EMPIRE
ATTRACTION...................PANDORA

One thing... Don't just read the NEWS
and the CHARTS,see you'll find news all
through PROPAGANDA,in the FEEDBACK,in
the AWARDS and everywhere else!

Well,today is 1.9.1991 and PROPAGANDA #2
is still not finished. Writing all this
stuff is so f***ing much work! I wish I
was back in France... Or even better,
back in Scotland (So I can go through
8 weeks of holidays again. Ha!).
Tomorrow I'll start my 'civil service'.
As you might know every male German has
to do 12 months of military service.
Well,you can refuse to do that and do
15 months of 'civil service' instead.
My job will be to take care of mentally
handicaped (so I'll meet INFINITY every
day?!) 'children' (age 8-2O years). Not
a bad job really. I get plenty of money,

I still live at home (not in a military
base,thank God!) and I have a lot of
free time. By the way,I have to go to
a 'civil service school' in Bocholt for
about a month. If anyone lives there,
tell me! We could meet,if you want.

Ahhh,did I tell you about my touring
during the last 1O weeks already? Man,
it was great! I finished school quite
a while ago and I used my sparetime to
travel around a bit. And after I have
finished my civil service I'll visit
some friends in the States and Canada.
(Well,if there's anything left of it...
You know,GOTCHA is in the States right
now and stupid as he is he might
accidently sink Manhattan...)
Anyway,here's a little report about what
happened while you didn't hear from me.

ANTICHRIST ON TOUR!
ANTICHRIST ON TOUR!
___________________
Well,a couple of weeks ago we decided to
have a little G*P meeting. So,one early
Saturday morning SCRAP picked me up with
his car and we drove to Luedinghausen
(near Recklinghausen) to pick up HJE,our
new musician. When we finally arrived we
were hanging around at his place for a
while. Believe it or not,HJE is addicted
to tea! If he doesn't drink a certain
amount of cups of tea he starts puking!!
So,since SCRAP wouldn't let HJE puke all
over his little G*P-car we urged him to
drink enough while he played some of his
latest tunes for us. He made some of the
music for the latest demo from SES and
VIOLATOR II from SCRAP. You'll also find
his music in quite aa few new games...

We called SES and told him we'd be in
Hannover (He lives around there...) in
about 2 hours. Since he does not really
live in the city but somewhere hidden in
the woods he was supposed to meet us at
the exit of the 'Autobahn'. Finally we
left Luedinghausen heading for Hannover.
SCRAP is one hell of a driver (Joke!),so
we reached the meeting place too early.
After waiting for about 1O minutes SES
arrived in his parents' Golf. After a
mutual 'Hello' we drove to SES's home,
following his Golf. It was way faster
than SCRAP's old MAZDA 323,so we had
some problems keeping up with him...
(We should have taken my 14 years old
Ford Escort instead! Hehehe...) Well,
after hours of driving through woods,
fields and little villages we finally
arrived! And there it was... The big

bad heavy heavy monster mashine on
which SES had coded this main-program!
The funny thing is,I was totally pissed
off how stupid 3DK and JACK DANIELS had
messed up CORRUTION. I had shown it to
SCRAP and he hated it,too. Later when
we were at HJE's place we showed him
CORRUPTION and he hated it,too. Now we
showed it to SES and he couldn't help
laughing! Finally we decided to kick
JACK DANIELS and 3DK out. SES showed us
a preview of the "MAMBA Intro" and we
all loved it! You know,when I told 3DK
about the MAMBA Intro he loved it,too,
but JACK DANIELS was afraid to use it
as he feared MAMBA. (Haha!) Now that
they both joined DOMINATORS (after the
other groups didn't want them...) they
spread a note claiming they were proud
of being kicked out of GENESIS because

I was a dictator! Geeee... A DICTAAATOR!
Hahaha... Ever seen anyone being more
desperate not to loose their faces?!?
See,it is true I did not tell them they
were kicked out although everybody else
knew it already because we wanted to
avoid that they would say they had LEFT
us. Now,as they couldn't claim THAT any-
more they say they are "proud" of being
KICKED out! Haha... They also wrote I
only kicked them out because they did
not write what I told them to. (Ohh,you
brave little boys!) Facts look a bit
different though! WE (not I) agreed on
kicking them out for many reasons...
1.They always told lies about TYGER and
WILDSTYLE. 3DK was acting like a king
and said to them he'd tell me to kick
them out. When WILDSTYLE told me that
I said: "He better not try to turn us

