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INTERVIEW WITH INFINITI OF THE TORTELS
INTERVIEW WITH INFINITI OF THE TORTELS
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WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW INFANITI?!? WELL...
ACTUALLY THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH TO KNOW
ABOUT HIM. HOWEVER,THE FEW OF YOU WHO DO
KNOW INSANITI PROBABLY ONLY KNOW THAT HE
USED TO RAG ON OMG,GENESIS,AMOK AND ROLE
BEFORE HE COMMITED SUICIDE A COUPLE OF
DAYS AGO. WELL,WE WANTED TO KNOW MORE
ABOUT HIM,SO WE DECIDED TO PUBLISH THIS
INTERVIEW WHICH WAS DONE ONLY A FEW DAYS
BEFORE HE DIED...

? = BONECRUSHING BILL OF BAAAAAD TASTE
! = INSANITY of the TURTILZ..
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(OF COURSE "BAD TASTE"! OR WOULD ANYBODY
EVER SERIOUSLY INTERVIEW UNKNOWN LAMERS
IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A BAAAAAD TASTE?)

HI,INFUNITU! PLEASE TELL OUR READERS A
BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

Hello! Well,first of all,my name is not
INFUNITU but INFINITY and I am no longer
a member of TURTLES but X-RATED. My real
name is "Pip",but I look a bit weird,so
all my friends at school call me IGOR.
Well... Actually I don't really have any
friends at school. In fact I really have
no friends at all... I am 12 years old,
but my mum says I look like 13 already!
I found my dear C64 at the city-dump in
late 1989,so I entered the elite-scene
in early 199O. First I joined the group
called REAL DUTCH LAMERS (RDL),but after
some months I learned how to load the
directory so I left RDL and joined the
famous "PURE LAMENESS" (PL). Some weeks
later I bought a small cartrige and

started ripping intros from WORLDWIDE
EXPRESSIVE and many other groups. Then I
joined a German group called SCHLECHTER
WITZ (SCHWITZ) and my job was ripping,
recracking and logo-drawing. But,I had
no TV,my C64 was connected to a radio
instead... So I never saw what I drew.
I only heart the beeps of Koala-Painter.
Well,when the other members of SCHWITZ
saw my logos they kicked me out. Then I
joined the famous TORTELLINIS and tried
to become a bit famous. I can't do any-
thing at all that people might like so
I decided to get famous by ragging on
some elite groups. That's when I started
telling shit about GENESIS because they
said "Be our friend or be dead." and I
wanted to try that for once... That was
a mistake I guess... Only a few weeks
later TURTLES was dead...

SO,YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED. BUT,WHY DO
YOU STILL RAG ON OMG AND GENESIS?

Well,to be honest I am just jealous! OMG
built GENESIS and they are one of the
few top-elite-groups. Even with all my
cheating I could not push them lower
than the first place in my mag. The G*P
members top all charts while I am just a
little lamer. When the police caught OMG
he turned legal and built his new group
AMOK. He even made a lot of money while
I am still nothing but a horsefly. OMG
got all he wants while I have nothing.
Not even any friends. Nobody likes me.
Nobody even knows me. I hoped to gain
same publicity by ragging on GENESIS,but
they simply destroyed all the groups I
was in and now they just ignore me...
They treat me like an insect.

Nobody takes me serious. OMG BUILT his
OWN groups while I am not even good
enough to be a MEMBER of an average
group. Even his joke-group "BAD TASTE"
is better than any group I ever was in.

HOW COME YOU STARTED YOUR MAG COWABULLA?

Nobody wants to swap with me because all
I can spread is my silly disknotes. OMG
invented the disk-magazines and his old
SEX'N'CRIME made him famous all over the
world. So,I decided to make a mag,too!
I called it COWABUNGA,but nobody noticed
it. Nobody read it. Nobody helped me,so
I had no news. I am not in contact with
any elite group,so I do not know what is
going on. Nobody tells me anything. No-
body even talks to me. So,most of the
things written in COWABUNGA are pure

nonsense. I invent stories about people
so I can print something at least. I rag
on GENESIS all the time. I have no real
reason,not even any arguments actually.
I just call them "lame". Sadly there is
nothing I could do better than OMG or
GENESIS,so however lame they might be,
I am even a lot lamer. Maybe that's why
nobody cares about what I write or who
I am. Actually the only few people who
know me... Hate me. The entire Dutch
scene wants to beat me up. But,whenever
they meet me at Venlo they only spit on
me and call me a ridiculous idiot. When-
ever I call somebody he simply hangs up
on me. All this is so frustrating...

THEN WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE SCENE?

I can't. The scene is all I have.

My parents wanted to abort me. But then
they didn't,because the government pays
money for having children. Anyway... My
parents don't love me. Nobody does. So,
I try to be somebody on the computer at
least. I am already in the scene for so
long now but still I am as lame as on my
first day. Still I was not able to get
any step closer to the top. Still I am
the born loser at the very bottom of the
scene. That is the reason why I am not
afraid of anyone... I cannot fall any
deeper. Nobody could push me any lower.
I got nothing to lose...