up against each other,otherwise I will
kick HIM." But 3DK didn't stop telling
me lies about TYGER and I was really
getting pissed off... WILDSTYLE even
left because he really hated 3DK.
2.TDM coded a little demo-preview which
was not meant to be spread. I told 3DK
not to spread CORRUPTION until a whole
spread-disk would be full. He agreed,
although he had spread it ALREADY!!!!
He said he would WAIT although he HAD
MAILED ALL SPREADDISKS WITH CORRUPTION
ALREADY!! And to fill that disk up he
even spread TDM's "SYNERGY" preview!
6 days AFTER they both had sent it to
all their contacts they finally sent
it to the OTHER GENESIS MEMBERS!!!!
G*P were the LAST to know about it.
3.They took a lot of people into GENESIS
and let them pay money. They said they

collect this money for originals...
Well,we usually don't pay any money
for anything,but for once TYGER needed
some to get NORTH&SOUTH quick,but 3DK
refused to give him the money.
4.They CHEATED the charts to make people
think they don't cheat!! This sounds
weird,I know... But,when DERBYSHIRE
RAM returned his answers of the
interview (which was actually done for
BAD NEWS and a comment in front of the
text said so,but JACK DANIELS removed
my introducing text because he didn't
want anybody to know that it was not
made for CORRUPTION but BAD NEWS.) he
also sent one of his monthly rankings.
I put it into the interview because
in the BAD NEWS "prominent profile"
there are always rankings aswell...
But JACK DANIELS removed DERBYSHIRE's

RANKINGS again because G*P was on #1
and he said people don't give a fuck
for DERBYSHIRE RAM's rankings...
(Well,I do! He tries to be fair!)
In fact JACK DANIELS removed the
ranks for only one reason: People
could think it's cheated when G*P is
#1 in a G*P magazine! A lot of people
sent me their votings,asking me to
pass them over to CORRUPTION. I did,
but 3DK claimed he never received
that package! Strange,isn't it? On
these voting-papers G*P had by far
the most points.
5.They made many spelling mistakes.
That's why I sent them all the news I
knew as a finished text-file already.
They didn't use that finished text but
re-wrote all the news,of course with
plenty of spelling mistakes in it...

6.CENSOR released WONDERLAND 8 and it
was really the best demo of the month.
JACK DANIELS refused to review it as
he wanted BONZAI's LETHAL DISPLAY to
be the best demo of the month in that
issue. We told him it wasn't fair to
ignore CENSOR's demo just because he
favoured BONZAI. He did it anyway.
7.3DK and JACK DANIELS are typical
Germans... (Wer sich auf die verlaesst
ist verlassen.) They always claim to
be sooo objective. Well,was their note
objective? No,it wasn't and you really
don't need an extra pair of glasses to
figure THAT out. JACK D. and 3DK were
both always talking bad about MAMBA on
the phone but JACK D. was afraid to
use the Anti-MAMBA-intro. He is not
objective,but a coward. See,he DOES
rag on WILDCAT. Of course WILDCAT is

a ripper (at least that's what the
FAW makes us all believe,but can we
non-Italians really check it?) Well,
CORRUPTION ragged on WILDCAT,because
everybody does,so they had nothing to
fear. CORRUPTION writes bad about any-
one they think they can write bad
about without risking to get into
trouble. Is THAT objective? No way!
See,we didn't tell them to make any
G*P propaganda (at least not more
than 'PROPAGANDA',and if you seriously
think 'PROPAGANDA' is G*P propaganda
than you didn't understand a shit...)
We wanted them to be fair and to rag
on people who did bad things and write
good about people who did good things.
What they did was to write good about
people they thought are important and
they wrote bad about people they

thought they couldn't harm them.
8.They always messed the char-sets up by
using the 1x2 char-set with small 1x1
exclamation marks and some other small
extra chars. It looked totally stupid.
So,we ALL decided to kick them out...
Besides,if I was a dictator,why would
people like SCRAP,DEEK,BIZZMO,SNACKY,SES
TYGER,GOBLIN,HJE,ZORLAC and all the
others stay in?!? We in GENESIS*PROJECT
stick together,not to be famous,but just
because we are friends... Sadly JACK D.
and 3DK are 2 silly little fools who
never really belonged to G*P. (3DK is
13 years old...). Anyway,back to our
little G*P meeting... We stayed at SES's
place until about 1O O'Clock in the
evening before we left him. We brought
HJE back home and stayed at his place to
listen to some more of his great tunes.

Finally we left him at 1 O'Clock and
arrived in Aachen at 3 O'Clock in the
night. And I sure was tired...

Next month I'll tell you a bit about my
Scotland tour. Some pretty weird things
happened.
Ok,today is 6.9.91 and I really have to
get this mag out now,as a lot of people
kept on asking for it. Well,here it is!
We hope you like it! We installed 2 new
musics... Look at the border-icons in
the text-display of PROPAGANDA. You'll
see a music-icon (the one next to the
menu-Icon 'M'!). If you press fire you
can turn the music on and off. If you
push the joystick up you get to hear the
first tune,if you push the joystick
down you'll get the second music. Both
were done by HJE again.
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Ymgve at 17:23, 18 June 2007