SOUNDS SOMEWHAT LOGICAL. SO,WHAT ARE
YOUR FUTURE PLANS?

I have no future. If my big mouth won't
kill me,then my enemies will. Maybe I do

the whole world a favour and jump off a
sky-scraper. Might be the best.

WELL,THEN... HAVE FUN!

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WHAT?! YOU SAY THAT INTERVIEW WAS JUST A
CHEAP FAKE? HEHEHE! OK,OK,YOU CAUGHT US!
OF COURSE THAT INTERVIEW WAS A FAKE. BUT
IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD ONE,RIGHT? HEHEHE!
YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY WE BOTHER SPENDING
MEMORY ON A LOCAL DUTCH LAMER LIKE HIM,
WELL,READ HIS SO-CALLED MAGAZINE (HAHA!)
"SANFORIZED #4". HE INVENTED PLENTY OF
BULLSHIT ABOUT US AND MANY OTHERS...
SO,WE DECIDED TO THANK HIM FOR THE GREAT
JOB HE DID AND MADE UP THIS KINGSIZECRAP
IN RETURN! NOW WE'RE EVEN I GUESS.

OK,OK... OF COURSE WE DO NOT JUST HAVE
THIS SILLY INTERVIEW-FAKE FOR YOU... IF
YOU PULL DOWN YOUR JOYSTICK YOU WILL GET
REAL INTERVIEWS WITH INTERNATIONAL ELITE
PEOPLE... WE HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THEM!

1. "HOK of ACTION"
A GERMAN CRACKER AND MODEM-TRADER.

2. "EXTREMIST of EMPIRE"
THE CANADIAN FIXER AND IMPORTER OF
ONE OF AMERICA'S BEST IMPORTING
GROUPS.

3. "SORCERESS"
THE FEMALE(!) SYSOP OF THE BOARD
"MYSTIC CAVERN" (VICTIMS+CENSOR HQ)

INTERVIEW WITH HOK OF ACTION.
INTERVIEW WITH HOK OF ACTION.
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HOWDY,HOLGER! TO GET STARTED WITH THIS,
PLEASE TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF!

No problem. I'm a 21 years old boy,have
black hair and blue eyes. I'm about 1.85
meters tall and my weight is 8O kilos.
I live in Germany,in a small town near
Bielefeld (Maybe someone has heard that
before?).

SINCE WHEN DOO YOU HAVE YOUR COMPUTER
AND HOW DID YOU GET STARTED?

Well,I got my C64 (as most other guys)
as a christmas-present from my parents.
I think it was 1985... Now my parents
wish they hd never bought one for me.

Hehe! At the beginning I just played and
swapped around with some friends... In
order to get new games. Then,together
with these local friends we started our
first group,called JOINTWARE. We were
able to code and crack a little bit,but
until I got to know a group in the next
bigger town. After some calls and meet-
ings I joined ZOOM. That group might be
a bit better known to most of you. But,
still it had nothing to do with real
elite. That came when I got to know
SPITFIRE,who was in XADES SOCIETY that
time. We became good friends and in '89
he asked me to join ACTION.

I SEE. SO,WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION IN
ACTION NOWADAYS THEN?

I'm a cracker and modem trader.

WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE?

All ACTION members that I speak to every
day: SPITFIRE,GADGET,CRISP,JIHAD,AIRWOLF
GERMANY,A-MAN,then there is ROY/VICTIMS,
EXTREMIST/EMPIRE and a few more...

...AND YOUR ENEMIES THEN?

I'd say I have no real enemies in the
computer scene,just some people going on
my nerves extremely (Hello Peter,Stink
and Parson!). But REAL enemies? No...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BESIDES COMPUTING AND
CALLING AROUND THE WHOLE DAY? I MEAN,
WHAT IS YOUR JOB OR WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

Well,at the moment I'm at a continuation

school in order to become an iindustrial
merchant in about 2 years. But I do not
like this job that much... I'm not sure
if I'll finish it! In my spare time I
know just 4 words: Party,girls,beer and
cigarettes... Together with my best
friend (He hs nothing too do with any
computers!) we search for all these
parties and drink fucking lot of beer
(Hello Daniel!). OK,enough of this,or
any further explanation wanted?

NO,THANKS... DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Not right now. There is no girl which
I'm interested in around here anymore,
but I hope this will change soon...
Who knows?

LIST UP YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE!

Computer: Only C64 rules forever!
Game : Ghost'n'Goblins,Terra Cresta
Movie : Bloodsports,Die Hard
Drink : BEER(!),Vodka,Coke
Food : Pizza,Spaghetti
Music : Led Zep.,BILLY IDOL,Guns'n'R.
City : London,Berlin
Girls : Depends on. No special
Cigaret.: MARLBORO,Camel,Lucky Strike
Book : none (I can't read... Hehe!)

ALRIGHT! ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO
TELL US?

No,nothing particular... I just wish you
all the best for PROPAGANDA!

THANK YOU,PAL!

INTERVIEW WITH EXTREMIST OF EMPIRE.
INTERVIEW WITH EXTREMIST OF EMPIRE.
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HI,ETIENNE! TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT
YOURSELF!

I'm almost 19 years old. I'm 5'9",black
eyes and long brown hairs and my weight
is 175 pounds. My handle is EXTREMIST
and I'm the NTSC-fixer for EMPIRE.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD,DRINK,MUSIC,
AND MOVIE?

I like anykind of beers,and my favorite
kicking ass drink is vodka. I like spa-
ghetti. The best movie I saw is PINK
FLOYD's "THE WALL",honestly I suggest,
you to watch that movie on a trip! I'm
listening to Punk,Hardcore,Death Metal

and Trash bands! I'm a hardcore though!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR SPARE TIMES?

I'm hanging out,going parties and
getting drunk. I'm still going to school
though!

HOW DID YOU ENTER THE SCENE AND WHERE
DID YOU GET YOUR HANDLE?

First,I was in a wanna-b group called
THE ACADEMY,before I became elite and
joined EMPIRE in July'89. In April'9O,
I joined ROADKILL's group NAPALM. And
now I am in the new group EMPIRE since
march'91. By the way that group isn't
the same one I joined in '89 though!
I got my handle from the Speed Metal
band NAPALM DEATH,in their album called

THE PEEL SESSION.

WHO ARE THE BEST CRACKER AND CRACKER-
GROUP NOWADAYS?

I think the best Euro-cracker is my good
friend ANTITRACK of LEGEND. Till the be-
gining of the year,I might say that many
groups could be one of the best. But the
best Euro-group ever is still IKARI. The
best American group ever was ESI.

WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR FIRST C64?

Ah! A long time ago at the begining of
1983.

DID YOU REGRET YOUR YEARS ON THE SCENE
AND DO YOU WANT TO BECOME LEGAL?

No,not really! And I don't want to be
legal... Public Domain and shit suck!

DID YOU EVER GET TROUBLE WITH THE FEDS?

No never! Anywayz,it's almost impossible
to get busted by them in Canada though!
The only trouble I've ever got was 3
years ago when I was blue boxing.

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE SCENE?

The American scene is dieing since some
American software companies went to the
(L)Amiga and IBM,but the Euro scene is
still kicking!

WHAT DO YOU PLAN IN THE FUTURE?

Till the C64 is alive,I will stay on the

scene. After that I will quit all my
illegal computer activites. I'm studying
to be an computer engineer.

FINALLY DESCRIBE THE PERFECT LAMER TO
OUR GUESTS!

Sumbody who is saying a lot of crap
about what they are able to do,but
obviously they can't do shit!

THANK YOU FOR THIS INTERVIEW ETIENNE!

OK dude,l8r!

INTERVIEW WITH SORCERESS.
INTERVIEW WITH SORCERESS.
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TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

My name is Debbie,21 years,brown hair,
blue eyes,5'7"(=1,74 meter) and 115 LPS.

HOW LONG HAS THE MYSTIC CAVERN BEEN UP?

About 2 years,maybe a bit more.

WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES IN
COMPUTING?

ROY,SKATER,CRUMBY,PSYCHO,DR.COOL...
It's hard to name all... And as for
enemies,I'm sure we all have a small
amount of people we choose to ignore.

WHAT OTHER THEN COMPUTING DO YOU DO?

I like hanging out with my friends,
I work part time in a Veterinary's
clinic because I love animals,I do
like fishing,and just going out...
I'm not into clubs and bars,I don't
drink but I do go sometimes.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITES?

Food : Hummm... Probably Italian
Drink: Pepsi
Movie: I don't know,maybe TOTAL RECALL
Game : MANIAC MANSION

WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST IN A BOYFRIEND?

Someone who is a friend as well as a
boyfriend,not someone who is always

telling me what to do and what not to
do. Just someone I enjoy being with.

DESCRIBE A LAMER!

A lamer is a person who can't get on a
good board by using their real info,or
one who agrees with anything you say
even when you're ragging on him.

NAME 3 THINGS YOU WOULD WISH FOR IF
YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND!

A bottle of SUNTAN lotion,a cool drink
and a life boat.

DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS ABOUT PUTTING
UP YOUR BOARD?

No,as long as I run it and it doesn't

run me.

AND WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN
YOUR LIFE?

That everyone is OK and happy...

DID YOU EVER GET ANY CALLS FROM AT&T,
BECAUSE THAT A LOT OF EUROPEANS ARE
USING CALLING CARDS TO CALL "M.CAVERN"?

No!

WHAT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE IN YOUR LIFE?

Meeting SORCERER.

WHY DO YOU THINK ARE THERE SO FEW GIRLS
IN THE PIRATE-WORLD?

There's no special reason and I think
there should be more.

OKAY,THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEW...

WELL,THAT'S IT... BUT,DON'T WORRY!
IF YOU WANT TO MEET HER,CALL THE
"MYSTIC CAVERN" (555-555-5555)
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